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What happened?
I fell asleep
Well,...
How was the episode?
What does it matter if I tell you?
As usual...
a good ***
Well something like that, is what happened
Huh?
They watch *** now?
No way!
Those two were doing stupid things as usual...
What are you doing dude?
I'm trying to put on a new series but...
this doesn't seem to work.
Would you like...?
I'm not expecting anyone
Hello, having established this location as preferable to set up a net access station
I am pleased to offer our TURBO ADSL model
Will this access station be placed after an agreement and without raising our initial price
that was negotiated with our previous company?
The contrary would be horrible
Come in, come in!
Can I place myself here?
Why not there?
Would you like some?
I couldn't say no to such delicious food
If I could borrow a pen, I could tell you about the contract details
With this you're...
selling
Yes
I could watch series and stuff couldn't I?
In a couple of...
In a couple of...
So the ADSL salesman left the briefcase
at the house so those dorks would be intrigued
Should we open it?
What if we don't open it?
Maybe it has something so we can connect to the net
What if there's a watch?
A watch?
Yeah, one of those that goes backwards
A bomb?
I don't know. One of those that goes backwards
and then the briefcase gets blown into a thousand pieces
Ok then, we won't open it.
What if there's dollars?
Dollars!
Yeah, I've seen it a bunch of times
on that series that every chapter has 60 minutes of the same day
24?
I don't know, but they had a bunch of dollars
They were all the same and fit in a briefcase.
And he's used intrigue
to sell TURBO ADSL
when in reality it works horribly
I think I left something
Thank You
Would you mind telling us something of vital importance for...
What's in the briefcase?
So this was a scam?
Of course!
Look how the net works...
Look how...
how fast the net goes, huh?
...Sometimes
Hey,...
I would like to try one of your juices...
I could make more
So what was in the briefcase?
Pens that were leaking ink
That was the scam.
The mustache dude would take out the ink from the pen
Then, he would fake fainting
He would run out of the house suddenly
leave the briefcase at the house
and when he comes back
Everyone wants to know what was in the briefcase
How interesting, no?
Interesting, no,
what a bunch of ***!
I had to watch this 69 times to understand it
It's best they don't make anymore episodes
Wipe yourself
It looks like something gross was left on your mouth
From Pontevedra
The condensed milk is from Pontevedra
You don't like it?
I'm not giving you any
It's mine.
Subtitles by C.L. & Abby