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Anand: You have to mouth "hey it's Stef" and then I'm gonna,
Stef: No. Anand: I'll like, "hi it's stef"
Stef: No, we not, we can't do that Anand: Yeah... 1, 2, 3! HIIIII
Stef: Woah that's a great tableaux, I'm really feelin' it.
Anand: What do you think is happening? Stef: I think you are, um... um... being offered
the wrong food at a restaraunt and you're really offended, you're like really pissed
off, 'cause the waitress brought you a caesar salad with the bacon when you like, asked
NOT for bacon, and now you're thinking about existential ***, like if you fire a gun in
space, will you see the gun or the bullet before it actually happens or whatever
Anand: Just so everyone knows, that's a real thing that happened. Facts, life stories.
Stef: Hi little buns! It is Stef, welcome to this home, it's not my home, it's another
home, it's the home of this person, who is this person? Who is this person? Who are you?
Anand: Swag master flex. Stef: Yeah! So this is my friend Anand ... (mumbling)
why did you do - it's fine (groaning) He goes by UPB3AT on most social networks, you can
find his links down in the description box, some cool description box stuff, some information,
you can find his links there, it's all good, I LOVE IT.
Anand: Books. Read books. Stef: Why read books? Read books. So we're
gonna, um, kind of some - I feel like it's an original idea, I don't think I've seen
this done before, have you seen this done before?
Anand: No, we're creative. Stef: OOOOH we're creative as hell, okay so
we're gonna call, it's called, we called it the piano tag challenge. Tag and challenge.
Anand: Yeah why'd you put tag in there? Stef: Because, you know what? I'm gonna tag
some people, and it can be tag and a - (loud frustrated groan) So the idea is, one person
plays the piano and the other person - yeah, it's gonna be him, 'cause he knows how to
play the piano, I don't know whaddafuck I'm doin'. It's fine!
Anand: That's fine. It's fine, actually. Stef: Is it fine? So, one person plays the
piano and the other person makes up a story to whatever sound they're doing, and so you
kind of have to collab - PIL - PI - PILANO! Pilano.
Anand: You should have your own vocabulary. Stef: And so you kind of have to, like, collaborate
to make a story with a sound, it's really cool. So if you like sounds and stories, you
should do this challenge! You should do it. So, um, what are we gonna start, what are
we gonna do? Anand: Yes, we're gonna start right away!
Stef: Okay! I'm so excited, I'm gonna make a story...
Both: Oh! Stef: He always cracks his bones in the most
disturbing way, it freaks me out a lil bit. Just a little!
(Shockingly loud bone cracking sounds) Anand: If it picks that up that’d be so
great! Stef: I think it might’ve that was devastating!
Okay, let’s go! I’m ready. Anand: (whispering) 1… 2…
(light, heavenly piano music) Stef: Okay, so! There’s a little fella – he’s
walkin’ down the street. It’s sunny. He’s in like the suburbs, okay? He’s just walkin’,
and he sees like, an old church, and he’s like “that’s a cool church, it’s an
old church, I’m gonna go in the old church ‘cause like it’s fine, it’s safe, it’s
fine”, and, so he goes in the old church and what happ – was there a sound in the
old church? Maybe? No? Okay! So the church is like quiet and peaceful and he goes up
to the altar and he’s like, “hm, I’m not a Christian, but this is a cool church”,
and then he finds out he has to really pee, he REALLY has to pee, and so he’s looking
for the washroom in the church and suddenly things take a dark turn. They take a dark
turn Anand. That’s not dark enough, that’s too peaceful.
Anand: I can’t do it! Stef: IT’S TOO PEACEFUL! Okay, then he,
uh, faints on the toilet and he, uh, never wakes up.
(light, heavenly piano music fades out) Stef: That was nice! (Anand laughs) So nice!
Anand: (excitedly) That was pretty, uh, so dark all of the sudden, there’s no sound
in the church and he has to pee, and he can’t pee, and like… oh god.
Stef: Yeah! Like, your story doesn’t have to make any sense, and neither does your piano
playing, but that sounded pretty fricken beautiful to me! It’s fine!
Anand: Yeah! Stef: Let’s do another one! Let’s do another
sound, let’s pull another story out of our, of our compartments.
Anand: Did you hear that? What can that be? Stef: Oh!
Anand: (softly) A one, a two, a one two three go!
(jarring church organ sounds) Stef: Okay, there’s an organ, that organ
from the Beauty and the Beast Christmas special! That evil organ – he’s still alive, he
didn’t blow up at the end of the movie. So he’s just walkin’ down the street in
New York City, he’s a literal fricken’ organ just walking down the street, he’s
like fifty feet wide, it’s fine. Everything’s fine. So he’s walkin’ down the street
he’s going to like Saks or something, is that a place in New York? I don’t know.
It is now! And (jarring church organ sounds go deeper) OH GOSH, he runs somebody over
‘cause he’s so damn big, he runs somebody over, he runs over like five cars, the police
are comin’! And then he goes into like an inner monologue, he gets all solemn inside
of his head, he’s like “ooh I’m gonna think about stuff because I just killed some
people”, and it’s quiet in his head, (church organ sounds go higher) except for that little
sound! What is that little sound? It’s … a fly! In his head. But it’s really loud because
he’s an organ! And he gets really mad ‘cause there’s a fly in his head! And he starts
like, angrily fuming, and then he runs into Saks! And he falls because he’s too heavy
and Saks is too big, and uh then the police arrest him and he goes to jail for the rest
of his life. Anand: (laughing) Oh my god!
Stef: The organ from the Beauty and the Beast. I love it! Okay, what’s next?
Anand: Okay! Stef: Oh, was that a drum sound?
(piano keys play) Stef: Oh, that’s not a drum sound.
Anand: (mumbling incoherently) Stef: (whispering) You have to be louder so
they can hear you. Anand: Oh no, it’s, but it’s good, like…
Stef: Okay. Anand: I can be that silent dude, but now
I can’t, because it’s picking this up. Stef: (very strange sound of frustration)
Okay, go. (space-age synth music)
Stef: Okay, so we’re in space, we’re on a space station, it’s the market, it’s
the marketplace in space, it’s called Space Market, okay, and, we are a fellow, we’re
a young fellow, we’re an ungendered just neutral just random person, alright? We’re
walkin’ through this marketplace and we see this lil jar, this lil jar catches our
eye and we’re like “That’s a nice jar, I want that jar, it’s a mason!” , so you
go up to the mason jar you’re like “excuse me sir, how much is the jar?”, and the guy
is like “it’s five dollars!” because apparently we use dollars in space because...
I don’t know why! And uh, you buy the jar! You bring it home. You’re still in space,
you live in the space station, so you’re in your house in the space station. It’s
called House Space… Space House. And you have the jar, and you’re like, “this is
cool”, so you open it up. And a genie pops out of the mason jar. It’s not Robin Williams
genie it’s more like Christina Aguilera “Genie in a Bottle” but she’s the genie
so she’s kinda like singing and being gyrating and stuff it’s fine!
Anand: Rest in peace Robin Williams! Stef: (sadly) Yeah. And then she starts singing
Genie in a Bottle and you’re like, “please stop that song stopped being good a long time
ago!”, because I um, that song is great for the record but like, I don’t wanna hear
it a thousand times over especially when we’re living in space, it’s been a bit too long
at that point, so then she’s singing it and you’re like “please go back in the
jar I don’t wanna hear this right now”, and she’s like, “LISTEN, I’ll stop singing
if you grant me on wish as a genie,” and you’re like “Okay, that’s backwards
but fine because I don’t wanna hear that song anymore”, and then she’s like, “My
wish is… to… have… a… peanutbutterjellysandwich!”, and you’re like “okay Christina Aguilera
I’ll make you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich”, so you go to the kitchen, in
your space kitchen, it’s called Kitchen Space or whatever, I don’t know, and you’re
making a pbj for Christina Aguilera and then, somebody breaks into your house and you hear
a window shatter, and Christina Aguilera the genie AND the mason jar are GONE! And um also,
your house is exposed to the vacuum of space so you get sucked out and you die.
(synth music stops abruptly) Stef: (sweetly) Yeah!
Anand: DAMN. Stef: It’s nice, right? Cool!
Anand: That was heavy. Stef: What’s next? What’s next Anand?
Anand: Okay. (hollow synth plays) Stef: Oh! (whispering) What’s that?
(heavy metal synthetic sounds) Stef: OKAY! It’s the desert! You’re on
a motorcycle race track, those motorcycles are all revvin’ up! You know you’re wearing
some hot pants and like a leather vest, you’re lookin’ pretty cute, right? And you’re
like, you have the flags and you’re like “GO!” or whatever! And then the motorcycles
go, okay? And the race is on. And Tom Hardy is actually there, Tom Hardy is one of the
motorcycle racers, because like, who doesn’t want Tom Hardy to be a motorcycle racer, okay?
Yeah. And so he’s racin’, and you’re like “Go Tom Hardy! You’re my Heart-y”,
or whatever, you know , you’re cheerin’ for him, okay? And then Tom Hardy looks at
you from the motorcycle, he’s like… And then, ‘cause he’s lookin’ at you, he
crashes! Into a wall! He doesn’t win the race, and it’s all because you cheered for
him, so you run over there, and you try to help him. You’re like, “lemme give you some medical attention Tom Hardy” and he’s like, “fine”, ‘cause there’s no hospitals in the desert, you just, you know you’re bandaging up his leg or whatever, right? And he’s sad that he lost the race so he’s crying tears, there’s tears running down
his face, and you’re like “Tom Hardy, excuse me… would you like to buy some Arbonne
products?” (Anand laughs really hard)
Stef: And then you get hit by a motorcycle and then it’s over. (music stops abruptly)
Yeah.
Stef: Is there another one, is there a fifth one? Anand: Yeah. Stef: Okay what is it? Both: Oh! Anand: Let’s go… let’s start like mid, or should we go high?
(Spooky synth music plays)
Stef: So. It’s your first day on the job as an FBI agent. Your partner is Agent Mulder.
Anand: That’s taken, that’s taken. Stef: You are on the X-Files.
Anand: YEAH! WOAH. Meta. Stef: You didn’t know I was doing the X-Files?
This is an X-Files sound to me. But also, okay, so it’s a special episode of the X-Files,
and Scully has been sucked into a video game, and you have to go in after her, with Mulder, and try to save her. Because she’s stuck in the video game, she doesn’t know how to get out! Actually this probably happened, this happened in an episode with virtual reality,
but it’s different! This is like, Pac-Man, okay. So you’re in a Pac-Man machine with
Agent Mulder, somehow you got in there, I don’t know, I don’t write the plot, okay,
I just – I actually do that’s what I’m doing right now! But listen! You’re in the
arca- you’re in the pinball – you’re in the Pac-Man machine, okay? And Scully is
the red ghost because she’s got red hair, and you’re the Pac-Man, and you’re chasing
her, and she doesn’t know that you’re tryin to help her so she’s just like, “Oh
my god please stop chasing me, I’m agent Scully, I’m not a Pac-Man ghost”, and
you’re like “but I’m also not a Pac-Man” and then somehow you stop even though Pac-Man
never stops moving, somehow you stop! And the entire arcade machine blows up, and then
you and Agent Mulder and Agent Scully are free, I don’t know what Agent Mulder was
doing while you were chasing Scully, but apparently he’s uh, he’s fine, he’s out there too,
you’re all outside the arcade machine, (high pitched ringing) and there’s this loud ringing
sound like that, inside the arcade… and then the smoke clears from the exploded arcade machine, and you’re all fine! Everything is good, and you’re like, “Let’s go to In’n’Out!”, and you go to In’n’Out, you have a good time, you befriend them, and
now you’re friends for life! (Both clapping)
Stef: Yay! Good story!
Anand: (exaggerated) BYE LITTLE BUNS! (laughing) Stef: That was not a good, that was not- Anand: THAT WAS SO GOOD!
Stef: (slurring) That wasn’t good. Anand: Bye little buns!
Stef: I don’t say little buns at the end, I say, “I love you so much BYE” and then
I do the kisses. I say little buns at the beginning!
Anand: Oh. Stef: (pops tongue) He doesn’t even watch
my videos apparently. (Anand laughs)
Stef: It’s ok. It’s ok. Anand: I swear I do.
(both sniffling) (loud piano sound) Anand: BACK AT IT AGAIN, Stef, touching ***
that doesn’t belong to you! Stef: I love it. OKAY! That was fun, if you
have access to a piano, you should also do this challenge! And you should speed – PIANO.
Pianal. And you should also do this challenge and you should be like, “Listen, I’m doing
the piano challenge, we’re gonna do a stories”… I did five stories, if you wanna do more you’re
welcome to, if you wanna do less, you’re welcome to! Just let me know if you have some
fun, and I will see you again very soon! Again, if you wanna find this guy’s links in the
social medias it’s in the description box and stuff.
Anand: But you don’t have to. Stef: You shouldn’t.
Anand: Nah… Stef: You should, go, go! Go follow him, It’s
fine! He doesn’t care! He doesn’t give a shhhh- he doesn’t give a fff-.
Anand: (sighs) I didn’t swear, it was Stef. Stef: I also did not swear, I held my tongue.
Anand: You wanted to. Stef: You know, I always want to.
Anand: You were thinking about it. Stef: I always think about it. I’m always
like, why can’t I just swear? Stef: Okay, thank you for coming to hang out
with us – I love you so much BYE! You know what, stick with your gut, do what
you think is best. It’s okay to not be sure because that’s just the way people are.
That’s the way we are, we’re human beings, right? We can never be 100% sure when we’re
making the choice, but after… you’ll know, you’ll know whether it’s for you or not,
okay? Hang in there child. Instagram user King of the Nerds