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...like a well oiled machine ladies and gentlemen...
this guys doesn't even live here, he's just gonna F'n craigslist this thing ?!
so i'm ..a... nervous.
very good job jim, thank you very much!
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thank you so much for coming out to our first installment of the real theatre's
talented west uh... the one thing
that a concern about tonight business
michelle can only grow
so that everybody knows that i sent the rosa as the still goes on
our judges
one st and one kill throughout the night
that means that we will have twelve performers uh... during one of the
performances
uh... these jet
there you go if they choose they can do that to the kids and stop whatever they
want
that person will then be eliminated
altus
that's right unless the judge chooses to save a person's so there is one
elimination and once a project
psychic timeout and hockey fall hoti
talk to somebody next year it's canada
now ladies and gentlemen uh... when you came in this evening you were given a
balanced by applause who got a ballots tonight by applause
when you got up and uh... nobody has a pencil their pencils available in the
lobby we will be having an emissions just to let everybody know every fourth
that we will have attended intermission that's when you can go to lobby uh...
this is how the balloting system works just let everybody know you get the
ballot for every drink you purchased this evening
alcoholic
non-alcoholic so whether you are hydrated or have urged we don't care
also event has a wristband but as a wristband yes
down there you go so uh... when you get your drink they will mark up on your
wrist band and you get up to three ballots after that you can still order
drinks
no ballots but who cares after that dragon for you array
uh... cellular does work well may open
but you know you and actually have a dinner just make the list that you need
honest
you made
a contestant off the stage but it's canada so
although i'm sure our booing will be more like you can do better
uh... so
i believe in you if you prepare more so
but here is that they if you can choose to do that you are welcome to do a
person can be eliminated from doing
everybody on this stage tonight
is allowed to get at least
one minute a performance time
and it is up to me levels of mc to decide whether that person
should be eliminated or not all be in the wings and i'll say the audio tapes
you artist why do you hate this person or maybe i won't they'll just let you
guys continue to do them and see if this person has what it takes to get through
life
uh... self welcome to the real world you don't wear a picture to uh... to get
people stop picking on you guessed we have to stand up for yourself suck ***
so obvious you are allowed to do let me remind you though
that uh... if somebody is eliminated but they don't immediately leave the stage
and
on the up to six people can be eliminated from the show in total
which brings us to our judges ladies and gentlemen joining us today i still have
a judge number one this young fellow magazine right here ladies and gentlemen
no this isn't a delivery system on their tony curtis this person is in fact uh...
use the word willing and ready when words yes he's one alerts at some of the
crew including bronze participation medals from nineteen eighty seven
uh... also
he is the man who hosts
and runs
dinners
most popular burlesque tonight the most popular last night in the country ladies
and gentlemen
did if you get your last night every sunday at the biltmore extremist islamic
resurrecting it for the riddle terrorist separate celebrate on he is the record
overnight from new york because ladies and gentlemen in new york city when you
open bunny they will kill you
uh... so
women who are not the professor how do we do that you could find out about the
unites dot com or on days both find this enormous it's right there it is i think
that it was broken the bricks is birthdays usually reads the whole like
that is all about
panel but for if you want to decide the congratulations it's already happened
uh... hit
here
dangerous post-dispatch okay so he's just trying to decide dole really old
retires after yesterday's ok at this video shoot me brother to me so far
uh... has that's how you know your today show business or someplace like all the
fifty helping to religion ok through all that good
and uh... joining us as well as award-winning celebrity impersonator
bonnie hillel abundant kill related element
what's game please possible
and down
so you're judging
thank you
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contests something
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yes are excellent
and so
recognizing it out in the canadian performer
he did tell the canadian 'cause they're and
leasing at promoting themselves ladies and gentlemen
i won something
uh... so uh... it if people want to learn more about the body kill rose in
their neighborhood how do they do that
didn't he
or is it sort of we should probably
yet web sites of some sort i would say and uh... today any pulses dot com
celebrity impostors dot com and tonight
you for a spark portraying
internation hat
that's right you know as much of your celebrities here and i was going to the
event
so there you go
and uh... last but not least ladies and gentlemen
we come to the man at the end i'd just because he's on the ends doesn't mean he
is the end
uh... he is the house but he is the omega he is the great use the wonderful
ladies and gentlemen paid no attention to the man behind the curtain
is reluctant to review the
the question about whether or not on trial pressure being attacked
part-time state as pressure on state mores some
are larger studies on this so it's really side of the sellers because
ultimately
on his site whatever i want
kind god knowing judges made it on the originally from somewhere in london
england
i believe street name of some sort what what part of faking when terry from sir
into question about whether or not real
it's not
israel on the really
hahahaha
the first african-american
hands-on activities
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that's right uh... ladies and gentlemen uh... a jaques
layla and today credible closer to a priest
jaques lei leng activities uh... tell us a little bit about yourself sir
uh... well on the glove the famous across the continent spoke primarily
those statues of the in africa
uh... no but
bother them
on something caltech everything he knows from the by more than just me of also
incredibly uncivil
jaques late and
big round of applause for celebrity judges like
there you go
so ladies and gentlemen uh... we are filming this evening it is for a show on
t_v_ year at
and serenity
channel for and uh... so if you have access to basic cable
or if you are stealing table
you have a good chance of seeing this show ladies and gentlemen uh... so we
are filming for shot t_v_ this evening
so all i ask is this if you're here tonight with someone you should not be
with
now would be a good time to move
very difficult explaining to that special personal
so uh... see so there you go
also recommended your crime stoppers that as we said we're
probably sits behind the camera
uh... so any other questions that have any questions about the balloting system
you must take three people on your ballot you must take three people on
your ballot
if you take the word and three people on your ballot nor about will be eliminated
null and void
also you are only allowed to
vote you're only allowed to have up to four ballots
if you're caught filling up more than four balance your balance will be
eliminated and not counted standing
very funny uh... you are going to be incredibly entertained when i'm finished
to be like bec i was amazing but was named
well
and uh... oh yes that's what i want to tell you upon your bouts ulysses their
are twitter handles
feel free to tweaks
and take photos no flash photography is all we ask but during the intermission
slash away that's inappropriate use of words take pictures with flash
photography as you choose
uh... so ladies and gentlemen uh... we encourage you to read
it's a grand that
technical etcetera etcetera
everything is their ballots
uh... you might win a prize
i don't know maybe a little prize or sit and stare disintegrates this shows that
the wonderful spyware denied all over again alright cell
dengan
uh... i will tell you this about myself by uh... i'm married so it does
and uh...
that you to prepares to want to buy
uh... and uh... and married appeared to dispose of beautiful so first we have no
idea who the real father is
thank you whether that's that is a round of applause a standing ovation in this
room hai
i was a show of metric tons of people into it now
uh... so uh... i've got a boy hannahgirl and uh... i have a two-year-old daughter
for girls on
and one thing i have discovered as uh... an older father is this timeout
simply doesn't work that's one thing i've learned
timeout is simply time for your kid to figure out i'm not to get caught again
that's basically how it is
uh... my four-year-old son i'd put him in timeout enter into the tony montana
from scarface has pretty much what happens
as they have money anybody
not ruled to mcdonnell minute time out not all two minutes time out
bogota maman
went on my mom
in all were out there for three dash calm and prominent bama
for a couple of entering a one-man implement to maria nor marple through
will move a little sandbox with fifty eight minutes i don't know
you know one month your call lyrics is a long time no-one presumed freaked out
and that's why my
where forty one forty two oh four eight that is why you are one of a man as you
know and as you know i'm implement them all for like two minutes you say
pamela's over you know what lucerne instruments on google manipal univ
witnessed the
that you for the folks at home
i'm back here next
ladies and gentlemen in home listening i am killing
my career i'd need support life choices aya
i gotta tell you know whatever my son accidentally part of his very proud as a
parent is a man he is doing great he's wearing a third grade level
i don't know why progress on some of the training but i do apparently
uh... somehow or another though they didn't tell him that i can guarantee you
this tonight
i give you this much there will be a beginning and there'll be an end
uh... so
uh... ladies and gentlemen without further ado its owner has available to
those who practice yes
the
the pretty denied ladies and gentlemen i want to go up on my crazy and i do not
as the only one although they are
uh... you won't three of you might it came to see a friend maybe
and the rest of you would like to answer the call more friends
but uh... sold to a practice run so the country everybody go crazy ready so one
two three and
the
composer end barely see what you did in class latitude
will be wire you read it and everybody
just sitting there in the darkest of mister mister
you'll have fun search our state you know how you can have a good time
all right
as probably a better way to one of the audiences of input of sphere but
all right ladies and gentlemen unto me back and forth hit me up and down
uh... and uh... like i said i'm here besides the magic molina
you're gonna have a good time tonight and uh... so to the uh... money once
again just make sure all different reading one two three we are the best
here
widow
brought up a sign that you perhaps
uh... and you're gonna have a great time so ladies and gentlemen
accessing with respect as he put it
that's another thing ladies and gentlemen i can't stress this enough
whatever you do if you're drinking tonight please only drink if you are not
an idiot
helping kids and i think you can see that we did
uh... are at least on the difference is the uh... this young fellow all my
goodness gracious i think this guy's is the greatest performer of the night
i think he's got what it takes to win the five hundred dollar cash prize i
think this present is the greatest thing you ever see in your lifetime
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ladies and gentlemen to thank you so o by dennis alot about gender out of the
competition but thank you very much
was nice having you backed the car
uh... and getting with assured like that have a car come on
uh... professor what is going with the content which is a
had pretty powerful voices i don't know the very popular and that's nice lyrics
of those of the regional song
so there is a very nice uh...
another three to the following following my calling that's a pretty good ride but
this is over one of the same songwriter guy is a good job jim thank you very
much for help
data erosion jamie and thinking about you think it was good
use this link with allied let's give it some thought it was very important quote
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with those worries
quantities always means sonya applicants
there you go sharon fields of the at somebody with a always writing it
and somebody who can play guitar better he might have something
i think it
that's what i'm saying our rights jaques
on political dot he's a exit when he elbowed june of problem
was one of his personal insult or we've got no arcane canada i mean really look
like something from the seventy two series
welfare phyllis position so it will be clark disseminated driving
all agree with the professor about the bold dylan think dot i filled up bob
dole in the field of all these guys it's great song
are definitely should and it's tough being first on the other one of his
energy wind up costing he'll be forced
and uh... jaques thank you very much for the your opinion
alike now even the audiences like are we allowed to do i don't feel comfortable
doing outside ons
even boat-building booming seattle and therefore regret the groom's
the you know there's only one to pull the inclusive phone there's only been
one performer
but it's not him
at another opinion ladies and gentlemen uh...
if you are one of the judge's and must act like i care about you the saddest
part is as that but to the three judges to get a good vote for myself i didn't
even know it wasn't in the competition
uh...
are you ready for his acting as a felony
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clinics guests ladies and gentlemen this guy organizations and he's going to use
it when the whole thing
i think this guy's going to win the five hundred dollar cash prizes the the best
performer you've ever seen in the entire life
ladies and gentlemen please on tuesdays number two on your list number one in
our hearts
magician christopher jack
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uh... so i think that is what do you think leaving about this for james i
thought i was amazing that we're going quickly doing so professor by
uh... u
to be honest i see this act before and i thought that my mind
all you know
and i said to myself
who would be behind him
and see how he money
nl you no
incredible job they could preservative blow my mind to not get think is a very
much
they got were gonna edit this
you have your own microphone
i'm just gonna help around for the rest of the shelving
on act you know what i find it difficult to believe share and that you have as we
know ability to understand how to work something that looks like pat besides
house say after the ship actually
see this is the only way i would say something
horribly inappropriate but not done so i don't know exactly identical isn't that
much but an os so i'll have to think of something that sounds like a dirty joke
but is it's a dirty joke that's was gonna say are a chair and thank you very
much after the show
uh... you can uh... show me your mike technique on my microphone
whether they doing in their karaoke you could call it that
all right so
one person in the audience all men
covering the marble cake that's right
people at home right now just watching just going to do thoi louisa voting
booths this man
people to get on intrinsic to the computer
believe them and that's the only online ministrations
uh... steve by the way is only sixteen years of h
that's right if you're young you were allowed to perform your long as you are
accompanied by an adult
uh...
locator adults in the audience for example the continuous so if you are
under eighteen can kardasian and you can try to get in
uh... and uh...
and you are with a guardian at all times there is somebody back there watching
after the kids two kids that i know you're old when somebody was sixteen is
considered a child
center where people aren't
christina
and sab that
probably on
that me and her
old diseases quincy grandview
we're willing to handle that
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christina smith ladies and gentlemen
uh... so late is in town and will be back uh... mark you see it somehow other
than you would on the skytrain also ladies don't just to let you know our
next uh... realty inner talent quest to chill
will be december six we'll find out who will win five hundred dollars cash money
one and so that you have rejected so
we're also find out but that is dollars show december the sex they get a second
chance head to head to the
but