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Hello world of YouTube, my name's Tom, otherwise known as TuckerCommentates. Hello.
This is the first of what I hope will be many Left 4 Tucker videos.
Excuse the sniffling and the weird sounding voice. I've got hayfever, so boo.
Not a very manly thing to have, hayfever, really.
I could have made up some kind of story like I'm feeling abit ill because I took on a grizzly
bear on with my bear hands or blah blah blah.
But no, it's the grass pollen and the lovely pretty flowers that have made me sound like
this, so thankyou Mother Nature. Thanks for that.
Anyway, now as this is the first episode of Left 4 Tucker, I'll just explain what I hope
to do with these videos.
Essentially, Left 4 Tucker will be playthroughs of custom campaigns on Left 4 Dead 1 and 2
with commentary obviously, side-splitting comedy. Comedy? You could call it comedy.
Commentary, I meant to say. More like commentary rather than comedy. I'm not a very funny person.
Funny to look at.
Each video will also feature a user question and you're going 'ooo'. Yes, the best answer
to these questions will be featured in the next episode of Left 4 Tucker.
So this is me, obviously, so you can guarantee the questions won't be particularly intellectual
I'd say.
They'll be pretty pathetic, actually. It will kind of be like listening to a toddler crack
a joke.
I'll be asking questions along the lines of: If you could take a Witch on a date where
would you take her and why?
Personally, I'd take her to a nice fancy restaurant in an attempt to stop her crying all the time.
I think I'd have to end up having to pay for the meal as well. it's very easy to startle
her even in a public place.
Also, would you rather see a Boomer or a Spitter naked? That's is another sort of question
I like to ask, but neither of these are going to be the question for this episode.
That will be coming up later on.
So yeh, stuff like that, really. Childish, pathetic stuff. So that's sort of what I'm
hoping to achieve.
Now I guess I'd better talk about this level abit more.
This level's called Death Aboard 2 and it's a conversation of a custom campaign that was
originally on the first Left 4 Dead.
You can download it from L4Dmaps.com. I'll put the link in the underbar.
If this is your first time watching one of my videos then be a darling and subscribe.
Click my username, click the cheeky button on the page and you'll make me happy because
I am easily pleased.
Like a small child with a rattle in a pram, except I upload YouTube videos in high definition
720p quality and crystal clear sound as well.
Not many babies can do that, or at least none that I've met.
Honestly though, thanks to everybody that's subscribed already. I've managed to reach
over 5000 video views on all my uploads so that's really cool.
'That's really cool'. That sounded abit geeky, didn't it? That's really cool.
My Just Cause 2 video was also featured on 2 gaming websites so that was really cool
too.
One of those was a German PC website. I don't know how it got onto there, so danke danke
to them.
That's German, for everybody that just wondered what I just said. For all of you wondering
'what did he just say?' I said thankyou thankyou in German.
That wasn't some unusual outburst. I wasn't reading off of a paper written in Microsoft
Wingdings font.
Very few people will get that joke about Wingdings. Wow, I'm a nerd.
If you got that joke leave a comment saying so because I'd like to think I'm not the only
nerd on YouTube.
Anyway, let's move on from this unfortunate series of poorly constructed jokes and irritating
sarcasm and move on.
So this brings us to the user question. How exciting. Which is as follows.
If you could keep one of the special infected as a pet for one week, which one would it
be, and why?
Personally, I think for me it would be the Jockey. I leave the house quite abit and I
so I'd feel more secure if I left a Jockey crouched by the door.
You know, just in case any burglars tried to get in. I just love the thought of opening
my front door and seeing my Jockey welded to some poor mans face with my TV in his grasp.
If I walked in to my house and my Jockey was mounted to some poor guys face it would probably
sound abit like this.
Ah, home sweet home. Jockey,who is that guy and why is he in my house?
Jockey, that doesn't explain anything. Why is he even in the house in the first place?
Was he trying to steal something?
What the hell do you mean you 'don't know'? Do you know what? Forget it. We'll talk about
this another time. Go to bed.
So that's my answer to the random question this week. If you've got an answer, leave
it in the comment below. Why not? Live dangerously.
Remember, the best one will be featured in the next episode of Left 4 Tucker so pretty
much the ultimate prize right there. The ultimate prize on YouTube, I'd say.
Also, if you enjoyed that little Jockey story, subscribe to my channel. I'll try and do another
one for the next video and who knows the next one might even be funny.
So I'm nearing the end of the campaign now. This is only the first segment of the campaign
so I may do more playthroughs of this campaign in the future, just different moments in the
level.
This is segment 1 of 4, I think. If you know of any weird or wonderful Left 4 Dead maps
I could comment on, tell me and I'll feature them in future episodes.
I stumbled across one today that's set in space, so I might give that one a go.
Anyway, this has been Left 4 Tucker episode 1. Hope you enjoyed it. If you did, subscribe
and hopefully I'll see you for the next episode.
Goodbye.