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Jeana: PREVIOUSLY AT THE TRAILER PARK...
I WANT SOMETHING DONE WITH BANDIT.
I WANT HIM OUT OF HERE,
AND I WANT MY MONEY WHEN I GET BACK.
WITH HER DADDY AWAY,
BECKY HAD A HECK OF A TIME HOLDING DOWN THE FORT.
Becky: OH, MY GOD.
Jeana: AND HER DAUGHTER ALYSON, WHEN HOME FROM COLLEGE,
WAS SEEING ALL OF IT.
Alyson: OBVIOUSLY, THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS
THAT NEED TO BE CHANGED AROUND THIS PARK,
AND I REALLY AM SURPRISED THAT MY MOM LET IT GO ON THIS FAR.
BECKY, I'M MOVING OUT.
YOU'RE NOT GOING NOWHERE TILL YOU PAY ME.
I'M COMING AFTER YOU FOR THIS PARK!
DID HE PAY YOU BEFORE HE LEFT?
THERE'S GONNA BE SOME CHANGES.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! LIKE WHAT, DADDY?!
THERE IS AN ONGOING INVESTIGATION.
Woman: OH, MY GOD.
ARE YOU [BLEEP] KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?
TAYLOR PISSED IN HER BED.
Jeana: THE URINATION INVESTIGATION MOVED FORWARD.
YOU DO TO PEE TEST IN MY HOUSE?
SOME DNA TESTING ON THE MATTRESS.
Marvin: WE WILL INVESTIGATE,
AND WE WILL FIND THE PERPETRATOR.
Jeana: BUT JESSICA AND TAYLOR WERE STUCK IN REVERSE.
AT THE MOMENT, I DON'T TRUST YOU.
AND I'D HONESTLY RATHER STAY IN MY CAR.
JARED FINALLY MADE HIS MOVE FOR CHELSEY.
WHEN I SEE SOMETHING I WANT, I GO FOR IT.
BUT TURNS OUT, IT WAS TOO SOON.
I HAVE SERIOUS COMMITMENT ISSUES WHERE, LIKE --
HEY, IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE.
Chelsey: I REALLY LIKE JARED,
BUT IF WE DON'T TAKE IT SLOW, I'M GONNA MESS IT UP.
THE REJECTION DIDN'T SEEM SO BAD.
I KIND OF FORGET I WAS BEING REJECTED FOR A MOMENT.
Jeana: AND COMING UP,
WHEN THE INVESTIGATION HEATS UP...
I'M GONNA HAVE TO DEMAND A *** SAMPLE FROM HIM.
FILL IT UP, TAYLOR.
Jeana: ...WILL AN UNLIKELY SUSPECT EMERGE?
I NEED A *** SAMPLE FROM YOU.
IT'S MY BED. WHY WOULD I PEE ON MY OWN BED?
Jeana: AND WHEN TAYLOR TAKES AN INTEREST
IN BECKY'S DAUGHTER ALYSON...
HEY. YOU NEED TO RELAX, HOMEY.
...WILL IT GET HIM EVICTED...
MM-HMM.
THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'M TELLING YOU.
...OR COST BECKY HER JOB?
BECKY, GIVE ALYSON THE KEYS TO THE GOLF CART.
SHE CAN GO AHEAD AND TAKE OVER NOW.
I AM TAKING OVER MYRTLE MANOR.
WHAT DID SHE JUST SAY?
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Jeana: MY BROTHER-IN-LAW CECIL,
WHEN HE GETS MAD, HE GETS TO WORKING.
AND ALYSON IS ALWAYS LOOKING TO GIVE HER GRANDDADDY
A HELPING HAND.
I'M GOING TO THE TOWN HALL,
AND I'M GONNA FIX ALL THIS STUFF!
[ SHOVELS SCRAPING ]
DID Y'ALL NOT HEAR ME?!
REALLY?!
FINE.
I CAN GET AN ATTITUDE, TOO.
Jeana: OF COURSE, WHEN BECKY'S IN TROUBLE WITH CECIL...
SOMETHING'S GONNA GIVE SOMEWHERE.
IT'S NOT GONNA BE LONG.
...SHE'S GONNA TAKE IT OUT ON SOMEBODY,
AND TODAY IT LOOKS LIKE THAT SOMEBODY IS ME.
HEY!
OH, I WOULDN'T BE "HEYING" ME.
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S IN TROUBLE.
ME? WHAT DID I DO WRONG?
YOU HAD A MOTORCYCLE PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE,
AND ALL THOSE HOODLUMS RIDING IN HERE.
WASN'T NO HOODLUMS.
YOU SHOULD HAVE COME OVER AND JOINED US.
IT WAS A GOOD TIME.
JEANA, WHAT DOES RULE NUMBER 17 STATE?
I GOT NO IDEA, BECKY.
"IDLE IN AND IDLE OUT."
AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE A DAMN MOTORCYCLE AND I KNOW THAT ONE.
Becky: THANK YOU, ROY. SEE, YOU KNOW THE RULES.
IF Y'ALL COULD BE MORE LIKE ROY, WE WOULDN'T HAVE THESE PROBLEMS.
MY DADDY JUST CAME BACK FROM VACATION.
HE IS MAD AS FIRE.
I'VE GOT TO GET THIS PARK BACK IN ORDER
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
YOU KNOW WHAT THE RULES ARE.
EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU HAVE A COPY OF IT,
AND YOU HAVE SIGNED THEM.
SO, THOSE OF YOU THAT ARE BREAKING THEM,
YOU NEED TO FIX WHAT YOU'RE DOING WRONG.
YOU NEED TO BUTTON UP YOUR SHIRT...
OR BUY ONE THAT FITS.
MOVING ON TO OUR NEXT AGENDA ITEM,
LET'S HAVE A COMMUNITY YARD SALE.
OH. OKAY.
I THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA.
YOU HAVEN'T ASKED ME, BUT I'LL TELL YOU.
Becky: I NEED TO SHOW MY DADDY
THAT I CAN STILL GET THIS COMMUNITY BACK TOGETHER AGAIN
BY THROWING A YARD SALE.
WHAT DO WE SELL?
Y'ALL DON'T HAVE JUNK YOU WANT TO GET RID OF?
WE GOT PLENTY OF JUNK IN THE FRONT YARD.
IN THE FRONT YARD, BUT IT'S ALL BROKEN.
BUT MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE YARD SALE,
EVER SINCE JESSICA'S REPORTED HER MATTRESS HAS BEEN PEED ON,
WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS MYSTERY.
MR. MARVIN, YOU WANT TO COME UP?
OKAY. SO, I'M GONNA USE THIS OPPORTUNITY
TO SORT OF CLEAR THE AIR HERE.
OKAY. BECKY AND I HAVE DECIDED TO MOVE FORWARD
WITH OUR URINATION INVESTIGATION.
OH [BLEEP]
TAYLOR, YOU ARE ALLEGED TO HAVE PISSED JESSICA'S BED.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO DEMAND A *** SAMPLE FROM YOU.
Becky: WE'RE GONNA TAKE A URINE SAMPLE FROM TAYLOR.
WE'RE GONNA ANALYZE IT
WITH THE URINE THAT WAS FOUND ON THE MATTRESS,
AND WE'RE GONNA GET TO THE BOTTOM OF IT
TO SEE WHO REALLY DID IT.
OKAY.
Taylor: YOU KNOW, I KNOW I DIDN'T PEE IN THIS BED.
I'M SICK OF HEARING ABOUT IT.
IF I HAVE TO PEE IN A CUP JUST TO SHUT EVERYONE THE HELL UP,
THEN SO BE IT.
YOUR URINE IS REAL STERILE, OKAY?
IT'S NOT NOTHING YUCKY.
I MEAN, IT WAS IN YOU, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, OKAY?
I MEAN, IF YOUR *** IS YUCKY WHEN IT COMES OUT INTO THE CUP,
THEN IT'S YUCKY WHILE IT'S INSIDE YOU.
AND THAT MAKES YOU YUCKY.
OKAY?
WRAPPED UP ALL NICE AND PRETTY FOR YOU.
THANK YOU, SIR.
YOU KNOW, JUST GIVE THAT TO ME.
[ LAUGHS ]
Woman: EW!
IT'S DRIPPING OUT THE CUP!
LAY OFF THE GUY'S ***.
IT'S DRIPPING OUT THE CUP.
THIS PERSON, THAT PERSON,
AND BASICALLY IT'S A FORM
OF INDUCTION, DEDUCTION COMBINED TOGETHER.
IT'S A GAME OF ELIMINATION.
I'M BASICALLY ELIMINATING SUSPECTS.
Jeana: HE MAY BE THE NEW PRIME SUSPECT
IN MYRTLE MANOR'S URINATION INVESTIGATION,
BUT RIGHT NOW TAYLOR'S GOT BUSINESS ON HIS MIND.
Taylor: [ WHISTLES ]
COME ON, GUS. COME ON, GUS.
NO MATTER HOW MUCH STUFF GOES ON IN MY PERSONAL LIFE,
THE ONE THING I CAN ALWAYS FALL BACK ON IS MY JOB.
ALL I WANT TO DO IS WORK, WORK, WORK.
SO I'M GONNA THROW A LINGERIE PARTY.
NOTHING BRINGS MONEY IN MY POCKET
LIKE SOME HALF-NAKED WOMEN.
I KNOW ONE OF MY NEIGHBORS, SHELLIE,
OWNS A COOL LITTLE BAR, A LITTLE HEAVY METAL BAR.
SO, I FIGURE IT MIGHT BE A GOOD FIT.
HELLO?
HEY. WHAT'S UP, NEIGHBOR?
I THINK GUS WANTS TO GO IN. DO YOU MIND?
NO. COME ON IN.
Shellie: MY NAME IS SHELLIE.
I AM THE OWNER OF THE SOUND HOLE...
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
...A ROCK 'N' ROLL LIVE MUSIC VENUE AND BAR
IN MYRTLE BEACH, AND I LIVE IN MYRTLE MANOR.
YOUR PLACE IS COOL, MAN. GIVE ME A LITTLE TOUR.
WELL, OVER HERE, WE HAVE MY ALTAR,
AND THEY'RE JUST DRIED HERBS AND STUFF THAT I USE IN RITUALS.
I AM A WICCAN.
YES, I DO RITUALS. I WRITE SPELLS.
I MAKE ENERGIES FLOW AND ENERGIES MOVE.
SHE'S NOT YOUR STEREOTYPICAL "WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST."
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
SHE'S MORE LIKE, I GUESS, THE "GOOD WITCH FROM THE EAST."
I MEAN, SHE IS ON THE EAST COAST, AFTER ALL.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF CALLING YOU A WITCH IS PROPER.
THAT'S FINE.
SOME PEOPLE TAKE OFFENSE TO IT,
BUT I LEARNED A LONG TIME AGO OWN THAT [BLEEP]
THEN YOU CAN'T USE IT AGAINST ME.
THAT MAKES SENSE. YOU GOT THEM WICCAN EYES ON ME.
LISTEN, I WAS THROWING TOGETHER A LINGERIE PARTY.
I NEED A PLACE TO DO IT. YOU GOT A DATE OPEN?
I WANT TO DO IT IN ABOUT A WEEK.
HE WANTS TO DO THIS FROUFROU EVENT
WITH *** CLAD GIRLS.
I HAD A FEW RESERVATIONS, BUT HE'LL DRAW A CROWD.
SO WHY NOT? [ LAUGHS ]
YEAH, I'M OPEN FOR IT. THE EXPOSURE WOULD BE COOL.
AND YOU KNOW THE LAYOUT. WE GOT A REALLY COOL LAYOUT.
YEAH. 10:00 TO 2:00, NORMAL HOURS?
YEAH, THAT'S PERFECTLY FINE.
ALL RIGHT, GIRL. I'LL GET BACK TO WORK.
ALWAYS A PLEASURE SEEING YOU. GIVE ME A HUG.
COME HERE. WE'RE NEIGHBORS.
YEAH. WE'LL TALK TO YOU SOON.
BYE, GUS.
YEAH, MY DOOR IS KIND OF WEIRD.
IT'S A WITCH SPELL.
[ CHUCKLES ]
TOLD YA.
WE'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.
BYE, GUS.
Jessica: I DON'T LIVE ANYWHERE RIGHT NOW.
JEANA KICKED ME OUT.
I LEFT TAYLOR'S.
I THINK THE STREETS ARE MY HOME HERE IN MYRTLE MANOR NOW.
Marvin: INITIALLY, YOU KNOW,
WHEN JESSICA BROUGHT IT UP THAT SOMEBODY PISSED HER BED,
EVERYBODY WAS LIKE, "AWW, WHO COULD DO JUST A THING."
YOU KNOW, SHE WAS THE VICTIM.
FROM A PROFESSIONAL STANDPOINT,
YOU HAVE TO START WITH THE ALLEGED VICTIM FIRST.
SO, YEAH. JESSICA IS A PRIMARY SUSPECT.
OKAY, JESSICA, LISTEN.
[ CHUCKLES ]
I NEED YOU TO DO ME A FAVOR.
I NEED YOU TO DO YOURSELF A FAVOR,
YOU KNOW, PUT IT TO YOU RIGHT STRAIGHT.
YOU NEED TO DO MYRTLE MANOR A FAVOR.
WHAT'S THAT?
I NEED A *** SAMPLE FROM YOU.
WHY YOU NEED A *** SAMPLE FROM ME?
SO YOU CAN BE CLEARED.
I SHOULD BE CLEARED.
IT'S MY BED.
WHY WOULD I PEE ON MY OWN BED?
WHEN YOU MAKE THESE OUTLANDISH ACCUSATIONS,
SOMETIMES YOU BECOME THE SUSPECT YOURSELF.
I WASN'T EVEN HERE.
COME ON, JESSICA.
DO YOU THINK THAT I PISSED MY BED?
TAKE THOSE SHADES OFF.
YOU TAKE YOURS OFF. ALL RIGHT.
NOW, YOU KNOW YOU NEED TO *** IN THIS CUP,
NOW, DON'T YOU?
SO, YOU'RE STANDING HERE ACCUSING ME
OF *** IN MY OWN BED.
FOR COURT PURPOSES AND FOR THE SAKE OF LOGIC,
WE HAVE TO ELIMINATE YOU.
HEY, NO.
JESSICA, I NEED YOUR *** SAMPLE.
HE WANTS TO SAVE TAYLOR'S BUTT BECAUSE HE LOVES ANNE.
THAT'S WHY I THINK HE'S GONNA PLANT IT ON ME.
JUST THINK ABOUT A WATERFALL OR SOMETHING, YOU KNOW?
Marvin: I DON'T WANT THIS TO COME BACK AND SAY,
"WELL, HEY, YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T YOU CHECK JESSICA?
IT'S HER MATTRESS."
WELL, YOU KNOW, AND THAT'S A VALID POINT.
I PEED ON MY HAND A LITTLE BIT.
Jeana: LOOKS LIKE MARVIN'S ONE STEP CLOSER
TO CLOSING THE CASE ON THIS MYRTLE MANOR MYSTERY,
BUT WHEN IT COMES TO SOMETHING STRANGE
GOING ON IN THE TRAILER PARK,
THERE DOESN'T APPEAR TO BE AN END IN SIGHT.
Chelsey: SO, WE'RE HANGING OUT OUTSIDE
AND WE LOOK OVER ON TAYLOR'S PORCH.
AND THERE'S SOME SKANKY GIRLS.
AND THE ONE GIRL'S, LIKE, NOT EVEN WEARING BOTTOMS.
Jessica: UHH...
[ CHUCKLES ]
WHAT A CLASSY GUY.
THEY PROBABLY GOT FLEAS CRAWLING UP THEIR CUCA.
THAT IS GROSS.
DON'T WORRY.
I'LL GET MY CHANCE TO SAY SOMETHING.
TAYLOR HAD TWO GIRLS OVER AT HIS HOUSE IN LINGERIE.
HE WAS DEFINITELY TRYING TO *** ME OFF.
Taylor: SO, STEP TWO TO THIS PARTY,
YOU GOT TO GET EMPLOYEES TO WORK THE THEME.
IT'S A LINGERIE PARTY.
I'M NOT GONNA HIRE A BUNCH OF BIG FAT GUYS.
SO, THERE'S SOME HOT GIRLS RUNNING AROUND IN UNDERWEAR IN MY TRAILER RIGHT NOW.
IT'S PART OF MY JOB.
WHY IS JARED GOING OVER THERE?
UH-OH.
PROBABLY TO SEE SOME NAKED GIRLS.
THERE'S FAKE [BLEEP] AND [BLEEP] OVER THERE.
UH-OH.
IF YOU GO IN THERE, I'M CHOPPING YOUR [BLEEP] OFF!
[ LAUGHS ]
Jared: CHELSEY -- SHE SAYS SHE HAS COMMITMENT ISSUES.
SHE SAYS WE CAN JUST BE [BLEEP] BUDDIES.
I'M TRYING TO MAKE HER JEALOUS A LITTLE BIT.
TAYLOR'S NOT GONNA LET HIM IN.
WHAT'S UP?
OOP, OOP, HE'S IN.
HI.
Becky: WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING?
SITTING HERE.
READY FOR THE YARD SALE TOMORROW?
YEAH.
TELL THE TRUTH, NOW.
I AM. WE GOT ALL OF OUR STUFF TOGETHER
Alyson: GRANDDADDY GETS ME TO SPY ON MY MOM FROM TIME TO TIME
BECAUSE HE'S BEEN SO UNHAPPY
WITH THE WAY SHE'S BEEN HANDLING THINGS.
FAMILY IS FAMILY. BUSINESS IS BUSINESS.
SO, YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING ABOUT THE PROSTITUTES.
WHAT?
TAYLOR'S GOT TWO HOOKERS IN HIS HOUSE.
THEY'RE IN THEIR UNDERWEAR.
REALLY?
THEY'RE OUTSIDE HERE WALKING AROUND OUT ON THE PORCH.
IT'S PUBLIC NUDITY.
TAYLOR LIVES IN MY HOUSE ON MY DIRT,
SO WHAT GOES ON INSIDE IS MY BUSINESS.
TAYLOR.
TAYLOR AND JARED, COME OUT OF THE HOUSE NOW.
IF I TELL YOU TO COME OUT ONE MORE TIME,
YOU WILL BE EVICTED.
IF YOU'RE NOT OUT OF THE HOUSE BY THE TIME I COUNT TO 3,
I WILL EVICT YOU.
AND BELIEVE ME, IT'LL BE A GLORIOUS DAY.
THEY'RE BUSY, MISS BECKY.
1, 2, 3.
DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL THE COPS OR ANYTHING?
THE RESIDENTS OF MYRTLE MANOR,
I THINK SOME OF THEM LISTEN TO MY MOM.
BUT MY MOM HAS A LOT MORE NOT LISTENING TO HER
THAN LISTENING TO HER.
SO, WE'RE REALLY NOT EVICTING TAYLOR?
Jeana: BECKY BETTER WATCH HER BACK.
IT APPEARS AS IF ALYSON MAY HAVE HER OWN IDEAS
ABOUT HOW THIS PARK SHOULD BE RUN.
ARE WE EVICTING TAYLOR?
COMING UP ON "WELCOME TO MYRTLE MANOR"...
WHILE THE WIENER GIRLS HATCH A PLAN
TO GET JESSICA INTO TAYLOR'S PARTY...
TAYLOR'S HATCHING A PLAN
TO GET A LITTLE CLOSER TO ALYSON.
BUT COULD BOTH PLANS BACKFIRE IN A BIG WAY?
MM-HMM.
[ GASPS ]
[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]
[ ROOSTER CROWS ]
Becky: TODAY IS THE DAY
OF THE FIRST-EVER MYRTLE MANOR COMMUNITY YARD SALE.
IT'S A LOVELY DAY IN PARADISE.
I'M ORGANIZING THIS YARD SALE TO SHOW MY DADDY
HOW I CAN BRING THIS COMMUNITY BACK TOGETHER AGAIN.
THEY CAN MAKE SOME EXTRA MONEY AND HELP PAY DOWN THEIR RENT.
OH, MY GOD, AMANDA. IS THIS YOURS?
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
YES, MA'AM.
ANNE WANTS THIS PICTURE.
SHE HAS THE BOOK TO ACCOMPANY THIS PICTURE, OKAY?
I THOUGHT, "OKAY, ANNE LIKES FLAMINGOS.
"LET'S PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER, MARVIN,
"AND LET'S GET HER SOME FLAMINGOS
"ON THE INSIDE OF HER HOUSE
INSTEAD OF JUST THE OUTSIDE,"
'CAUSE HE'S SWEET ON ANNE.
SHE WANTS THIS PICTURE.
NOW, IT WAS MARKED $28.99,
BUT WE'LL SELL IT TO YOU FOR $40, SINCE SHE WANTS IT SO BAD.
OKAY.
I THINK ANNE AND MARVIN ARE GONNA BE AN ITEM.
Roy: I THINK ANNE AND MARVIN WILL BE GOOD FRIENDS.
BUT I THINK IT WILL TURN INTO MORE THAN FRIENDSHIP.
Taylor: RIGHT NOW, I REALLY HAVE NO CLUE
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH JESSICA AND I.
YOU KNOW, IT'S UP, IT'S DOWN, IT'S SIDEWAYS, IT'S UPSIDE DOWN.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE.
Taylor: WHY ARE YOU UPSET?
'CAUSE OF ALL THE BULL [BLEEP]
I THOUGHT THINGS WERE MOVING FORWARD AND GETTING BETTER.
NEXT THING I KNOW, YOU'RE GONE.
WELL, NEXT THING I KNOW, YOU'RE BRINGING YOUR WORK HOME.
ONE OF THE BIG ISSUES IN OUR RELATIONSHIP TO BEGIN WITH.
THOSE ARE TWO GIRLS I'M HIRING TO WORK THE PARTY.
IT'S A LINGERIE PARTY.
AND THEY JUST HAD TO BE IN THEIR UNDERWEAR THE ENTIRE TIME.
IT WASN'T UNDERWEAR. IT WAS LINGERIE.
IT'S A LINGERIE PARTY. IT'S THEIR WORK UNIFORM FOR THE NIGHT.
SO, THEY WEAR THEIR WORK UNIFORM TO YOUR HOUSE?
IT'S JUST WORK.
THAT'S NOT JUST WORK, TAYLOR.
I CANNOT [BLEEP] WAKE UP ONE DAY WITHOUT TAYLOR DRAMA.
I'M SO OVER IT. LIKE, YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
YOU CAN LEAVE NOW.
I'LL GLADLY LEAVE, DUDE.
YOU'RE LIKE THE WORST PERSON TO EVER SPEAK TO ABOUT ANYTHING.
Taylor: YOU KNOW, IT'S VERY CLEAR THAT JESSICA DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ME
LIKE I CARE ABOUT HER.
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO RE-ESTABLISH SOMETHING.
SHE'S JUST PLAYING WITH MY EMOTIONS, SO, SO BE IT.
Jeana: SEEMS LIKE TAYLOR'S READY TO MOVE ON.
Taylor: I DIDN'T WANT TO COME OVER, BUT GUS WANTED TO COME SAY HI.
HI!
Jeana: BUT AM I SEEING THINGS,
OR IS THAT BOY REALLY SETTING HIS SIGHTS ON MY NIECE ALYSON?
YOU SOAKING UP THE SUN? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Alyson: I'VE KNOWN TAYLOR FOR A COUPLE YEARS.
GROWING UP IN MYRTLE BEACH, YOU JUST KNOW OF TAYLOR
BECAUSE OF ALL HIS PARTIES AND STUFF LIKE THAT.
YEAH.
LOOK AT THEM STARING DEEP INTO EACH OTHER'S EYES.
YOU WANT TO GO SAY HEY?
GO SAY HEY.
GO SAY HEY.
OH, MY GOD.
YOU MAKING A FRIEND? IS THAT YOUR FRIEND?
YOU NEED TO GET AWAY FROM HIM.
Taylor: I DON'T THINK ALYSON LIKES ME.
I JUST THINK MAYBE HER AND HER MAMA GOT SOME ISSUES.
SHE'S TRYING TO JUST FLIRT WITH THE BAD BOY
TO MAKE HER MAMA MAD, AND I'LL PLAY INTO IT.
I'LL MAKE HER MAMA MAD, TOO.
Alyson: I WAS JUST PETTING THE DOG.
I WOULDN'T WISH TAYLOR ON MY WORST ENEMY.
[ ROOSTER CROWS ]
I'D LET THAT CHICKEN GO OUT WITH TAYLOR.
MAYBE HE'LL PECK HIS EYES OUT.
Jeana: YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN
AT A TRAILER-PARK YARD SALE.
AND TODAY, BETWEEN ALL THE SELLING,
ROY'S TAKEN IT UPON HIMSELF
TO DO A LITTLE MYRTLE MANOR MATCHMAKIN'.
CHELSEY -- I KNOW SHE LIKES ME.
SHE'S JUST GOT ISSUES THAT SHE HAS TO DEAL WITH.
SO I'M JUST GONNA BACK OUT A LITTLE BIT,
YOU KNOW, LET HER DO HER THING.
Roy: I THINK CHELSEY IS CRAZY
FOR NOT WANTING TO BE JARED'S GIRLFRIEND.
HE'S A CATCH.
HE'S GOOD-LOOKING. HE'S SWEET AND REALLY CARES ABOUT HER.
AND I THINK IT WOULD BE A GOOD OPPORTUNITY
FOR HER TO HAVE A GOOD BOYFRIEND, A GOOD MAN.
SO, HOW DID IT TURN OUT THE OTHER NIGHT, Y'ALL'S DATE?
HE ASKED ME TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND.
I REALLY LIKE JARED. I JUST...
IT'S NOT THAT I WANT TO BE WITH ANYBODY ELSE --
I GUESS, IS A RELATIONSHIP.
I JUST DON'T LIKE MAKING DECISIONS.
BUT, HONEY, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ANYBODY ELSE,
Y'ALL ARE DATING.
IT'S A RELATIONSHIP, HONEY.
YEAH, AND THEN WHAT IF WE FIGHT, AND HE'S MY NEIGHBOR.
WELL, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE THAT CHANCE.
JUST GO AHEAD AND BITE THE BULLET
AND SAY THAT Y'ALL ARE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND.
JARED!
DO YOU WANT TO BE MY BOYFRIEND?
COME AGAIN?
IS THE OFFER STILL ON THE TABLE?
CAN YOU COME CLOSER?
OH! YOU KISSED IN PUBLIC!
I SUPPOSE THAT'LL DO.
ME AND JARED ARE DATING NOW, SO...
Roy: YES. Y'ALL ARE A COUPLE.
HE MIGHT BE AT MY HOUSE.
I WAS SCARED ABOUT LABELING MY RELATIONSHIP WITH JARED.
BUT SCREW IT. HE'S MY BOYFRIEND.
I DON'T CARE. I SAID IT.
Y'ALL ARE OFFICIALLY A COUPLE.
MY JOB IS DONE.
Jeana: BECKY MAY BE HOPING
TO BRING OUR NEIGHBORHOOD TOGETHER TODAY,
BUT IN A TRAILER PARK, THAT'S NOT ALWAYS A GOOD THING.
HEY, WHEN'S YOUR MAMA LEAVE TOWN?
Alyson: I DON'T KNOW.
WANT TO GO TO DINNER WHEN SHE DOES?
Chelsey: HEY, LOOK. LOOK.
LOOK AT TAYLOR TALKING UP MISS BECKY'S DAUGHTER.
WHAT KIND OF FOOD YOU LIKE?
COME HERE!
UH-HUH! YOU SEEN THAT, TOO, DIDN'T YOU, MISS BECKY?
GET AWAY FROM THAT.
COME BACK AND HANG OUT, ALYSON!
Becky: NO, SHE CAN'T! I'LL HAVE TO CUT YOUR [BLEEP] OFF.
I WILL CUT HIS [BLEEP] OFF,
STICK THEM SO FAR UP HIS [BLEEP]
HE CAN BLOW THEM OUT OF HIS NOSE.
TAYLOR'S BEEN PLAYING A LOT OF GAMES IN THE PARK.
HE PLAYS LOTS OF GAMES WITH YOUNGER GIRLS.
AND I'M JUST REALLY -- I'VE HAD ENOUGH.
I'VE DECIDED I NEED TO CALL MY HUSBAND, CURTIS.
HE THINKS TAYLOR IS THE *** OF THE EARTH.
MY HUSBAND HAS MY BACK.
Curtis: MY NAME'S CURTIS ROBERTSON.
I'M MARRIED TO BECKY, AND I'M ALYSON'S DAD.
I'VE SEEN THE WAY TAYLOR TREATS OTHER WOMEN LIKE JESSICA,
AND I'M JUST TIRED OF IT.
HE'S NOT GONNA TREAT ALYSON THAT WAY.
HE'S DONE PISSED OFF THE WRONG MARINE THIS TIME.
MY HUSBAND'S VERY, VERY ANGRY,
BUT TAYLOR KEEPS TALKING TO ALYSON.
IT'S NOT GOOD.
Taylor: HOW ARE YOU?
Curtis: DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER AGAIN. YOU HEAR ME?
Taylor: HEY, YOU NEED TO RELAX, HOMEY.
Becky: THAT'S MY HUSBAND.
MM-HMM.
Anne: TAYLOR HAS DONE NOTHING
TO WARRANT A FATHER ATTACKING HIM OVER HIS DAUGHTER.
THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'M TELLING YOU.
Woman: OH, MY GOD.
[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]
MY HUSBAND'S VERY, VERY ANGRY.
BUT TAYLOR KEEPS TALKING TO ALYSON.
Taylor: SIR, HOW ARE YOU?
DON'T YOU TOUCH MY DAUGHTER AGAIN. YOU HEAR ME?
HEY, YOU NEED TO RELAX.
THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'M TELLING YOU.
STAY AWAY FROM HER.
Chelsey: OH, MY GOD. HE'S ABOUT TO GET HIS *** --
[ GASPS ]
THAT'S YOUR HUSBAND?!
IF YOU EVER TOUCH HER AGAIN...
...I WILL HURT YOU.
COME ON. EASY. EASY.
WANT TO TALK MAN TO MAN NOW?
STAY AWAY FROM HER.
IF YOU'D LIKE TO TALK, WE CAN TALK.
TYLER. TYLER, WALK AWAY. WALK AWAY, TYLER.
HOLD UP. DID MARVIN JUST CALL ME TYLER?
Marvin: WITH ALL THIS FIGHTING GOING ON,
I HAVE TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND SAY, "HEY, HAVE I LOST CONTROL?
I MEAN, WHO AM I?"
I MEAN, SOME "BOURNE IDENTITY"? I MEAN...
NO. THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M HERE FOR.
I'M SECURITY, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THIS AGAIN.
OKAY, DON'T GET WRESTLING DOWN WITH THOSE KIDS, MAN.
IT AIN'T WORTH IT, OKAY?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS GOING ON.
IT'S IMMATURE THAT BECKY LET IT HAPPEN.
I THINK IT'S STUPID. BECKY JUST STOOD BY AND WATCHED.
LIKE, THAT'S NOT HOW YOU RUN A PARK.
WHEN IT COMES TO HIS DAUGHTER --
HOW IS IT MY FAULT?
YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE LET IT HAPPEN.
BECKY SEEMS TO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH CONTROLLING HIM
AND SHE DON'T WANT TO DO NOTHING ABOUT IT.
I DON'T WANT TO PUT YOU BACK DOWN AGAIN.
AND I'LL HURT YOU.
Cecil: BECKY, I JUST GOT A PHONE CALL
THAT I NEEDED TO COME DOWN HERE.
WE'RE HAVING A YARD SALE.
DON'T LIE TO ME, NOW.
TAYLOR'S BEEN TALKING TO YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER,
AND HE'S BEEN TOLD NUMEROUS TIMES TO QUIT TALKING TO HER.
WELL, APPARENTLY, HE'S NOT LISTENING,
AND CURTIS CAME DOWN HERE AND ENCOURAGED HIM TO LISTEN.
HOW DID HE ENCOURAGE HIM TO LISTEN?
WELL, HE PINNED HIM ON THE GROUND.
AND YOU ALLOWED THAT TO HAPPEN?
AFTER EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED AT THE YARD SALE,
GRANDDADDY, ME, AND MOM GOT IN THE GOLF CART
AND DROVE UP TO THE HOUSE TO TALK TO MY DAD
ABOUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED AND EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING ON IN THE PARK.
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
HEY, CECIL.
HEY, MAN. COME ON OUT. WE NEED TO TALK SOME.
I'M TRYING TO STAND BACK AND BE THE GOOD FATHER
AND LET BECKY RUN MYRTLE MANOR
AND DO THE THINGS SHE WANTS TO DO.
AND HOPEFULLY IT'LL TURN AROUND.
BUT I REALLY DON'T SEE THAT HAPPENING.
YOU KNOW, I TURNED THE THING OVER TO HER.
THREE MONTHS INTO IT, HERE WE GO.
WE'VE DONE HAD TWO FIGHTS DOWN HERE.
ON TOP OF THAT, WE GOT MORE PEOPLE BEHIND
IN PAYING THEIR RENT THAN WE'VE HAD IN TWO YEARS.
CECIL, WE MADE MONEY WHEN YOU WAS HERE.
I MEAN, THE COMPANY MADE MONEY.
I DON'T SEE US MAKING THE MONEY WE WAS.
WELL, JUST THROW ME RIGHT UNDER THE BUS.
THROW ME UNDER THE FRONT TIRES AND THE BACK TIRES.
JUST LIKE YOUR PARENTS ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS,
YOUR LANDLORD IS NOT YOUR FRIENDS.
KEEP GOING, ALYSON. YOU'RE DOING GOOD.
YOU WERE GOOD AT YOUR JOB
IF YOU ACTUALLY PUT YOUR ABILITY IN.
IF YOU APPLY YOURSELF AND NOT TRY TO BE FRIENDS.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST THROW ME UNDER THE BUS, TOO?
WELL, NOBODY ASKED YOU.
I THINK WHAT WE NEED TO DO -- LET'S LET ALYSON RUN THE PARK.
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT, ALYSON?
GOOD.
LET'S DO IT THAT WAY, THEN.
ALYSON IS ONLY 20 YEARS OLD.
SHE'S NOT READY FOR THIS.
CAN'T DO NO WORSE THAN YOU'VE BEEN DOING HERE LATELY.
THAT IS NOT TRUE.
Cecil: I'M GONNA PUT ALYSON IN CHARGE, SEE WHAT SHE CAN DO WITH IT.
ALYSON HAS BEEN MY BUDDY. SHE KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON.
AND SHE KNOWS WHAT TO DO,
AND I THINK IT'D BE THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
ALYSON, YOU IN CHARGE. YOU BETTER GET IT STRAIGHTENED OUT.
DONE.
IT DOESN'T MAKE ME HAPPY THAT MY MOM HAS BEEN DEMOTED,
BUT I NEED TO MAKE MY GRANDDADDY PROUD.
SO IT'S MY JOB NOW TO MAKE SURE
THAT MYRTLE MANOR BECOMES A SUCCESS.
BECKY, GIVE ALYSON THE KEYS TO THE GOLF CART.
SHE CAN GO AHEAD AND TAKE OVER NOW.
NO WAY.
I'VE MADE A DECISION.
END OF CONVERSATION. THAT'S IT.
YES, SIR.
Becky: ALYSON THINKS SHE KNOWS MORE ABOUT THE PARK THAN I DO,
BUT SHE DOESN'T.
I MIGHT JUST GET RID OF THAT GOLF CART.
YOU SHOULD. WE NEED TO WALK ANYWAYS.
YOU DO.
DRIVE SLOWER!
Jeana: LOOKS LIKE MYRTLE MANOR'S FIRST FAMILY
MAY BE ON THE VERGE OF COLLAPSE.
BUT A FEW TRAILERS DOWN,
MARVIN AND ANNE ARE JUST GETTING STARTED.
WHAT ARE THESE CALLED?
FLAMINGOS.
OH, OKAY. I SEE THE LONG NECK STICKING OUT.
I'VE COLLECTED THEM OVER THE YEARS.
USED TO BE THE MASCOT FOR MY CLASSROOM, FLAMINGOES.
WOW. A FLAMINGO AS A MASCOT.
Anne: MARVIN IS KIND.
HE IS ECCENTRICALLY SANE, FOR REAL.
ACTUALLY, MY MASCOT WOULD HAVE BEEN
A LION WITH THE WINGS OF AN EAGLE
AND THE TALONS OF A DRAGON OR SOMETHING.
YEAH.
HOW ABOUT YOU? YOUR PERSONAL MASCOT?
A FLAMINGO.
OKAY.
FLAMINGOS ARE VERY INTERESTING.
THEIR MIGRATION, THEIR ODD BEAUTY.
HAD THE FLAMINGO FOR SO LONG, I CAN'T IMAGINE CHANGING IT.
I THINK I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
WELL, I LOVE SURPRISES.
IT'S NOT $50 MILLION OR NOTHING LIKE THAT,
BUT IT'S A LITTLE SOMETHING, YOU KNOW.
YEAH, I DON'T WANT TO RUSH THINGS ALONG WITH ANNE
BECAUSE WHAT'S THE POINT OF RUSHING?
I MEAN, WHAT AM I RUSHING TO?
YOU HAVE TO SAVOR EVERY MOMENT OF THE JOURNEY.
I MEAN, RUSHING IT, YOU CAN JUST SKEWER OVER ALL THAT.
AND YOU MISS A WHOLE LOT OF THINGS, YOU KNOW.
LOOKIT.
[ GASPS ]
YEAH, THIS IS FOR YOU.
WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
AND I ALREADY KNOW WHERE I'M GONNA PUT IT.
DO YOU WANT TO SEE?
MARVIN?
MARVIN?
MARVIN IS A SINCERELY KIND PERSON,
AND THAT -- YOU KNOW, THAT'S WORTH EVALUATING.
DO I WANT A PERSON LIKE THAT IN MY LIFE?
YEAH.
THANK YOU, MARVIN, SO MUCH. I LOVE IT.
IT'S MY PLEASURE.
AND I DO.
YOU DESERVE IT.
THE BODY PART, NOT THE "CHASS-IS."
WHAT THE HELL'S A "CHASS-IS"?
I DON'T KNOW. JUST GO WITH WHAT SHE SAID.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HALF THE [BLEEP] SHE SAYS.
I'LL DO THE BODY PART.
ME, JESSICA, AND AMANDA ARE WASHING THE JEEP,
AND WE DECIDED TO HIRE JESSICA AS OUR WIENER MASCOT.
BANDIT OBVIOUSLY IS NOT COMING BACK.
WE NEED ANOTHER MASCOT FOR SURE,
'CAUSE WE DONE BOUGHT THE COSTUME.
AND YOU AND AMANDA MADE PEACE.
WE'RE THINKING, MAYBE, IF YOU'RE UP FOR IT,
YOU CAN BE OUR WIENER MASCOT.
[ LAUGHS ]
IT SOUNDS LIKE A [BLEEP] IDEA, BUT AT THE SAME TIME, IT'S FUN.
IT SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
WE'LL ALL PARTY. IT'LL BE FUN.
CAN YOU GUYS WASH THE COSTUME IF BANDIT'S WORN IT?
WE'LL WASH IT BEFORE WE LET YOU WEAR IT.
THANKS.
WE GOT A NEW WIENER, AND SHE'S HOTTER THAN BANDIT.
BANDIT HAS BETTER HAIR.
SHOULD WE SHAKE ON THIS?
DONE DEAL.
AWESOME.
LOOK AT THEM RIMS, Y'ALL.
WHAT'S UP? CHELSEY, AMANDA, HOW Y'ALL BEEN?
LISTEN, Y'ALL KNOW I GOT THAT PARTY COMING UP, RIGHT, THE LINGERIE PARTY?
YEAH.
HE'S TALKING ABOUT THE LINGERIE PARTY AT SHELLIE'S BAR.
Taylor: I GOT THIS PARTY GOING ON,
AND LIKE ANY OTHER PARTY,
IT'S GONNA BE FULL OF DRUNK, HUNGRY PEOPLE.
I CAN'T THINK OF ANY BETTER BAR FOOD THAN HOT DOGS,
ESPECIALLY WITH TWO HOT GIRLS.
AND IT'S A LINGERIE PARTY. IT JUST MAKES SENSE.
PEOPLE WHO WANT BAR FOOD, AND Y'ALL BASICALLY SELL
REALLY GOOD, DRUNK BAR FOOD.
Y'ALL WANT TO COME WORK AND SELL HOT DOGS?
SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA TO ME.
MAYBE WE CAN MAKE SOME MONEY.
IS IT GONNA BE ALL RIGHT WITH SHELLIE?
YEAH, I TALKED TO SHELLIE ABOUT BRINGING Y'ALL IN ALREADY.
TAYLOR WANTS THE DARLIN' DOGS
TO SELL HOT DOGS AT HIS LINGERIE PARTY.
HALF-NAKED GIRLS LOVE WIENERS. WE'RE BOUND TO MAKE SOME MONEY.
ALL RIGHT. YEAH, WE'LL DEFINITELY ALL BE THERE.
WE'RE DEFINITELY IN.
WELL, I DON'T WANT ALL OF YOU THERE. I WANT YOU TWO THERE.
I CAN'T AFFORD THE DRAMA WITH JESSICA AND ALL THAT STUFF.
I'M JUST THERE TO WORK. I CAN'T DO THE DISTRACTIONS.
IT'S JUST BUSINESS. IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL.
THAT WORKS.
HE'S PLAYING HIS LITTLE GAME, HIS LITTLE MIND GAMES, WHATEVER.
LITTLE DOES HE KNOW THAT I PLAY THAT GAME BETTER.
Chelsey: CHILL.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT [BLEEP]
WE GOT THIS UNDER CONTROL.
Jeana: COMING UP ON "WELCOME TO MYRTLE MANOR"...
READY TO TAKE A ***?
THERE'S JUST ONE MORE STEP FOR THE URINATION INVESTIGATION.
Alyson: BECKY'S NOT GONNA BE HERE THIS WEEK.
I AM TAKING OVER MYRTLE MANOR.
WHAT DID SHE JUST SAY?
[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]
IT'S OUR WIENER CART.
THE NEW CART?
[ GASPS ] LOOK AT IT! DUDE!
Chelsey: WE BOUGHT OUR NEW HOT DOG CART WITH THE MONEY THAT WE MADE
FROM SELLING OUR OLD HOT DOG CART.
ARE YOU READING THE DIRECTIONS.
DUDE, WE HAVE GOLD RIMS.
IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MINI CART.
VERY HAPPY WE GOT A NEW HOT DOG CART.
I THINK IT'S GONNA BE GOOD FOR OUR BUSINESS.
I THINK IT'S GONNA, YOU KNOW, GET US OUT THERE.
IT'S EASIER TO MOVE AROUND.
IF WE SEE THE COPS COMING, WE JUST SHUT DOWN AND ROLL ON,
YOU KNOW, LIKE WE WASN'T DOING NOTHING.
WILL YOU FIND A PHILLIPS IN THAT THINGY?
YEAH, I'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT.
Jeana: HOPEFULLY THOSE GIRLS CAN GET THAT CART PIECED TOGETHER
IN TIME FOR THE BIG PARTY.
BUT RIGHT NOW,
TAYLOR IS BUSY WITH THE LONG ARM OF MYRTLE MANOR LAW.
AT THIS POINT, MARVIN'S GETTING A LITTLE OUT OF LINE.
MY POOR DOG, MAN. HE DON'T DESERVE NONE OF THIS.
HE'S JUST A POOR, INNOCENT GUY.
HE PEED A BED. SO, WHAT?
YOU DON'T NEED TO PEE IN A CUP. LIKE, IT'S RIDICULOUS.
YOU READY TO TAKE A ***?
CAN YOU *** IN THIS FOR ME?
NOW, AS IT STANDS,
THERE'S JUST ONE MORE STEP FOR THE URINATION INVESTIGATION.
THERE YOU GO. THERE YOU GO. GOOD BOY.
AHH, YES!
GOOD BOY, GUS. GOOD BOY.
AWESOME.
YES. MNH.
AS FAR AS COLLECTING SAMPLES,
THE URINATION INVESTIGATION IS PRETTY MUCH DONE.
LET'S PUT THIS IN THE MAILBOX OUT OF THE SUN FOR A WHILE, GUS.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK FOR IT.
TONIGHT'S MY LINGERIE PARTY.
I THINK IT'S GONNA BE SWEET.
I'VE ALREADY PACKED THIS PARTY. MY JOB'S DONE. EVERYTHING'S TAKEN CARE OF.
EVERYTHING'S UNDER CONTROL. TIME FOR ME TO SIT BACK AND ENJOY MYSELF.
WE DEFINITELY NEED SOME MUSIC RIGHT NOW.
♪ LET'S GO ♪
♪ PARTY ALL DAY AND PARTY ALL NIGHT ♪
♪ THAT'S HOW WE WANT IT, AND WE'LL BE ALL RIGHT ♪
♪ PARTY ALL DAY AND PARTY ALL NIGHT ♪
♪ TURN IT UP LOUDER ♪
♪ WE'RE LIVING THE LIFE ♪
♪ WE LIKE THE LIFE ♪
♪ WE REALLY LIKE THE LIFE ♪
♪ SO WE PARTY ALL DAY AND PARTY ALL NIGHT ♪
THANK YOU.
OKAY.
WE THOUGHT IT'D BE A GREAT IDEA
BECAUSE JESSICA WASN'T ALLOWED AT THE PARTY
TO SNEAK JESSICA IN, IN A WIENER COSTUME,
THINKING THAT TAYLOR WOULD NOT HAVE ANY CLUE.
LITERALLY NINJA WIENER.
OH, MY GOD.
SHH. YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK. YOUR VOICE IS VERY DISTINCT.
I CAN'T SEE WHAT I'M DOING.
OH, I CAN SEE MYSELF. LET ME LOOK IN THE MIRROR.
Jessica: I WANT TO CRASH TAYLOR'S PARTY
BECAUSE, I MEAN, HE TOLD ME I COULDN'T GO.
PLAIN AND SIMPLE.
WHEN SOMEBODY TELLS ME I CAN'T DO SOMETHING,
I WANT TO DO IT.
I JUST WANT TO GET UNDER HIS SKIN.
IT'S OUR WIENER!
[ CHEERS ]
WIENER POWER!
[ LAUGHTER ]
THERE I AM, I LOOK ACROSS THE ROOM,
AND THERE'S THIS GIANT HOT DOG WITH A MASK ON.
AND IMMEDIATELY I KNOW IT'S JESSICA.
NO ONE DANCES THAT BAD BUT JESSICA.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
I NEED YOUR MASCOT TO DANCE OUTSIDE.
Chelsey: NO. WHY?
BECAUSE IT'S MY PARTY. I SAID SO.
TAYLOR LOOKS AT ME AND GOES, "WIENER NEEDS TO BE OUTSIDE."
WHO ARE YOU TELLING ME WHAT THE [BLEEP] TO DO, TAYLOR?
NOW IT'S TIME TO REALLY GET TAYLOR MAD.
[ LAUGHS ]
OHH, YEAH. THIS IS THE DRESS I LIKE.
YOU LOOK HOT.
LET'S DO IT.
I WANT JESSICA OUT OF HERE.
SHE'S WORKING WITH THE WIENER GIRLS.
THEN ALL THE WIENER GIRLS CAN LEAVE. THEY'RE WORKING FOR ME.
JESSICA AND...
EITHER JESSICA LEAVES, OR I TAKE EVERYONE OUT OF HERE.
I HIRED JESSICA FOR THE NIGHT. SO...
WELL, I'LL TAKE EVERYONE OUT OF HERE.
IF YOU DON'T GET THE ONE PERSON OUT OF HERE
THAT I WANT OUT OF HERE,
THEN I'M GONNA TAKE THE WHOLE PARTY OUT OF YOUR HANDS.
I DON'T CARE IF THEY PAY THEIR TAB.
I DON'T CARE IF THEY [BLEEP] SET YOUR PLACE ON FIRE.
THEY CAME WITH ME, THEY'RE LEAVING WITH ME.
HEY, Y'ALL, LISTEN -- EVERYONE WHO'S HERE WITH ME,
PARTY'S OVER. LET'S ROLL.
I HAVE NEVER HAD A PROMOTER LEAVE THEIR OWN PARTY.
GUYS, IF YOU'RE HERE WITH ME, WE'RE GOING OUT, SHUTTING THE PARTY DOWN EARLY, AND LEAVING.
USUALLY, THEY WANT PEOPLE THERE HAVING FUN.
IF YOU GUYS WERE HERE WITH ME, LET'S GO.
IF JESSICA'S GONNA COME AND DISRESPECT ME AND DO ALL THIS STUFF, THEN [BLEEP] IT.
I'M OUT OF HERE, AND I'M GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME. GOOD LUCK.
ON THE GOOD SIDE, WIENER GIRLS MADE LOTS OF MONEY,
AND TAYLOR LOOKED LIKE AN IDIOT -- AND I LOVED IT.
Jeana: COMING UP ON "WELCOME TO MYRTLE MANOR"...
Marvin: I KNOW YOU'RE READY
FOR ME TO WRAP UP THIS URINATION INVESTIGATION.
THIS PEE INVESTIGATION IS STILL GOING ON.
YOU'RE PULLING OUT THE LAB RESULTS, RIGHT?
Alyson: ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL!
SHUT UP SO HE CAN GIVE THE RESULTS!
[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]
Chelsey: LAST NIGHT WAS CRAZY, YOU GUYS.
Jessica: I HAD A GREAT TIME.
YOU WERE SO FUNNY AS A HOT DOG.
YEAH, CHELSEY'S STANDING IN FRONT OF ME,
TRYING TO HAVE HIM NOT SEE ME.
IT'S LIKE, I'M A GIANT WIENER. HE'S GONNA SEE ME.
JESSICA DID AN AWESOME JOB ROCKING HER HOT DOG COSTUME.
SHE OWNED IT ALL.
I WAS SO PROUD OF HER.
IT PROBABLY COULDN'T HAVE ENDED ANY BETTER FOR US.
TAYLOR LEFT PISSED OFF,
AND WE LEFT WITH MONEY AND SOLD OUT HOT DOGS.
SO, WE'RE THINKING YOU CAN STAY WITH US.
DOESN'T HAVE TO BE PERMANENT IF YOU DON'T WANT IT TO BE,
BUT WE CAN JUST TEST THE WATERS.
TRY IT OUT. AND THEN IF YOU LIKE IT,
THEN I'LL SHARE MY ROOM WITH YOU.
Jessica: THE GIRLS ARE BEING REALLY AWESOME,
ESPECIALLY AFTER THE FIGHT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE TAKING ME IN.
ONE RULE.
NO TAYLOR.
DONE.
I'M A WIENER GIRL! [ LAUGHS ]
♪ WE'RE THE WIENER GIRLS SELLING HOT AND JUICY WIENERS ♪
♪ BIG, BEEFY, THICK, HOT AND JUICY WIENERS ♪
Jeana: JESSICA ISN'T THE ONLY ONE WITH A NEW JOB AT MYRTLE MANOR.
ALYSON IS TAKING HER NEW ROLE SERIOUSLY,
AND THE PLACE TO SHOW WHO'S BOSS IS TOWN HALL.
TOWN HALL IS FREE ENTERTAINMENT ON MONDAYS FOR ME.
I DON'T HAVE TO WATCH TV.
I DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING
BUT GO TO TOWN HALL AND ENJOY THE SHOW.
UH-OH. IT'S THE LITTLE MISS BECKY.
Alyson: I'M IN CHARGE OF MYRTLE MANOR RIGHT NOW
BECAUSE MY GRANDDADDY DID NOT LIKE THE WAY THAT MY MOM WAS RUNNING THINGS.
Y'ALL READY TO START?
ALL RIGHT.
I AM TAKING OVER MYRTLE MANOR.
WHAT DID SHE JUST SAY?
UM...
DOES ANYONE HAVE ANYTHING THEY WANT TO BRING UP IN THE MEETING?
YES, I HAVE AN INVESTIGATION I HAVE TO WRAP UP.
ALL RIGHT. WELL, COME UP HERE.
OKAY, PEOPLE. I KNOW YOU'RE READY FOR ME
TO WRAP UP THIS URINATION INVESTIGATION.
GUS IS PART OF THIS INVESTIGATION,
AND WE NEED ALL PARTIES PRESENT.
SO, THIS [BLEEP] PEE INVESTIGATION IS STILL GOING ON.
AND NOW MARVIN TELLS ME TO GO GET GUS AND BRING HIM IN.
I'M THINKING, LIKE, "MAN, THIS IS JUST A POOR DOG.
NOW I GOT TO BRING HIM IN ON THIS RIDICULOUSNESS?"
Marvin: JUST SIT GUS RIGHT OVER THERE IN THAT CHAIR.
AS YOU KNOW, WE HAVE THREE SUSPECTS.
I WAS ABLE TO OBTAIN THEIR *** SAMPLES.
THIS IS THIS CATALOG AND CHART.
MARVIN HAS THIS BIG INVESTIGATION SIGN
HE'S PULLING OUT, AND I'M LOOKING OVER IT.
IT'S ACTUALLY SURPRISINGLY THOROUGH.
Marvin: EXHIBIT A, TAYLOR.
OKAY. THIS IS YOUR CATALOG SAMPLE, OKAY?
THAT'S ACTUALLY A DRIED SAMPLE OF URINE.
Jeana: THERE DOESN'T NEED TO BE A PEE INVESTIGATION.
ANYBODY IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD KNOW IT'S TAYLOR.
I KNOW IT'S TAYLOR. EVERYBODY KNOWS IT'S TAYLOR.
THIS IS GUS -- SLEEPS 18 HOURS A DAY,
PEES TWICE A DAY, ENGLISH BULLDOG.
HOW DID YOU FIND OUT HOW HIGH HE COULD JUMP?
WELL, I KNOW HE GOT ON MY COUCH,
AND YOU PROBABLY MEASURED FROM THE FLOOR TO THE COUCH.
THAT WAS ONE INCIDENT.
Jeana: THAT'S ALL HE COULD DO TO GET IN THAT CHAIR.
ALL RIGHT. CAN Y'ALL JUST LISTEN TO MARVIN?
HERE'S EXHIBIT C. THIS IS JESSICA.
OKAY, DUMPED TAYLOR, TRUE APPEARANCE UNKNOWN.
MY APPEARANCE IS UNKNOWN?
I MEAN, WHO ARE YOU REALLY?
I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE IS ASKING.
THIS CHICK HAS FAKE HAIR, FAKE EYELASHES,
NO EYEBROWS, EVERYTHING FAKE.
YOU KNOW, I DATED THIS GIRL FOR YEARS.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE GIRL LOOKS LIKE.
WELL, YOU KNOW, I COULD HAVE JUST COME WITH THE ENVELOPES
AND READ OFF WHO'S GUILTY AND WHO'S INNOCENT.
THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER.
THAT'S A GENIUS IDEA.
BUT I WANTED TO SHOW YOU HOW I CAME TO THAT CONCLUSION.
I THOUGHT IT WAS SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE, THOUGH?
OKAY. NOW, SO --
Alyson: ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL!
SHUT UP SO HE CAN GIVE THE RESULTS!
LIKE, MY GOD.
OKAY. WE'RE GONNA GET THE LAB RESULTS.
AND THE EVIDENCE SHOWS...
[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]
Jared: YOU'RE PULLING OUT THE LAB RESULTS, RIGHT?
Alyson: ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL!
SHUT UP SO HE CAN GIVE THE RESULTS!
LIKE, MY GOD.
Marvin: OKAY. WE'RE GONNA GET THE LAB RESULTS.
THIS IS GUS. THIS IS GUS' RESULTS, OKAY?
AND THESE RESULTS ARE SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN.
GUS...
YOU ARE NOT THE ***.
WHOO!
Jeana: OKAY. SO IT WASN'T THE DOG'S URINE.
NO, IT WAS NOT GUS.
OKAY. RIGHT NOW, I HAVE THE ENVELOPE FOR TAYLOR.
YOU ARE DRIPPING SWEAT UP THERE. YOU NERVOUS?
FOR TAYLOR...
COME ON.
Jared: PERPETRATOR YES OR PERPETRATOR NO?
TAYLOR, MY MAN...
WHAT?
NOT THE ***, RIGHT?
TAYLOR IS NOT THE ***.
SO, HE IS EXONERATED BECAUSE OF SCIENTIFIC TESTING?
GOT IT.
TAYLOR IS INNOCENT.
THIS WHOLE TIME, THE ENTIRE PARK'S PUT ME THROUGH HELL
AND HUMILIATING ME, SAYING I'VE BEEN PEEING IN THE BED.
HERE'S THE PROOF I DIDN'T. EVERYONE OWES ME AN APOLOGY.
THIS IS JESSICA'S, THE LAST ONE.
LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH. LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH.
YOU SWITCHED THE SHEETS.
ACCORDING TO THIS TEST RESULT,
JESSICA, YOU ARE THE ***.
MARVIN JUST SAID THAT JESSICA PEED HER OWN BED?
THAT NEVER CROSSED MY MIND, BUT NOW THAT I THINK OF IT,
THAT IS SOME [BLEEP] SHE'D PULL TO SET ME UP.
IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE FOR JESSICA TO PEE IN HER OWN BED.
I JUST THINK IT WAS TAYLOR.
AND WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
Taylor: IT MEANS YOU PISSED YOUR OWN BED.
YEP, BECAUSE THAT MAKES SENSE.
I THINK YOU'RE FULL OF [BLEEP]
KNOCK ME OVER WITH A FEATHER. IT TURNS OUT JESSICA IS THE ONE.
ALL I KNOW IS THAT YOU HAD OPENED THE PEE [BLEEP] SAMPLES,
YOU'RE PUTTING IT ON PAPER.
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SEND THE SAMPLES OVER?
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TAMPER WITH THEM?
WHEN IT'S A SCIENTIFIC SAMPLE, YOU DON'T OPEN IT UP,
SMELL IT, PLAY WITH IT, SHOWER WITH IT, TASTE IT,
WHATEVER THE [BLEEP] YOU'RE DOING WITH IT.
YOU SEAL IT AND SEND IT TO THE LAB.
IT DOESN'T MATTER. IT WASN'T CONTAMINATED.
YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND. IT WAS NOT CONTAMINATED.
IT'S ***, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
Jared: MAYBE THEY GOT THE BOTTLES MIXED UP, YOU KNOW?
I THINK SOMETHING GOT [BLEEP] UP.
IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE THAT I WAS SO --
LISTEN. I HAVE THE FLOOR. NO. NO. LISTEN.
NO. NO. NO. NO. I'M NOT GONNA LISTEN,
BECAUSE, HONESTLY, THIS IS STUPID.
I RESPECT YOU.
I HOPED THAT IT DID NOT COME BACK POSITIVE FOR YOU, OKAY?
I REALLY DID.
BUT SHE WASN'T THERE, WAS SHE?
I WASN'T THERE EITHER.
Jeana: I THINK THE SAMPLES WERE SWITCHED.
I THINK YOU SWITCHED THEM.
IT WAS APPARENT
THAT MARVIN AND HIS NEWFOUND LOVE FOR TAYLOR'S MOTHER
SWITCHED THE CUPS.
SO, LISTEN. YOU GUYS HAVE HAD THIS OUT FOR ME THE ENTIRE TIME,
AND I'M SICK OF BEING THE [BLEEP] BAD GUY EVERYONE THINKS I AM!
IT JUST CAME OUT THAT I DIDN'T *** THE BED!
YOU PISSED THE BED TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD!
YOU RUN YOUR MOUTH ON ME THE WHOLE [BLEEP] TIME,
ALL THE TIME, AND I'M SICK OF IT!
SO NOW THAT IT COMES OUT
THAT YOU PISSED YOUR OWN BED, NOW IT'S ALL THIS --
I'LL SAY WHATEVER I WANT.
Marvin: TAYLOR, COULD YOU HAVE A SEAT?
NO, I'M OUT OF HERE, DUDE.
YOU PISSED THE [BLEEP] BED AND MADE ME LOOK BAD.
ME AND GUS ARE OUT OF HERE. [BLEEP] ALL OF YOU GUYS.
Jessica: YOU MAKE YOURSELF LOOK BAD.
IS IT SO HARD TO BELIEVE THAT I DIDN'T PEE THE BED?
I JUST FELT BAD 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN BLAMING
MY POOR, SWEET, LITTLE DOG THE WHOLE TIME.
JESSICA, THE RESULTS CAME BACK THAT YOU PEED THE BED,
AND SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE DOESN'T LIE.
Jeana: OF COURSE, EVERYONE'S GONNA HAVE THEIR SUSPICIONS,
BUT I GUESS
MYRTLE MANOR WILL NEVER REALLY KNOW WHO PEED THE BED.
NEXT TIME WE VISIT THE TRAILER PARK...
I'M IDLING.
JEANA, I TOLD YOU TO IDLE IN AND OUT!
Jeana: WHEN ALYSON TAKES CONTROL OF MYRTLE MANOR,
WILL ALL THAT POWER GO TO HER HEAD?
WE HAVE A MANDATORY PARK CLEANUP AT [CHUCKLES] 9:00 A.M.
THIS IS THE LAST STRAW WITH ALYSON.
Marvin: THIS PARTICULAR FRAGRANCE I'M MAKING UP
IS GONNA BE FOR MY WONDERFUL FRIEND ANNE.
Jeana: WILL MARVIN'S HOMEMADE PERFUME
MAKE HIS BUDDING ROMANCE WITH ANNE SMELL LIKE ROSES?
WELL, ACTUALLY, IT SMELLS TO ME LIKE BUBBLE GUM.
CHELSEY WANTS JARED TO GET SERIOUS.
HE GOT A JOB THAT HE TOOK SERIOUS.
LIKE, GET A [BLEEP] REAL JOB, LIKE, A MAN'S JOB.
BUT HOW FAR IS HE WILLING TO GO?
[BLEEP] NOT DOING IT, MAN. OH, I'M FREAKIN' OUT.
[ WOMEN SCREAMING ]
AND WHAT CAN POSSIBLY GO WRONG
AT OUR LITTLE TRAILER PARK CHICKEN POP?
AAH!
NO MORE FIRECRACKERS!
GET THE HELL OFF ME.
WHO IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO?!
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