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Good afternoon, I'm Riccardo, I heard that there was an apartment for sale in this...
apartment block, are you selling?
Go to hell would you.
What the hell do... oh it's you.
Who did you think it was?
No, nobody, I just thought it was that real estate agent again, he just rung a little...
while ago and thought it was him again.
You scared to mess up your hair?
Why?
The hair net.
Oh ***, I always forget it on.
Your not one of those hair freaks are you?
Me? noooo.
Can I come in or should we stay here? I don't want to sell you anything.
Oh yeah sorry, I was sun baking and it's gotten to my head, come in, come in...
so why this surprise?
What can I say, I was in the area.
Good afternoon, I'm Riccardo, I heard that there was an apartment for sale in this...
apartment block, are you selling?
Even if I was what the hell do you care?
I've been trying to call you since yesterday but no answer... if you don't...
want to see me anymore you can tell me I won't sue you... for now.
I think you would loose since I'm not the only one you’re seeing.
Sorry I didn't get that, what did you mean?
There's nothing to explain just a name, Vittorio, I saw you with him.
Even if it was I don't need to explain to you, we only screwed one time... however...
you’re wrong, I don't know a Vittorio... when and where would you have...
happened to see me?
Your right, let's leave it... we only screwed once, no sense in being paranoid...
You want it?
Not me, but I have many clients that would be interested, I'm Riccardo Facchini...
from Friendly Home.
Yeah, yeah I'm the one selling.
Oh great, can I borrow some of your time to have a look around the apartment so...
I can suggest it to my clients.
Come in, come in.
Excuse me.
Come in, come in.
So sweet Samantha or Deborah, how was your day today? where you in court or on...
the cat walk?
Now I get it, there's been a misunderstanding, my sister must be...
back, she's a model in Milan and we haven't spoken in almost two years,
It must have been her that you saw with this guy... that's why I got an invite today to a party,
he must have thought I was my sister.
If that's the case, sorry, but you should have told me you have an identical twin...
otherwise it's obvious a mix up can happen.
It's what I always did before she moved to Milan.
I get it but if she comes back, a mix up can happen.
I know, but the less I speak about her the better, she really hurt me bad.
What did she do? steel your boyfriend?
She was sleeping with him pretending to be me.
Want something to drink?
Good idea.
My throat is dry.
Compliments for the house... this is a nice apartment block,
do you know if anyone else is selling?
Maybe in block C, here I'm the only one.
Here we go, I got you some fresh champagne... what a year... come on,
come on, come on, gone... I'll poor it beer style... sorry for the glass and my appearance.
Come, here is the sleeping area.
Another toast to us and to this resolved misunderstanding.
Come here.
Here I come... that's comfortable.
Look what I found.
Calm down, my intentions aren't to *** on you or anything like that...
unfortunately I've finished the vaseline so I'll try to go slowly... at least in the beginning.
Let me just go to the bathroom... I go back stay here.
Then I'll need to go too.
He's in the bathroom.
Are you a friend of his?
Well, for now let’s say yes.
I'm his girlfriend.
Oh, come in.
Wonderful gorgeous, action!
Who is the idiot that slams the door?