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Er, yeah, that's three quid.
Cheers, Thanks!
That's er, three quid for you mate.
Three!
There you go, you're robbing me blind!
Where did you get this stuff mate?
Mate, don't ask, don't tell, yeah?
Yeah, alright then, yeah
Cheers.
Cheers!
There you go, it's yours mate,
you paid for it.
What's that mate?
errr... that...
Ah, Oh!
Oh, that!
Now, that is a mistake
lets face it.
Ah, it was dark
and to be fair
I could have walked out of there with pretty much anything.
What are you actually after?
A laptop!
Right.
laptop... laptop... laptop...
One second!
There you go mate
One laptop!
Um...
Its got sleek design
as you can see
Its got the RAM
that you'd want
um lots of it
at least seven other thing you may or may not find useful
Its not quite what I am looking for mate
but thanks anyway cheers.
Right.
This is a clearout ladies and gentlemen!
I've got deals left for you still!
I've got TV's and games!
Actually my biggest deal for you, is a laptop!
I've definately got a laptop!
Now you man?
you might look like the person thats interested in a laptop?
no?
Hi? Yes, I'm calling in regards to your wanted ad
for a laptop?
you've already got one.
Alright, no worries
Silver and purple?
um, one sec
um yea, just sending a picture now.
Hello?
(muffled speech)
What?
You should try going door to door!
You, you! Laptop! Do you wanna buy?
What do you people want?
Can I interest you in a toaster?
You look like a man who plays the guitar!
Lawnmower?
A fridge?
Stuffed animal?
Eh?
Jack in the box?
Poker table?
It's quality merchandise!
Why doesn't anyone want me?
Don't take it personally
it's not you, it's them.
I would have bought you,
I actually needed a toaster.
Do you wanna, er, sit in the car?
Actually...
I think I prefer the roof.
It's a nice poker table!
How much?
uhh, twenty pounds?
Twenty pounds, really?
Here you are!
Yeah!
That's brilliant. Thank you very much. Cheers
Come on! Follow me!
Hello darling!
Cheers, thank you!
uh, oh! Bottle opener!
Oh, yes, of course!
You're a star!
#Selling from the back of a car
#Trying to make a living
#Buy nice things
#These are all nice things
#She was accidentally taken from a house
#With these other items
#All good things
#Buy buy buy my things
#Buy buy buy my things #
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