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Dear internet, I’m writing this letter to you.
Asking you not to make the Selfie Kid a thing.
I mean do we really need another kid getting famous for absolutely nothing?
I mean there’s so many of them already in the world.
Just go on Instagram right now, and all you can see are tons of untalented kids getting
famous for no reason.
You deserve better.
I’m sorry all we do is use you for *** and memes.
But, please don’t make another kid famous for absolutely nothing…
Well I gotta go finish now.
My mom made pizza rolls and she gets angry when I don’t eat…
So, Goodbye Internet, please consider this..
Another internet sensation has appeared among us.
“The Selfie Kid”.
Getting instant fame for taking a “Selfie” with Justin Timberlake at the Super Bowl.
So, this kid was at the Super Bowl.
You know just like any rich kid would.
Getting to watch one of the greatest games in person.
Little did he know that his life was about to change forever.
During the last part of Justin Timberlake performance.
Justin Timberlake was like ‘Hey y’all, lets all go dance in the crowd!
So, dancing up the stairs he went.
We finally get a glimpse of the Selfie Kid with Justin’s arm around him dancing the
night away.
Being all care free.
Like “F*ck yeah!
I’m dancing with Justin Timberlake!
And then Justin was like “Yo kid, wanna get famous?
Let’s take a selfie together!
At that moment the kid knew his life would change forever
Since then the selfie kid has been blowing up.
Doing a bunch of media shows growing on Instagram, launching his own website and even getting
on Ellen!
He even made a special appearance on everyone’s favorite YouTuber vlog, Jake Paul..
I just love the look on this guy face.
Like his life is flashing before his eyes.
What the f*ck am I doing here?
I had my own dreams but now I’m a slaved to Jake Paul…
Is he going to feed us?
I wish I could get sleep without being woken up by a *** air horn every morning..
Man…
I should’ve stayed in school.
Oh *** I better say something good to Master Jake so he will feed me tonight.
Wait a minute…
This guy actually thinks this kid who is at the SUPERBOWL… is watching a Jake Paul video
instead of watching the game..
Yep..
That’s exactly what he was doing.
His dad is like , what are you doing son?
How come you’re not watching the game?
Dad!
I gotta watch Jake Pauls New video!
It’s every day bro!!!!
Since the Super Bowl this kid has amassed over 230 thousand followers on Instagram?!
*Look at phone surprise* Really?
This is how people get famous now?
Take a selfie and boom you’re famous?
What has this world become?
I just don’t get it…
Why don’t you just take a selfie and get famous?
Bob The Builder?
What are you doing here?
Well, it seems like your life is broken and I’m here to fix it..
Fix it?
How?
Do you want to be famous?
Oh my god!
Yes, I’ll do anything!
All you have to do is take the perfect selfie and get on Ellen!
Oh my god…
You’re right Bob the Builder.
All I gotta do is take the perfect selfie and get on Ellen!
Thanks Bob the Builder!
*Montage of you trying to take an epic selfie*
“Oh my god.
I have the most likes ever on instagram!”
Then you immediately get a call from Ellen.“Hello, this is he.
Oh my god Ellen?
Oh my god yes!
I would love to be on your show!
Thank you so much!
Oh my god!”
*You lay your phone on your bed put your hands on your head* “Oh my god…
I f*cking did it..
I’m going to be famous…
Ellen: My next guest has accumulated the most likes on instagram ever.
With this iconic photo.
Please welcome my guest.
Mikey Fun!
Ellen: That was some nice dance moves you got there.
*Laugh track* You: Haha thank you..
Ellen: Like really… that was impressive, could you do it again?
You: I’m way to shy to do that again.. *immediately start dancing after that on the couch doing
the it dance
Ellen: Haha wow..
So, tell me about the selfie.
When did you know it was going to be big?
You: Well, honestly I was just having fun and trying to come up with a unique way to
express myself on the internet and I just really love chicken nuggets..
I mean who doesn’t love chicken nuggets?
So, I decided to take a selfie with some chicken nuggets and here I am on your show ELLEN!
Michael…
Michael….Michael….
Michael….
Michael….
Michael…
Wake up!
Michael!
Wake up!
You: Wh wh What?
You2: It’s time to get up and get ready for work.
You: Work…
But I’m famous now…
I don’t have to work.
I was on Ellen..
I’m famous…
You2: Buddy.. you were dreaming again…
Famous?
That’s something you’ll never be…
But for real get up.
You gotta go to work…
You: No…
No I’m famous…*You scrolling through your phone… onto instagram..
30 followers?
No I had millions of followers and likes!
F*ck…
I was dreaming…
F!!!!