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>> KIM: Previously on Keeping Up
with the Kardashians...
>> KRIS: How are you?
>> BABYFACE: Good.
How are you doing?
>> KRIS: I'm meeting with
Babyface, and we're gonna
discuss our new music management
company.
>> BABYFACE: With my expertise
and your expertise, we can give
them a place where they can be
heard.
>> KRIS: We can be the judges.
You can be Simon and I'll be
Paula.
(laughing)
>> BABYFACE: Oh...
♪ ♪
>> BRUCE: Get over there, girls.
We're warming you up.
>> LIZ: Ooh, ah...
>> LISA: Yeah, you better.
>> KRIS: Ooh, is this good?
>> BRUCE: Put them on.
>> KRIS: Can I use it?
>> BRUCE: Up there, come on,
Liz!
>> LIZ: Oh!
>> KRIS: Oh, yes!
>> BRUCE: There goes another
one, right by you, honey.
>> KRIS: Oh!
>> LISA: Whoa.
>> KRIS: Oh, honey, I got game
you just don't know I ever had.
(laughs)
O-oh, yeah, oh, here we go, here
we go!
Here we go again!
One of my best friends, Lisa
Miles, has invited me and Liz to
come over and play tennis.
(grunts)
Tennis was always such a huge
part of my life, and I haven't
played in so long, and I'm so
excited to be out on the court.
(grunts)
(laughs)
>> LISA: Get it, Lizzie.
>> KRIS: Oh!
(grunts)
(grunts)
That was my ball!
You're like, such a...
>> BRUCE: Well, go get that one!
>> KRIS: Okay!
(grunts)
Hey, it's my side!
>> BRUCE: Well, then, stop
making those noises.
>> KRIS: Ah!
>> BRUCE: What was that?
(laughs)
♪ ♪
>> BRUCE: Well, honey, that was
fun.
>> KRIS: Yeah, it was fun.
>> BRUCE: Actually, we used to
play a lot of tennis back in the
day.
>> KRIS: I had a tennis court
most of my adult life.
>> BRUCE: Wow.
>> KRIS: And that's just what we
did with our spare time, all we
did was play tennis on the
weekend.
Kids had tennis lessons after
school, and...
Our whole life just revolved
around our tennis court.
When I was married to Robert
Kardashian, one of the things
that we did, every single
weekend, was play tennis.
>> ROBERT: Kourtney, perfect.
Ooh, good one, Kim.
First tennis lesson.
Good stroke.
>> KRIS: And it brings back so
many amazing memories to be able
to get back on the court and
kind of relive those old days.
Tennis courts come in pretty
handy, by the way.
We could take that whole side of
the house, and put a tennis
court there.
>> BRUCE: Mm?
>> KRIS: Nothing.
♪ ♪
>> BRUCE: Starting to feel it
rolling on, here.
(laughs)
>> BRUCE: Scott Pruett, who's
one of the great road racers of
all time, he invited us out to
drive the car hard, and also
spend some time with, uh, my son
Brandon.
Having as many kids as I have,
it's kind of tough to spend good
quality time with, uh, every
one of them, because you've
only got so much time in the
day, but...
I really enjoy my time I spend,
uh, with my kids.
When was the last time you saw
Mr. Pruett?
>> BRANDON: I mean, it's been a
long time.
>> PRUETT: Been a long time.
Probably in the early '90s.
>> BRUCE: Yeah.
>> PRUETT: Late '80s, early
'90s.
>> BRUCE: Late '80s, early '90s.
>> PRUETT: Yeah.
>> BRUCE: And you can believe
it, he's still doing this?
>> BRANDON: I would be, too.
>> PRUETT: Oh, that's crazy.
>> BRUCE: You would be too?
(Pruett laughs)
>> BRANDON: Uh, yeah.
>> BRUCE: If you had the talent?
>> BRANDON: Yep.
>> BRUCE: Yeah.
>> PRUETT: That's what happens.
>> BRUCE: Yeah.
It's been fun to watch Brandon
grow up.
He's been through a lot in his
life.
He's a great kid who's very
talented in so many different
areas that, uh, I just love
spending time with him.
>> PRUETT: All right, you ready
to jump in?
>> BRANDON: Yeah.
It's all good.
>> BRUCE: He can handle it!
>> BRANDON: It's got four
wheels.
(laughing)
>> BRUCE: It's got four wheels.
>> BRANDON: I don't know.
>> BRUCE: That's the attitude.
That's the Jenner attitude, I
like that.
(Pruett laughs)
>> BRUCE: Hey, we're doing
140 mile an hour average around
the racetrack, uh, fun cars...
It just doesn't get any better
than this.
How was it?
>> BRANDON: It's great.
It's awesome.
>> BRUCE: Yeah, isn't it
awesome?
>> BRANDON: Yeah, it's awesome.
>> PRUETT: He's ready to go
racing.
>> BRUCE: I know!
I know.
He's better than you are!
(laughs)
♪ ♪
(doorbell jingles)
>> KRIS: This kind of a store
makes you want to come in here
and buy, like, all new stuff.
>> KIM: What's, like, your best
racket?
>> KRIS: We want to look like we
know what we're doing, so we
want, like, the best equipment.
I love tennis gear.
And now that we have all the
stuff, I'm so excited to get the
whole family back on the tennis
court.
I think we need a can of balls,
'cause you always have to have
fresh balls.
Ooh...
that's like, yes!
>> KIM: I'm glad that your
memory of balls is coming back
to you.
>> KRIS: Honey, any time there's
balls involved, it's my kind of
game.
Woo!
>> KIM: That's what I say.
♪ ♪
>> KIM: Two hands, two hands.
No, no, with two hands.
No, no.
Two hands, like this, and go,
"Whoosh!"
Okay?
>> MASON: It's funny.
>> KIM: It's funny?
No, it's fun.
Look... whoosh!
We should have a family tennis
tournament like every Sunday.
>> KOURTNEY: I can't play while
I'm pregnant.
>> MASON: Hi, Grandma!
>> KRIS: You guys, I am so
pumped that we're playing tennis
again.
>> MASON: Hi, Grandma!
>> KRIS: We can all play.
We can take turns.
We can have, like, a round-robin
tournament.
You know?
>> KIM: Across the street... ow!
>> KRIS: Oh, sorry.
>> KIM: That hurts.
>> KRIS: Okay, well, you're
soft-headed.
>> KIM: You ready?
I really suck at serving.
(Kris grunts)
(grunts)
(grunts)
>> KOURTNEY: What's up with the
grunting?
>> KRIS: Ah!
(laughs)
>> KOURTNEY: Are you okay, Mom,
with this grunting?
>> KRIS: What do you mean?
>> KOURTNEY: You sound like a
freak.
>> KRIS: Everybody grunts when
they play tennis.
(grunts)
>> KIM: Is it me, or is my mom
making these loud, crazy grunt
noises when she hits the ball?
(grunts)
>> MASON: Whoa!
(Kim laughs)
Grandma's funny.
>> KIM: Grandma's funny?
Watch Grandma.
When the ball comes, we go,
"Uh!"
Okay?
>> MASON: Yeah.
(grunts)
>> KIM: Okay, what do we do?
(Kim grunts)
>> MASON: It's hot.
>> KOURTNEY: Hey, Robert, my
long-lost brother!
>> MASON: Whoa.
(grunts)
>> KOURTNEY: You want to hear
Mom have sex?
(Kris grunts)
No, it's live.
Here, listen, hold on.
(grunts)
>> ROB: What is this?
Are you kidding me right now?
(grunts)
>> KIM: Mom, seriously, you
don't hear yourself?
>> KRIS: What?
What am I doing?
>> KIM: Is that the kind of
noise you make when balls are
flying at your face?
(laughs)
>> KRIS: I'm just breathing,
what do you mean?
(grunts)
(grunts loudly)
>> KIM: Did we hit Grandma?
>> KRIS: I have to use the
bathroom, you guys.
I'll be right back.
>> KOURTNEY: I think it's pretty
amazing, Mom's sounds.
We need to, like, have a family
tennis match so everyone can
join in on the fun.
>> KIM: I am, like, so
embarrassed.
She is so loud.
>> MASON: One, Mommy.
>> KIM: I want to, like, record
her.
>> KOURTNEY: No, don't be
embarrassed, it's amazing.
We need to have everyone hear
this amazing-ness.
(laughs)
♪ ♪
>> KRIS: How was the, um,
racetrack?
>> BRUCE: Good.
>> KRIS: I'm opening this
present I bought for you,
because you won't open it for
yourself.
>> BRUCE: What else is new?
>> KRIS: And I won't buy you any
more...
>> BRUCE: What did you get me?
>> KRIS: ...because you don't
care.
>> BRUCE: What do you mean, I
don't care?
>> KRIS: I got you these board
shorts for Brandon's birthday in
Hawaii.
>> BRUCE: Thank you, honey.
>> KRIS: Do you like it?
>> BRUCE: Absolutely.
Speaking of Brandon, uh, he did
great in the car today.
>> KRIS: He did?
Did he have fun?
>> BRUCE: Yeah.
No, Brandon's just a natural at
that stuff.
He was telling me about his
music and stuff, and, uh, that's
really...
>> KRIS: How's the new song?
>> BRUCE: New songs are great.
I mean, all the new stuff.
I mean, they've been doing this
for a while, and...
I mean, they're really good.
Brandon has been into music all
his life.
He writes, he produces, he
sings.
And with Leah, the two of them
together are just absolutely
phenomenal.
And they haven't had a chance
to have the big break.
And, you know, as a parent, I
want to do everything I can to
see that happen.
You know, you've got this little
music company thing going,
whatever you're calling it.
I don't even know what you're
doing with Babyface.
>> KRIS: Music management.
>> BRUCE: I mean, I'm all for
that, but, uh...
you know, wouldn't you start
with somebody, like, right in
your family?
>> KRIS: Like Brandon and Leah?
>> BRUCE: Of course.
I mean, they're the only ones
with any talent in the family.
Kris is starting a new "music
management" company with
Babyface.
There's no reason why we can't
use them, you know, in Kris's
little marketing machine.
And I really feel like it could
really give the two of them that
jump-start, so people see their
music, understand what they're
doing.
I mean, it's perfect.
>> KRIS: I think that they're
great, but sometimes to mix
business and family might not be
the perfect solution for that.
(laughs)
>> BRUCE: Hold it, hold it.
Our whole family on this side is
a business.
>> KRIS: On this side.
>> BRUCE: Are you kidding?
>> KRIS: It's called my job.
>> BRUCE: But to be honest with
you, on the Jenner side, my
side, it's like... nothing.
I mean, not even the time of
day.
I'm really disappointed in Kris.
I've done so much for my
step-kids throughout the years
in helping them get their start.
You know, here it is, my side of
the family, she's not just all
gung ho.
She's actually kind of hesitant.
So, for me, it honestly hurts
me.
>> KRIS: What do you want me to
do?
I work 24/7.
You just gave me a whole
intervention on I spread myself
too thin.
>> BRUCE: Okay, only too thin
with outside stuff.
This is inside the family,
honey.
>> KRIS: I represent all of my
kids, but if I took on Brandon
and Leah, it would be so much
pressure, and it would kill me
if I made a decision and it was
the wrong one.
And I don't think Bruce really
understands that kind of
pressure.
I admire their talent.
I have respect for that.
I think that they're great.
>> BRUCE: Well, then what's the
problem?
>> BRUCE: Honey, honey,
let's set up a meeting.
I'll talk to Brandon.
We'll set up a meeting.
>> KRIS: You're asking me to get
involved in something that I
don't know if they even want me
involved.
>> BRUCE: It has to be explored.
We got to look at it.
I really feel if we can bring
Brandon and Leah in with their
music and their talent, there's
no reason why we can't use them,
you know, in Kris's little
marketing machine.
>> KRIS: Well, I just want you
to understand that, I mean, I
love Brandon.
I love them together, and I
think they're talented.
>> BRUCE: They've got a new
video they just put out online.
You got to watch it, see their
stuff.
I mean, I go to their stuff all
the time.
Nobody else in the family ever
shows up.
>> KRIS: Okay, can I listen to
it in the morning?
I'm absolutely exhausted.
>> BRUCE: All right.
>> KIM: Oh, hi, dolls.
>> KENDALL: Hi.
>> KYLIE: Hi.
You look cute.
>> KIM: Oh, thanks.
Sears.
>> KYLIE: Really?
>> KIM: Yeah.
>> KYLIE: I like it.
>> KIM: You do?
>> KYLIE: I want it.
>> KIM: It might be too short
for you, but I'll get you one.
>> BRUCE: Are we having a
powwow?
>> KIM: We're just hanging.
Quick question for you.
Do you and Mom, like, not get it
on or something?
'Cause she really...
>> BRUCE: What are you talking
about?
That's kind of inappropriate to
pick up, or to talk about.
>> KIM: We're all adults here.
Have you heard her when she
plays?
She sure does express herself on
the tennis court.
>> KENDALL: What does it sound
like?
>> KIM: She's like, hits the
ball and she's like...
(grunting)
Like, she has, like, a different
noise for, like, every one that
she...
>> KYLIE: I really want to see
Mom play tennis.
>> KIM: You will hear her soon
enough.
I'm setting up a family tennis
match for all of us.
The noise my mom makes, it
sounds ridiculous, and I cannot
wait for everyone to come and
play tennis to hear how
embarrassing my mom is.
>> BRUCE: She doesn't make that
much noise in the bedroom, I
guarantee you.
Hey, hon.
>> KRIS: Hello.
>> BRUCE: Did you watch the
video?
>> KRIS: You know what, I have
not had two seconds to watch
that video, but I will, I
promise.
>> BRUCE: It's been all morning,
and you haven't watched it?
>> KRIS: I'm just trying to get
everybody's schedules together,
so don't put any more pressure
on me; I'm just trying...
>> BRUCE: Honey, all you have to
do is look at it.
Kris now is kind of lukewarm
about this whole thing, and all
she has to do is listen to the
music.
I'm very frustrated with her
right now.
>> KRIS: Did you even ask
Brandon if it's something that
he would want me to be involved
in?
>> BRUCE: Why wouldn't he?
This is family.
I mean, we stick together.
>> KRIS: Why are you up his ***
in his business like this?
Let Brandon make his own
decisions.
>> BRUCE: 'Cause I want him to
succeed; I want him to do well.
>> KRIS: I want him to do well,
too, but it's not that I have
the best track record, you know,
or history with his mom.
And I don't want his mom coming
after me because I made bad
decisions for her son.
So, now that we're just at a
really good place, I don't want
to screw that up.
Does that make sense?
>> BRUCE: Watch the video.
Watch the video.
Tell me what you think.
Take your time.
>> KRIS: Get it, Kendall.
>> BRUCE: Look out.
>> KRIS: Hi, Mason.
>> KENDALL: Hi, Mase.
(grunts)
>> KIM: I'm so glad that the
whole family is here to witness
my mom's grunting.
So, I just want to know if I'm
crazy.
Like, am I the only one that is
tortured by this noise?
>> KRIS: Here we go.
Kendall, this is for you.
(grunting)
>> BRUCE: Ooh, good one.
(grunting continues)
>> KOURTNEY: What's wrong with
you?
>> BRUCE: Do you have a hernia?
(laughter)
>> KRIS: No, I'm fine.
(grunting)
>> MASON: What's that noise?
>> SCOTT: Whoa.
Sounds like she's gonna drop
trou in her pants.
>> KIM: Okay, I'm gonna be Mom.
(exaggerated grunting)
>> KRIS: Very funny.
>> KENDALL: No, it's more
like... (grunting)
>> KRIS: It's not funny, you
guys.
Come on.
(grunting)
(laughter)
>> BRUCE: Oh, honey.
>> KIM: Mase, can you go...
(grunts)
>> KENDALL: Oh, no, do this.
(grunts)
>> BRUCE: Honey, Kim's serving.
Go to the other side.
>> KRIS: I don't care who's
serving.
(grunting)
>> KRIS: Stop it; you're making
this miserable for me.
>> KIM: Okay, we just want to
go.
>> KRIS: Kiss my ***.
>> SCOTT: Oh, my!
>> KRIS: You know what, I'm
done.
I wanted to get back into tennis
to have some fun, and it kind of
reminded me of the old days.
But now that my kids have ruined
it for me, um, forget it.
I was having a really good time.
I was enjoying myself.
>> SCOTT: I bet you were.
>> KRIS: I found something that
we could do as a family.
>> SCOTT: I didn't know I was
coming over for a [bleep] the
way you were moaning.
>> KRIS: You what, Scott,
(bleep) you.
>> BRUCE: Honey, you just, like,
stormed out of the place.
>> KRIS: It's just rude.
They treat me like crap.
>> BRUCE: Honey, they're just
kidding.
>> KRIS: No, they're not
kidding.
>> BRUCE: You're fun to pick on
because they get such a
reaction out of you.
>> KRIS: I was actually really
excited about playing tennis
again, and it brought back a lot
of really great memories.
Like, it made it sour now for
me.
This was supposed to be a really
fun day, but my kids just wanted
to make fun of me.
When everyone else is laughing
and having fun, and you feel
like you're, you know, the joke.
I don't want to be the joke.
I don't want to play tennis
anymore.
I'm done.
I'm just done.
>> KOURTNEY: What are you doing?
>> SCOTT: Just cleaning up.
Trying to get everything neat.
>> KOURTNEY: That's a first.
>> SCOTT: It's not a first,
doll, it's a second.
>> KOURTNEY: I was thinking of
taking a bath.
Do you feel like running me one?
>> SCOTT: Uh, like a bubble
bath?
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah.
>> SCOTT: I could do that.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay.
Scott and I definitely don't
have that much time together
between work and Mason and
getting ready for this second
baby.
This is nice of you.
So when an opportunity comes up
where we could spend some
romantic time together, I am
all about it.
>> SCOTT: Are we going
butt-naked or are we gonna
wear, like, a bathing suit?
>> KOURTNEY: This is
so romantic.
Hurting my ankles.
(Scott mimics engine revving)
Stop! Ow!
>> SCOTT: Hey! I'm double-
clutching into second, baby!
You know what?
I want to do something even
more special.
I'd like to pour salsa all
over this foot and eat
piece by piece...
>> KOURTNEY: Stop! Ow!
Stop it! Ow!
>> SCOTT: Ah! You want a
Smurf bite?
>> KOURTNEY: Stop. That is
so annoying.
>> SCOTT: Hey, come back here
if you know what's good for you.
>> KOURTNEY: Stop.
>> SCOTT: What are you
talking about?
>> KOURTNEY: I actually wanted
to take a bath with you...
>> SCOTT: Right.
>> KOURTNEY: ...and, you know,
be romantic...
>> SCOTT: Yeah, me, too.
>> KOURTNEY: ...and have a nice
time, but you're so annoying.
>> SCOTT: How am I annoying?
I'm trying to do fun stuff
with you.
>> KOURTNEY: How are you not?
How are you not?
>> SCOTT: Stop that.
I'm trying to help you.
>> KOURTNEY: Is that your
little high school way?
>> SCOTT: High school way? No.
This is my high school way.
>> KOURTNEY: What?
>> SCOTT: Turn around and
let me show you my (bleep).
>> KOURTNEY: Ew!
That's disgusting!
(Scott laughs)
I know that relationships change
over time, but sometimes I do
wish that things could be back
to how they were in the
beginning of our relationship
when we were always kissing
and, you know, obsessed with
each other.
Ow! Like, that is not romantic.
Pinching someone on their leg
is annoying.
>> SCOTT: I tried to get a piece
of lint off of your leg.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay, but that's
annoying.
>> SCOTT: But I'm a romancer.
>> KOURTNEY: No, you're not.
You have no romance in
your body.
I'm gonna go take a bath. Stop.
♪ ♪
>> KIM: Mother?
>> KRIS: I'm in here.
>> KIM: Mom?
Well, I have a present for you.
>> KRIS: Why?
>> KIM: I know that we've been
making fun of you.
So maybe a little something that
will get you to continue to
play.
So, I think we were being
a little harsh.
>> KRIS: Uh, you think?
>> KIM: Just a little.
>> KRIS: What?
(chuckles)
Oh, my...
>> KIM: Is that not so crazy?
>> KRIS: Oh... my... God.
Kimmy, this is amazing.
What is this?
>> KIM: Those are some balls.
>> KRIS: Chanel tennis balls?
Really, Kim?
Love. Thank you. I love this.
>> KIM: You're welcome.
So just promise you'll play.
>> KRIS: I will.
I love you, Kimmy.
I discovered that I like tennis
because it makes me feel good.
And it's fun to be with my
friends and my family and do
something a little
bit different.
And even if my kids are gonna
make fun of me, that will never
be enough to bring me down.
>> KIM: Love you.
>> KRIS: I love you, too.
>> KIM: Get ready.
Start practicing.
>> KRIS: Oh, yeah.
♪ ♪
>> BRUCE: I know Kris is busy,
but to spend five minutes to
watch a video is not really
asking too much, is it?
You know, I really feel like
I gotta break into her meeting
and make Babyface see
this video.
>> KRIS: So, I had dinner the
other night with Lance Bass.
He wants to take a member out
of each famous boy band
and find five members and create
their own boy band.
>> BABYFACE: That's actually
cool.
>> KRIS: And then, not only do
you end up with a winner, you
end up with five new boy
band groups.
>> BABYFACE: That could be
hurtful, but, um...
(both chuckle)
(door opens)
>> BRUCE: Hi.
>> KRIS: Hi. What are you
doing, honey?
>> BRUCE: Kenny.
>> BABYFACE: How you doing?
>> BRUCE: Good to see you.
Aren't you happy to see me?
>> KRIS: Well, yeah, I'm kind of
in a meeting with Kenny, though.
>> BRUCE: I won't take much
of your time.
>> KRIS: Honey, what are
you doing?
Why is your computer here?
>> BRUCE: Well, I guess we're
talking music.
Kenny's here, huh?
>> KRIS: Has Bruce just lost
his mind?
I'm in this important meeting
with Babyface, and he comes
barging in to my office with
no warning?
>> KRIS: Well, we're trying
to discuss what our, you know,
new relationship is and our
business and what the next
thing is.
>> BRUCE: Has she ever mentioned
that I have, like, talent
in my family?
>> BABYFACE: No.
>> BRUCE: Brandon produces,
writes, does everything.
Leah, obviously, coproduces
with him.
They're just, you know, kind of
going out on their own.
So me, as a great father,
I want to help.
>> BABYFACE: Yeah.
>> KRIS: Honey, why's your
computer here?
We're kind of in a meeting.
>> BRUCE: Well, I just wanted
to show him their latest video.
>> KRIS: I'm in the middle of
my meeting with Babyface, and
Bruce comes barging in to pitch
Brandon for the 300th time.
I should be really mad
right now.
I got to hand it to him, he's
sort of taking a page out
of my book.
>> BRUCE: It won't take long.
>> KRIS: How did you know
Kenny was here?
>> BRUCE: I got ways, baby.
(pop song plays)
This is kind of a happy song.
But it gives you an idea.
>> WOMAN: ♪ So many reasons
for you to be smiling
♪ But we should be here
right now
♪ Life happens
when you're waiting for the bus
♪ Life happens while the day's
collecting dust
Don't be giving it all away. ♪
>> BABYFACE: Who shot the video?
>> BRUCE: Uh, they own
the video.
They did it themselves.
They just put it on YouTube.
>> BABYFACE: Really nice.
>> KRIS: I'm actually really
enjoying this music.
And Kenny likes it, too.
I still feel a little
uncomfortable saying yes to
this whole management idea.
>> BRUCE: As you know, in this
business, you just need
that break.
And I'm thinking we got this
marketing machine that's sitting
here, you know?
And, you know, with the right
people...
>> BABYFACE: Yeah. No,
it's nice. It feels good.
>> BRUCE: Yeah, yeah.
>> BABYFACE: I'd be interested
in hearing him sing as well.
>> BRUCE: Yeah. I really
didn't mean to intrude.
Love you to death.
>> KRIS: I'm glad you came by.
>> BRUCE: (snaps fingers)
It's a happy song.
>> KRIS: I tell you what.
I would love to have
Kenny hear him in person.
And you see if Brandon would be
cool with me, you know, and
Kenny helping him out.
>> BRUCE: I knew that all they
had to do was listen to the
music, the two of them.
They're so talented, so good,
that everybody's gonna
jump on board.
>> KRIS: You check with
Brandon, and Brandon...
>> BRUCE: I've seized
the opportunity.
>> KRIS: Okay, well, that's,
that's a good boy.
Talk to Brandon, all right?
Okay. You want to take
the whole plate?
>> BRUCE: No, I'm fine.
Thank you. All right.
>> KRIS: Okay, all right,
so we'll talk.
>> BRUCE: Love you.
>> KRIS: All right, love
you, too.
Isn't he delightful?
>> BABYFACE: Yeah, he's always
great.
♪ ♪
>> KOURTNEY: I think because in
my life there's not tons of
romance, it's fun to watch
these overly romantic movies.
You know, that's how I get
my little romance kick.
(phone rings)
>> SCOTT: Hi, buddy. Hello.
>> KOURTNEY: Hey.
>> SCOTT: Hey.
>> KOURTNEY: I'm watching
Titanic.
>> SCOTT: Where, upstairs?
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah. It's so crazy
how this kind of romance existed
in the world.
Everyone needs to be like this.
Like, why don't we ever...?
>> SCOTT: Why don't we have
the chemistry that Leo
DiCaprio and Kate Winslet had
in Titanic?
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah.
>> SCOTT: I'll tell you one
reason: 'cause we're not
in a movie!
>> KOURTNEY: You want to come
watch the movie with me and cry?
I'll share my tissue with you.
>> SCOTT: You're upstairs
thinking that I'm gonna be Leo
DiCaprio in five minutes,
you're sorely mistaken.
>> KOURTNEY: You're so romantic.
>> SCOTT: How the hell are we?
I love you, but this is a movie.
You want to see romance?
>> KOURTNEY: Mm-hmm.
>> SCOTT: Check under these
drawers. (chuckles)
>> KOURTNEY: All right,
that's enough.
I've had enough of you.
>> SCOTT: No, I love you,
but come on.
>> KOURTNEY: People have this
kind of affection and...
>> SCOTT: Who? Who? Who?
>> KOURTNEY: People.
>> SCOTT: You remember the
first time we had sex?
I mean, you know, juices were
flowing, (bleep) were flying.
That was a long time ago.
I love Kourtney, but right now
she's definitely delusional.
Yes, the movie's based upon a
true story, but they're
recreating something so people
can have enjoyment and
entertainment.
Just being a realist.
There's no way people really act
like that.
Kourtney's expectations are just
so out of whack with real life.
If you want, I'll go downstairs,
I'll turn the heat on in the
Rolls, I'll turn you over, and
I'll throw you some (bleep).
I'll steam that car right up.
>> KOURTNEY: Can you stop
talking about it and just leave
me.
I'll sit here and cry and watch
Titanic and wish that I had
some romance in my life.
>> SCOTT: Are you joking?
They're actors!
I'll put a tuxedo on.
I'll romance you, you'll see.
>> BRANDON: There you go.
>> BRUCE: Right at the green.
Put it up there, Brandon.
>> BRANDON: Oh, really nice.
>> BRUCE: Not bad.
Easy game.
>> BRANDON: It's easy.
>> BRUCE: I spoke with Kris.
She's excited about having the
opportunity to talk with you
about management.
I'm kind of pumped up about
this.
>> BRANDON: About Kris 'cause...
>> BRUCE: Managing, yeah.
>> BRANDON: She started a
management company.
>> BRUCE: Her and Babyface.
I think he would be, like,
perfect for you guys.
>> BRANDON: Well, I think it
would be kind of weird having
her as our manager, you know?
I don't know if I would want,
like, a step-mom/manager for
me, you know?
>> BRUCE: Honestly, you should
go meet with her.
It's all being in the right
place, being around the right
people.
I think she could do a great
job.
>> BRANDON: She's obviously very
talented.
She's done a lot for all of you
guys.
I just don't know if-if it would
be a good fit for us.
I just, I just don't know,
honestly.
>> BRUCE: This is ridiculous.
It's so tough just to get Kris
on board.
Now, all of a sudden, Brandon's
getting cold feet.
I mean, we have such a marketing
machine here.
Why wouldn't anybody want to be
involved in this thing?
Brandon, you got to trust me on
this.
Listen, hey, I'm all in.
I-I just want to...
I just want to see you guys, you
know, on the big stage.
That's all I'm saying.
>> BRANDON: Listen, Dad...
>> BRUCE: Just take the meeting.
Take it seriously.
Don't, you know, don't worry.
It's gonna be all right.
I, you know, I'm all for this.
>> SCOTT: Even though I think
Kourtney is completely
delusional, I still want to go
out of my way to show her that
we can have that romance that
people have in the movies.
So, I watched The Notebook,
the actor, Ryan Gosling.
I mean, he's got all these
things.
He's a professional romantic,
got the abs, got it all.
So, I figure, okay, that's the
first step to getting there.
You can do, like, some kind of
airbrushing stuff.
>> JIMMY: Yes.
>> SCOTT: I want to get that
look going, because my
girlfriend's obsessed with Ryan
Gosling and The Notebook.
So, I'm trying to portray that
for her.
>> JIMMY: Awesome.
So, that's what you're wearing.
Strappy sandals.
>> SCOTT: These stick to your
foot?
By the way, this should be the
new sneaker.
>> JIMMY: Okay, here we go.
>> SCOTT: They're unbelievable.
Look at these!
Who needs a shoe?
These are unbelievable.
I'll wear a (bleep) tuxedo with
these.
>> JIMMY: Okay, so step into
my office.
We have a gold shimmer or a
silver shimmer.
>> SCOTT: A golden shower?
>> JIMMY: Shimmer.
(laughter)
>> SCOTT: I didn't even realize
that they could spray these abs
on as easy as they can.
I don't know if it's gonna knock
Kourtney's socks off, but it
should.
I can work with this.
I feel like you Coco'd the
(bleep) out of me.
That's it.
That's the money shot right
there.
One of those.
Boom, how are you, fellas?
I realize that the main
character in The Notebook is not
only good-looking and in good
shape, he also is a
professional handyman.
And if by fixing some shutters
and blinds around the house is
gonna get her *** wet,
so be it.
I'll try it.
(hammering)
>> KOURTNEY: What are you doing?
>> SCOTT: Where have you been?
I wrote you 98 times
on text message.
You like what you see?
>> KOURTNEY: Why are you
hammering something?
>> SCOTT: I've been waiting for
you for so long to get back
here.
>> KOURTNEY: Wait, why do we
even need something done out
here?
I would love if you literally
knew how to do some, like,
chores.
>> SCOTT: I just knocked those
nails back.
>> KOURTNEY: What nails?
>> SCOTT: They were sticking
out.
I can't quit you.
Don't you get it?
This is what you wanted.
I'm here.
I'm working on the house.
>> KOURTNEY: This is not what I
want.
>> SCOTT: Come on, this isn't
romance?
What more can I do?
You watch these movies.
You tell me they're real.
So, I'm putting them to life.
I mean, I feel like all you want
is something that I'm not, and
I don't know what else to do.
>> KOURTNEY: I want you to just
be, like, attentive, and even,
like, yesterday when we went to
lunch, literally the whole time
you were on your cell phone.
I don't think you spoke to us
one time.
>> SCOTT: I was working.
>> KOURTNEY: I don't care.
So don't join us.
Scott just doesn't get it.
He's making fun of something
that I find important.
>> SCOTT: All right, I'm gonna
put my tools away.
Unless you wanted a little of
that.
Maybe a little of this.
>> KOURTNEY: I once found Scott
to be charming, but while I'm
pregnant, I don't at all.
I'm all good.
Hey, stop.
I don't like that thing.
>> KRIS: So, I think that
Brandon and Leah are really
talented.
Bruce has been putting a lot of
pressure on me to meet with
Brandon, so today's the day I'm
gonna meet with him at my
office.
Hey, Brandon.
>> KIM: Hi.
>> BRANDON: How's it going?
>> KRIS: I love your hair.
>> BRANDON: Yeah?
>> KRIS: I feel a little nervous
about talking to Brandon by
myself, so I'm bringing Kim
along to kind of break the ice.
So, I wanted to meet with you
today because your dad has been
talking to me a lot about you
over and over.
Your dad showed Kenny and I the
video.
Loves it. I loved it.
It was really, really good.
You guys are really talented.
>> BRANDON: Thank you.
>> KRIS: So, Kenny, he's really
excited about, like, getting
together with the two of you and
maybe seeing where we can go
with it.
>> BRANDON: I-I think that it
would be difficult...
to have you being my step-mom
and my manager.
I don't know if that makes a ton
of sense.
>> KRIS: It's kind of music to
my ears.
I thought I was the only one
that was feeling like this.
I mean, it's kind of a relief,
because I felt like the
situation can go south really
fast and ruin our relationship.
>> BRANDON: Yeah, absolutely.
>> KRIS: Which has always been
kind of just chill.
I don't want to disappoint
anybody.
>> BRANDON: I completely agree.
I think it would be more
difficult for you and I to...
>> KRIS: Yeah.
>> BRANDON: ...get into a
management situation.
You know, I feel the same way as
you do.
I totally understand.
>> KRIS: Brandon's right.
Maybe doing business together
might really complicate our
relationship.
Well, we've got to break it to
him, and I think he feels like
I truly don't want to help you,
when in fact, I would do
anything for you that you asked
me to do.
Or that you wanted me to do.
If you could come over and help
me explain it to him so he
understands it, so I'm not this
bad guy.
>> BRANDON: Absolutely.
>> KRIS: So will you help me do
that?
>> BRANDON: 100%, yeah, yeah.
>> KRIS: Okay, good.
>> BRANDON: I'm here to help.
>> KRIS: All right. I love you.
>> BRANDON: I love you, too.
♪ ♪
>> SCOTT: Bruiser.
>> BRUCE: Are you coming in?
What the hell are we doing here?
>> SCOTT: What do you mean,
what are we doing here?
We're going to get out
(bleep) shave.
>> BRUCE: Yeah, yeah.
Well, I don't need one.
I already shaved, cleaned up.
What the hell do you go to
a place to shave for?
>> SCOTT: So I'm meeting Bruce
today at The Shave, and I just
really needed some time
out of my house.
He's dealt with pregnant
women before.
I know he probably would know
what I'm going through.
And maybe he'd help me out
a bit.
>> BRUCE: So how's everything
on the home front?
>> SCOTT: Lately, Kourtney has
just been...
>> BRUCE: Driving you crazy?
>> SCOTT: No, different
than most.
Lately, she's had these
ridiculously high expectations
for romance.
(Bruce laughs)
And she takes everything from
these movies she watches and
thinks that they're real.
It's so unrealistic.
>> BRUCE: Scott, now that you're
gonna have a little girl, this
is gonna be your life.
Little girls for the guy are
like the best thing that's
ever happened.
They want to hold your hand,
they want to do everything.
Daddy's little girl.
And then they hit about 12.
It's scary as hell.
I remember with Kourtney one
time I went downstairs, and I
said, "Good morning, Kourtney."
And she looks at me and goes,
"I hate when you talk
to me that way!"
You just go through hell until
they go off to college.
And just about that time,
your wife hits menopause.
You know, you're in bed and
you got four sets of covers
on you 'cause she's got the
air conditioner going so damn
bad that she's going, "Oh, my
God, it's so (bleep) hot
in here."
This is what you have to
look forward to.
>> SCOTT: Let me just stop you
there and say for a motivational
speaker, you really make life
sound like (bleep).
>> BRUCE: Yeah.
>> SCOTT: I was just hoping I
was gonna get a little advice,
but you've really made me just
want to go to K-Mart
and get a gun.
>> BRUCE: Just be understanding.
Think ahead of her.
>> SCOTT: I'm all those
things already.
>> BRUCE: I know, but you got
to be, like, thinking ahead of
her, what her needs are
gonna be.
Women love that stuff,
don't they?
>> SCOTT: All right, so I bet
in an hour from now, she's gonna
want, like, a pickle and a
ginger ale.
I'm asking Bruce for some advice
on what I should and shouldn't
do, and the truth is I just need
to come up with something fast
and make her happy because a
happy wife's a happy life.
Wow, you look, like, glowing.
It almost looks like
you're pregnant.
>> BRUCE: Who knows? I could be.
(both chuckle)
♪ ♪
(doorbell rings)
>> KRIS: Hi!
>> BRANDON: How's it going?
>> KRIS: Come on in.
It's going good.
>> BRANDON: How are you? Good.
Good to see you.
>> KRIS: Good to see you.
You look nice.
I think your dad's in here.
He'll be surprised to see you.
>> BRANDON: Okay, cool.
>> KRIS: I'm having Brandon
come over here in the hopes that
I can convince Bruce that
Brandon and I are not gonna
work together.
Hey, honey, look who's here.
>> BRANDON: Well, hi.
>> BRUCE: Brandoni!
You didn't tell me he was
gonna come.
Why didn't you tell me he
was coming over?
>> KRIS: He wanted to
surprise you.
>> BRUCE: Surprise me?
I'm surprised.
>> KRIS: Yeah, yeah.
>> BRANDON: Nothing beats a
good surprise.
>> KRIS: Yeah. Let's go outside
and talk.
Brandon and I want to have
a little chat with you, and
you might need some fresh air.
I don't know exactly how
Bruce is gonna react, but he
needs to understand that we
all love him and it has
nothing to do with Bruce.
It's just what's best
for the family.
>> BRUCE: So what's going on?
>> KRIS: Well, Brandon and I
had a meeting, and we talked
a little bit about, you know,
your idea, and I think that
we're both on exactly the
same page in that we both think
the idea really sucks.
>> BRANDON: Well, we both
have reservations about getting
involved on a business level,
because we have a good dynamic
as family.
>> BRUCE: We got a good dynamics
as a family here, but we do a
lot of business.
>> BRANDON: No, I know, but
it's a different dynamic.
>> KRIS: It's different.
>> BRANDON: I just think that
it makes more sense to keep our
relationship as is.
>> KRIS: And I also want you
to know it's not that I don't
want to do something, it's that
I don't want to let Brandon down
and he doesn't want to
let me down.
And we both agreed that it's
the right thing for our
family dynamic.
>> BRANDON: I appreciate
your help, but what means more
to me, honestly, is how proud
you are of us, and how you do
come out to shows and how she
was telling me that you play
the video for people when they
come over, and that you're proud
to show them that video.
And that means more to me than
anything else.
And that's, that's huge.
And that's all I really,
absolutely all I ask.
>> BRUCE: All I want is for you
guys to get what you
guys deserve.
I certainly live with
your decision.
Not a problem at all.
You know, throughout the years,
we have been through a lot as
a blended family, and I don't
want any of those things that
went on in the past to affect
their future, so maybe it is
a little bit too close, but as
a parent, I'm still gonna
support him and do everything
I can to help Brandon and
Leah out.
We're here to help.
>> BRANDON: Of course.
>> KRIS: Any time you need us,
we're there for you, Brandon.
Any time.
>> BRANDON: Absolutely.
I really appreciate that.
>> KRIS: All you have to do
is ask, honey.
>> BRANDON: Thank you.
>> BRUCE: Okay, then I'll
manage you.
>> BRANDON: Now we're talking.
>> KRIS: Perfect.
>> BRANDON: Yes!
>> KRIS: You go for it, honey.
>> BRUCE: Why are you
guys laughing?!
>> BRANDON: Now we're talking.
I love it.
>> BRUCE: Yeah, yeah! See?
>> BRANDON: I like that.
>> BRUCE: We don't need you,
honey.
I'll do it.
>> BRANDON: There you go.
>> KRIS: Okay, that... Yeah.
♪ ♪
>> KIM: Oh, my gosh. Seriously?
For me?
>> SCOTT: Oh, come on.
>> KIM: Seriously?
I'm gonna go grab Mason.
Okay, so Mason's gonna
sleep over.
You have the night to yourself.
Call me. Let me know.
>> SCOTT: Thank you.
Hopefully, some real
magic happens.
>> MASON: Bye.
>> KIM: Say, "Good luck."
>> MASON: Bye.
>> SCOTT: Love you, Mase.
>> MASON: Bye.
>> SCOTT: You know, I feel like
I've really been losing this
battle of trying to get Kourtney
to realize that I am romantic.
I'd really hoped to just sweep
her off her feet with this
last gesture.
And if this doesn't work, I
think I'm hanging up the old
tool belt, no pun intended.
Yo.
>> KOURTNEY: Why are you all
dressed up?
>> SCOTT: There's a big night
in front of us.
>> KOURTNEY: What is
the big night?
I planned a romantic dinner
for us.
>> KOURTNEY: Flowers?
Ooh, candles.
>> SCOTT: Just wanted to have
a little something, you know,
kind of nice for us.
>> KOURTNEY: This is nice.
>> SCOTT: Do you want a drink?
>> KOURTNEY: I'll have a water.
>> SCOTT: Sparkling or flat?
>> KOURTNEY: Sparkling.
>> SCOTT: All right.
>> KOURTNEY: This looks good.
>> SCOTT: It should be.
You've been watching all these
romance movies, and the truth is
I feel like, you know, we do
have to spice up our
relationship a little bit,
and, you know, try to be
romantic from time to time.
>> KOURTNEY: Can I get
that water?
>> SCOTT: Coming right up,
Buford.
>> KOURTNEY: Cheers.
>> SCOTT: Cheers.
>> KOURTNEY: So, are you
claiming that you made this?
>> SCOTT: I'm not claiming
anything.
>> KOURTNEY: Cold. Nice, cold,
hard, sticky pasta.
>> SCOTT: Come on, man.
I'm trying. What else can I do?
>> KOURTNEY: No, it's great.
>> SCOTT: Obviously,
I can't cook.
I tried that.
I even looked at a Martha
Stewart cookbook.
That was taking too long.
Nothing I do works.
I just want you to be happy,
that's all.
>> KOURTNEY: There is something
really romantic about how hard
you've been trying.
>> SCOTT: Well, thanks.
I mean, I really have been
trying.
>> KOURTNEY: I know I'm not the
easiest person, especially when
I'm pregnant and hormonal.
Scott definitely does a lot for
me that is romantic.
I just need to make sure that
I appreciate him.
You are being very romantic.
I'm just very hormonal right
now, so I know I'm being
*** you.
>> SCOTT: All I care about is
you being happy.
I'm so relieved that Kourtney's
finally starting to realize
that it doesn't take a movie
star-type romantic role to make
someone happy.
It just takes genuine love
and care, and I have that.
I love you.
>> KOURTNEY: I love you more.
>> SCOTT: Bring it in for the
real thing, ***.
>> KOURTNEY: That's nice.
>> SCOTT: Only kidding.
Watch my spray tan.
I can't quit you!
>> KOURTNEY: Next on Keeping Up
with the Kardashians...
>> SCOTT: You know my friend
Kimmy?
>> WOMAN: Hey, guys!
>> KIM: Oh, my God,
it says (bleep)!
This Web site's crazy.
>> MAN: You look fantastic.
>> KRIS: Thanks.
I left my husband for this guy.
>> KRIS: No, he looked
really good.