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So I’m going to see my friend Narisa today.
Um, so I don’t know when I’m leaving but I just
haven’t been to the zoo since I was a
LEETLE boy
so this is pruu-etty exciting
So exciting
OHMAGAWD!
I’m in- I’m like in the Australia part-
Omg these trees so pretty
I-I love trees so much
(laughs at myself)
I know I’m
I’m WEIRD
(pouts for no reason)
(realizes bad habit)
Ew no
(laugh) OOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOH I KNEWIT
YOU-KU-LIPTON!!!
Its euculiptus….yes I knew it
These trees are eucalyptus I love eucalyptus so much
Oh a monkey look a monkey
Well….this is fun
I-I don’t know I’m not a big fan of monkeees honestly
I think they are a little weird looking-
Maybeeee cuz they look like people-people are weird
OHITSACHIMPANZEEEEEE
O k
O k
I feel dumb.
(sniff) imma keep walking
“Outback”
ohthisbeemployees only WHERE AM I GOING
PIGPALACE(?????!!!) w-wherethef**** am I – ok-
Im bout to fart a kangaroo
& take a selfie
dat my goal for the day
I already got a giraffe selfie (barely)
DON’T JUDGE ME.
Wellyouralljudgingme
But
Don’t judge me
Too hard.
!!!!!!
(I WALKED IN A FREAKIN CIRCLE)
So I was going the right way
Its just the um….kangaroo section is closed off
(no its not dumba***)
idontknowWAE
mumblesaboutwinterpixiewhiskersandearsmumble
SAD.
I really wanted to see kangaroos…..
But I can see koalas….somewhere…
If that’s not closed off too-
Idont f***ing know-
OOOOOOOOOHHH
WHAT IS THAT WHATIS THAT WHAT IS THAT
(whispering: whatisthatwhatisthat omfgawd is it koalas??!!??!)
KO
ALL
UHS
WHERE R THEY~
!!!!
!!!
!!!!
(heavy breathing….)
!!!
(random child in background)
(rambling more than me)
( ruining my moment of meeting my spirit animal)
(want to smack him.)
man: oh look it has two thumbs
annoying kid: reaallly? TWO?
Man: I think so 2 apostabable thumbs
(I could have sworn it read that on the sign next to the cage)
(but people love to state obvious things to sound smart)
Kid: Woah he has good climbing!!!
(ME: INTERNALLY SCREAMING)
the mom is snapping ten billion pictures
but I respect her for not babbling
(time to *** of here.)
(awk…)
I just got so quiet-
It’s because I love kowalazzz
!!!!
(spots something in the wild)
What is this-
Kamodo dragons….(disinterested)
I’m more interested in this mirror what do I look like-
(true self)
Ok I would check myself out in the mirror doe
“I’ve been here for 2 hours now” ( its been 30 minutes)
I THINK IM JUST GONNA LEAVE BECAUUUUUUZZZ-
I canT see The KangaROOOS
And I don’t want to- (walk around this sweaty a** zoo)
I’ve been to all the sections but…..ant art ticta?
And I don’t want to go there cuz
They have POLAR BURRS
And I know I will probably be depressed because
Its really hot and they shouldn’t have-
Shouldn’t have like something that lives in ICE (elsa)
In a hot a** f*** zoo
I t would just kinda upset me a little bit
(how would it upset you lmao)
soooooo yea-
(Real story: I didn’t come here for no friggin polar bears where r my kangaroos???!?!?!?)
I FOUND ITTTTT~
!!!!
Australian~
Yeah….there is a peacock…right under that bush
O-OHMERGERD
(*** you *** phone with *** zoom)
ugh F*** this camera- I cant zoom in-
Alright not using my phone for video anymore
Over there we have a peacock….and wallabies
( AND KANGAROOS I JUST MOVED THE CAMERA RIGHT OVER THEM AND DIDN’T NOTICE-)
what else is here-
oh-
ohdamn.
YOU MAD OR NAW?
(woman: theres a kangaroo)
Me: Cute…. (disinterested)
[ True story I didn’t even realize it was a kangaroo until I walked away.]
So- I hope this video- ogawdimsouglyughNOPE
I hope this video is not um2awkward
Im very awkward
(blafucking bla)
BLA BLAH BLAH
BLAH BLAH BLAAAAAAAHHHHH
(some long story )
Gotta recycle.
[recycles map and brochure like a bo$$]
(continues babbling)
Say HI TO ME say HITOME DON’T U WALK AWAY-
Hi
(random accent)
Hello look at ur prec face c:
omerGAWD
WHAT IS THIS!?!?!
!!!! what are u ur sao kyoot-
I actually don’t know what this is-
Oh it’s a monkey!
(ew)