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COMBRO Productions
The need to knows.
Xbox, his gracious majesty, the 3rd.
One.
I got a black Xbox for you.
The Duke.
All times.
F0r zE Lulz!!11!!
I sound like a Conspiracy theorist.
Bow chicka -copyright-
They are gonna have some great killer movies.
"The Kinect is in the house."
Because it being disassembled helps explain how speccy it is and all.
Are your *** wet yet?
Microsoft: Bro, this took a lot of work. Come on.
Skype is on the Xbox. My life has completely changed.
Why don't I just play 2k13?
Maybe it'll make me a sandwich...
Or dispense me a beer.
The next patch it will drive your car for you.
Then bring the toilet to you.
Wouldn't be the first time.
GS is gonna shrivel and die.
Who needs to share?
Arrrgh!! Used game trades be pirating.
This will not be Microsoft's motto.
Microsoft, promoting Obesity, one step at a time
Digital cash always makes me sleep easier.
We love you Gaben.
Less bandwidth for the pr0n.
Whoops.
Who doesn't have internet?
This guys mouth.
Who needs friends?
Unless you have no friends...
To that person its like oh well f**k you.
Changing how you are represented as an *** since 2005.
Pff... who needs it?
Warp Drive Activate.
***, pre *** console.
Microsoft doesn't live in the past.
Welcome to PC's Steam Greenlight...
Your new home.
It's green here.
Money Grubbin' *** F**kers.
Is it really all that positive?
Honesty is key to a healthy relationship.
Well damn.
About 9-10 years.
Thankfully there hasn't been many.
Been "up" with it?
FIRST ON LIVE, BABY!!!
Into pieces...
Lessons never learned.
A level below crap, utter crap.
Preach on, preach on.
Not really my pile of Xbox Games.
Not really my Xbox 360.
Why you no play Halo CE?
Microsoft could have at least taken you to dinner
Ballsacks.
Only on this one condition.
This game is terrible.
Nobody wants this.
Should we?
One poorly designed console at a time.
This is 23 gigs.
Should we have to?
Play Me.
Pay to play.
Change.
Legacy Status.
One to replace them all.
Xbox 1080 comes complete with a frying pan.
8 Years later has a 750 GB HDD.
Motion sensing wanking.
Cult of Trending Crap.
Check out the Xbox One.
Where you can do anything but play games.
Suck it Apple.
Bye.
Goodluck Xbox One.