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THIS IS FOR ALL MY LADIES OUT THERE WHO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THEIR GAS
WE'RE AT A PARTY I'M FEELING FARTY
SO I SAY I NEED TO MAKE A PHONE CALL
I LOOK AROUND AND WITHOUT A SOUND
I QUIETLY FART ON THE WALL
I THINK I'M IN THE CLEAR UNTIL YOU APPEAR
THERE'S NO WHERE FOR ME TO HIDE
YOU SAY WHAT'S THAT SMELL IT STINKS LIKE HELL
AS IF A SMALL ANIMAL JUST DIED....
ROTTEN GAS OOOH OOH OH OOOOH OH
SMELLS LIKE *** OOOH OOH OHOOOH
I THINK I FARTED (ON A WALL)
I THINK I FARTED (ON A WALL)
I THINK I FARTED (ON A WALL)
I THINK I FARTED
YOU'RE FAST ASLEEP WHEN I FEEL ONE CREEP
I TRY TO KEEP IT INSIDE THE BED
LIKE A GOOD WINE THAT AGES WITH TIME
IT'S ROTTEN AND IT'S STARTIN' TO SPREAD
YOU WAKE UP IN FEAR THAT A FIRE IS NEAR
FROM THE SMELL OF MY OWN DUTCH OVEN
WITH NO ONE ELSE TO FRAME I TAKE THE BLAME
YOU CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S BEEN ME THE WHOLE TIME
ROTTEN GAS OOOH OOH OH OOOOH OH
SMELLS LIKE *** OOOH OOH OHHOOOH
I THINK I FARTED (IN THE BED)
I THINK I FARTED (IN THE BED)
I THINK I FARTED (IN THE BED)
I THINK I FARTED
ON THE COUCH ON THE WALL ON THE TABLE ON THE FLOOR
BEWARE OF MY STENCH IT'S ROTTEN TO THE CORE
I'M A LADY ON THE STREET BUT I'LL SMOKE UP THE BED
JUST ONE QUICK WHIFF AND YOU'LL WIND UP DEAD
NO MATTER HOW HARD I PRAY
MY GAS WON'T GO AWAY
I KNOW THAT IT'S NOT OKAY
BUT PLEASE PLEASE DON'T SAY GOODBYE
I KNOW THAT MOST GIRLS TRY
TO KEEP THEIR FLATULANCE INSIDE
BUT I CAN'T LIE
I NEED A MAN
WHO KNOWS I PASS/ A LOT OF GASS
THAT SMELLS LIKE ***
AND IT'S HERE TO LAST FOR INFINITY AND BEYOND
ROTTEN GAS OOOH OOH OH OOOOH OH
SMELLS LIKE *** OOOH OOH OHHOOOH
I THINK I FARTED (ON WALL)
I THINK I FARTED (IN THE BED)
I THINK I FARTED (ON TV)
ROTTEN GAS OOOH OOH OH OOOOH OH
SMELLS LIKE *** OOOH OOH OHHOOOH
I THINK I FARTED (ON CAT)
I THINK I FARTED (ON MY CAT)
I THINK I FARTED (ON PHOTO OF MITT ROMNEY�