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Beneath the school lurks a demented and disfigured subhuman
Covered in his own filth
Can you believe he was once a normal teacher?
This is Weird Science
Adam was just an average teacher
Of an average height
And average intelligence
Teaching average students
Average lessons
Yeah, so we're going to be doing, um, some pretty cool experiments
Well, I don't know, that's close enough
Oh no! Can you put that...
Oh jeez.
Some fire here
And let's watch the magic
He liked to drink coffee
And ride the subway to work
Everything was going normally for Adam
Until one day when a disfiguring accident left him
unemployable
Do do do, do do do
Bo puh do. Ah!
Oh, no!
Ah!
Now, I know you've been doing an average job around here but
Mr. Farrell, frankly, you're just too hideous
I mean every page in the brochure
with you in it is basically ruined.
It actually makes me shiver just thinking about it.
Are you contagious?
It's not contagious
Adam was banished to the school basement
where he gradually descended into madness
Days turned into weeks
Until eventually all conception of time was lost
There was only nothingness
But, with every tragedy
comes opportunity.
One day Adam found something
magical
Wow these animals can talk
My name's Mr. Farrell. I teach Science
Would you like to be my new students?
Great!
I'm going to be using acetic acid
Also known as vinegar
And some baking powder, sodium bicarbonate
Together they're going to combine and do a chemical reaction
to make a gas called carbon dioxide
So I'm gonna use this graduated cylinder
to accurately measure four milliliters
This is exactly four milliliters
What do you think's coming out of the tube?
That's right, Squido, it's the carbon dioxide gas
Okay, looks like I captured some carbon dioxide gas
44 milliliters
Does anyone have any ideas how I can show that it's carbon dioxide?
Gonna go ahead and light this candle
Whoa, did you see that, Squido?
Wow
Now that's good Science!
And that's how Adam changed from just an average teacher
into an extraordinary one.
Hello to the camera