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would you believe it! now it's happening to us!
A thief !! in our building!!
You know what?! take a few days off and stay home.
or maybe get a dog and tie it in front of our apartment!!
or maybe hire a doorman!! it's the best solution!
or maybe.....
No maybes!! if it was up to you, it would cost me like hell.
In that case, robbery is a better option! No maybes!! if it was up to you, it would cost me like hell.
In that case, robbery is a better option!
Really!! Do you think someone will rob our apartment while i'm here !!??
i know hon! Really!! Do you think someone will rob our apartment while i'm here !!??
i know hon!
You know what!! In case comes a burgler when you're home alone..
I'll give my friend's husband Slim's phone number. He'll come to your rescue in less that 5'. where's my phone??
WHAT?!!? drop that phone!!
You look up to this so called Slim!!
You know if i DO catch so much as a burglar's shadow!! I'LL.....
SHHHH!! Do you hear that noise??!!
What??!!
There's someone walking by our front door.
-There's no one. -YES there is!!!
***!! i spent my childhood reading Sherlock Holmes' books. I read them all and was pretty good at guessing!
Ok ok then explane it to me 'cause all i used to read is Bridget Jones' diaries.
There you go!! Whan did the first robbery occur?
Wednesday.
When??
5:15 PM
Good!! 8 days later, what happened?
Another robbery.
Second storey at 15:15 PM.
8 days later, there's another robbery in the same building at 9:15 pm.
Right babe!!
Ok. 8+8 and then we add 9..
And we divide by 4!
We divide by 4? r u sure?
Sure!!
You're right!! we divide by 4. Was the elevator working??
No!! That day, it wasn't!!
okey!! Did we or did we not pay the electric bill this week?
You DID honey !
Oh yeah i did and i waited in line forever! Then...
What does that mean?
Wait! i'll tell you!! 8+8+8+5, elevator workin' and we payed the bill..So...
Done!! I found it!! The next robbery is gonna be on Saturday, on the sixth floor, at 7:15 pm!
Honey!!!
exactly!!
6th floor? exactly!!
6th floor?
YES!!
And now it's 7:14 pm
That means WE are the ones getting robbed tonight!!
Ohhh!!! We're on the sixth floor!!
Oh!!! Honeyy!! I'm scared to death!!
It's 7:15 pm!!
Go get the door!!
What???? Are you kiddin' me??
So!! What are we goin' to do now??
You know what!! You should go to our bedroom...
And if you hear something don't intervene!! I'll handle it!
Hello!! It's pizza delivery! apartment 27 ???
Pizza??
Allo Pizza (brand name)
Great!! Very convincing disguise!
Mmmm! why are you late?
You came early for the other apartments!
I'm sorry, *** happens, I had my motorbike taken to the police impound.
Motorbike impounded !?! Well!! And you work afternoons??
Of course! We have a 24 hour service.
24 hour service?! that means you work nights too!!
Yeah, we have a night shift crew!
Very well then!! what do we have here?
Lasagna, French fries and pizza.
A pizza too ??
Yeah
Mmmh !! Ok!
Here you go! Can i get paid?
Like right now??
I'm kind of in a hurry!
I'm gonna pay you in egyptian style!!
Could you angle your face? just like that please!
what is it?
If you don't mind of course. Do you?
No If you don't mind of course. Do you?
No
That doesn't bother you! then just look that way!
A little bit up!! That doesn't bother you! then just look that way!
A little bit up!!
What do i see right here crawling!! Don't move!! i'll kill it for u!!
Get in there!! Get in there!!
(singin') Tear gas !! Tear gas at home!! How practical that is!! x2
Do you consider that a hairdo?? you guys are makin' it harder for the rest of us!!
Honey!!! come, come!I caught the mother f***er!!! how good is that!! Do you consider that a hairdo?? you guys are makin' it harder for the rest of us!!
Honey!!! come, come!I caught the mother f***er!!! how good is that!!
oww honey!! i knew you were man enough to do it! You'll see, everyone is gonna be so grateful!
Did you get it on tape??
yeah!! i zoomed in!! great shot of your face!!
Good! yeah!! i zoomed in!! great shot of your face!!
Good!
did he confess or not?
He will!!! Get me a screwdriver, a pair of scissors, and a wet towel!! I'll handle him!
And i called the cops too!
Spray some teargas here!!
Here ??
Right there!! until he regrets what he did!!
well done!
Traitor!! Leftovers of the fallen government!! remains of theft and aggression!!
Hey hon!! do you want pizza?
When did it come? i just ordered it!!
what?? you did order pizza???
Yeah!! i did!!Do you think i'm in the mood for cooking!!? I ordered pizza for you and lasagna plus French fries for me !
God!! Don't tell it's the delivery guy!!!!
Impossible!!! We're so sorry dude!!!
Honey! Untie the man!! So sorry again!!
I'm gonna SUE!!!
Please don't!
Sue us?? why? Please forgive us. you know how things are with all that's happening. we got confused.
We got confused dude!
I'm gonna call the cops!
COPS? Over some teargas!?
See!!!
Honey! give him some pizza!
See!! it doesn't hurt!! no biggy!!
i don't want pizza!!
you don't?
i'll sue! mark my words!
Again with the lawsuit??
yeahhh
Are you sure about that?
YEAH!
Give it more thought!!
I'm gonna sue!!
sue??
Well then!!!
well done!! now you can rightfully sue us !!
I'm GONNA SUE you!! I'm gonna SUE!!
enough now!!
No no!! not enough!!
They don't realize how good a guard i am!!
If i could catch as little as a thief's shadow!! He'll have to deal with me!!
Come here you!! Where do you think you're goin'? Do you live here?
I live here.
You live here !! ? why don't i know you?
It has been a month since you moved here! how would you know me?
you're pickin' on me?? very bold of you!!
Go ahead!! I'll deal with you later!!
problems come when you expect them the least !!
Madam!! Wait a minute please!
Excuse me! Could i give you a hand?
No thank you! i'm just headed to the second floor!!
Thanks again
'Just the second floor'!! I wish i was living there right now!
Wait guys!! Where to
sixth floor!!
6th floor?
Yeah
Go ahead!! Wait a second!!I live on the sixth floor!
So you can take that to the 27th apartment for me?
Okey then! I will!!
Now i'm a go-between!!!!Very well then!!
Madam!! You're welcome!!
Listen!! You can't carry all that by yourself! Let me help!
I'd really like that!
Good!! Give me that!
My car is right there!
Give me that bag too!
thanks
Put it here!!
Thanks madam! I'll follow you!
That's how the job is done!! I'lll follow you! (whispers)
And follow you some more! (chuckles)
Yes yes!! I see!!
Reallly????
What a nightmare!
Yeah!! I'll tell him!! thanks for everything. If there's an update, i'll call you!
It's weird!! Really weird!! Despite guardin' the building, there has been a robbery today!!
WHAT?
Yeah!
Impossible!!! that can't be!!
No!! They're pretty sure about it! And they're suspecting a hotty to be the thief!!
Every time they see her, someone is robbed!
A hotty??
Yeah!! what's most chocking is that she does it during the day without anyone noticing
If they do notice, they couldn't do anything.. (whispers)
What hon? If they do notice, they couldn't do anything.. (whispers)
What hon?
Nothing!!
Weird!! I just want to know who's the idiot doing the guarding shift!!
They said he even helped her carry the bags!!!
She must have shared the treat with him!! For sure!
She gave him nothing! (mumbles)
What?
I'm just talkin' to myself! sorry babe!
I'm sorry for his wife!! Poor thing! She thinks she got a man but the idiot can't even guard the building!!
Incredible!!
Who's calling?
Hello! Yeah !! i heard! He heard too!
You want to talk to him? okey
Hello!! Yeah yeah i heard you were robbed!! So what!!
What? yeah yeah i know! the guardian can't do it all alone!!
Up the roof, The garage! I can't control it all!!
Everything is out in the open!! what about you!!! you didn't notice anything!!
What!! Yeah i was the one in charge!! and i carried the bags!!
Where were you?? hein??!!
Give me the damn phone!! You were the one doing the shift!!
I AM the idiot then!! God!! This husband is killing me!!!