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"I used to love her..."
"...but I had to kill her."
"I used to love her..."
"...but I had to kill her!"
"I had to put her..."
"...6 feet under."
"And I can still hear her complain!"
[Yawn]
Shinichi: It's been an entire episode since I've shrunk
and I still haven't found those goons.
But what else can I expect from the king of fail?
Oh my God, it's Miley Cyrus!!!
I LOVE YOU!!!
Shinichi: Heh, how sad.
A crush on an over-hyped teen pop star.
[Kids reciting multiples of one]
I've gone from calculus to multiples of one...
[Beep]
Conan: What am I gonna do proffessor?
At this rate, I'll go over 500 episodes
And I still won't be able to catch the men in black!
Prof. Agasa: Oh, I almost forgot!
I made you zis bowtie!
It will emulate ANY voice!
Let me see that!
Tay Zonday's voice: Chocolate Rain!
Oh joy... Tay Zonday...
Shinichi: Oh HELL YEAH I'm gonna have fun with this!
Alright, that's where Conan lives...
We'll force him to be our friend
even if we have to tie him up and torture him to do it!
Yoko Ono: "...long long story to tell"
"And I can only show you my hell."
Beat it, we're closed.
But... but I need help.
And why should I help you?
W-well, I'll get you tickets to the Miley Cyrus concert.
[Road runner sound]
[smoothly] Then miss, I will help in any way that I can.
Moron!
Wait, you're WHO!?!
The famous Yoko Ono impersonater!?
Yes, and there's this man stalking me
He takes voyeuristic pictures of me and sends me copies
and when he calls up, I hear...
heavy breathing.
Ah, so you want me to beat him up, huh?
No, no. Just... find him and put him in jail.
Who the hell are you?
I'm Mr. Yamagishi: Yoko's Manager.
Okay fine, whatever.
Just sign this crap that's saying once this case is solved,
You'll get me those tickets.
ALRIGHT, LET'S GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!
Ran: Can we come too?
We'd love to hang out with an idol for a day
Conan: Speak for yourself Ran!
Fine whatever!
Okay, let's go in
Ahh a body!
Ahh!
Ran: Gasp Yamagishi: Ahh!
Cool
All 3: Ahh, we're falling!
Are you all okay?
Heh, what wimps.
Megure: Okay so you open the door and somebody's dead, huh?
Yoko: Y-yes
Megure: Any witnesses?
Just me inspector!
I'm in this for the Miley Cyrus tickets!
Megure: [thinking] What a ***.
There's water all over the floor
and this chair's the only thing standing.
And it's so hot in here, why is that!
Uh, heh heh heh.
Shut up you dumb ***!
Nice try kid!
So have you boys determined the cause of death yet?
Well let's see, there's a huge knife in his back
OH I WONDER. PERHAPS HE DROWNED!!!
Megure: [thinking] ***.
Hey inspector!
I found something under the couch!
Kogoro: [beep] off!
Shinichi: I hate being a kid again.
Oh yeah! I have a bowtie that can emulate voices!
Time for a little fun!
[breathing]
Darth Vader voice: Inspector... join us, on the dark side.
We have COOKIES! They're under this couch!
Yay!
Hey, there's no cookies, just some stupid evidence.
Hey, that's one of Yuko's!
Who?
My rival... and a girl with a name that sounds a bit too much like mine.
Well there you have it, the killer is Yuko.
GO GET HER!!!
....yeah. What he said.
Chain smoker voice: You gotta be kidding me!
You dragged me in here because my rival killed somebody?
You ***!
Then what was your earring doing here, hmm?
Ask Yoko.
She's the kepto after all.
Umm... isn't that you?
I gotta take a ***!
Shinichi: From behind they look the same.
And how did she know where the bathroom was?
Hey pops, I just noticed something.
If you don't shut up, I'm gonna kick your-
AHHH!
I'M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU LITTLE [beep]
Yuko: You know what? I need a smoke and a beer!
Shinichi: Ah hah!
Now I need to say something like a kid to tip these guys off!
I LIKE FIRE!
Wait, how do you switch it on?
That is odd...
you shouldn't know how to use it if you weren't here before.
Okay fine, I'll admit it...
I came in here to rob the place.
But some weird guy followed me in here.
But using my super awesome ninja skills, I fought him off!
And then you stabbed him.
I'm a wanna-be star! I dunno how to use a knife!
Cop: Sir, we've figured out who the victim is.
Akiyoshi Fujie. Graduated from Konan High.
"Konan High?"
Conan: Don't look at me!
That was Yoko's highschool.
I-I remember him!
He was my boyfriend.
So you killed him to break up with him, huh?
No, actually. He dumped me.
For somebody who puts out.
[Wolf Whistle]
Hmm, maybe there's something I missed
Ooo, a dent on the floor.
Ugh, I feel like I got hit by a train.
Were we drinking again?
Nah, you just fainted like a pansy!
I'm hungry!
[beep] off!
MAN I'M BORED!
OW!
Ugh.
Shinichi: Wow, how convenient.
Now what was that setting again?
Ayumi's voice: I know who did it!
Shinichi: Whoops
Kogoro's voice: I mean... I know who did it.
Really?
This wasn't a killing. It was a suicide.
Bull[beep]!
Allow me to explain: You see, Mr. Fujie-
Ran: Anybody know his mouth isn't moving?
Uh, I'm practicing my ventriliquism
Ran: But you're afraid of-
Anyway Mr. Fujie was depressed and wanted to die.
And because he couldn't get Yoko to sleep with him
He figured he'd frame her for ***.
How?
He jumped of a chair and landed on a block of ice with a knife sticking out.
That's why it's so [beep]ing hot in here.
Megure: But wait, he landed on his stomach.
He probably just flopped over, or something.
But-
DO NOT DOUBT MY SUPER SLEUTH SKILLS!!!
Cop: He's right sir.
Look at his journal, it's full of emo-ness!
Holy crap, he's right!
[sniff sniff] I miss Shinichi.
[Phone rings]
Mori Detective-
Shinichi: Hey Ran, it's me, Shinichi!
Where are you?
I'm really far away and I won't be back 'til near the end of season 2!
Wait, what?
And then I'll misteriously dissapear again.
Talk about spoilers.
[captions by martialmichael126]
NEXT CONAN'S USELESS HINT!
Monkeys!