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Hey, I'm Nathan.
And I'm Tom.
And I'm Bun Scrut and today I'm taking my son Tom to buy his first car.
This is car salesmen trolling.
SALESMAN: How are ya? Hey, nice to meet you.
BUN SCRUT: Hey we wanna... TOM: Um, that's my dad, I'm Tom.
Tom? Umm, Bun Scrut.
Uh sorry? Bun.
Bun? Okay too easy, how can I help?
So like, what RPM does it go up to?
What do you mean RPM?
TOM: Like, revs per mile?
Ahh, is it 50?
It is 50 Plus Stamp Duty, G'day mate how are ya going?
Hey, Nathan.
So, is this an automatic or a diesel?
Automatic diesel.
Automatic, okay and a diesel? Both? I've never seen that.
Yeah yeah, definitely the Rev gauge goes up to 8000 RPM.
So, do you have to use all of them? or...
No no.
Is there some sort of rebate system? Coz i'll only ever use 4000, max.
Yeah, if you don't use them you get your money back.
SALESMAN: What?
TOM: Is there a system where you can do that? SALESMAN: What are you talking about?
BUN SCRUT: Yeah, course there is!! SALESMAN: What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
RPM's has nothing to do with that. TOM: Really?
SALESMAN: Nup.
RPM's is how many times the engine's turned over, in a minute.
In a minute, yeah.
It could turn over 1000 times, it could be 10,000 times, what does it mean?
But is it V8, so is that 8 times a minute?
Ah well like, I was, been looking around but my dad, he's over here um, he wants...
SALESMAN: This is all either all sold cars
or not-for-sale ones, over this side. TOM: Oh right, okay.
You guys were down at the Magna before is that what you were looking at?
Yeah he wants me to get a Magna. Hey dad!... Come here.
What?
So is this one tiptronic or electronic? It is tiptronic mate.
We wanna get the Lancer, ahh... Magna. TOM: It's already sold.
BUN SCRUT: Sold? TOM: Yeah... all these cars here are sold
or not-for-sale.
*** SALESMAN: Yeahheheheheh
Everything sorta through here around is, so... BUN: Why hasn't it got a sold sign on it then?
Ahh the Magna down the end there? It's been wholesaled.
So they sold the whole car?
Rev.. The Rev limiter? TOM: Yeah like, was it, can you have... huh
I'm not big on cars but I know about RPM's and a few other things.
*** me.
I wonder how much RAM this has.
If you... we probably wouldn't do more than 4000 RPM's, like does that mean that...
...we can save the other, like if it does 8000 can we save the other
4000 for later in case we need to use them in an emergency?
Yeah, you can drive it on 1000RPM all the time.
Can we buy a model without 8000? Can we just buy a model that has 4000 set.
NATHAN: Nah, you wanna get the others incase that the other ones fail.
TOM: Oh like emergency RPM. NATHAN: Yeah.
I don't know what you guys are talking about. NATHAN: What do you mean?
I don't know what you guys are talking about, RPM's is a completely different thing mate.
TOM: Is it? Isn't it similar to like the...
SALESMAN: Nah! What are you guys talking about!? Hehehe
And they're a 1.7L diesel. TOM: Right.
With petrol being the 2L. So it's got a 1.7L tank in it?
That's right, yeah.
So... coz my old car had a 70 Litre tank but this is only 1.7
15,000kms or a year you gotta change the oil.
Really! It lasts that long? That's hell good. I used to have to fill up my car every week.
TOM: Awesome yeah. SALESMAN: No, no no.
Our last car was like: Once a week. Fill it up.
Um, What's the battery life like on this? How many... would you get a full day out of the battery, or more?
It's not a phone mate.
We're expecting more in next week. Oh right, okay.
So it's got a few of the things on the back a few of the colours...
...what the premium includes, the glass roof...
**** I can't afford this, I only got 2 grand... I'm just trying to impress him*
Can we get like a rear camera, uh for reverse parking?
Uhh there's rear sensors on it.
How many megapixels on those sensors?
It's not a camera.
It is what it is, it's a 5-speed manual... uhhhh
Is that tiptronic or electronic? It's just manual. Manual gears.
Oh i don't have a... I don't even have a manual license.
Has it got... does it have an air conditioner?
Yep, dual air conditioner.
Coz like, we've only got 50 grand so like, is there any way we can have that removed to save more fuel?
Switch it off mate.
What about this one? That one's a *** car.
I'll get you the *** car salesman. Yeah can we speak to the *** car salesman?