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Okay, so that's the end of the presentation.
Thank you all for watching, and congratulations once again.
Welcome to Davis, and if you have any questions at all,
please feel free to ask any of the med students.
So, in your honest opinion
what’s med school like?
It's ... well you know… it’s…
Med school is really like ...
Written in these syllabi are so many things that I can't explain.
I leave my books open, but my head’s been empty for days.
I found out in the morning that we have another mandatory class.
It seems to me that with each block these quizzes are harder to pass.
And I will study, study tonight.
Med Ed is kind of scary at night.
I think that I’ll need some more caffeine
to get me through this week.
The story of my life
I take a quiz. I study some more
And take another quiz.
When will it end?
The story of my life. I'm losing hope.
I'm so damn tired. And I am broke. I cry.
The story of my life.
Do you have any gunners in your class? Do you get along with everyone?
Well...
A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly
and is also known as a gunner,
always talkin' 'bout what he got on every single quiz.
He's all like, “Yes, give me your study guides.
No, I don't wanna give you mine.
And no, I don't wanna join your interest group
‘cause it's a waste of my time.”
No, I don't want no scrubs. A scrub is a guy don't need small group with me,
hanging by professor's side,
can't swallow his pride.
trying to show up me.
I don't want no scrubs.
A scrub is a guy who only likes to study
with his First Aid at night, trying to prove he's right,
Firecrackin for Step 3.
I don't want no scrubs. A scrub is a guy who only likes to study
with his First Aid at night, trying to prove he's right,
Firecrackin for Step 3.
I heard there’s a quiz every two weeks. What's that like?
Uhhh....
UCD
School of Medicine
MS 1
Okay. Ain't nobody flunkin' on this
Quiz, Quiz, Quiz, Quiz.
At least, that's the plan, but we ain't thunk about the
Quiz, Quiz, Quiz, Quiz, Quiz.
As I look around, we ain't worried ‘bout the quiz,
Quiz, Quiz, Quiz, Quiz.
But these number one gunners, man, they want the, they want the, they want the…
Now I’m thinkin’ phys, thinkin’ anatomy Thinkin’ histo, pharm, immuno, & ENRG.
I ain’t talking joules, but check my EKG. Tryin’ not to afib, heard an s3.
You know P equal MD. That ain’t physics, but I’m feelin’ mass defect on hippocampus.
I’d rather *** these books through my head, telekinetic.
Just finished clinic, plus, I got a home visit. What about my quizzes?
The class I didn’t finish?
The class where I was facebookin’ when I was up in it?
Sakai crashed 525 minutes.
Now, the whole class just getting down to handle bidness. Went through
50 classes. I just wanna pass. Anion gaps, what kinda talk is that?
But my serratus, thoracic is so long, if you look at my fist,
looks like it’s cockin back, Knockin out this quiz,
Quiz, Quiz, Quiz, Quiz,
At least, that's the plan, but we ain't thunk about the quiz,
Quiz, Quiz, Quiz, Quiz
As I look around, we ain't worried about a quiz,
Quiz, Quiz, Quiz, Quiz.
But these number one gunners, man, they want the, they want the, they want the…
I tell my mad thoughts do whatever I saaay, but then my mind starts, Quiz is in one daaay!
Its grind day! From lecture to next lecture, I’ll be up all night. K, I need a Kegger.
Yup, I’m just tryna get that P man, so nervous I might P man.
Dr. Servis I might see man.
Psych exam….what I’m sayin? I’m trippin kid. Doctoring, I’m skipping it, skiiiiiip.
Pullin open them study guides, smashin through them santa slides,
passin, I can’t fantasize.
E. coli? Macrolide, T4? Iodide, IgE for parasite.
Need more, time please.
Just to give my twin mind peace. Gotta please him.
My soft test uploaded.
Deb got me a soda.
People askin’ me how I did, but I can't avoid them.
Doctoring’s recorded, so I’m thinking of my choices:
D’veres or LowBrau. Either way, I can't afford it.
You know ‘em gunners study right after a quiz,
Preview the slides, read the text and syllabus.
I’d rather watch shady shows on Netflix.
I know Dr. Sousa gon’ kill me, but check this.
Blame my college habits, updating my status,
Taggin anybody like antibodies from rabbits.
On Monday night, party like its Friday.
Wake up late for TBL,
but at least I signed in.
Deep depression when my score’s released
And we got 50,000 more of these.
But I’ve seen Arnold and Moses for so long
that if you look at my grades, I did their worksheets.
Speakin of this Quiz, Quiz, Quiz