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Where are the photos from Italy? Ah, they're at mom's!
We should go south.
We need one of those flashlights with a crank on it.
Do we have a space blanket?
We have word that buses expect to make at least 2 more trips to the safe zone.
George, I'm going to take out the garbage.
Forget about the garbage, honey. It doesn't matter anymore.
Why are you taking your bag with you to take out the trash?
It's not my bag. I'm going to throw it out.
Honey, we've got to pack. We have to leave like yesterday.
I'm ready for a fresh start, so it's okay.
I'll be right back.
Hey!
- Where are you going? - I think we should see other people.
What? Now? The world is about to blow up and you want to see other people?
I want to break up.
I'm sorry. I'm in love with someone else. His name is Alberto, and he's from Italy.
Who is he? Where did you meet him? What does he have that I don't have?
Good bye, George.
We have, well, breaking news. If there is still such a thing.
There's been an adjustment in the epicenter calculations.
We knew this was a possibility.
As it gets closer, predictions will get more accurate.
Previously, the projected epicenter was a few miles north west of Cincinnati, Ohio.
The revised epicenter...
The revised epicenter puts it on the eastern seaboard.
15 miles south of Manhattan, with an error percentage of .9.
So whereas before New York city was a borderline zone, it is now...
Well, if you're still in the city, it will now take...
Well, it's no longer possible to reach a safe area before impact.
With the 7 hours window necessary to evacuate
and only a little over 4 left, well...
the fate of our great city
and all the souls here, has been decided.
Has it has been for New York state.
Vermont, Connecticut,
Massachusetts...
I mean look, at the damn map, it's pretty obvious, isn't it?
- Georgie, you there? - Yeah.
Though break, man. Sorry to hear about that.
- You're in Hoboken, you're dead too. - Yeah.
- So, what's new? - Cindy left me.
When?
- Literally 60 secs ago. - You know I never liked her?
- Yeah, thanks. - You can do better.
No, I can't do better, ***. Don't you see what this means?
I'm gonna die alone! Utterly, utterly alone.
I'm gonna die alone in this apartment.
- Georgie... - This over priced hive
of bad memories.
Dude, Georgie!
You got to get a grip, man!
George, what are you...
George, this is it.
This is the time, man! To go out in style!
I'm gonna eat Cool Ranch Doritos with chocolate milk and watch The Never Ending Story.
You got four hours to live. Enjoy yourself.
- I think I'm gonna go cry now. - Okay, man.
Hey, Pete, wait.
I love you, you got that?
I love you too, Georgie.
- Bye Pete. - Bye.
Cupcakes.
- Get off me! - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Oh my God, I'm so sorry. I have to go to my friend...
Stop! Stop! Look at yourself! What are you doing?
I just told you. I'm trying to get down the street to my friend's apartment...
Sorry I asked.
Her cat is on special foods...
Shut up! Shut up. It doesn't matter anymore, okay?
Look at yourself.
Look at these people. It's over. It's pointless.
- Dude, we're all dead already. - Get off!
You're dead too.
It is over.
Whatever pointless lose-end you're trying to tie up
so you feel like things ended well for you...
You probably lied to yourself your whole life, so why stop now?
Maybe I should run too. Just run like a lunatic.
Till the very end. So I don't have to think about how small my life was.
Was your life small?
Did it matter to anyone else? Are you even asking yourself that?
Can I have this?
Hey!
What about your friend's cat? Wait.
I don't want to be alone.
Do you...
You want to spend the rest of your life with me?
Yes.
That's not much, but...
Put your stuff anywhere.
- Okay. Ready? - Ready.
Cheers!
That was great.
Did you read this article about Sergio Valentino the underwater flutist?
- Not yet. - Nah, it's okay.
- What? - Nothing.
What?
No, forget it, forget it.
- Seriously, tell me. What? - No, it's stupid forget it.
All right, tell me!
- It needs tarragon. - No, it doesn't.
- No stop! You're ruining it! Stop! - It'll make it better.
No it's not gonna make it better. Nothing in the world need that much tarragon.
My wife, she's in California right now, so,
I guess you win honey, congratulations. I hope you happy about that.
I bet you wish you took the kids this weekend like I asked, huh?!
- Chicken's tender. - Yeah.
It did not need tarragon.
You know, I have this amazing book, I should lend you.
It's about this guy who planted a farm in his back yard.
How long was it gonna take me to read it?
Smarty-pants.
Oh, there.
Oh, there.
Uh, no, not that.
Oh, that! Oh, my God!
It's too early.
Okay, now watch.
Just now.
- It's in your right hand. - Hold on. I do the trick.
- Okay. - Then you guess which hand it's in.
- Hum, right hand. - Okay. Damn it!
- My grand father taught me the trick... - To the victor, the spoils.
- What did your grandpa teach you? - Well, I'm missing like a critical...
That's actually more impressive.
What's that behind you ear?
No, no, I said nimble. Your hands are as nimble as an orangutan.
I didn't say you have monkey hands.
Come on, come on. Take the compliment. Don't be like that.
I just had to hold his hand for like one last time.
- Did he ever explained? - No, never.
And the thing is he didn't even know that my mom knew, you know.
- Why do you think he told you? - I don't know.
Do you think he expected you to tell her?
- Probably. - Did you?
Let me try to get you. Okay?
- That's a double. - You ready?
Nope. No, no.
You're so good at it.
- I can't, I can't. - It's getting there.
What's your favorite song?
- What? - Your favorite song, what is it?
Beatles, A Day In The Life.
- Bangles, Eternal Flame. - What?
I usually tell people it's a Joan Baez song, but...
Do you want to know my name?
Heart, Magic Man, actually.