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- Nikki, Darling!
- Yes, Darling!
- Tell these good people what we're making today!
- We're making a Sexy Ocean Sunset.
- [Man] That's right, look at the color scheme on this.
You got a whole lot of stuff going on here.
Let us make this drink!
***.
- [Nikki] ***.
- [Man] So pour it into this glass.
I'll tell you when to stop.
- [Nikki] All right.
- Little more.
Stop.
Blue Curacao.
Okay then, very slow cuz you can drip this in, okay?
- [Nikki] Okay.
- Go ahead, now.
All right, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Raspberry liqueur, sorry.
Okay, cuz you're just doing a little bit,
oh I like that drip, that's a nice drip.
Stop right there, right there, right there.
Let it settle.
- [Nikki] That's pretty.
- All right, beautiful.
- [Nikki] Looks like a sexy ocean.
- [Man] A sexy ocean!
- [Nikki] It looks like when a squid gets scared.
- [Man] So basically it looks like a squid
took a crap in the *** water.
- [Nikki] And now it's a sexy ocean!
- I can tell you when to stop.
Go on.
- [Nikki] Cuz you don't want to put a thing on it?
- [Man] Right, now if we want a thing on it
it might come fast, you see?
- [Nikki] Oh.
- [Man] Cuz you don't want the whole thing to turn red.
- [Nikki] That sexy deal like a sunset over the ocean.
- Tell you what, you try it, there you have it today.
- What?
- Go ahead.
Present the drink.
- Okay.
And there you have it!
- Would you just raise your voice a little bit.
What about the passion, okay?
What about the love of craft?
- Okay, okay, let me get into the--
Okay, I'm Skyy John, I'm Skyy John.
- Exactly.
- Wait, wait, I think it's this, I need these.
- Okay, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead!
- You ready?
- I got a spare just in case cuz sometimes I like to--
- AND THERE YOU HAVE IT!
The Sexy Ocean Sunset!
- You kind of scared me!
I was a little scared!
- I got it, it's the glasses!
- I might have wet my pants a little bit!
- That wouldn't be the first time.
Let's be honest.
- I don't know if I should tell you this now, right.
Okay, so I'm in a movie, okay?
- Are you gonna tell me a wet your pants story?
- With a girl, okay she's my girlfriend, though.
- Oh my God.
- All right?
I forgot what we were watching, something hot,
like one of them hit movies, right?
And there's a good part--
- So you got a pee ***?
- No, I got to pee, but I don't want
to go to the bathroom, right.
So I say you know what I'm gonna do,
I'll just pee in my cup, okay?
- What?
- Yeah!
- Skyy John!
- So, I'm sitting at this awkward angle
trying to pee in the cup, right?
The majority went in, right,
but about 20 percent missed the target!
- Oh my God!
- So I might have left my underwear soaked,
but hey, you don't know until you try!
Okay.
- And then you tried to kiss her?
- No, no, she was pissed, she was pissed, right,
she was pissed that I did that.
But you know when you been dating
a girl for a little while ...
- She got pissed that you pissed.
- Yeah, she knows my personality.
Go ahead, Nikki!
So basically, you drop this.
- I drop this?
- Right, right.
- And then chug it.
You know I can't chug.
- This will be a lot of liquid, but give it a shot.
- Okay, I will give it a shot.
(laughter)
All right.
I don't want to break the glass.
- It ain't gonna break, you can go high,
that's a thick glass.
- Go a little bit high, drop it.
No rush, take your time, breathe in, breathe out.
Go ahead, Daniel said.
Well then?
- I don't taste any ***.
- You don't taste any ***?
- No.
- But they're there.
- And now I got to go to an audition.
- I'm gonna be drunk!
- Yeah, I know it's there
because I poured the whole shot of ***.
But, no ***.
- So basically it was just sweet.
- Yeah, it tasted like a fruit punch.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Mostly the orange juice like masks everything.
- So, orange juice and the grenadine
create this like fruit punch flavor,
but the *** are there.
- The *** was there, I mean I saw it.
- It's a nice little colorful drink.
- Oh now I feel it.
Yeah, I got it now.
Yeah, I feel it now!
- Did you pee anywhere outdoors?
- Okay yes, I do have a pee story.
I live in Santa Barbara,
but I would still go audition in Los Angeles.
It was about a two hour drive.
And I would do this like three to five days a week,
usually like three days a week.
And one time the traffic was so bad,
I was stuck in traffic for like three hours
and by hour two I had to pee so bad
it was like the kind where your seat belt hurt,
like everything hurts, it hurt really bad.
I couldn't move cuz I had to pee so bad,
my bladder was so full.
So I got off the nearest exit,
I couldn't find a bathroom anywhere, and I was gonna die.
I was going to die!
So, I pulled over to a neighborhood
and there were like people walking their dogs
and stuff but I had to go
like right that second, right then.
So I had this 40-ounce cup that I had coffee in,
and that's probably why I had to pee so bad
cuz I drank a 40-ounce thing of coffee,
so I took this cup and I tried to like pee in my car.
But I don't have the tool that you have,
so I had to kind of squat up in my car, like get over it,
and it was working, it was fine,
it was dripping a little bit outside
but then the cup filled up.
(laughter)
The cup filled all the way up,
so I like tried to stop the stream
to like pour it out and then keep going.
And while I was trying to stop and pour it out,
it went everywheres.
I'm disgusting.
It went all over, I was sitting on my sweatshirt, too,
so my sweatshirt was soaked in pee,
and this guy walking his dog was just like,
"What the ***, this is a nice neighborhood!"
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Action!
- [Voiceover] Go.
Cheers!
- Take it easy, okay, now.
Take it easy, take it easy.
Pace yourself, pace yourself, girl.