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Hi Duška!
Yes, this is my Serbian number.
How are you my dear?
Are you in Ćuprija (town)?
Great, I can't wait to hang out with you!
We're gonna tell everybody how great it is in Paris, hahaha!
Well, I'm good. I'm in the village.
Daki went to sleep. He worked all day in the orchard, he's quite tired, and it looks like he has a sunburn.
No, I'm still white like cheese. The only red thing on me are the mosquito bites. They're big like storks!
Yes, they are too many of them. Mosquitos, flies, wasps, hornets... and screw them all!
Daki is getting on my nerves a bit.
He says that I can't survive three days here, and that I'll want to go back to Jagodina. He says that I am a spoiled kid from the city.
Pffff, it's not true at all.
I have everything here, I eat fresh fruit and vegetable and I breath clean air.
Yes, it stinks a little, because of the cattle.
And those god damn mosquitos!
And Daki says I'm not a real housewife because I don't know how to take care of everything here.
He doesn't know what he's saying.
Really, what. Do I need a diploma to be a shepherd?
No, I never milked a cow. What about you my dear?
So, you see.
I can do it for sure.
Eh, you know what Duška?
I will wake up early tomorrow morning and then I will take care of all the chores while Daki is in the orchard. What do you think?
He will see, I can be a Doctor and a housewife.
Right.
Ok dear, I'm going to bed now. I have a lot to do tomorrow.
Ok, talk to you!
Kiss kiss, bye bye.
How to milk a cow.
There you go! Who says I can't do it.
Everything is explained here on Google.
It's as simple as that.
Good morning!
You'll see who is Snajka, you bunch of hillbillies!
Hi Sweety!
Where are you, in the orchard?
Come down from the hills. I prepared fresh gibanica [cheese pastry] for you
No, no, I did it!
You'll see how good it is. It melts in your mouth.
You'll see how I cleaned the yard.
Yeah, and I cut wood for the oven!
I swear!
And I fed the pigs, the cows, and the chickens!
I'm not kidding you, you'll see!
I'm a real housewife!
Yeah, I'm a Super Woman!
If at least you'd know how to type on a computer keyboard as fast as I can milk a cow...
Are you gonna be home quickly Daki?
Hurry up, I'm waiting for you.
But… honey?
Well… let me ask you something.
Can we sleep tonight in our apartment in Jagodina?
Well, yeah, it is indeed more comfortable.
And I wanna put some pics on Facebook and I need a fast Internet connection.
Honey, are you gonna take me out for dinner tonight?
Yeah… and we'll order a bottle of champagne?
OK, right, I can also drink rakija...
And after we'll go to a nightclub!
Hurray!
And tomorrow we'll go to the Waterpark?
Oh no, I don't wanna go to the zoo. I saw enough animals today!
What do I need a zoo for, when I have you, my sweet little monkey!
Come on, come home now.
Kiss kiss honey.
You ain't seen nothing from Snajka yet!
Who doesn't eat gibanica, doesn't deserve to live!