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[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
>> Bubblegum: [ SLURPS ]
OH, FUDGE.
WHAT TIME IS IT?
I GOT TO GO TO VEGGIE VILLAGE
FOR THE ANNUAL TECHNOLOGY FAIR.
WILL YOU ALL WATCH MY
PRINCESS PLANT FOR ME?
I USUALLY HIRE A SITTER, BUT,
EH!
>> Finn: OF COURSE, PRINCESS.
>> Bubblegum: AWESOME.
THANK YOU, FINN.
I WILL BE BACK ON THE MORROW.
SCREEEEE!
[ FALCON SCREECHES ]
>> Finn: YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS,
PRINCESS PLANT.
[ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ]
"AND THEN THE MONSTER GOT
PUNCHED IN THE HEAD, AND THE
PRINCESS WAS SAFE.
AND EVERYONE WAS HAPPY."
[ WHOOSH! ]
[ GASPS ]
AAH!
[ SIZZLE ]
TIME TO LAY DOWN,
BEAUTIFUL BUDDY.
>> Jake: YEAH.
TIME TO MAKE SLEEPIES.
>> Finn: AHH.
WE KILLED IT, MAN!
>> Jake: I KNOW!
>> Finn: OKAY, ALL WE GOT TO DO
IS GO TO THE LAND OF THE DEAD
AND RECLAIM THE FLOWER'S SOUL
FROM DEATH BEFORE BUBBLEGUM
RETURNS.
>> Jake: OKAY.
>> EXCUSE ME?
BUT DID YOU ALL SAY "LAND OF
THE DEAD"?
>> Finn: OH, WHAT?
OH, UH, YEAH.
>> I CAN TAKE YOU.
>> Finn: REALLY?
>> CERTAINLY, FINN.
FOR A SMALL PRICE, WHICH WE CAN
DISCUSS LATER.
TAKE MY HANDS, GENTLEMEN.
STARE INTO WHERE THE TWO WALLS
MEET.
NOW SLOWLY CROSS YOUR EYES.
DO IT, FOOLS!
THE PORTAL OPENS.
SAY HI TO DEATH FOR ME IF YOU
SEE HIM.
HE LIVES IN A CASTLE MADE OF
LIGHT.
>> Jake: UH, OKAY.
>> Finn: THANKS,
PEPPERMINT BUTLER.
>> AND DON'T DRINK THE...
WATER.
>> Jake: WOW, MAN.
WHO KNEW PEPPERMINT BUTLER WAS
SO CO--
>> Both: AAH!
>> Jake: SO, UM, YOU WANT TO HOP
IN MY PAUNCH AND I'LL STRETCH
US DOWN?
>> Finn: UH...
OH, LOOK. AN ESCALATOR.
HEY, DUDE.
[ BONES RATTLING ]
THAT MUST BE THE MAIN ENTRANCE
OR SOME BIZ.
>> Jake: LET'S GO!
>> Finn: WHOLLY SCHMAO.
>> WELCOME TO THE UNDERWORLD.
CAUSE OF DEATH?
>> UH, SPEAR IN THE NECK.
>> YOU MAY ENTER.
>> YAY!
>> HOW DID YOU DIE?
>> Finn: UH...
>> Both: BECAUSE WE'RE AWESOME.
>> Jake: WHOO!
>> Finn: [ LAUGHS ]
>> HMM.
STEP OUT OF LINE.
>> Finn: AW, ***.
>> Jake: WAIT UP, DUDE.
FOLLOW ME AND DO AS I DO.
>> HEY! I SAID NO!
HEY!
HE-E-Y!
>> Jake: HA HA! WE'RE IN!
COME ON, MAN!
>> Finn: [ LAUGHS ]
>> MAN.
>> Both: [ LAUGHS ]
>> Finn: YES!
>> Jake: YES!
>> Finn: WHERE DO WE GO NOW,
DUDE?
>> Jake: UP THERE!
>> Finn: OOH!
>> Jake: DEATH'S CASTLE IS
PRETTY, DUDE.
>> Finn: LET'S GO!
HUP!
>> Both: YAH!
>> HEY!
HEY, WHAT'S UP, FELLAS?
HI. LESTER.
OH, MAN -- FLESH.
I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS STUFF IN
FOREVER.
SO WARM AND GUSHY AND SALTY.
LOOK AT ALL THAT FLESH JIGGLING.
>> Jake: HEY.
IF YOU LOVE FLESH SO MUCH,
THEN WATCH THIS.
>> WHOA!
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING
TO ME, GUY.
FELLAS, GET OVER HERE!
FLESH!
>> FLESH?
>> FLESH?
>> YEAH.
>> OOH, FOR US?
>> WHOO-HOO!
>> YEAH.
>> FLESH.
>> Finn: THIS IS WEIRD, MAN.
>> Jake: EH, DON'T WORRY.
THEY JUST THINK WE'RE COOL.
>> Finn: HMM.
DO YOU GUYS THINK WE'RE COOL?
>> NO.
WE'RE GONNA RIP THAT FLESH OFF
YOU AND EAT IT.
>> Both: [ GASP ]
[ BONES RATTLING ]
>> Finn: IT'S BONE-KICKING TIME!
HUAH! HUAH!
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> All: [ GROWLING ]
>> Finn: OH, SHOOT!
UGH! GET -- UGH, UGH!
JAKE, THERE'S TOO MANY!
>> Jake: [ COUGHING ]
THEY'RE TRYING TO PEEL ME!
I'M...
NOT...
A...
BANANA!!
>> All: [ GRUMBLING ]
>> Jake: HOLE!
>> Finn: IT'S NOT A HOLE, JAKE.
IT'S JUST A DIVOT.
>> Jake: UGH!
SORRY!
>> THEY'RE GETTING AWAY.
>> YEAH!
>> GET 'EM! GET 'EM!
>> GET SOME BAD BLOOD.
>> Finn: DUDE, SHRINK DOWN.
>> Jake: OH, SORRY.
>> Finn: I DON'T LIKE THE
UNDERWORLD TOO MUCH.
>> Jake: I DON'T KNOW.
IT WOULDN'T BE SO BAD IF THERE
WEREN'T FOLKS TRYING TO EAT OUR
SKIN.
>> Finn: I WONDER HOW
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM IS DOING.
>> Bubblegum: SO, WHO HERE
INVENTED THIS THING?
[ OBJECT HUFFING ]
[ SIGHS DEEPLY ]
>> Finn: I'M GLAD SHE'S NOT
COMING BACK TILL TOMORROW.
>> Jake: NO, SHE SAID SHE'S
COMING BACK "ON THE MORROW."
>> Finn: YEAH, ON THE MORROW.
THAT MEANS TOMORROW.
>> Jake: NO, MAN.
THE MORROW IS HER BIRD.
>> Finn: COME AGAIN.
>> Jake: IT'S HER BIRD.
THAT THING IS CRAZY FAST.
IT'LL ONLY TAKE HER, LIKE,
20 MINUTES TO GET BACK ONCE
THAT CONFERENCE IS OVER.
ARE YOU LISTENING, MAN?
[ Slow motion ] THE MORROW...
IS...A...BIRD.
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> Finn: THEN WE GOT TO GO!
COAST IS CLEAR!
>> HALT!
HEY. HEY, HALT.
WHY YOU GOT YOUR EYES CLOSED,
HALT?
>> I'M TRYING TO PICTURE IN MY
MIND'S EYE WHERE THE FLESHIES
ARE HIDING.
>> OHH.
YOU'RE A SMART GUY, HALT.
>> Both: [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
>> Finn: WAIT.
JAKE, DO YOU HEAR SOMETHING?
>> I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY ARE.
>> Finn: COME ON.
>> THEN I DIDN'T SEE THEM.
I WAS LOOKING HERE.
AND NOW THEY'RE GONE.
>> [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
>> Finn: MORE SKELETONS.
WE'VE GOT TO BE REALLY, REALLY
QUIET.
[ FART ECHOING ]
[ UNDERWORLD RUMBLING ]
>> GET 'EM!
>> Finn: JAKE.
>> Jake: I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
FUNNY!
>> Both: UGH!
YA-A-H!
>> Finn: [ PANTING ]
LOOK!
THERE'S DEATH'S CASTLE!
[ EERIE MUSICAL NOTES PLAY ]
I DON'T SEE ANYONE.
I GUESS YOU DOUBLE-KILLED THEM
WITH THAT AVALANCHE.
>> Jake: [ CHUCKLES ]
AWESOME.
>> Finn: NOW WE JUST GOT TO
CROSS THAT RIVER.
>> Jake: RIVER!
MAN, I'M SO THIRSTY.
MY MOUTH'S STILL ALL DUSTY!
>> [ Evil voice ] YES.
>> Finn: AAH!
>> DRINK THE WATER.
>> Finn: WHOA. OKAY, JAKE.
DON'T DRINK THE WATER.
>> Jake: COME ON!
I'M SO THIRSTY!
>> Finn: DUDE, THAT SKULL WANTS
YOU TO DRINK THE WATER.
IT'S BAD WATER.
>> DON'T DRINK THE WATER.
>> Jake: SEE?
THAT MEANS GOOD, RIGHT?
YEP!
>> Finn: JAKE?
JAKE, WHY ARE YOU MAKING
STUPID FACE?
>> Jake: WHO'S JAKE?
>> Finn: DANG IT!
I KNEW THAT WATER WAS JUNK!
>> TRICKED AGAIN BY THE RIVER
OF FORGETFULNESS!
>> Finn: JAKE!
GET OUT OF THAT WATER RIGHT NOW!
>> Jake: HEY, I DON'T KNOW WHO
YOU ARE, MISTER, BUT I DON'T
LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE.
HELP! SOMEBODY!
>> Bubblegum: FAREWELL,
EVERYONE.
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
TSK. OKAY.
MORROW, BACK TO THE
CANDY KINGDOM.
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> Jake: HELP!
SOMEBODY HELP ME!
STRANGER DANGER!
>> HEY. HEY. I SEE YOU.
>> Finn: JAKE, YOUR HEAD.
>> Jake: HUH?
WHO ARE YOU?
>> WHO ARE YOU?
>> Jake: I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
WHO ARE YOU?
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
YOU'RE IN MY CASTLE!
>> Jake: WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW.
>> Finn: DANG IT, JAKE.
>> YOU MUST LEAVE THIS PLACE...
NOW.
>> Finn: DEATH!
WE'RE NOT LEAVING UNTIL YOU GIVE
US OUR PLANT'S SOUL...
AND JAKE'S MEMORY!
>> ANOTHER ONE.
BE GONE, MORTAL!
>> Finn: NO!
I PROMISED PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM.
YA-A-H!
HUH? UGH!
OHH. WHAT HAPPENED?
>> YOU CAN'T KICK ME BECAUSE
YOUR BRAIN IS STUPID!
>> Finn: HAH!
YOUR BRAIN IS STUPID!
>> Jake: [ LAUGHS ]
THIS KID'S PRETTY FUNNY.
>> [ SIGHS ] ALL RIGHT.
PICK AN INSTRUMENT.
>> Finn: HUH?
>> TO GET STUFF FROM ME, YOU
HAVE TO BEAT ME IN A MUSICAL
BATTLE.
>> Finn: BUT JAKE'S THE MUSICAL
ONE, AND HE'S GOT POO BRAIN!
>> Jake: [ POP! ]
>> I DON'T CARE.
>> Finn: [ WHIMPERS ]
I GOT TO FIND ONE I CAN REALLY
PLAY.
OH, GLOB, MAN.
[ PANICKY BREATHING ]
OH, HERE WE GO.
SLEIGH BELLS!
YEAH-WOW-WOW-WOW-WOW-WOW-WOW!
>> SO THE CONTEST BEGINS.
[ DEATH METAL SCREAM ]
>> Finn: YEAH!
>> [ DEATH METAL SCREAM ]
>> Finn: YEAH! YEAH!
>> [ DEATH METAL SCREAM ]
>> Finn: YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!!
>> [ DEATH METAL SCREAM ]
>> Finn: YE-E-AH!
[ DEATH METAL GUITAR MUSIC
PLAYS ]
>> [ DEATH METAL SCREAM ]
>> Finn: UHH, UM...
[ SLEIGH BELLS JINGLE ]
>> HEY, ALL RIGHT, SO...
WHO DO YOU THINK WON?
>> Jake: OH, MAN!
SKELETON GUY BY A LANDSLIDE!
HE WAS LIKE...
[ IMITATING DEATH METAL SCREAM ]
>> Finn: DUDE!
>> Jake: WHAT?
SKELETON GUY WAS AWESOME.
YOU WANT ME TO LIE?
>> Finn: YES.
>> I'M GOING TO KILL YOU NOW.
>> Finn: [ Muffled ] NO!
I STILL HAVE TO RESCUE STUFF!
>> THOSE ARE THE RULES IN
THE LAND OF THE DEAD.
LOSE A MUSIC BATTLE, LOSE YOUR
LIFE.
>> Finn: OH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
BEFORE I DIE, I'M HONOR-BOUND
TO TELL YOU PEPPERMINT BUTLER
SAYS HI.
>> WHAT?!
YOU KNOW PEPPERMINT BUTLER?
>> Finn: YEAH.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
YO, YOU GUYS CAN HAVE WHATEVER
YOU WANT.
JAKE, STAND UP.
>> Jake: THAT'S ME, RIGHT?
>> YES.
>> Jake: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> [ SMOOCHING ]
>> Jake: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>> KISS OF DEATH, BABY.
YOU GOT YOUR MEMORY BACK.
>> Jake: AW, GROSS!
I WISH I DIDN'T.
>> NOW I SHALL RETURN THE SOUL
OF THIS.
>> Both: YEAH, THE PRINCESS
PLANT!
[ WHISTLE, ***! ]
>> I'LL SEE YOU DUDES LATER.
[ MORROW SCREECHES ]
>> Bubblegum: HELLO, BOYS.
WHERE'S MY PLANT?
>> HELLO, PRINCESS.
>> Bubblegum: YAY!
[ GULPS ]
MM, MMM-MMM.
[ WHIRL! ]
THANK YOU, ALL, FOR TAKING SUCH
GOOD CARE OF MY PLANT.
NOW, COME HERE AND GIVE ME
A HUG.
>> All: YAY! HUGS!
>> Bubblegum: YOU GUYS ARE
THE BEST.
>> AHEM.
MR. FINN? MR. JAKE?
I BELIEVE YOU STILL OWE ME
SOMETHING IN EXCHANGE FOR THAT
FAVOR I DID.
>> Finn: SURE.
>> Jake: YEAH. WHAT IS IT?
>> I'D LIKE YOUR FLESH.
>> Both: [ LAUGHS ]
>> Jake: QUIT BEING SILLY,
PEPPERMINT BUTLER.
>> [ Evil voice ] I'M GOING TO
TAKE IT FROM YOU WHILE YOU
SLEEP!
>> Bubblegum: AND HERE AT THIS
SITE, MY GREAT-UNCLE GUMBALD CUT
DOWN ALL THESE TAFFY TREES IN
A SINGLE NIGHT.
>> Finn: 'CAUSE THOSE TREES WERE
EVIL!
RIGHT, PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM?
>> Bubblegum: NAH.
HEY, BUT I BET YOU HAVE A TON
OF STORIES ABOUT YOUR HUMAN
RELATIVES.
>> Finn: UM, NOT REALLY.
I'VE NEVER EVEN MET ANY OTHER
HUMANS.
IF I THINK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH,
I GET ALL SOUL-SEARCHY AND
WEIRD.
>> Bubblegum: [ Sighing ]
OH, MY.
I'VE MADE THINGS AWKWARD.
WELL, LET'S FORGET ABOUT THAT.
I BROUGHT YOU GUYS HERE BECAUSE
I NEED YOU TO RIP OUT ALL THESE
STUMPS.
>> Finn: [ Monotone voice ]
OKAY. I GUESS SO.
>> Jake: YEAH, MAN!
IT'LL BE FUN!
TOSS THE JAKE-SPLODER!
YE-E-AH!
WHOA!
>> Finn: [ Normal voice ]
SPA-MOW!
>> Bubblegum: I'M GLAD TO SEE
YOU OUT OF THAT FUNK ABOUT BEING
THE ONLY HUMAN.
I MEAN, WELL, I'M GONNA SCRAM.
NO HARD FEELINGS, RIGHT?
>> Jake: AGAIN, MAN!
>> Finn: HUCK!
[ CLANG! ]
>> Jake: OW!
WHOA.
I DON'T THINK THIS IS A STUMP.
>> Finn: HUH?
IT'S A HATCH.
>> Jake: A HATCH?
HUP!
[ SQUEAK! ]
WE SHOULD CHECK IT OUT,
YA THINK?
[ Echoing ] WHO-O-A!
>> Finn: HEH, HEH.
[ WHOOSH! ]
IT'S DARK, HUH?
WHOA!
>> Jake: WHAT A DUMP.
CAN YOU IMAGINE THE JERK THAT
MUST HAVE LIVED HERE?
>> Finn: HUH?
>> Jake: AAH!
>> AAH!
>> Finn: OHH!
>> Both: [ GASP ]
>> EH! WEE MEEB YOUP NUH HUR!
>> Both: [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
>> All: OH!
>> Finn: [ PANTS ]
>> SHAHOW!
>> All: [ GASP ]
>> O MY GRA CUP SA!
[ WHOOSH! ]
>> Finn: THESE PEOPLE ARE SO
TERRIFIED...
SCARED OF THEIR OWN SHADOWS.
>> Jake: WE COULD RULE THEM LIKE
GODS.
ANGRY GODS.
>> Finn: DON'T BE SCARED.
COME ON.
YEAH, IT'S OKAY.
YOUR -- YOUR FACE.
YOU'RE...JUST LIKE ME!
>> All: AAH!
>> Finn: HEY, WAIT.
>> Jake: Shh.
THEY'RE STARTLED.
YOU GOT TO BE GENTLE WITH WILD
ANIMALS.
>> Finn: I DON'T THINK THEY'RE
ANIMALS, JAKE.
I THINK THIS COULD BE A TRIBE
OF...HUMANS!
[ LAUGHS ]
WHAT ARE THESE GUYS DOING DOWN
HERE IN THIS CRUMMY HOLE?
>> Jake: I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
MAYBE THEY JUST DON'T KNOW
ANY OTHER THING.
>> Finn: HEY, FELLOWS!
DON'T YOU WANT TO GET OUT OF
HERE?
I COULD TAKE YOU TO SEE THE SUN!
SU-U-N.
SU-U-N.
>> SUHHN...
OW LA KOO SOW SUUHHN.
>> Finn: YOU POOR THINGS.
LIVING DOWN HERE HAS MADE YOU
ALL WEIRD, HASN'T IT?
>> All: [ MURMURING ]
>> Finn: JAKE, I'VE GOT TO SAVE
THESE GUYS.
THEY'RE MY PEOPLE, AND IT'S MY
DUTY TO LEAD THEM OUT OF THIS
GROSS CAVE, STARTING WITH YOU,
MISS, UH...?
>> SUUHH-SUHHN.
>> Finn: SUSAN?
PLEASED TO MEET YOU.
>> Jake: WELL, LET'S BRING HER
UP.
>> Finn: COME ON.
AW, MAN.
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT UP HERE,
SUSAN.
THERE'S ALL SORTS OF WONDERS
TOPSIDE.
[ BOING! ]
>> UH! UGH!
>> Finn: SUSAN, IT'S JUST GRASS.
>> [ PANTING ]
[ CRACK! ]
>> Jake: OOH! MY BACK!
>> Finn: GRASS CAN'T HURT YOU.
SEE?
>> GRASS.
[ WHOOSH! ]
HUH, HUH, OH.
>> Jake: EH, YOU KILLED HER.
>> Finn: WHA? I DID?
>> Jake: YEP.
FELLED BY SURFACE-WORLD GERMS.
HEH, JUST KIDDING.
>> [ LAUGHING ]
HA! TWO BE CAH REH SA BUH A THUH
AHP FUH GER...SS.
>> Finn: AW, SUSAN.
YOU GOT GRASS BLOOD ALL OVER
YOUR FACE.
>> YEEP! ITSA PHA TUH MUP!
>> Finn: SUSAN, A HANKY WON'T
HURT YOU.
>> OHH.
>> Finn: [ SIGHS ]
HOW AM I GONNA SHOW HER ALL
THE WONDERS OF OOO IF EVERY
LITTLE THING FREAKS HER OUT?
>> Jake: "PAY-SHONCE."
>> Finn: VERY WELL.
THEN I SHALL INTRODUCE SUSAN
TO OOO BY DEGREES.
>> [ GASPS ]
MANEE MAH NUHP LEHP!
>> Finn: THAT CAN'T HURT YOU.
THAT'S A DANCING BUG.
>> OH.
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Finn: YEAH! [ LAUGHS ]
>> [ GASPS ]
>> Jake: THAT'S JUST A ROCK,
A LOW-LEVEL ENEMY.
>> HUH.
JUS A RAH.
RRRGH!
[ BOOM! ]
[ SLOW VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ BEAVER CHITTERING ]
>> [ GASPING ]
>> Finn: WHAT'S WRONG?!
HEY, HEY, IT'S OKAY.
[ BEAVER MUNCHING ]
SEE?
[ WHOOSH! ]
[ LAUGHS ]
>> [ LAUGHS ]
♪ HM, HAH ♪
♪ PRTY GLB PATTAH ♪
[ GUITAR NOTES STRUM ]
>> Finn: ♪ SUSAN STRONG ♪
♪ THIS IS WHERE YOU BELONG ♪
♪ HANGING WITH ME ♪
♪ ON A FALLEN TREE ♪
♪ DON'T YOU THINK YOU DESERVE
THIS? ♪
♪ TO LIVE UP HERE ON THE
SURFACE? ♪
♪ I THINK YOU DO, AND I THINK
ALL YOUR FRIENDS DO, TOO ♪
♪ HOW LONG HAVE YOU LIVED
IN THE DARKNESS? ♪
♪ I JUST WANT TO SHOW YOU
THE LIGHT ♪
♪ BECAUSE YOU'RE A HUMAN
JUST LIKE ME, SUSAN ♪
♪ AND I WANT YOU IN MY LIFE ♪
[ TWINKLE ]
♪ SUSAN STRONG ♪
♪ YOU TURN MY HEART ON ♪
HEY, JAKE.
HOW'S YOUR MARSHMALLOW, MAN?
>> Jake: GOLDEN AS A WHEATY
SUNSET.
HOW'S YOURS?
>> Finn: HMM.
PERFECT.
[ Garbled ] HOW'S YOURS, SUSAN?
>> [ GRUMBLING ]
>> Jake: HEH. THAT'S ADORABLE.
HWUP!
>> MMM!
OHH!
THE EES GOOO.
GRRR! ARGHH!
>> Jake: DANG.
SHE IS WAY IN TO CANDY.
>> Finn: HEY, YEAH.
SUSAN, WE SHOULD TAKE YOU TO
THE CANDY KINGDOM.
EVERYTHING IS CANDY THERE.
>> Jake: YOU KNOW, SHE MAY BE
TOO EXCITED ABOUT CANDY.
>> Finn: EH.
>> [ PANTING HEAVILY ]
CANDY-Y-Y KINGDO-O-M!
[ SLURP! ]
[ GROWLS ]
>> Bubblegum: I'VE ENJOYED YOUR
VISIT IMMENSELY, SUSAN STRONG.
>> FINN?
>> Finn: YEAH, SUZE?
>> FINN, WHERE'S ALL THE CANDY
YOU WERP TA AH BUP?
>> Finn: OH, WELL, IT'S
EVERYWHERE -- THE BUILDINGS,
THE LAMP POSTS, EVEN THE PEOPLE.
>> [ Singsong voice ] WE'RE ALL
CANDY HERE.
>> [ GASPS ] CANDY! CANDY!
[ GNAWING LOUDLY ]
>> Finn: SUSAN!
>> [ GROWLS AND SLURPS ]
>> Finn: SU-SAN!
NO!
YOU CAN'T EAT THE ONES THAT
TALK.
THEY'RE SPECIAL.
THEY GOT ASPIRATIONS.
>> OH. OH.
>> Finn: IT'S OKAY.
YOU'RE LEARNING.
HERE.
HAVE SOME SIDEWALK BRITTLE
INSTEAD.
>> [ MUFFLED GRUNTING ]
[ SLURPING ]
MMM!
NOW I GONNA GET FRIENDS.
WE EAT ALL OF CANDY KINGDOM.
>> Finn: WHAT?!
>> OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
WE WON'T EAT RED-STRIPE MAN,
ONLY EVERYONE ELSE.
BYE!
>> Finn: SUSAN, NO!
[ PANTING ]
HUH! NO!!
YOU CAN'T EAT THE CANDY PEOPLE!
[ SIGHS DEEPLY ]
OH, BOY.
>> Jake: SO, NOW WHAT?
FIGHT THE HUMANS TO THE DEATH
WHEN THEY ATTACK?
>> Finn: NO, MAN.
THEY'RE MY PEEPS.
WE HAVE TO SAVE THE CANDY
KINGDOM WITHOUT HURTING THEM.
>> Bubblegum: THEY'RE GONNA
WHAT?
>> Finn: DON'T WORRY.
WE HAVE A PLAN.
WE JUST HAVE TO SCARE THE HUMANS
AWAY.
>> Bubblegum: VERY WELL.
I SHALL GATHER MY CITIZENS IN
THE COURTYARD, AND YOU SHALL SEE
HOW TERRIFYING THE CANDY PEOPLE
CAN BE.
AH-BLOO-BLOO-BLOO!
[ GIGGLES ]
>> Jake: THEY'RE DOOMED.
[ HORN BLOWS ]
>> UGHHH!
OH!
>> JUST GRASS!
>> JUST GRAAA.
>> Jake: AW, THESE CANDY WEAPONS
ARE TOO CUTE TO BE SCARY.
>> Bubblegum: GOOD NEWS, FINN.
I'VE MANAGED TO MAKE MY PEOPLE
HORRIFYING.
>> Finn: BUT HOW?
>> Bubblegum: I DISGUISED THEM
AS GRUESOME CREATURES, LIKE
WITCHES AND GHOULS.
>> STARCHIE'S A BEELZEBUB.
>> Jake: AWW, SO CUTE.
[ Cutesy voice ] I JUST WANT TO
GIVE THEM CANDY.
[ HORN BLOWS ]
>> Finn: QUICK!
SHOW ME YOUR SCARY FACE!
>> OH, UH...
RRR.
>> Jake: I DON'T THINK THAT'LL
SCARE ANYBODY.
>> Finn: NO! DUH!
SHE'S, UM -- SHE -- HEY.
PRINCESS, I NEED A LITTLE WAGON
AND YOUR BIGGEST ROLL OF WAX
PAPER.
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
NOW, PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM!
NOW, JAKE!
>> Candy People: BOOOOOOOO!
>> All: [ WHIMPERING ]
>> Finn: IT'S WORKING.
>> WAIT! JUST SHADOWS!
>> Finn: AW, MAN!
THEY'VE LEARNED HOW TO LEARN.
HIDE YOURSELVES, CANDY PEOPLE.
I'LL TRY TO MAKE SUSAN SEE
REASON.
>> Jake: FWOO-FWOO-FWOOF!
>> THE MARSHMALLOW KIDS NEVER
RUN FROM A SCRAP.
COME ON, FELLAS.
TODAY WE ARE MAN-MALLOWS!
>> Jake: [ INHALES DEEPLY ]
FWOO!
>> HUH?
>> Finn: PLEASE, FELLOW HUMANS.
THE CANDY PEOPLE ARE NO THREAT
TO YOU.
>> Marshmallow Kids: CHARGE!
>> Finn: WAIT! STOP!
>> STOP!
>> All: OHH!
>> Finn: MY PEOPLE!
>> [ GASPING ]
>> Finn: HUH?
>> [ PANTING ]
>> Finn: WHA?
>> Both: [ PANTING ]
>> Finn: THEY'RE -- THEY'RE NOT
HUMANS?
SUSAN?
SUSAN, WHAT ARE YOU?
IS EVERYONE OKAY?
MARSHMALLOW KIDS?
>> WE'LL JUST BE GOOEY FOR
A WHILE.
>> Marshmallow Kids:
[ GIGGLING ]
>> Jake: HEY, BUDDY.
WE DID IT.
FINN, YOU OKAY?
>> Finn: JAKE, DO YOU THINK SHE
WAS HUMAN OR JUST ANOTHER WILD
ANIMAL?
>> Jake: WE'RE ALL WILD ANIMALS,
BROTHER.
>> Finn: YEAH, I GUESS WE ARE,
[CRUNCH] BROTHER.
>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪