Tip:
Highlight text to annotate it
X
Squeeze small amount onto fingers and apply to skin that is chafed, irritated,
or just needs extra protection. Okay small amount..
Ummm.. close your eyes.
Stop laughing
I hope all your products have directions like this.
Uuuummm
That's the chafing gel...
What do you do after chafing gel?
This is... too faced.
Face.. yes this is this difficult... I don't want to get you TOO faced though...
so maybe I'll just use like half of however much you're supposed to use.
Nevermind I can't open it.
(me): There's no trick to opening that!
But I can't... I'll just use something else... Studio MAC Fix.
okay, umm
It's like a... powdery thing.
Ummm brush?
You're not allowed to talk. You already helped me open this.
You're doing really good... (me): Thank you.
That was a lie. You're terrible.
I don't know what this is doing.
Alright, uhhh... that's done.
Okay, that's done.
(me): Why don't you explore, open some things.
well know that you use a pencil, so I'm going to try using a pencil.
... If I can find it.
Here's some chapstick, maybe we can use that first
I know how to apply this... ooh, no I don't.
sup a sailor's and I set this
I guess your lips are not as chapped as mine. That's how much I use.
make up forever
I don't want to put on make up forever.
I want this to be done soon.
This says smoky extravagant. Impact theatrl
and precision graphique.
(me): What is that, why don't you open it?
I don't know... I feel like I'm going to break everything.
Also my fingers are too smooth from the anti-chafing gel, I can't open anything
Oh! A pencil.
I think... I think... yes it's a pencil.
okay... Lindsey said this is a lash pencil, so I think I draw
on her eyelashes.
Stop jittering them, I can't...
You're going to have really nicely colored eye lashes.
Ooh.. (me): That's a great sound.
Oooh... ehhh looks good.
(me): Don't you want to use the other end of that?
why would I? It's double sided. It's the same thing on both sides.
Photo finish light.. well I'm not finished yet so...
Amazonian clay waterproof concealer
Ooh I got it.
okay, this looks like a lipstick
Open up. (me): No!
okay it's not a lipstick.
you're not showing me your lips.
okay I just poke randomly?
Like a spot healing brush? (me): Yes, it's a spot healing brush.
Okay.
Oh no, what is this? I don't understand.
Aaahh... I'll just rub that in.
(me): oooh
Okay... I'll just put this away.
(me): Isn't there anywhere else you want to use the spot healing brush?
Nooo it's too scary
Umm okay
This is a black pencil. I don't know why Lindsey would want a black pencil.
Eyeliner pencil. Okay. Wet and wild, so I have to get this wet first?
Ummm I'll go get this wet, I'll be right back.
There's no instructions! (me): No, there aren't.
(me): You don't want to use one of the other pencils? No, close your eyes.
Oh gosh, what am I doing? Don't... ooh..
Don't move, this is very dangerous.
Alright open your eyes.
I probably shouldn't do that to the other side, so I'll just leave that.
Uhh... smashbox.
Smashbox 20, I like their stuff.
okay so I use the small brush, I'm guessing.
Uuummm
cinnamon toast, dusk,
golden orchard. Okay so I guess I'll just go down one of these rows.
Okay, well they're in boxes.
So I assume I use on of these boxes...
At a time.
Lindsey's got a very dark face, so I'll use blackout, granite and opal.
Let's see... This is.. I don't...
This seems like a bad idea.
Okay, I'll use vanilla, ambient and serpent.
Eye shadow goes on your eyelid, right?
Oh... Okay, soooo...
I know that you're supposed to apply three colors,
but I don't know in which direction or which order.
I'm going to assume the darker one goes outside. Close your eyes.
Ehh? Oh gosh!
Oh no! Oh this is all bad.
And then the green one.. oh that's too much.
I'll just rub that off here.
Umm I think that's...
let me try it the other way on your other eye.
and see what happens. Alright, darker one on the inside.
Oop, and on your nose.
And then go lighter as we go.
(me): Michelle help me.
You did this to yourself.
Okay, now open your eyes.
I can't tell which one was correct.
NARS... that's sran backwards.
Sheer glow foundation... I think I already
I went past that point. Soo... not going to use that.
(me): It's too late for that.
Blush creme.
Coral rose, coral flush N degree 2
A lot of these are really hard to open.
So I'm just not going to use them.
hydrating powder blush.
I can't open any of these! (me): Is it really that hard?
Oh oh I got it. *applause*
Okay umm... that didn't really do anything.
(me): Maybe you should get more
(Michelle): Yeah you should get a lot more.
Don't give me any hints.
(Michelle): It's not a hint.
No, don't give me any hints.
Intense eye color.
Powder, shadow, zombie, poutine...
it's really hard to read.
Too faced.
Shadow insurance anti crease eye shadow primer--
Oh ***.
I'll just put that back.
I think it's time for me to try opening this bronzer again.
couldn't figure it out last time.
Oh! I got it. Okay so I'm going to put that
over the blush.
OH, it's like red and brown now...
Oh god! ***.
That looks terrible.
(me): Oh no.
I guess I'll just put the rest on your ear.
(me): You're not going to put it on the other side!?!
No! Because I made a mistake. I'm not going to make the same mistake twice.
this looks like a nail polish... Full-on lip cream.
Well, I guess we can try that.
Ooh..
Are you wiping it off?
(me): You got so much in my mouth!
Urban Decay eye sha-- primer!
Damnit!
(me): It's just really hammering it home... you missed a step.
(me): In fact, you may have missed several steps.
Alright, close your eyes.
(me): Oh, are you blending?
What? I was rubbing it off.
It looks looks terrible.
(Michelle): Did you use foundation too?
I don't know.
(me): He used the powder.
He used foundation primer... and then powder.
Okay we're done. (Me): Yay!