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Hi everyone
Man, the other day.
I took a nasty spill on my bike.
I guess that's what I get for taking off the training wheels.
Not too long ago, I got a brand new flashlight.
I like it because it doesn't need batteries.
I don't like it because it only works in the daytime.
I'm really bummed out because my car
can't use the new battery I got for it.
I really stocked up on the double AA's too.
The other day I got a really bad paper cut.
That's the last time I'll grab a napkin by it's edge.
Now I am willing to admit this
But I am afraid of heights.
Which is why I usually feel qeezy if I'm above sea level.
Not too long ago, I went into an antique store, but I got kicked out.
I guess that's what I get for trying out that old rocking chair.
One time someone asked me why I've never sat at a bar at a diner bar before.
I told them that I've just always been underage.
I heard that time flies when you're having fun.
Which is why I throw my watch whenever I get on a rollercoaster.
I gave away a bunch of free stuff away on my property, the other day.
And because I didn't make any money,
I charged the people rent for tresspassing.
I would love to have shoes with zippers on them.
That way people can't make fun of me for not knowing how to tie my laces.
The other day, I found a can of shoe polish.
But for some reason, it didn't work really well on my sandals.
I also found a big bucket full of rulers and other drawing tools.
So I constructed the perfect scribble.
One time I considered studying geography,
because I liked the idea of reading maps.
Well I changed my mind once I found out they weren't treasure maps.
The other day I got my very first tool belt.
I have to say, they make some pretty good stuff at Fisher-Price.
I really don't like those soup cans, with the "pull top" lids.
They never seem to work with my can opener.