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"Improbable Musical", everybody plays.
Tonight we will mix "Improbable Musical" with "Whose Line".
So, in addition to singing, the players
will get two sentences that you wrote, and will put them in their pockets.
At some point they will have to read at least one sentence each
and then they'll have to justify why they said that.
And I'll get another sentence to be the title of the "Improbable Musical".
The sentence is: 'Not you, honey'!
That's the title of "Improbable Musical-Line", you're up.
- Can I play with you? - Sure. Actually, I was going to ask you.
- That's why I came into your court. - All right.
- The bar is really good, huh? - Really good.
Love-fifteen, love-thirty, love-forty, too bad for you, shorty
This game is mine, and another You're ***, my brother
I'm winning You're playing
You waste your energy You play like the clergy
You can't play, you can't play Time to go away
Do you believe he got angry?
- No! - Yeah!
- That guy right there! - You shouldn't get angry...
You keep telling people 'I wanna win'!
You can't, you have to lose sometimes...
No way... But let me tell you this...
No, I lost my boots. Because I'm wearing my tennis shoes!
I didn't like it... That's okay.
Did you know I played against your husband today?
- Did you? - I played tennis with your husband today.
- How was it? - I let him win, right?
- Poor thing... - I don't know...
- Where was your wife then? - She's working!
There's a spot that's hard to cut up here!
Where's the ball? Where is it?
- You know, I'd like to talk to you about something... - Tell me...
I can't... We have to come clean...
My wife works a lot! She's always like 'I'll have to stay at the office again'!
Let me tell you something.
I'm craving for some pastry.
Easy...
Honey, take it easy...
Oh, I like candy
The flavor you have in your body
I think it's nice
I am so tasty
You can fry me baby I'm your pastry
I want to have a bite
But to cheat on your husband, that's not right
You know I want to taste your sugar
But you should finish your marriage for sure
My love, my pastry
- Let's talk to him. - We have to talk to him.
- Do I look good, honey? - How are you, honey?
He couldn't manage to get out of the house. He was there, paralized.
I noticed that...
His wife looked at him as if it was the last time she would see him.
She went to her lover. And the lover said:
Listen: Gosh! What is that car doing up there?
It was an imported car!
That's right! I'm giving you a car in exchange for your wife!
So you don't get sad!
Isn't he a nice guy?
And he had to think fast if that was a good or a bad deal.
To trade his wife for an imported car. Car or wife? Wife or car?
He weighed his options while he sang this pretty song...
Wife or car? Wife or car? Wife or car?
You may think this is bizarre, but I'll choose between my wife and a car
My wife is very close to me, but I could get an imported car for free
That was awful!
I heard the voice of my...
- Nothing... I just miss him. - Missing who?
It's been only an hour and I don't wanna be with you anymore.
Sorry. He was a nice guy. He was a better tennis player than you.
What? What do you mean, a better tennis player?
I stood up against the society for you...
I bought him an imported car for you! How can you reject me now?
I cannot believe
After one hour you say you wanna leave
You cannot be serious, you can't choose a man, you're delirious
You can go, I will get better, I know... Goodbye, goodbye, farewell!
Excuse me.
- Wait! Wait! - Wow, this car is really amazing!
- I'm here! - She ran after the car, as if this were possible.
She knocked on the window and he didn't listen.
- I'm here! - She jumped over the hood...
He thought he ran over a pigeon and he didn't care.
And she insisted on following him.
Until she misteriously opened the door and got in the passenger seat!
Hi!
Wait, I'll put on the seat belt!
- What are you doing in my car... - He asked.
You know... It's all profit.
- What do you mean? - I was the perfect plan.
She fooled her lover to get an imported car.
He said!
- I need to tell you something... - No. What?
- Thank you! - She said while she cried...
Look, the box that unlocks cable channels.
Isn't it beautiful?
- More than 110 channels in HD... - In HD...
For you and me
- Buy the box in a paraguayan store - Paraguayan store
You won't ever have to pay anymore
- Now you're here with me - And me with you
Let's use your lover to get things for free
*** your ***!
Because now you have the League Pass!
*** your ***!
Now everything is well
The cable company can go to hell!
CIA. BARBIXAS DE HUMOR presented
IMPROVÁVEL Probably a good show.