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You got it!
[audience applauding]
I love it! I love it!
(Johnny Gilbert) From Television City in Hollywood,
this is the $25,000 Pyramid.
Today's special guests are:
From "Golden Girls," Betty White
r.
And, now, here is your host,
*** Clark!
[audience applauding]
Hey!
Thank you very, very much.
Johnny Gilbert, you are something else.
Uh!
Gosh, I wish I had that man's energy.
Have you ever listened to Johnny Gilbert?
You'll see him though he's 95 years old.
Yes, it's the voice, yes.
Long white beard.
Yeah, right.
The man has more energy than any human I've ever--
etty) er!
[audience cheering]
Sorry, Johnny.
Betty, Betty. What have you?
I lost my--
They're just like picture and snapshot
and all that stuff.
Oh, you're still tormenting yourself over days gone by?
You know, I've got the four same cast of characters here,
all four of you were here yesterday.
That's a good sign, that means they all won.
But, you're old hands at this now.
Catherine, how much money have you won so far?
And a video cassette recorder.
Ms. Catherine Williams is a secretary,
I'd like to be a secretary.
Have you ever done anything other than act?
Uh, yeah, I've worked on a chinchilla farm once,
cleaning out the dropping pans.
[audience laughing]
I did!
You asked me a question, I gave you an ans.
Would I kid you?
There wasn't much of a future in that.
Yes, of course I was. Yeah, I'm serious.
I'm sorry I answered you.
All right, Dave Nicholson is a student.
What are you gonna end up doing Dave?
I'm a marketing major.
I want to get into advertising, TV commercials.
Good luck to you, sir.
You've won $10,750, trip for two to London.
Got a girlfriend with relatives ifrom Spain, hmm.
The Winner's Circle is over here.
And we all know the rest of that.
Let's go on to the game.
We've got I'm Just Delightful, Ho-Ho-Ho!
Pain Reaction, And It's Homemade,
The Spruced Goose, Join The Club.
7-11 is the bonus card.
When it turns we'll talk. And Betty you have the choice.
The Goose.
All right, these are things that are decorated.
Things that are decorated.
Ready, go.
Not a window but the thing you walk into the house in.
Uh-huh.
The military, not a sailor but a...
Uh, no. The other one.
Uh-hmm.
If I'm an actress, I want to go on Broadway, to go on the...
Uh-huh.
In the Rose Parade, they put the flowers on the...
Float.
And I go to a café or to a...
To have dinner out, I go to a fine...
[buzzer sounds]
Okay, 5 out 7 ladies.
Jamie Farr and Dave Nicholson in the next round.
You've had 30 seconds to study these, gentlemen.
What are you gonna go for?
This is not the subject, but I'm Just Delightful.
Just Delightful. Oh, you are.
These are things that are charming.
Things that are charming. Ready.
Go.
A smile.
A man who's not married is a...
Bachelor.
And we're having, what? A talk is a...
Yes.
And he's the head of the city,
not the governor but the head of the city.
The mayor.
And you go to a Holiday...
Yes.
And if you're-- This gentleman is a game show...
Yes.
And I have a wonderful... a...
Yes.
[audience applauding]
I was gonna say, "I'm not good looking
but I have a wonderful..."
You are a blind date, is what it is.
You know, that was the greatest straight line you ever threw.
"A married man is..."
and as a comedian you can think of a hundred answers to that.
He came up with bachelor.
You said a married man?
No, no, no. A non-married man.
Something like that.
A married man is a happy man.
It's a man without problems. Oh, you know...
7-5. Catherine, what would you like?
Ho, Ho, Ho.
Describe these things used by a gardener.
er.
Ready, go.
Okay, what you wear on your hands.
Right.
And what you use to cut the lawn with?
Right.
And what you use to water the lawn with?
Right.
And what you use to pick up the leaves with?
Right.
And you're telephone has a...
No, the thing inside the wire.
Right.
And not a tulip but you pick the petals off it.
He loves me, he loves me not.
A daisy.
And what you trim with?
Right.
(***) Uh-hmm. That's got it.
[audience applauding]
12-7, you picked up those 7 points in the second round.
We have Pain Reaction, And It's Homemade,
Join The Club, one of which has that bonus card behind it.
How about Join The Club?
Let's check it.
Nope.
a group.
Things that involve a group.
Ready, go.
Not a sorority but a...
Right.
A bunch of natives getting together.
Whoo-hoo-hoo! What do they call the whole group of them?
Right.
You go and see them singing, you know? ♪ Ah ♪
No, no, no.
Choral?
It's not over until the Fat Lady sing.
No, no, no.
You go and see not a ballet but a...
No, you go to the...
Pass.
Okay, not the Senate but...
Right.
You go and see a rock...
Right.
Football players get down in a...
[buzzer sounds]
ng]
Opera, Opera.
Catherine and Betty, you're back in the game.
It's tied up ladies, where do we go?
Pain Reaction.
That's the one with the 7-11 on it.
Oh!
[audience applauding]
19 points will give you the bonus money.
Yes, I'll give.
Describe these things that hurt.
Okay.
Ready, go.
Okay, when I do this to you.
Okay.
And when you get a piece of wood in your hand?
Yes.
And when you get a hole in your tooth.
Right.
And when you're drinking too much, the next morning...
Right.
And what a bee does to you?
Right.
And when you get, it's in your eye?
Uh...
When you get it, it's like pink eye.
Right.
And when you, what you do to your ankle when you twist it.
Right.
All right, that's got it. You've won $1,100!
lauding]
$1,100 in bonus money.
Gentlemen, you've got to get them all to score--
To tie up the score.
And that would be 19 when you get there.
Yes, Sir.
Oh, wow.
Knitted or crocheted.
Ready, go.
This is you put on?
Yes.
A man wears this.
A Mae West is a...
Yes, you got it.
A little baby wears them. They're shoes.
Yes? Yes?
Yes.
You put this around your neck to you keep warm?
Yes.
What's another name for luggage.
Baggage. Bags.
And a man puts on the sweater, it's got buttons on the front.
Yes.
And you wear these kind of socks?
Yes!
(***) Yes! All right!
19-19, wipe it off. It's tied.
[audience applauding]
Thank goodness you wore the right socks today.
Not like Soupy Sales, he's barefoot all the time.
Yes, the man own-- He doesn't own a pair of socks.
emen you're
Words that begin with the letter "O"
O.■
Who will give?
Do you want me to give?
Jamie, describe these words that begin with the lette.
Ready, go.
Not a river but a... The Pacific?
Yes.
g makes this sound?
Yes.
It makes you cry, it's a vegetable.
Onions.
Obese.
Something that's round is...
Starts with an "O." Yes.
ise as a...
Yes.
And a doctor performs when-- On a person.
Yes.
That's got it.
(audience applauding)
You take the time remaining on their clock,
see what it is?
Yeah, okay.
Catherine, are you gonna give?
Yes.
Describe these words that begin with the letter "E."
You have 19 seconds, ready and go.
Okay, what this is?
Right.
Okay, what you go up in the building?
Right.
And he lives in Alaska, in an igloo.
Right.
And when you, you're voice does this when you're...
Right.
And once you get rid of a...
Right.
And when the sun goes behind the moon?
Right.
And when a volcano...
Oh, erupts!
(***) You won it! You won it!
(audience applauding)
(Betty) Erupts!
[audience applauding]
Well, guys, we're gonna move right into this
because of the tie.
Time is short, we're going for $10,000.
Jamie, I'll remind you again about the hands.
You, this man is the only guy we have who plays,
straps himself in and still uses your--
Please, try not to use your hands.
I'm Mediterranean, I can't help it.
All right, all right.
If I see you doing it and you'll know what I'm talking about.
All right, here we go.
Here is your first subject,. Go!
Things you do in the casino.
Nightclub, showgi.
Nightclubs.
Yes.
[audience applauding]
Well, they call me a Steinway
What a piano might say.
[audience applauding]
rophy,
a variety of club...
Things in a telethons. Things that raise money.
Yeah.
Things that fundraisers-- Things that raise money, um...
Things with donations.
People with donations?
The Salvation Army?
Yes!
[audience applauding]
The needle, the thread, the pedal, t■ú...
Yes.
[audience applauding]
Talking, television, Morse Code...
Yes!
[audience applauding]
The panic button.
Things you push. Things you hit.
Yes!
Yes!
[audience cheering]
[indistinct chatter]
Aw.
We got it!
Oh, my goodness. It's terrible.
You were great.
What about that-- [gibbers]
Everybody turn around and take a look
at that little clock over there in the darkness.
You'll see two seconds on there
That was what was left when you were going...
I know. I saw you going, "Hurry up, hurry up!"
Oh, well when I yelled at you, "Hurry!"
you had several seconds.
So I knew you had to get on your horse.
How much money is it all together now?
$20,750 and a trip to London.
I can't believe i.
[audience applauding]
Anybody who wasn't watching the other day,
introduce the lady, please?
Julie, congratulations!
We'll be right back. Thank you, sir.
Go■@ job!
That panic button is the only thing I can...
All right.
[audience applauding]
OOOH.
COOL.
JOY.
I GOT CRACKER CHIPS.
[ laughing ]
CHOCOLATEY PRETZEL.
Special K!
[ Female Announcer ] SNACK AND STAY ON TRACK WITH Special K.
I LIKE "CONFIDENCE." I AM A CONFIDENT LADY.
[ laughter ]
THIS IS AMERICA.
WE DON'T LET FREQUENT HEARTBURN
COME BETWEEN US AND WHAT WE LOVE.
SO IF YOU'RE ONE OF THEM PEOPLE WHO GETS HEARTBURN
AND THEN TREATS DAY AFTER DAY...
BLOCK THE ACID WITH PRILOSEC OTC
AND DON'T GET HEARTBURN IN THE FIRST PLACE!
[ Male Announcer ] ONE PILL EACH MORNING. 24 HOURS. ZERO HEARTBURN.
He'd be partnered with Betty White
and Jamie Farr gets the game underway
with Catherine in a moment.
These are the subjects:
Folks, we have On Broadway, Order Of The Day,
Energize Me, Picture This,
Home Sweet Home, notice that spelling,
Let me give away something here in a moment.
What are we gonna give away?
Aha! Mystery 7 time.
A portable video camera recorder,
worth a lot of money.
Jamie, where do we go?
Catherine, what would you like?
Order Of The Day.
Describe these things associated with an order.
Things associated with an order.
Ready, go.
Not the Navy, but the...
Army.
A man sits there with the gavel, with the jury...
Yes.
A, B, C, D, E, F, G is what?
The alphabet?
The man who servesou at your table is...
A waiter.
When you go to a market to buy...
Yes.
And you tell your dog to sit, he will...
Yes.
List.
All right.
[audience applauding]
Pretty score, 7-pointer.
Dave standby and Betty if you will.
How about Energize Me?
Energize Me, all right.
Describe for your partner these things
that make other things run.
Things that make other things run.
Ready, go.
, you...
Uh-hmm.
You start your car's...
Uh-hmm.
The wind.
Uh-huh.
The thing that makes your car start or the-- You make the...
Uh-hmm.
The guy who calls the signals in a football game.
Uh-hmm.
The thing that you plug in the wall, to energize the...
The overall...
Uh-hmm.
And onward... UCLA!
Uh-hmm.
All right! Ha-ha!
[audience applauding]
7-7.
We have On Broadway Picture This Home Sweet Home■
and Try to Relax, Catherine.
All right.
Describe-- I beg your pardon.
Describe these things that are photographed.
Things that are photographed.
Ready, go.
Okay, not the groom but the...
Right.
When you get out of school,
Get a diploma...
Graduation.
Right. And Mars, Venus.
Right.
The winner of the ge is the...
The person who won is the...
Right.
And when you score 7 points in a football game.
Right.
And in the middle of "Playboy" magazine?
Right.
And who's the person who's running for office is a...
Right?
[buzzer sounds]
(***) Candidate.
[audience applauding]
13-7.
That gives the edge to David.
If he can pull of 7 out of 7 here.
y 7
We're gonna try Try to Relax.
Try to Relax.
Try to Relax is the one.
[audience applauding]
ize,
it will also give you the lead by one point.
We'll tell you what it is afterwards.
Here is the 30 seconds. Ready and go.
It's on the back of a horse, you ride on it.
Right.
Come sit on my...
Right.
It's got humps, an animal.
Right.
Little Miss Muffet..
Right.
A boat pulls up to the...
Right.
Okay, you sit on a bar?
Right.
You pull your car to the...
Garage. The port.
No, the side. The cement thing on the side?
Right.
[audience applauding]
Oh, that's right.
The man has done it again.
You've got a one point lead.
Those are all things you sit on and listen to this.
wo.
You've met his lady friend,
and you're going to take along with you.
A portable video camera recorder worth over $1,800,
on your little vacation.
Very good.
Jamie, you are trailing, you and Catherine.
So y of the
Home Sweet Home and...
I will give, yes.
Oh, I know that.
Sure.
Things in a star's dressing room.
The mirror.
Uh, what you do?
Yes.
You put this on to cover your...
No, to cover your shorts.
Clothing. Robe. Bathrobe.
Yes.
Couch. Bed.
A blank lounge, a blank lounge.
Yes.
Makeup.
Yes.
You have somebody who helps you.
Valentino. A valet.
Yes.
And you get nervous. What is it called?
Yes, but it's, it's...
[buzzer sounds]
Yes, jittery and you got it.
[audience applauding]
I can't believe we did that. Oh, my gosh, Jamie.
It puts the pressure on the other team.
They've got to get all 7 out 7
in order to win this thing.
And there's $25,000 riding on it.
Who'll give and who'll--
Are you two socializing over there?
Betty's gona give the clues.
I'm sorry, Julie.
You know, you understand how it is
when you're in show business. Bye!
you
[audience laughing]
A fat chance.
These are things found in the city.
Things found in a city.
You need 21 points.
Ready, go.
Not a cathedral but a...
Church.
The stuff, not smoke, not fog but...
Uh-hmm.
On top of the apartment building it's called the...
No, the fancy apartment is the...
Uh-hmm.
And where you buy little odd gifts, a little shop...
Souvenir shop?
A shop but a fancy one, a very fancy one.
Uh-huh.
And a train where you ride every day the same one
y. Subway.
If you make the same trip every day, you're a...
Uh-huh
[buzzer sounds]
By golly, let's go to the Winner's Circle
and see if we can tie it up with $10,000.
[audience applauding]
All right.
Okay.
They've got their strategy all planned out.
The thing here is you've got to win $10,000.
You normally come in and say,
"I'd like to win $10,000."
This time, you must win $10,000.
Put that obligation on you because if you don't,
that will be the end of the run.
It'd be really, really nice to have you back continuing
We had a tie yesterday, let's have a tie today.
ect.
Ready and go.
The bulb, a shade.
Things in a lamp.
[audience applaung]
Things in New York.
[audience applauding]
jobs,
because you're house has termites.
Yes!
[audience applauding]
Your sore feet.
Yes.
[audience applauding]
A ladder...
An e
Things that go up. Things that go down.
Things with rungs?
Things that crawl?
Your shoe?
A gas pedal.
A gas pedal.
Things that you push.
A foot pedal!
[buzzer sounds]
I do notnow.
An unwanted bug.
Things you get rid of.
Oh, things you--
I know what it is, you, um, you mash it.
What do you do with a gas pedal?
(Betty) The bathroom scale.
Step on.
It was not gonna happen, it wasn't destined.
I could not get you to step on something.
T
Can't think about anything else?
Stair-raisers.
A foot pedal.
Yeah.
$200, $300, $450-- $500.
We will be back to wrap it up in a moment.
You can see Bob Stewart back there pulling out
what little hair he has left saying, "You can't do that!"
[audience applauding]
Thanks so much, ***. I had fun.
It was a nice run. Thank you.
Thanks, Jamie.
I could have passed on it.
It's time to wrap it up on a Thursday.
Catherine, you've won $3,450 and a video cassette recorder,
a little memento of your visit.
Thank you, ma'am.
Yes, sir.
Dave, you are on your way. You've got $20,750.
A video camera recorder to record your visit to Lonn
and another chance to hit us again tomorrow.
I'll be here. I'll be here.
All right, sir.
You bet.
Please join us right here on the Thousand--
A Thousand? We lowered the price already.
You've wiped us out, Dave.
We may have some money
We'll see you then. For now, I'm *** Clark.
So long.
(Johnny Gilbert) For winning today's Mystery 7, Dave,