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*Wistling*
Hello and welcome to SilentPhill's new let's plays of
NO MORE HEROES!
To start off,
we will explain a few of the game's mechanics.
Part 1: Combat!
These will be explained during the games tutorials!
Oh! Uh... then Part 2: Game Flow!
Some call it repetative, I call it fun!
First you get an invoice with an increasing
amount of cash after every assassination!
These are the entrance fees you must
pay in order to proceed to the next mark!
What the f...
Second! That being said, you must find
ways to earn the money!
Be it with part time jobs,
assassination gigs,
or free fight missions!
Which will all be explained as they
they come up throughout the game!
Third! After you have aquired the amount needed,
which you will be told when you do,
you must deposit the cash into an ATM...
and how that money is put into an ATM,
I do not know!
Fourth! When you head back to your hotel,
a hot, sexy, blond lady will call you with
all the yummy, bloody, juicy details!
Sylvia: Hello Travis.
*Moan*
Fifth! When you make it to the specified marker,
you must first fight your way through
your target's small fry!
Does not matter how, just as long
as you leave no one behind alive!
Note that there are, however,
times when you can skip enemies
to make it to the next area.
However, you won't get paid for skipped enemies,
and plus, less blood equals
NO FUN!
Sixth! Fight the cold-hearted *** you came
to see, and give him or her a kiss... of death!
You will then rank up and must repeat all steps
again for the next rank!
Part 3: Items and Upgrades!
There are many items and upgrades to
collect throughout the game,
however I will explain what they are
when they come up as well!
Oh! Uh... then Part 4: Locations!
Same deal with the locations!
Ah! Oh. So, then, just get on with the game then?
Yes! On with the game!
Travis: I know a lot of gamers out there
don't have much patience.
Least that's what Bishop,
the dude at the video store, said.
So I'm at the register, and then I realize
I got no money.
I was seriously broke.
Why?
'Cause I met this smokin' hot chick last night
at the Death-Match bar.
Man, she smelled good!
So being the gentleman I am,
I bought her a drink.
Anyhoo, I decided to get a job.
The gig: Assassinate the Drifter.
So I went where I was supposed to
and waited for the guy to show up.
And there he was. This cat.
Well dressed, cool.
Couldn't tell if he was "the ***,"
or just plain old ***.
Yeah, so he's stylin', fast, aggresssive,
and packin' heat. Bada Bing!
Or at least it was supposed to be...
'Till she showed up.
Her name: Sylvia Christel.
An agent with this whatchamacallit association.
Sylvia: Congratulations.
You are certified as the 11th-best hit man.
How about getting rid of the ten killers above
you and aim for the top?
Travis: I wanna be number one. How's that?
Short and simple enough for ya?
It's gonna be a long, hard road.
But who knows?
Could kick ***...
Could be dangerous.
Could totally suck.
Whaddaya say, bro? Join me.
Let's see how far we can take this.
And for you there holding the Wii remote right now;
just press the 'A' button.
Let the bloodshed begin!
Me: Oh yeah and just to let you know,
this is rated mature, so for you kids
out there that aren't into blood, and cussing,
and all that stuff...
you know, you can just turn away if you want.
Travis: ***! (Told you!)
Me: Best... intro line... ever!
Travis: Yo, help me out here.
Where's this Death Metal dude?
Guard: He-he-he-elp!
Travis: Bad answer.
It's game time!