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Dear friends, many greetings from Serafino Massoni
here we are again together
today we'll speak about mother-in-law
who is the key of the monogamic and patriarchal wedding
you see, my dears, you've always to keep in your home a good copy of both dictionary and the Bible
a good and updated dictionary mustn't be missed and also the Bible
it's not necessary to be a believer to keep the Bible at home
the Bible should be an evening reading because it's the key text of the patriarchal wedding
the first order is "go forth and multiply" and then the decalogue
"You shall not covet your neighbor's wife", "You shall not covet anything that belongs to your neighbor"
and there it is! The private property, family, womens, thing
family, pater familias. "The woman is mine, only mine and she'll never be unfaithful to me"
Good! So, let's see... All the names that indicate each degree of patriarchal relationship are horrible
"mom" and "dad" are words that already remind us about our miserable birth
when we were impotent in the cradle and we stammer
and everybody was around us to tell us stupid things, so it's not clear how we've been able to learn speaking
with all these stupid words that mom,dad,granny,grandpa,aunt,uncle...have said to us
brothers-in-law...horrible! brothers-in-law hate themselves, there's a fierce envy between them
if one bought a parabolic antenna also the other brother in law wants it!
if one bought a new car also the other wants it! Horrible!
But the key figure is the mother-in-law
the key figure of the monogamic patriarchal family aren't the husband and wife
no! It's the mother-in-law! Horrible word! And the patriarchy here was very coherent in coining this word
because for a horrible reality it's necessary a horrible word!
Mother-in-law...I've flicked through a dictionary and I've not found a word that's worst than it!
Not even Erinyes are terrible words like "mother-in-law"
and then,because in the patriarchate crimes have multiplied
it's clear! With the private property it's said
to not desire anything that belongs to others and you,of course, begin to desire it!
if there's the prohibition there's also the desire
there's nothing that's most desired than something that's forbidden
there's the multiplication ("go forth and multuply") and there's also the multiplication of crimes
and so,patriarchs,had to transform Erinyes in Eumenides
because they were deities of justice, a too much awful justice against murderers
but when there were few crimes, Erinyes should have been also terrible
but when crimes have started to increase it was necessary to soften punishments and so they've been transformed into the indulgent Eumenides
but no one has been able to transform the mother-in-law into a benevolent reality even if have been passed millenniums
since the patriarchy and the monogamic family were established, mother-in-law has always been the same
horrible! A horrible figure! Horrible word and horrible figure!
To avoid marriage it would be sufficient that you've a look at your girlfriend's mom
you'll have the idea of how your wife will be within 30 or 40 years!
And then there's not only a bodily deterioration but there's also an increase of wickedness
the more wife gets old the more becomes wicked
and it's for this reason,because she is a prisoner of her husbund,she teases him
because she's forced to work at home for him, even if she has her own work outside
it's then clear that she wants to cockhold her husband
and with him no more sex, but with another one yes and maybe without desire but only to tease the husband
And when you see mother-in-law you get frightened! She's more then a witch!
On the other hand, when she looks at you, the one who'll marry her daughter, she looks at you with contempt!
Because if you've decided to marry her daughter it means that you'll come to the same end of his husband
that is you'll be betrayed by your wife
there's an old italian saying that says: "he'll have more horns him than a basket of snails!"
And this is the same also for your girlfriend,the one who'll be your wife
when she sees your mother! How bad they look at each other!!
If you are women and you go to meet your boyfriend's mom
if you're women, you who are listening to me, you'll be scanned badly by his mother
because the mother-in-law will think that you'll do to his son the same things she did to her husband
the one who'll become your father-in-law. It's inevitable,inevitable!
Mother-in-law and daughter-in-law take a look at themeselves when they first meet and they study one another
but the mother-in-law, who has already done many things,
thinks about at all the wrongs you'll do to him,his son!
You'll castrate him! Yes, you'll wash his underpants and socks but you'll make him a doormat!
Just like your father-in-law who's become a doormat
Horrible figure the mother-in-law! Horrible figure! That's well described by a suitable word!
Mother-in-law: the worst world that our dictionary contains!
Well,dear friends,thanks if you have listened to me and best regards to you from Serafino Massoni.