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Hey, Andy Samberg, I hear you coming to the Superbowl with Lonely Island.
Well, I want you to know -- I'm coming too,
but I'm coming...
To take you OUT.
Come at me bro - I'M COMIN' FOR YOU Come at me bro - I'M COMIN' FOR YOU
I'm gonna rip your face off and spit it right back, I'm comin for you like a chimp attack
Jar your jam and jelly, stock a cellar for the storm, I'm coming for you, and then Akiva and Jorm
Like a quarterback you'll be feelin my sack, I'm gonna rub it in yo face like I'm brushing tooth plaque
Come at me bro - I'M COMIN' FOR YOU Come at me bro - I'M COMIN' FOR YOU
I'm comin atcha with a spatula to scrape you off the bricks
After I swarm you like the chloroform you use to get chicks
You got nothin to bring, ***, but a hobbit hairdo, on top of the head of just another show business Jew
Look, there's only one way to spin this, you need to go full damage control.
I'm talking public apology, charitable donation, maybe wear one of those little hats, a yakama...
It's called a yarmulke, or a kipput.
Wait, are you Jewish?
Yes.
Then you're fine.
Ah. Well, I've got black friends, does that mean I can say nig--
NO.
When you see us comin atcha with a press full-court, you better step 'fore you sh*t your digital shorts
The only Andy on my TV is Andy Dufresne;
*** crawled 500 yards through a sewage drain
Bring it, Andy Sam, you can bring it all night
I'll just watch your jokes go sailing wide right
Come at me bro - I'M COMIN' FOR YOU Come at me bro - I'M COMIN' FOR YOU
Superbowl... Crash the Superbowl...
This ain't the Muppet Show, ***, your hair too big, on SNL Kristen ain't the only funny Wiig
You want the kind of hair that the *** call hot?
*** look it up, it's called a BALD SPOT.
Whoa-ohh-whoaaa, bald spot...
I'm more funny than you, just look at the stats You can't even get Lorne to approve Laser Cats
Come at me bro - I'M COMIN' FOR YOU Come at me bro - I'M COMIN' FOR YOU
Laser cats... Would benefit from better production values...
It ain't cute anymore, just look at the score, your hair's goin grey, you thirty-four,
You wanna bring heat, better change your beat, cause you just suckin Lorne Michael's ***
I've received a cease and desist letter.
I'm just being edgy and cool, like Andy.
Andy Samberg is actually cool.
Look, these Lonely Island guys are actually nice people, who are trying to do you a favor!
Plus, the word "***" is still sensitive when it comes to the Superbowl.
I ain't hatin just prognosticatin, what you gonna do?
To quote your predecessor, "What a fine-lookin Jew."
Bring it, Andy Sam, *** you better be afraid, You UNlucky you about to get Frito-Laid
Salty treats... good nutritional value...
Bring it, Andy Sam, bring Timberlake too He out playin, you just prayin for Hot Rod 2
Come at me bro - I'M COMIN' FOR YOU Come at me bro - I'M COMIN' FOR YOU
Nobody's bought your movies or your CDs yet, cuz we get that sh*t for free on the Internet
Once again, if you want a career in this industry, you need to think before you speak.
Pay good money, buy that *** Blu-Ray, or else you'll get *** by the RIAA--
Again, the word "***" is not the kind of—
Consensual sex is the only safe course, but you faggots better--
NO!
But half my friends are gay!
Republicans lick--
Again --
Nig--
[LOUD SLAP]
So...
[LOUD SLAP]
Okay!
The views expressed herein are not the views you just heard
I misremembered, I misspoke, with God's forgiveness I'll be cured
I'm deeply truly sorry for the rhymes that weren't nice
I apologize from the depths of my laywer's advice
I ain't got Andy's hair or Lonely Island's fame
But they vote for us, they vote because we got a Great Dane.
Come at me bro. I'm comin' for you.
Bald spot, ***.