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Not only I had to leave Valencia leaving the documentary unfinished.
Now, they wouldn't let me travel with Vicenteta.
You can't get in carrying that.
What's the matter with us weirdos? Can't we be outside our hometown?
"Endangered Species"
No! Don't eat now, Vicent!
I had mussels, esgarraet and paella, but the all i pebre was the best.
Even more when I didn't know the origin of that Albuferan dish.
Look, Archie, that's the eel you like so much.
Look at it! Yummy!
Now I love that *** snake.
But then I was scared of it like a panda in front of a python.
Are we foreigners as strange as pandas or eels?
Would I be more tender if I were cooked in all i pebre?
The Bostonian foreignus, a rare migratory bird,
is unaware of a unique floral variety: the Sunday tripper pine.
Stop it, Vicent! Stop eating oranges already!
You have to focus on me alone, OK? Stick to my butt
Come on, Vicent!
Yeah, you can see their balls.
Right, people here also play ball. Volleyball, football...
No, Archie, I mean they're naked. They're all fully naked.
¡Get down! ¡Get down!
What are you doing, you sons of ***!
Get outta here already!
Why do you laugh like you're retarded?
Watching someone laugh isn't sexy to you people?
So you like someone here! You like the waitress!
Archie! And I thought you were asexual!
Do you need to be a marathon runner to get off with someone?
-Not at all. -Do you need a Harvard degree?
Harvard? Not even in the Politècnic.
Or be related to the Kennedys?
No, but being related to the Roigs might help.
I find it hard to get laid, here or in Boston.
What do I do?
At least stop laughing like a psycho every time the girl gets near.
Hey, stop recording me already!
As a waitress I get 6? per hour, but as an actress I have my fees.
At least get my face, will you?
Dude! You're scaring the birds!
What's up, Moca! How are you doing, man?
Yeah, it's 50 bucks. They are real tiles from Manises.
Bring it tomorrow. Great, dude. Bye.
Now please stop talking, we've scared all the birds.
OK, whatever. Come on, I'm still recording.
Sorry, man. It's my mother. Hi, mummy, what's up?
Yeah, sunday at 10. I've got to go, I'm working.
We're having a paella. Go on.
OK, I've had enough.
Anger can be dangerous to the weak and the innocent,
to beings in need of protection in this unfair and crazy world.
Go back to your family!
Goodbye! Farewell, Vicenteta!
I know what it's like.