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Greetings, folks... Trooper Tru here.
Before I proceed in sharing this presentation,
I wish to stress that this video in no way endorses racism, bigotry,
or any other hateful cause.
I am just merely contributing to the current trend of Hitler Rant Parodies.
These parody videos have covered a lot of topics and unique situations...
from President Barack Obama being re-elected,
to being banned from the X-Box Live network.
And now I present my own contribution, where my organization (the MJPL Brotherhood)
accepts membership applications from everyone from Germany...
with the exception of Adolf Hitler and his crew.
With that being said, I hope you enjoy this little presentation.
Goodbye for now.
Here are the latest figures, boss.
More and more MJPL Brotherhood membership applications have been accepted in most parts
of Germany...
but our applications in this region have been rejected.
Phone Steiner at once; have him cancel everybody's memberships.
Uhhh... Boss, Steiner...
Steiner has left our Nazi party and officially joined the MJPL Brotherhood.
Anyone who is a member of this MJPL Brotherhood,
please leave the room.
That Black ***! He accepted everyone but us!
And that moronic *** Steiner turned soft
and decided to fight for all things good and decent!
And it's all because of that half-breed MJPL President and his fat-*** second-in-command!
They have ruined the reputation of the SS!
They have integrated with the *** ***! They have turned my people against me!
Boss, could we ask the Koreans for help?
They're of no use to us; they have allied themselves with Japan!
Boss, what about PSY?
That Gangnam Goofball is even more popular than I am!
I'm *** ruined!
All my years of making people worship me as a god...
all ruined by the MJPL Brotherhood!
Not to mention that maniac Simon Ghost Riley; he loves blowing *** up!
It's only a matter of time before we are his next target!
This is all tearing me up inside!
Now I'll be on a list of defeated dictators -- like Stalin!
Tom Sneddon -- hated by all Michael-Maniacs... but I love him!
No doubt he is on that list too!
We're all ***!
The UAA and the MAD... both groups defeated by that moronic organization...
Michael-Maniacs and Pink Lady fans... I hate them all!
I hate to sound like those *** ***,
but I feel like committing seppuku and drowning in my own *** blood!
I'm glad we are leaving the Nazis for the Brotherhood.
The MJPL Brotherhood wins again.
It's time for us Nazis to disband, once and for all.
It's all over.
I quit. It's all over.
Thank all remaining Nazis for their faithful service to me.
I need to spend these last few hours by myself.
Goodbye, my brothers.