Legally Mine - Our uncooperative lawyer

(over heroic music) Hi, my name's Tony Worthington, and I'm an attorney. No, not that kind of an attorney, I don't sue people for money. Instead, I work for Legally Mine, a company that protects people from lawsuits. As a trained attorney, I know all the tricks and schemes that other lawyers will use to try to-- What are you doing? Don't worry about it. Just keep going. But you're shaking the camera. Yeah, I'm giving it a sense of urgency-- it'll be way more dynamic. Well can you stop, it's really distracting. (music fades) Alright, fine. Alright. Now where was I? Just uh, just say the last line. Oh, yeah, I don't know. What? It's just not something I would say. Come on, just say it. It's good. You're saying that because you wrote it. It sounds like a cheap slogan. Just say it one time. Just for the camera. (music resumes) (sigh) I make my money by helping you keep yours. Alright, so...what would YOU say about Legally Mine, then. In your own words. The way YOU would say it. Well, asset protection is complicated. There's a lot of legal stuff, and a LOT of paperwork. Legally Mine is more like legal and financial protection in a simplified package. We make people's lives easier by doing as much of the work for them as possible. OK... That's it? Yeah, that's it. Now go away so I can get my actual work done. Alright, well, um... Thanks...I guess.