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-HYUNG! -MY DONGSAENG! -That RC!
We're gonna do something special, right? Gonna do a ***'...
I mean, we're not gonna dance, don't worry you mafuckin' ***. There's 18 people that
are apparently too serious for ***' dancing and ***.
But, we're...
Why're you trying to be GD when you know you can't be GD.
We're gonna react to
GD's SBS
Inkigayo
Ready for this ***?
Taeyang was in this ***.
-Taeyang's in this ***. -He did it for free, right, cause he ain't got no job. -He got no job.
-C'mon Tommy. -Before they filmed this ***,
GD is uhh,
GD is dressed in a cow...umm
I said cowboy.
Uhhh, ***' bear costume.
Mmhmm
-Waving at these broads...-They didn't even know. -going inside the...-They didn't even know.
Going inside the
seating area. -If they knew, there would've been a flood.
Yo, I bet you when they found out, when they saw this ***, it was like, "***!".
Cause you saw them, "What the *** is this mafucka waving at me for, the *** is a bear doing?".
They didn't put two and two together because
that has to be like, the most
guarded
mascot.
Ain't no mascot in the world gonna have that much ***' security around them.
So remember kids,
if you're hiking and you see a bear, hug it. It could be
GD.
It could be GD.
-If it's not GD, well... -Sorry
You died for GD, I means that's good.
-You're a martyr. -You go to GD Heaven.
And you get awarded 72 GDs.
Let's watch Inkigayo. 3...2...
INKIGAYO!!! Here we go.
They're doing One Of A Kind first, and then they'll do Crayon. It doesn't draw on my face.
Need more eyebrows.
Oh boy.
-Laces looking fresh. -With the crazy, yellow, and look at this hobo right here.
-Look at this homeless person right here. -Young Beezy -Got no job, will dance for food.
Youngbae, go back to the studio and make some God damn music.
He said, "Go Lindsey" but isn't that the chick Lydia Paek?
I thought he said
Minzy, I dunno.
-The set is kinda crazy lookin'. -Yea, it's kinda cool.
It's like graph paper in three dimensions.
I'm having math nightmares.
That dude has, that back-up dancer in the back has
way too short
shorts.
-Like a ballplayer. -***'s are kinda high
for a goon squad look.
I know all this choreography.
You know what, to be honest,
this *** looks exactly like our video.
I thought that was you.
It's just that 18 people are blind.
It's gonna turn into 20 tomorrow.
-***' haters, yo. -Oh there's girls now, hello.
If you like my dancing, yo, thumbs up that *** cause people be thumbing down that ***
cause they're ***' heartless people
and they hate GD.
The chicks are dressed very fine.
-What's his chain say...ohh of course, duh. -Duh! Put a crayon in my ear...
He changed the ***' choreography, I think we gotta do another dance video.
One Of A Kind!
We know.
He almost slapped that chick's ***. He should, he should just do it.
She'd probably be dead at the end.
All those damn fans
and ***.
Yo that dude's shorts.
How many times you think they shot this?
Yo, they shoot these
music shows like 20 times. -Ain't no one time deal. -at like 4,
until 4 o'clock in the morning.
And that audience don't get to leave.
Taeyang's back, will dance for food.
GET A JOB TAEYANG!
You don't wanna get a job...
Yo, this *** is exactly what I had...I don't even know.
If you don't wanna get a job, at least hang out with IU.
-Get Out, need to bootleg that ***. -Bootleg that ***, Get Out.
Here comes the mentalness, yo, where's the mollies, we gotta to take some drugs first.
Whoa, that guy looked like a ninja.
Swag check!
Head, shoulders, knees, toes swag check. You gotta swag check yourself.
-Check my junk. -Swag check, swag check, swag check, no breast cancer, swag check, swag check,
swag check.
Who's on the shirt?
-Some hockey player. -A hockey player that's crying ooze. -Probably illuminati, you know how they be.
Dragonball huh...look like a pizza to me.
I couldn't be G-Dragon.
Cause I would throw towels at my back-up
dancers like Seungri.
I wouldn't be able to.
I wouldn't be able to keep it professional.
-His hair look like an Italian Icee, right? -Yea,
red, white, and blue, delicious.
You know, like, the rainbow ***.
When it starts mixing together
it turns black. -Yea, that's weird.
It's like a dark, purply black.
That *** tastes good that's why we ***' chunky.
Cause our childhoods were filled with GD's ***' hair.
They selling those joints now, right?
Like special edition chains and stuff like that?
Oh that ***? Man, on Friday apparently.
It's like limited to 88.
You know if the claws cost
$320. That ***
will ***' cost like
$888.
-Well, wasn't '88 the Year of the Dragon? -Yea
And he is G-Dragon.
Message!
Sometimes you have to buy it, so
"Treat yo'self!"
Is that Tiger JK?
-Tiger JK don't look crazy anymore. -No, he looks crazier, blonde.
Yea, that's blood red, holy crap.
Why so serious, indeed.
-That's a pretty insane set. -That's an insane set.
-All his fans down there, too? -To look up his pants.-Perverts
COME ON GIRLS!
Come on, girls.
When's the soccer chant gonna kick in?
My favorite part.
You know he says that Crayon is crazy and Jiyong put together.
The way they cut this is flawless.
Cause he's transporting, instant transmission like Goku.
-From the top to the bottom. -He does have a Dragonball tattoo.
[soccer chant]
Touching my brain.
Touching my brain, touching my brain, and I forgot G-Dragon.
Yo, there's probably chicks that got burned by that ***.
-Nah, that don't hurt. -Golf clap?
Let's golf clap that ***.
If you're going to call that a comeback,
that *** is a comeback. -I don't know why they call it a comeback when he ain't never left.
Message!
-That's true. -Here, here,
and here.
And in the Crayon music video,
for that split second he was a chick, down here.
Just him though.