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The "Salesman Game". Dani, Allan and Lico will play.
They will improvise a scene and Allan will be selling something there.
Every time I ring the bell, the scene freezes, and this thing will change.
But it will be a member of the audience who decides.
Please pick up someone from the audience. Does anyone wants to play with us?
Look at that... Very good.
- What's your name, lady? - Laísa.
I'll explain again. Allan is a salesman. There's two customers.
Every time I ring the bell, the scene stops.
Ad whatever he's selling will change, and you will choose it.
So I ring the bell and you say something else.
Tell me the first item he will sell.
- An 'airplane'. - Airplane. Fantastic.
It's the "Salesman Game", starting with 'airplane', go!
Let me open the door for you, sir.
- Hello Jarbas! - Hello, how are you?
- I see that's a new model... - Yes, it's a CK 4000 from Ambers Airlines.
Amazing, and the aerodynamics matches you, sir.
Look at the seats, totally reclinable,
you can bring your family with comfort, we have a barman, a bartender,
flight service and everything you want here...
'High heel sandals'.
These sandals, as you can see...
- They're reverse heels, aren't they? - Yes.
- Because I feel shorter... - That's what's special about the sandals.
They make you shrink! Being such a tall and young fellow...
This is the one that has LEDs...
An 'ox'.
- Of course, of course... It can... - Look...
They are legitimate ox hooves.
- So they're ox hooves! - Hooves with the ox, they're together!
Moo!
- Fine... But this ox is too thin! - Thanks!
But it's ready for fattening!
An 'hourglass'.
And how can I measure this time?
It's like you could turn back time, look.
- Good. What do you think? - From here it sure looks like an hourglass.
Like you did something stupid and wanted to go back in time.
You turn the hourglass and go back...
An 'apartment'.
But it looks too small, doesn't it?
The brochure said 100 square meters with a barbecue area.
- Excuse me. - Oh no.
It fits in your pocket...
- You can take it wherever you want... - My goodness, it comes with furniture!
- Of course! - It could be a beach apartment.
- And it has water! - But how can it be an apartment if it is alone?
- It's a new kind... - Looks more like a house...
A 'floating device'.
It's a floating device too...
And it stays round right here, is that it?
You can use in a pool, in the sea, in any place. It floats!
Do you have a pool so we can try it?
- There's a tub here, if you want... - A 'skirt'.
- Looks good on you... - Do you think?
- It has summer colors. - I did like this, she came like...
A 'horse'.
- How do you feel up there? - I feel great!
CIA. BARBIXAS DE HUMOR presented
IMPROVÁVEL Probably a good show.