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Narrator: EVERY BRIDE WANTS TO HEAR FIREWORKS
WHEN SHE SAYS "I DO."
OH, MY GOD!
Narrator: BUT WHILE SOME DREAM OF STORYBOOK DAYS...
SHE WAS A GLOWING BRIDE.
Narrator: ...OTHERS SHARE A DARKER VISION.
[ SCREAMS ]
IT'S TOO SCARY AND OMINOUS.
THIS SHOULD DEFINITELY BE CALLED "THREE WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL."
Narrator: SO, WHAT HAPPENS WHEN FOUR BRIDES AGREE TO BE GUESTS
AT EACH OTHER'S WEDDINGS TO DECIDE WHICH ONE IS BEST?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
WILL THEY EMBRACE THE PARTY SPIRIT...
YEE-HA!
THEY WERE THERE FOR A PARTY,
AND THERE WAS NOTHING GONNA STOP THEM.
Narrator: ...OR HOPE FOR DIVINE INTERVENTION.
YOU'VE IRRITATED ME LIKE NO ONE ELSE CAN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
GOD HELP HER.
Narrator: AT STAKE IS A BREATHTAKING HONEYMOON
TO A SURPRISE DESTINATION.
WHICH OF THESE BRIDES WILL SEE HER GROOM
STEP OUT OF THE PRIZEWINNER'S LIMO?
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
FIND OUT...
All: AFTER "FOUR WEDDINGS."
-- Captions by VITAC -- www.vitac.com
CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS
Narrator: MEET NEW YORK BRIDE KAREN.
MY WEDDING IS A COUNTRY, SHABBY-CHIC WEDDING
HERE ON KISMET, FIRE ISLAND.
Narrator: SHE'S GOT A DESTINATION WEDDING ON HER DOORSTEP
FOR HER MARRIAGE TO FIANCé, JOE.
FIRE ISLAND IS A BARRIER BEACH LOCATED OFF OF LONG ISLAND.
PEOPLE COME HERE TO SPEND THEIR SUMMERS,
AND THEN THERE'S ABOUT 15 FAMILIES
THAT LIVE ALL YEAR ROUND.
PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE IN TOWN IS INVITED TO THE WEDDING.
THE TOWN IS ALL EXCITED ABOUT IT.
EVERYBODY THAT'S COMING CAN'T WAIT.
Narrator: THIS VOLUNTEER FIREFIGHTER
THREATENS TO BE HOT STUFF OUT OF HER UNIFORM.
Karen: I'VE BEEN A MEMBER OF THE FIRE DEPARTMENT
FOR FIVE YEARS NOW.
ONE OF THE PICTURES THAT I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO
IS I'M GONNA BE IN MY WEDDING GOWN AND MY HEELS
AND GET A GREAT PICTURE
OF ALL MY MEMBERS AND MYSELF ON THE TRUCK.
Narrator: KAREN IS CONFIDENT HER $25,000 DAY
WILL BE ONE TO REMEMBER.
WE'RE GOING TO BE MARRIED AT THE END OF THE DOCK
AS THE SUN IS SETTING.
NOW, OUR GUESTS ARE GONNA FEEL LIKE
THEY'RE AT A DESTINATION WEDDING,
EVEN THOUGH IT'S 20 MINUTES FROM THE MAINLAND.
I'M HAVING A VERY OLD NEW YORK KIND OF WEDDING
IN A CLASSIC NEW YORK HOTEL IN THE HEART OF MIDTOWN.
Narrator: NEW YORK ISN'T JUST THE CONCRETE JUNGLE
TO ANUMITA AND HER FIANCé, RYAN.
I COME FROM INDIA.
NEW YORK IS WHERE MY DREAMS CAME TRUE.
I NEVER THOUGHT THAT I WOULD FIND THE LOVE OF MY LIFE
10,000 MILES AWAY FROM MY HOME COUNTRY.
EVERYTHING IN OUR WEDDING REPRESENTS NEW YORK.
WHAT I LOVE MOST ABOUT NEW YORK
IS THE FACT THAT ANUMITA'S HERE.
Narrator: AND AT THEIR $80,000 DAY,
ANUMITA WANTS ALL EYES ON HER.
Anumita: I'D NOT LIKE TO LOOK LIKE A PRINCESS.
I LIKE TO LOOK HOT.
WHEN I WALK DOWN THE AISLE,
I LIKE PEOPLE TO SAY, LIKE, "OH, SHE DOESN'T LOOK CUTE."
I WANT THEM TO SAY, "DAMN, SHE LOOKS HOT!"
Zoranda: I DEFINITELY FEEL LIKE MY WEDDING IS A FAIRY TALE
AND THAT I'M DEFINITELY GONNA BE THAT PRINCESS.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SAY WHEN MOMMY COMES DOWN THE AISLE, SOPHIA, HUH?
THE BRIDE IS COMING.
OH, YOU'RE SO SWEET.
MY DAUGHTER IS WEARING A MINI DRESS OF MINE.
SOPHIA MIGHT JUST STEAL MY THUNDER ON MY WEDDING DAY.
OH, YOU LOOK SO PRETTY, SOPHIA.
Narrator: ZORANDA'S 35-GRAND FAIRY TALE
WILL FOCUS ON HER FAMILY.
THERE'LL BE A LOT OF PHOTOS OF FAMILY THROUGHOUT THE RECEPTION.
I ALSO HAVE PHOTO FRAMES ON THE TABLE, AS WELL.
BUT THE BIGGEST PART
IS MY GRANDMOTHER WALKING ME DOWN THE AISLE.
IT'S GONNA HAVE AN EMOTIONAL IMPACT
ON EVERYONE AT THE WEDDING.
Narrator: AT THE END OF THE AISLE WILL BE FIANCé, REY.
WE MET ABOUT SEVEN YEARS AGO.
I WAS OUT WITH A BUNCH OF CO-WORKERS AT A RESTAURANT,
AND IT JUST SO HAPPENED THAT ZORANDA WAS MY WAITRESS.
AND WE'RE GETTING MARRIED! WHOO-HOO!
Zoranda: THE CEREMONY IS TAKING PLACE
IN NEW JERSEY AT A CATHOLIC CHURCH.
I DO FEEL LIKE I NEED TO GET MARRIED IN A CHURCH
TO FEEL OFFICIAL.
I WOULD LOVE TO HONOR MY FAMILY
BY HAVING A TRADITIONAL WEDDING.
I'M NOT A TRADITIONAL BRIDE BY ANY MEANS.
THE THEME OF OUR WEDDING IS AN OPULENT DRACULA'S CASTLE.
MY WEDDING IS BEYOND OUTSIDE OF THE BOX AT THIS POINT.
Narrator: BRIDE MARIE IS NO SMILER.
SHE'S CHOSEN A SPOOKY HALLOWEEN THEME FOR HER WEDDING.
YOU WILL SEE SKULLS ON THE PILLOWS.
YOU WILL SEE SKULLS ON THE BAR.
YOU WILL SEE SKULLS ON THE NAPKIN RINGS.
I HAVE ABOUT 4,000 ROSES.
I HAVE WELL OVER 600 CANDLES.
YEAH, IT'S RIDICULOUS.
MY BUDGET IS NOW AROUND $160,000.
Narrator: MARIE'S PUT FIANCé, FRANK, TO WORK
TO REALIZE HER 6-FIGURE SPECTACULAR.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST USE YOUR HANDS AND RIP IT OUT?
BECAUSE IT'S NOT THAT EASY, BABE.
WELL, AS FAR AS WHO'S THE BOSS FOR THE WEDDING PLANNING,
IT'S OBVIOUSLY HER.
Marie: YEAH? TRY IT.
SOMETIMES MY MOUTH HAS NO FILTER, AND I'M OKAY WITH THAT.
IF PEOPLE DON'T LIKE IT, THEY DON'T GOT TO LISTEN TO ME.
THERE IS NO COMPETITION AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED.
MY WEDDING IS UNIQUE, AND PEOPLE ARE GONNA BE JUST AWED,
AND IT'S JUST GONNA BE AN AMAZING TIME.
Narrator: BEFORE THE SHOWDOWN CAN BEGIN,
THE BRIDES MEET FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME
TO CHECK OUT THE COMPETITION.
LADIES, I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST TO AN AMAZING ADVENTURE
All: CHEERS.
Narrator: THEY'LL BE AWARDING EACH BIG DAY
AN OVERALL EXPERIENCE SCORE OUT OF 10.
LATER, THEY'LL BE RANKING THE WEDDINGS
EITHER FIRST, SECOND, OR THIRD IN THE REMAINING CATEGORIES --
THE VENUE, THE DRESS, AND THE FOOD.
THE BRIDE WHO RACKS UP THE MOST POINTS
WILL BE STARTING MARRIED LIFE IN LUXURY ON AN EXOTIC HONEYMOON.
Zoranda: I FEEL GREAT. I'M READY TO GET MARRIED.
THE MOST MEANINGFUL PART OF THE DAY TODAY
IS MY GRANDMA WALKING ME DOWN THE AISLE.
THIS WILL BE A GREAT, HEARTFELT EXPERIENCE FOR MY GUESTS.
Narrator: ZORANDA IS THE FIRST BRIDE TO TIE THE KNOT.
HER CELEBRATIONS BEGIN WITH A TRADITIONAL CATHOLIC CEREMONY.
Anumita: IT'S SO PRETTY.
IT'S LARGE.
IT IS A BIG CHURCH. I BETCHA IT HAS A BIG AISLE.
IT IS VERY DRAMATIC.
ZORANDA'S THEME IS FAMILY.
I'M EXPECTING TO SEE A LOT OF LOVE,
A LOT OF SUPPORT, A LOT OF EMOTION, ACTUALLY.
[ ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS ]
THANK YOU.
Marie: VERY PRETTY.
I LOVE ALL THE STAINED GLASS.
Marie: THE STAINED GLASS, THE HIGH, CATHEDRAL, CRAZY CEILINGS.
I MEAN, IT WAS A GORGEOUS CHURCH.
[ WAGNER'S "BRIDAL CHORUS" PLAYS ]
Karen: THERE WERE TWO PEOPLE
THAT WALKED ZORANDA DOWN THE AISLE.
ONE WAS HER GRANDMOTHER,
AND I BELIEVE THE OTHER ONE WAS HER UNCLE.
[ APPLAUSE ]
Father: MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS,
WE GATHER TOGETHER HERE TO CELEBRATE AND TO REJOICE.
REYNALDO AND ZORANDA.
OH, MY GOSH, THEIR PHOTOGRAPHERS.
THEY WERE DOWN THE AISLE, FUSSING WITH THE EQUIPMENT.
THEY WERE REALLY, REALLY INTRUSIVE.
THE PHOTOGRAPHER WAS A PHOTOGRAPHER FROM HELL.
Father: SINCE IT IS YOUR INTENTION
TO ENTER INTO MARRIAGE, JOIN YOUR HANDS.
AND REPEAT...
I, REYNALDO...
I, REYNALDO, TAKE YOU, ZORANDA...
...TO BE MY WIFE.
...TO BE MY WIFE.
I PROMISE TO BE TRUE IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH.
I, ZORANDA...
I, ZORANDA, TAKE YOU, REYNALDO, TO BE MY HUSBAND.
I PROMISE TO BE TRUE TO YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ LAUGHS ]
WHAT GOD HAS JOINED, MAN MUST NOT DIVIDE.
MAY THE GROOM KISS THE BRIDE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING ]
Karen: AFTER THE CEREMONY ENDED, WE ALL GATHERED OUTSIDE
FOR THE BRIDE AND GROOM TO TAKE A COUPLE OF PICTURES.
ZORANDA'S DRESS WAS PRINCESS-LIKE.
IT HAD A LOT OF SPARKLE TO IT. IT WAS TRADITIONAL, STRAPLESS.
IT FIT HER BEAUTIFULLY.
YEAH, IT'S PRETTY.
I DIDN'T KNOW SHE HAD ***.
REALLY?
Anumita: NOT A BIG FAN OF BALL GOWNS.
NOT A BIG FAN OF HUGE DRESSES.
I'VE SEEN A LOT OF BRIDES DO THE SAME DESIGN, BUT SHE LOOKED HOT.
All: YAY!
Deejay: WE NEED YOUR UNDIVIDED ATTENTION.
Narrator: THE NEWLYWEDS' SHOCKING VIDEO REVELATION.
WHOA!
Narrator: THESE FOUR BRIDES HAD NEVER MET.
NOW THEY'RE ATTENDING EACH OTHER'S BIG DAYS
TO RATE WHICH ONE IS BEST.
OH, YEAH.
Narrator: AT THE END OF THE COMPETITION,
ONE BRIDE WILL BE TOASTING HER SUCCESS
ON A DREAM HONEYMOON IN PARADISE.
ZORANDA AND REY SEALED IT WITH A KISS
IN A TRADITIONAL CATHOLIC CEREMONY.
All: YAY!
Narrator: NOW FOLLOWS COCKTAIL HOUR AT A NEARBY BANQUET HALL.
Marie: AS SOON AS YOU WALKED INTO THE HALL,
THERE WAS QUITE AN ARRAY OF FOOD.
SO IT WAS REALLY GOOD.
IT'S FOOD TIME.
CAN I JUST GET ONE MUSHROOM, PLEASE?
Karen: THERE WAS AN OUTSIDE VENUE.
THERE WAS BEAUTIFUL WEATHER.
SO EVERYBODY SAT OUTSIDE, WHICH WAS GREAT.
SURE.
THE COCKTAIL HOUR WAS ALMOST LIKE A RECEPTION
BECAUSE WE SAW A LOT OF FOOD, WHICH WAS GREAT.
I LIKED IT A LOT.
EVERYTHING WAS VERY GOOD.
YEAH.
YES.
WE DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE BALLROOM.
WE WANT TO FINISH OUR FOOD.
Narrator: BACK INSIDE, THE RECEPTION IS GETTING STARTED.
YES, IT IS.
Karen: THE ROOM WAS BEAUTIFUL.
THERE WAS A LOT OF UP LIGHTING,
BUT I DIDN'T SEE THE THEME IN THAT ROOM AT ALL.
Marie: IF YOU WANTED TO INCORPORATE FAMILY,
THERE WERE MANY WAYS YOU COULD HAVE DONE THAT
WITH THE CENTERPIECES, WITH THE TABLE NUMBERS.
AND I JUST DIDN'T SEE IT THERE.
Deejay: PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR MR. AND MRS. REY ESTEBAN!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Narrator: DINNER IS A CHOICE OF SALMON, CHICKEN, AND PRIME RIB.
HOW'S THE SALMON?
Karen: I CHOSE THE SALMON.
THERE WAS NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT IT.
IT JUST, KIND OF, WAS THERE.
Marie: I LIKED MY PIECE OF MEAT,
BUT AFTER COCKTAIL HOUR, IT WAS JUST TOO MUCH FOOD.
I COULDN'T FINISH IT.
Deejay: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
WE NEED YOUR UNDIVIDED ATTENTION UP TO THE SCREENS AT THIS TIME.
Karen: AFTER THE MAIN COURSE,
THERE WAS A SURPRISE SLIDE-SHOW PRESENTATION,
AND IT WAS ALL THE PICTURES
THAT THOSE PHOTOGRAPHERS WERE BUZZING AROUND WITH
ALL PUT TOGETHER, BEAUTIFULLY DONE.
AND THEN, AT THE END, THERE WAS A BIG "WOW" FACTOR.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
I WAS VERY SURPRISED.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS VERY SWEET HOW SHE INCORPORATED THAT.
SHE MADE IT ABOUT FAMILY AT THAT POINT.
WE DON'T DO THIS WELL.
THE MUSIC WAS GREAT, ONE OF THE HIGHLIGHTS OF THE EVENING.
THEY DID A FANTASTIC JOB IN GETTING THE PARTY GOING.
THIS IS DEFINITELY THE WEDDING TO TRY TO BEAT.
YOU COULD TRY, BUT IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
OH, MY GOD.
Narrator: COULD ZORANDA'S SHOCKING NEWS
WIN HER THE SURPRISE HONEYMOON TO PARADISE?
THE GUEST BRIDES RATE HER VENUE, FOOD, AND DRESS.
THOSE SCORES WILL BE REVEALED LATER.
FOR NOW, HERE'S WHAT THEY THOUGHT
OF THE OVERALL EXPERIENCE.
I AM GIVING ZORANDA'S WEDDING AN 8.
I REALLY LIKED THE ENTHUSIASM OF HER GUESTS.
I LOVED HER DEEJAY WITH THE PERCUSSIONS.
I REALLY LIKED HER COCKTAIL-HOUR FOOD.
HOWEVER, THE MAIN COURSE WASN'T REALLY TO MY LIKING.
I'M GIVING ZORANDA'S WEDDING A 6
BECAUSE I REALLY ENJOYED THE CEREMONY WITH HER GRANDMOTHER,
THE SURPRISE WITH THE SONOGRAM.
I DID NOT LIKE THE INTRUSIVE PHOTOGRAPHERS.
I DID NOT LIKE THE STANDARD, TRADITIONAL WEDDING FEEL.
IT'S LIKE EVERYONE ELSE'S WEDDING.
I AM GIVING ZORANDA'S WEDDING A 6.
I HAD A GREAT TIME ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
HOWEVER, I WISH THEY'D DONE A BETTER JOB DECORATING,
AND THE PHOTOGRAPHER WAS VERY OBTRUSIVE DURING THE CEREMONY.
Narrator: COMING UP -- ANUMITA AND RYAN'S BOLLYWOOD BOOGIE.
THAT WAS REALLY CUTE.
Narrator: THESE BRIDES ARE BATTLING IT OUT
FOR THE TITLE OF BEST WEDDING.
THE VICTORIOUS BRIDE AND GROOM
WILL SOAK UP THE SUN ON A LUXURY HONEYMOON TO PARADISE.
I CANNOT IMAGINE GETTING MARRIED ANYWHERE ELSE
EXCEPT NEW YORK CITY.
IT'S A HOME AWAY FROM HOME.
Narrator: ANUMITA IS READY TO WALK DOWN THE AISLE.
SHE'S CHOSEN A LANDMARK MANHATTAN HOTEL
FOR HER NEW YORK CELEBRATION,
BEGINNING WITH A TRADITIONAL JEWISH CEREMONY.
Zoranda: CITY NOISES.
I ACTUALLY HAVE NEVER ATTENDED A WEDDING IN THE CITY.
I THINK THAT IT'S GONNA HAVE A VERY FANCY CITY FEEL.
WOW. IT'S REALLY PRETTY.
THE CHANDELIER'S BEAUTIFUL.
WOW. LOOK AT THE LIGHTING.
YES, VERY BEAUTIFUL.
Karen: WHEN YOU FIRST WALKED IN, YOU SAW THE HUPPAH.
IT WAS WHITE,
AND THE MOST BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS IN THE FRONT OF IT.
IT WAS VERY, VERY PRETTY.
I LIKE THE CANDLES. THEY'RE REALLY, REALLY PRETTY.
Marie: THE CANDLES ARE VERY PRETTY.
IT WAS VERY ROMANTIC, BUT AS FAR AS THE DECOR GOES,
I THINK SHE COULD HAVE BROUGHT IT UP A NOTCH.
Rabbi: PLEASE RISE TO RECEIVE THE BRIDE.
[ SITAR MUSIC PLAYS ]
Zoranda: ANUMITA'S DRESS WAS VERY PRETTY.
IT HAD A LOT OF BLING ON THE TOP,
AND IT WAS JUST A GORGEOUS, GORGEOUS DRESS.
HER VEIL WAS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.
Marie: I THOUGHT SHE LOOKED STUNNING.
I LOVE THAT STYLE DRESS.
IT REALLY FLATTERED HER BODY.
IF I HAD A BODY LIKE HERS,
I WOULD DEFINITELY BE ROCKING THE SAME DRESS.
ANUMITA HAD HER SISTER AND HER MOTHER BY HER SIDE.
SHE STOPPED HALFWAY DOWN THE AISLE, AND THEY KISSED HER,
WHICH WAS VERY PRETTY.
Rabbi: PLEASE BE SEATED.
THIS IS THE DAY THE LORD HATH MADE,
AND WE WILL ALL COME TOGETHER TO HELP THIS LOVELY COUPLE.
YOU NEED TO BE THE BEST HUSBAND IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
IF YOU DON'T, I'LL COME AFTER YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THEIR RABBI WAS FUNNY.
I ENJOYED HIM RATHER IMMENSELY.
WITH THIS RING...
...BE THOU...
...CONSECRATED UNTO ME...
...CONSECRATED UNTO ME...
...AS MY WIFE.
AND MY BELOVED...
RYAN, TAKE VERY SPECIAL AIM, BECAUSE THIS IS THE LAST TIME
YOU'RE PUTTING YOUR FOOT DOWN IN THIS MARRIAGE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
BOOM.
MAZEL TOV, AND KISS THE BRIDE!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ MENDELSSOHN'S "WEDDING MARCH" PLAYS ]
[ JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS ]
Narrator: COCKTAIL HOUR BEGINS
WITH A SELECTION OF SIGNATURE DRINKS.
WOW. I GUESS WE'RE GETTING COCKTAILS ALREADY.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
OKAY. I'LL TAKE THE RED BLISS.
I'LL HAVE RED BLISS ALSO.
SHE HAD A MASHED-POTATO BAR SET UP.
IT WAS FILLING AND HOT. IT WAS VERY GOOD.
THEY HAD A DEEJAY,
AND THEN A WOMAN THAT WAS PLAYING VIOLIN.
Marie: IT'S JUST TOO MUCH CLUBBING FOR COCKTAIL HOUR.
Narrator: UPSTAIRS, THE GUEST BRIDES FIND THEIR SEATS
FOR THE RECEPTION.
IT'S VERY CUTE.
DEFINITELY NEW YORK STYLE.
HERE WE ARE, "'FOUR WEDDINGS' TRIO."
THE CARDS TO GO INTO THE RECEPTION WAS A METRO CARD
WITH YOUR PLACE SETTING ON IT, WHICH WAS VERY CUTE.
THAT'S NICE.
Marie: THE RECEPTION ROOM,
IT WAS TYPICAL CATERING HALL KIND OF FEEL
WHEN I WALKED IN, NOT GONNA LIE.
WELL, I GUESS THIS IS OUR SEATS.
HOW PRETTY.
I DEFINITELY GOT A WOW FACTOR FROM THE CENTERPIECES.
THEY WERE THE MAIN FOCAL POINT OF THE WHOLE ROOM.
SO, I'M PROUD AND HONORED TO INTRODUCE THE BRIDE AND GROOM,
ANUMITA AND RYAN!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ BOLLYWOOD MUSIC PLAYING ]
Karen: ANUMITA AND RYAN DID A TRADITIONAL
INDIAN BOLLYWOOD-STYLE DANCE THAT WAS REALLY CUTE.
[ MUSIC ENDS, APPLAUSE ]
Man: YEAH!
I WOULD LIKE TO START MY PORTION OF THE SPEECH BY SAYING
WITHOUT A DOUBT, RYAN IS BY FAR THE BEST COUSIN I'VE EVER HAD.
NOW, BEFORE I MOVE ANY FURTHER THAN MY CO-BEST MAN'S SPEECH,
I'D LIKE TO FIRST RAISE A TOAST
TO THE PARENTS OF THE BRIDE AND GROOM.
Man: MAZEL TOV.
MY LEAST FAVORITE PART OF ANUMITA AND RYAN'S WEDDING
WAS THE NONSTOP SPEECHES.
ANUMITA IS A VERY INTELLIGENT -- EXCUSE ME, SORRY.
BLESSED ART THOU, OH, LORD, OUR GOD, KING OF THE UNIVERSE.
THESE WERE THE LONGEST SPEECHES I'VE EVER HEARD AT A WEDDING.
Karen: [ Sighing ] OKAY.
THANK YOU.
THERE WERE ONLY TWO CHOICES FOR ENTRéE, EITHER FISH OR BEEF.
NEVER HAD STEAK WITH TOMATO SAUCE ON IT BEFORE,
AND I'M A BIG STEAK EATER.
IT'S ALMOST SACRILEGE TO DOUSE A STEAK IN TOMATO SAUCE.
NO, IT DOESN'T.
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
WHOO!
GO AHEAD.
SO, THE BRIDESMAIDS TRIED TO TEACH US
THE BOLLYWOOD STYLE OF DANCING.
WHAT THEY TOLD US
IS JUST TO PRETEND LIKE YOU WERE SCREWING IN A LIGHT BULB.
CHANGE THE LIGHT BULB!
CHANGE YOUR LIGHT BULB!
A LITTLE OUT OF MY ELEMENT. I WAS AMUSED WITH IT.
Woman: WHOO!
THE NEW YORK CITY DREAM DID BECOME A REALITY, FOR SURE.
RYAN IS THE BEST MAN THAT ANYBODY CAN EVER ASK FOR.
Narrator: WERE THE GUEST BRIDES ROMANCED
BY ANUMITA'S NEW YORK LOVE AFFAIR?
WHOO-HOO!
Narrator: THEY SCORE
HER DRESS, VENUE, AND FOOD,
BUT THOSE MARKS ARE KEPT A SECRET FOR THE TIME BEING.
NOW THEY'RE ONLY REVEALING THEIR SCORES FOR OVERALL EXPERIENCE.
I'M GIVING ANUMITA'S WEDDING A 6 OUT OF 10
BECAUSE HER DRESS WAS GORGEOUS
AND SHE INCORPORATED HER FAMILY IN THEIR WEDDING.
HOWEVER, THERE WAS WAY TOO MUCH MUSIC FOR COCKTAIL HOUR,
AND THE SPEECHES WERE WAY TOO MUCH FOR ME.
I'M GIVING ANUMITA'S WEDDING A 6.
I REALLY LOVED THE CEREMONY, AND I DID LOVE HER CENTERPIECES,
BUT I DIDN'T LOVE THE FOOD, AND THERE WAS NO FLOW.
IT JUST NEVER SEEMED LIKE THE PARTY GOT GOING.
I'M GIVING ANUMITA'S WEDDING A 4 BECAUSE I DID LOVE HER GOWN,
BUT HER CEREMONY SPACE WAS DECORATED VERY SPARSELY
AND THE FOOD WAS NOT MY FORTE.
I REALLY DON'T FEEL ANUMITA IS COMPETITION.
I MEAN, YOU HAVE TO BRING IT, AND IT WAS NOT BROUGHT.
ARE YOU GONNA GET UP THERE AND COUNTRY DANCE?
Narrator: A DOOZY OF A DO-SI-DO.
YEE-HA!
I HAD NO IDEA WHAT I WAS DOING.
Narrator: FOUR BRIDES WHO'VE NEVER MET
ARE ATTENDING EACH OTHER'S BIG DAYS TO RATE WHICH ONE IS BEST.
THE WINNING BRIDE AND GROOM WILL BE TOASTING THEIR SUCCESS
ON A HONEYMOON IN PARADISE.
Karen: THE FACT THAT ALL MY FRIENDS ARE HERE
AND EVERYBODY IN THE COMMUNITY IS INVOLVED IN THIS WEDDING,
IT'S SO HEARTWARMING.
THE DAY'S BEAUTIFUL, SO I CAN'T WAIT FOR EVERYBODY
TO JUST REALLY ENJOY WHAT FIRE ISLAND'S ALL ABOUT.
Narrator: THE SUN IS SHINING FOR KAREN'S DOCKSIDE CEREMONY.
GUESTS TAKE A FERRY TO THE BARRIER ISLAND
JUST A SHORT RIDE FROM THE MAINLAND.
IT'S KIND OF NICE.
IT'S VERY COLD.
MAYBE I'M JUST GETTING USED TO IT.
I GUESS YOU ARE.
I DO NOT LIKE OUTDOOR WEDDINGS IN OCTOBER.
AND WHEN YOU DECIDE
TO GET MARRIED ON THE WATER ON TOP OF IT,
IT'S 10 TIMES WORSE.
OH, THANK GOD. YOU'VE GOT BLANKETS.
Zoranda: OH, MY GOSH. KAREN IS SUCH A MOM.
IT WAS VERY NICE FOR HER TO GET BLANKETS FOR US,
'CAUSE WE WOULD HAVE FROZE TO DEATH,
AND THEN MY NOSE WOULD HAVE BEEN COLD
AND MY FEET WOULD HAVE FELL OFF.
I'M VERY HAPPY THAT WE GOT BLANKETS.
AWW, THAT IS SO NICE.
Anumita: THE VIEWS FROM THE CEREMONY WERE GREAT.
ON A SUMMER DAY, THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN THE PERFECT SETTING.
OH, IT'S STARTED.
Woman: WHOO.
Man: WHOO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
Zoranda: I DID GET THE VIBE OF A VERY COMMUNITY-BASED WEDDING.
EVERYONE SEEMED VERY CLOSE.
IT WAS VERY, VERY NICE TO BE AROUND A CROWD LIKE THAT TODAY.
Anumita: KAREN WAS ESCORTED BY HER TWO SONS DOWN THE AISLE.
I THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT.
WELCOME, EVERYONE, TO KAREN AND JOE'S WEDDING.
KAREN, WHEN WE FIRST MET,
WHAT I LOVED ABOUT YOU WAS YOUR SMILE.
I MAY NOT ALWAYS KNOW WHAT TO SAY,
'CAUSE I AM JUST A REGULAR JOE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
BUT I JUST KNOW THAT I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER.
I PROMISE ALWAYS TO KEEP LOVE ALIVE IN OUR HEARTS,
SUPPORT YOUR DREAMS,
AND I PROMISE TO LOVE YOU AND ONLY YOU
UNTIL THE LAST SUNSET OF OUR LIVES.
IT IS MY HONOR TO PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE.
YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Anumita: SHE WAS A GLOWING BRIDE,
AND SHE WAS SO HAPPY TO BE WITH JOE.
AND MY HEART WENT OUT FOR HER WHEN I SAW HER SO HAPPY.
Narrator: AFTER A QUICK PHOTO OF THE BRIDE AND HER FIRE CREW...
GROOM, YOU SHOULD BE THERE.
AWW. WELL, YOU'RE MARRIED TO ONE RIGHT NOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Narrator: THE GUESTS WARM UP IN A NEARBY BAR.
OH, WARM.
THERE'S HEAT. OH, YEAH.
HOLY TIGHT BAR.
WE'RE GONNA GO THAT WAY TOWARDS THE TABLES, I GUESS.
COCKTAIL HOUR -- KAREN HAD THE CHILI STATION,
THE SUSHI STATION, AND THE ANTIPASTI.
YEAH.
NOTHING SPECIAL, BUT IT'S GOOD.
WE DIDN'T GET TO TASTE EVERYTHING
WAS BECAUSE WE DIDN'T HAVE THE SPACE.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO GET TO THE BAR TO GET A DRINK.
IT'S SO PACKED.
Marie: WE'RE NOT GETTING TO THAT BAR, I'M TELLING YOU.
[ SIGHS ] I HATED COCKTAIL HOUR.
IT WAS JUST SO TIGHT IN THAT ROOM.
I'M DONE.
Narrator: THE RECEPTION IS HELD ON THE VENUE'S COVERED PATIO.
Zoranda: IT'S TOO TIGHT.
Anumita: THERE WERE SMALL CENTERPIECES,
AND THEN SHE HAD LIGHTS ALL AROUND.
AND THEN THERE WERE HANGING BEAUTIFUL CHANDELIERS
FROM TREE BRANCHES.
[ COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS ]
Zoranda: KAREN HAD A MERMAID-SHAPED DRESS.
SHE LOOKED VERY BEAUTIFUL.
BUT HER DRESS DIDN'T GO WITH HER THEME.
IT WAS VERY EMBELLISHED, BUT IT WAS DONE TASTEFULLY.
Narrator: FOR DINNER, THE GUESTS CHOOSE FROM A BUFFET SELECTION
OF GRILLED MEATS AND SEAFOOD.
I LOVE SHRIMP.
A BUFFET TO ME IS TACKY. I HATE BUFFETS.
BUT THERE WAS NO CRAZY LINE FOR IT, WHICH WAS GOOD.
OH, WOW. WHAT IS THIS?
FRIED RICE OR LO MEIN.
Zoranda: HOW COULD YOU SAY NO TO THAT?
I TRIED EVERY STATION, BUT I REALLY LIKED THE ASIAN CALAMARI.
[ STEEL GUITAR PLAYS ]
Marie: KAREN HAD A COUNTRY BAND.
AS MUCH AS I DESPISE COUNTRY MUSIC,
I WILL SAY THEY WERE GOOD.
THAT'S AS FAR AS I'M GOING.
YEE-HA!
I SO SURPRISED MYSELF TODAY.
DANCING TO THE COUNTRY MUSIC, IT WAS COOL.
YOU KNOW, I HAD NO IDEA WHAT I WAS DOING.
MARIE DID NOT HAVE A GREAT TIME.
SHE DOESN'T LIKE TO DANCE.
SHE DOESN'T LIKE TO DO THIS. SHE DOESN'T LIKE TO DO THAT.
GOD HELP HER.
Joe: I THINK THIS PARTY WAS ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC.
I THINK EVERYBODY HAD A GREAT TIME.
Karen: IT WAS MY DREAM COME TRUE.
I COULD NOT THINK OF ONE THING
THAT I WOULD HAVE DONE DIFFERENTLY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
Narrator: WILL KAREN BE SWAPPING THE BRACING BEACHES OF NEW YORK
FOR SUN-KISSED SHORES IN PARADISE?
THE GUEST BRIDES SCORE HER DRESS, VENUE, AND FOOD.
THEY'RE KEEPING THOSE SCORES UNDER WRAPS.
RIGHT NOW, THEY'RE ONLY REVEALING
WHAT THEY THOUGHT OF THE OVERALL EXPERIENCE.
I'M GIVING KAREN'S WEDDING A 7
BECAUSE I DID ENJOY HER SONS WALKING HER DOWN THE AISLE
AND THE COUNTRY MUSIC AND THE COUNTRY DANCING.
I DIDN'T ENJOY HOW COLD IT WAS.
ALSO COCKTAIL HOUR, IT WAS WAY TOO CROWDED.
I'M GIVING KAREN'S WEDDING A 5. I LOVED THE CEREMONY.
I TOOK OFF POINTS BECAUSE IT WAS BY THE WATER, IT WAS VERY COLD.
ALSO, THE COCKTAIL AREA WAS VERY CRAMPED.
I'M GIVING KAREN'S WEDDING A 6.
I DID LIKE HER SENSE OF COMMUNITY.
EVERYONE WAS VERY TIGHT-KNIT. IT WAS GREAT.
BUT I DESPISE COUNTRY MUSIC. I'M SORRY.
THIS IS NOT TEXAS. THIS IS NEW YORK.
AND I DID NOT LIKE THE DOCKSIDE, "LET'S BE COLD" THEME.
I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A THEATER.
Narrator: MARIE'S 6-FIGURE COUNT DRACULA WEDDING.
DID YOU NOT SEE MY WEDDING?
HELLO!
Marie: I'M TOO PISSED TO BE, LIKE, TYPICAL MARIE RIGHT NOW.
ALL MY PLANS ARE KIND OF FALLING APART BECAUSE PEOPLE
DID NOT PAY ATTENTION TO THE WAY THINGS NEEDED TO BE DONE.
BUT OTHER THAN THAT, I'M MARRYING FRANK, SO I'M HAPPY.
Narrator: THE PRESSURE IS ON TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS PERFECT
FOR MARIE'S 160-GRAND GOTHIC WEDDING.
YEAH.
WHAT DO YOU THINK IT'S GONNA BE LIKE?
HALLOWEEN.
I AM EXPECTING A LOT OF SURPRISES TONIGHT.
WHETHER THEY WERE GONNA BE GOOD OR BAD, I DON'T KNOW.
Zoranda: WOW.
OH, HELLO.
YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT TALL FOR ME.
Karen: WE WERE GREETED BY PERFORMERS ON STILTS.
IT WAS COOL.
I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A THEATER.
Narrator: MARIE'S TURNED A FORMER SYNAGOGUE
INTO DRACULA'S CASTLE.
Anumita: IT'S GOT CHARACTER, FOR SURE.
Karen: THERE WAS A HUGE CATHEDRAL AS A BACKDROP,
AND CANDELABRAS EVERYWHERE WITH LIT CANDLES.
Anumita: I LOVE IT.
I WAS TOTALLY NOT EXPECTING THIS.
Zoranda: YEAH, I WASN'T EXPECTING THIS EITHER.
Karen: THE PERFORMERS, THOUGH, ARE A LITTLE WEIRD,
I THINK, FOR THE CEREMONY.
YEAH.
OH, LOOK. SHE'S SO FLEXIBLE.
MARIE HAD A CONTORTIONIST. SHE WAS SUPER FLEXIBLE.
[ Laughing ] IT KIND OF HURT SEEING HER DO ALL THAT.
[ LAUGHS ]
WATCH THAT CANDELABRA. LOOK AT THEM SHAKE!
OH, NO. NO. NO. NO.
[ LAUGHS ]
I THINK THE FIREMAN IN ME IS COMING OUT.
YOU NEED TO PROTECT US.
I WILL. I WILL JUMP ON THE FLAMES FOR YOU.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ LOUD POP ]
WHEN I SAW MARIE COME IN, SHE LOOKED VERY VICTORIAN.
I DIDN'T ENJOY SEEING HER IN THAT DRESS.
IT WAS VERY BIG AND VERY BULKY.
THAT'S A HUGE DRESS.
Officiant: WE ARE GATHERED HERE ON THIS JOYFUL DAY
TO SHARE WITH FRANK AND MARIE
IN THE CELEBRATION OF THEIR MARRIAGE.
MARIE, FROM THE MOMENT WE MET,
YOU'VE CAPTIVATED ME AND SURPRISED ME
LIKE NO ONE ELSE HAS.
YOU'VE ALSO IRRITATED ME LIKE NO ONE ELSE CAN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
ALTHOUGH WE MAY BE LIVING IN MY CAR
AFTER PAYING FOR THIS WEDDING...
[ LAUGHTER ]
...IT WILL BE A CAR FULL OF LOVE...AND CATS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT DOESN'T MATTER, BECAUSE I'LL BE WITH MY TRUE LOVE.
THE DEFINITION OF A SOUL MATE IS A PERSON
YOU SHARE YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS WITH,
AND TODAY MY BIGGEST DREAM COMES TRUE.
I BECOME YOUR WIFE.
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN WORDS COULD EXPRESS.
I LOOK FORWARD TO SPENDING MY LIFE WITH YOU
AND OUR FURRY KIDS FOR A LONG, LONG TIME.
I THOUGHT THE VOWS WERE GREAT. THE CEREMONY WAS ENTERTAINING.
IT WAS JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER COUPLE.
FRANK, NOW YOU MAY KISS YOUR BRIDE.
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Narrator: COCKTAILS AND BUTLERED HORS D'OEUVRES ARE SERVED
ON THE BALCONY.
Karen: OOH, I LIKE THAT DECORATION.
I LIKE THAT CHANDELIER IN THAT BOX.
THAT LOOKS AWESOME.
Karen: THESE ARE WINE GLASSES TURNED UPSIDE DOWN.
I LIKE THAT.
I'M THINKING MARIE HAS A LITTLE ARTISTIC SIDE
THAT WE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT.
THERE'S A TAROT-CARD READER.
I SO WANT TO GET MY TAROT CARDS READ.
Zoranda: I'M NOT GETTING THAT DONE.
I FEEL LIKE IT'S DEVIL WORSHIPPING.
FOR ME, IT'S JUST SUCH ENTERTAINMENT.
I THINK ZORANDA'S GONNA WASH HERSELF IN HOLY WATER
AFTER THIS WEDDING.
I THOUGHT IF I WAS GONNA WIN "FOUR WEDDINGS."
THAT IS NOT IN YOUR CARDS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WE HAD A TAROT-CARD READER WHO WAS SO OFF.
SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON.
SHE WAS ALL OVER THE PLACE DURING THE READINGS,
SO IT WAS A LITTLE HARD TO GET IN THE FUN OF IT.
Narrator: DURING COCKTAIL HOUR,
THE 600 CANDLES HAVE BEEN REPOSITIONED FOR DINNER.
Anumita: WOW, THIS IS VERY PRETTY.
I LIKE THE CANDELABRAS. THEY'RE PRETTY.
Zoranda: I LIKE THE CANDELABRA.
MARIE DEFINITELY PULLED OFF HER THEME, GOTHIC CANDELABRAS,
THE BLACK EVERYWHERE, THE SKULLS.
IT WAS VERY NICE DECOR.
Karen: WOW, IT'S BLACK.
OH, MY GOD.
"TILL DEATH DO US PART."
I FEEL LIKE THE DEATH IS SO EMPHASIZED
THAT IT'S TOO SCARY AND OMINOUS.
THE ROSES AND FEELING LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO A FUNERAL,
I DON'T LIKE THAT FEEL TOO MUCH, ESPECIALLY ON YOUR WEDDING DAY.
[ CROW CAWS ]
OH, THIS IS VERY PRETTY.
Karen: THE TABLE SETTINGS WERE GORGEOUS.
THEY WERE BLACK TABLECLOTHS, GOLD CHARGERS,
THE STEMWARE WAS BEAUTIFUL GLASS WITH GOLD RIM AROUND IT.
VERY PRETTY.
Karen: THERE'S THE SKULL.
OH, GOT IT.
Karen: THE NAPKIN RINGS WERE INTERESTING.
THEY WERE A SKULL HEADS, AND WE GOT TO KEEP THEM.
VERY COOL.
[ LAUGHS ]
Deejay: MAKE SOME NOISE!
THE NEW MR. AND MRS. FRANK AND MARIE GREENE!
YEAH!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYS ]
Karen: I DIDN'T LOVE MARIE'S DRESS.
IT WAS A CORSET TOP THAT HAD THE CORSET TIES
BOTH IN THE BACK AND ON THE SIDES.
COME ON. YOU CAN DO BETTER.
THERE WERE SOME FEATHERS, AND THEN IT HAD TWO PARTITIONS.
IT SEEMED LIKE SHE WAS GOING TO FLAP AWAY ANY TIME.
SHE JUST FELT LIKE A HUGE BIRD.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Narrator: DINNER IS A CHOICE OF STEAK, HALIBUT, AND DUCK.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO TASTE LIKE.
Karen: I THINK THE STEAK IS DELICIOUS
WITH THE CHIMICHURRI SAUCE.
BUT I NEED IT COOKED MORE.
OH, YOU DON'T LIKE IT THAT RARE?
I CAN'T. I'LL BE SICK.
I FEEL BAD. IT LOOKS SO GOOD, THOUGH.
LOOK AT THIS. IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S NOT COOKED AT ALL.
LOOK.
THE STEAK COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER.
NOT EVERYBODY LIKES IT RARE.
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
Karen: I FEEL THAT HER ATTENTION TO DETAIL
WAS A DISADVANTAGE FOR HER.
IT ALMOST RULED HER DAY.
YOU COULDN'T HELP BUT FEEL
THAT SHE WAS DISAPPOINTED ABOUT SOME ASPECTS AND ASHAMED
BECAUSE THIS IS HER DAY.
[ SCREAMS ]
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
Marie: I THINK MY GUESTS LOVED EVERY MINUTE OF THIS.
DID YOU NOT SEE MY WEDDING?
HELLO! REALLY?
IF THEY HAVE ONE BAD THING TO SAY, THEY'RE IDIOTS!
[ LAUGHS ]
THE END!
ALL RIGHT. LET'S REDO THAT ONE.
NO. NO. NO. NO.
Narrator: DID MARIE'S GOTHIC SPECTACULAR
FRIGHTEN HIGH SCORES OUT OF THE JUDGES?
THE GUEST BRIDES RATE HER DRESS, VENUE, AND FOOD.
THOSE SCORES WILL BE REVEALED LATER,
BUT NOW HERE'S WHAT THEY THOUGHT OF THE OVERALL EXPERIENCE.
I'M GIVING MARIE'S WEDDING A 5.
I LIKED THE VENUE.
I LIKE THE WAY SHE TRANSFORMED IT.
I DID NOT LIKE HER DRESS.
IT'S TOO MUCH FEATHER, TOO HUGE,
AND I DID NOT LIKE THE PERFORMANCES.
IT WAS LIKE A PRODUCTION FOR ME.
I AM GIVING MARIE'S WEDDING A 5.
I REALLY LIKED THE VOWS THAT FRANK AND HER EXCHANGED.
THE FOOD WAS JUST OKAY, AND I REALLY WISH
THAT I WOULD HAVE JUST FELT MORE EXCITEMENT FOR MARIE
BEING PART OF THE WEDDING.
I'M GIVING MARIE'S WEDDING A 5.
SHE DID FOLLOW THROUGH WITH HER THEME.
THE FOOD WASN'T THAT TASTEFUL,
AND I COULD HAVE DONE WITHOUT THE BLACK.
THIS SHOULD DEFINITELY BE CALLED "THREE WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL."
I CAN'T WAIT.
IF I DON'T WIN, I WILL GO TOTALLY BALLISTIC
LIKE I NORMALLY DO AND *** OUT.
Narrator: EMOTIONS RUN HIGH
AS THE BRIDES PREPARE FOR THE FINAL SHOWDOWN.
Anumita: OH, MY GOD.
Narrator: EACH OF THESE FOUR BRIDES
BELIEVES HER BIG DAY WAS BEST.
[ LAUGHTER ]
BUT ONLY ONE WILL WALK AWAY WITH THE HONEYMOON OF HER DREAMS.
I THINK PERSONALITY'S GONNA COME INTO PLAY BIG-TIME.
I'M VERY CONFIDENT IN WHAT I DID FOR MY WEDDING,
BUT THE TASTES DIFFER.
I'M VERY OVER THE TOP, UNLIKE THE OTHER WEDDINGS.
AND SO, I CAN'T TELL YOU FOR SURE.
I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY WANT TO WIN,
ESPECIALLY WITH A SECOND BABY ON THE WAY.
I DEFINITELY NEED A VACATION.
Narrator: THE FOUR BRIDES HAVE ATTENDED EACH OTHER'S WEDDINGS
AND AWARDED A NUMBER OUT OF 10 FOR OVERALL EXPERIENCE.
TO PREVENT ONE BRIDE FROM LOW SCORING THE OTHERS
SIMPLY TO IMPROVE HER OWN CHANCES,
THE BRIDES GIVE THE REMAINING CATEGORIES --
THE VENUE, THE FOOD, AND THE DRESS --
FOR EACH WEDDING
A FIRST-, SECOND-, AND THIRD-PLACE RANKING.
THE RANKINGS ARE CONVERTED INTO POINTS
AND ADDED TO EXISTING SCORES.
I LIKED ANUMITA'S DRESS THE BEST BECAUSE IT'S DESIGNER,
AND I'M A FASHIONABLE KIND OF GIRL.
SO, WHEN SHE CAME DOWN, I WAS LIKE, "IT'S A GOOD DRESS."
I LIKED ZORANDA'S FOOD THE BEST
BECAUSE SHE HAD A LOT OF OPTIONS.
THE FOOD TASTED GOOD.
I LIKED KAREN'S VENUE THE BEST BECAUSE IT WAS VERY PERSONAL.
AND IT WAS OUTSIDE, AND YOU HAD A GOOD FEEL OVER THE WATER.
MY LEAST FAVORITE DRESS WAS MARIE'S DRESS
BECAUSE IT WAS JUST REALLY WIDE AND IT WAS A LOT OF DRESS.
Narrator: EACH BRIDE NOW HAS A TOTAL SCORE OUT OF 120.
THE BRIDES MEET ONE LAST TIME
TO DISCOVER WHO WILL BE JETTING OFF TO HONEYMOON HEAVEN.
[ CORK POPS ]
OOH!
[ LAUGHTER ]
TO FOUR NEW BEAUTIFUL BRIDES.
CHEERS. CONGRATULATIONS.
OOH, GINGER ALE'S GOOD.
IT'S GOOD?
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT WAS THE BEST PART OF YOUR WEDDING
WHEN YOU MADE THAT ANNOUNCEMENT WITH THE VIDEO PRODUCTION.
I WAS WOWED.
Zoranda: JUST LETTING YOU LADIES KNOW
THAT WE HAVE A LITTLE BOY ON THE WAY.
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
I KNEW IT.
CONGRATULATIONS.
I AM HOPING THAT I GET ANOTHER SURPRISE
AND MY HUSBAND WILL BE WALKING OUT THAT LIMO.
KAREN, I LOVED THE BLANKETS ON THE DOCK.
I FELT LIKE YOU'RE SUCH A MOTHER,
AND YOUR CEREMONY, IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
DEFINITELY LOVED YOUR WEDDING.
IF WE DON'T WIN, THAT'S OKAY.
I WON THE DAY OF MY WEDDING.
I LOVED YOUR DRESS.
YOU LOOKED LIKE A PRINCESS, SO SEXY.
AWW, THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
EVERYBODY WHO CAME TO OUR WEDDING HAD A GREAT TIME,
SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT I COULD LOSE ON.
MARIE, I LOVED YOUR VENUE.
THANK YOU.
YOU JUST TOOK SOMETHING AND MADE IT SO BEAUTIFUL.
THANK YOU.
IF I DON'T WIN, IT COULD GO EITHER WAY.
I COULD JUST SAY, "SCREW IT,"
AND NOT SAY A DAMN WORD AND BE DONE WITH IT,
OR I COULD PROBABLY GO TOTALLY BALLISTIC
LIKE I NORMALLY DO AND *** OUT.
TO GOOD-LOOKING BRIDES AND TO EVERLASTING HAPPINESS.
ABSOLUTELY.
CHEERS, LADIES.
CONGRATULATIONS.
Narrator: SO, WHICH BRIDE WILL TAKE HOME THE ULTIMATE PRIZE?
SO EXCITED!
THE MOMENT OF TRUTH.
I CAN'T WAIT. I CAN'T WAIT.
Narrator: THE WINNING GROOM IS ON HIS WAY.
COME ON ALREADY.
OH, MY GOSH. IS ANYONE ELSE'S HEART BEATING?
IT'S BEATING OUT OF MY CHEST RIGHT NOW.
Narrator: HE'LL PRESENT THE ENVELOPE
CONTAINING THE MYSTERY HONEYMOON DESTINATION
TO ONE OF THESE IMPATIENT BRIDES.
[ ALL TALKING AT ONCE ]
OHH!
OH, MY GOD. WHOSE HUSBAND IS THAT?
Zoranda: IT'S MY HUSBAND!
WE DID IT, HONEY.
[ GASPS ]
Narrator: SO, IT'S ZORANDA
WHO'LL BE CELEBRATING HER MARRIAGE IN PARADISE.
HER FAMILY-THEMED WEDDING EARNED HER TOP SCORES
IN THREE OUT OF FOUR CATEGORIES.
SHE'S FIRST WITH 87 POINTS OUT OF A POSSIBLE 120.
IN THE RUNNER-UP SPOT IS KAREN.
THE OTHER BRIDES ADORED HER DOCKSIDE "I DOs,"
AND THEY AWARDED HER 75 POINTS.
JUST ONE POINT BEHIND IS ANUMITA.
HER DRESS DAZZLED THE OTHER BRIDES.
SHE SCORES 74 POINTS.
AND IN THE NUMBER-4 SPOT IS MARIE.
HER COUNT DRACULA CASTLE WOWED THE JUDGES,
AND SHE TAKES A BOW WITH 61 POINTS.
WAIT, WHERE ARE WE GOING?
"CONGRATULATIONS. YOUR WEDDING IS A WINNER.
"CELEBRATE YOUR VICTORY WITH A BLISSFUL HONEYMOON
ON THE WHITE SANDS OF STUNNING LOS CABOS, MEXICO!"
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THAT'S GONNA BE FUN.
THANK YOU, LADIES!
OH, SWEETHEART. I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
THEY'RE A YOUNG COUPLE STARTING OUT.
THEY HAVE A BABY, AND THEY HAVE A NEW BABY COMING.
ABSOLUTELY SHE DESERVES TO WIN.
Anumita: I KNOW.
I WAS JUST SO EXPECTING RYAN TO WALK THROUGH THE DOOR,
AND I WAS JUST KIND OF TAKEN ABACK A LITTLE BIT.
I FEEL LIKE I WAS EXTREMELY ROBBED.
THIS WAS A BIG ROBBERY. IT WAS GRAND THEFT.
AMERICA KNOWS THIS WAS A BUNCH OF B.S.
LOS CABOS, HERE WE COME! WHOO!
Zoranda: WE DEFINITELY HAD THE MOST SURPRISING WEDDING,
AND MY BIGGEST SURPRISE
IS GIVING MY HUSBAND A SECOND CHILD,
A LITTLE BOY. SO, YAY.
HAVE A GREAT TIME IN MEXICO.
THANK YOU.
Zoranda: WE ARE SUPER EXCITED.
SUPER EXCITED TO GO TO LOS CABOS.
AND WE ARE GOING TO MEXICO. WHOO-HOO!
IT'S GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN.
YES. I LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
MWAH.