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-ugh, let's see... uh fruit, vegetables, yogurt, who eats this crap?
ugh, I need to find something I can eat. Cereal, corn, let's *gasps* oh! It's just
what I wanted! It's something I've saved myself for...a rainy
day! Now just..close the lid...set this baby to
475 degrees and in half an hour, it's dinner time!
*elevator dings* -Hi honey! What are you doing?
-Slappie! Come in the kitchen, watch me cook. You know what I'm making for dinner?
-no? -Heidi Head Soup!
-A what? -Heidi Head Soup! It's a wonderful head...from
some lady I met named Heidi! See?
-I don't really think that's a good- -And then It's got 3 times the higher fat
of tofu! Well it does...
3 times fatter than tofu... mmm my mouth is watering just thinking about
the Heidi Head Soup! -But it's cooking in the oven, how is that
soup? -Oh just wait once it melts it becomes soupy.
-Honey? -WHAT? I have to have something to eat!
-Nooo... -The body in the freezer hasn't properly frozen
yet. *door opens*
-Hey guys. -Hey! Do you want some Heidi Head Soup? Or
you just gonna order from Pizza Hut? -Wait wait wait...Heidi Head Soup?
-Yes! Do you want to see? She's pretty...and she's starting to thaw!
Go on...open it...go on....it won't bite it's lost the ability to do that.
*Screams* -Isn't she pretty? She's gonna be delicious.
-I don't want that for dinner. -Fine then order your stupid pizza. I'm gonna
go get the bowls and the cutlery ready for Heidi Head Soup!
-Oh man... -Bet campell's didn't make this!
-5...4....3....2.... Soups on!
The soup's ready to come out, ahh, what are you doing?
-I'm looking up stuff. -What are you looking up? Are you looking
up videos again on YouTube of cat's farting and monkies falling out of trees?
-NO. -Why not?
Those are wonderful videos. -I'm looking up the news!
-Ah! The news! *scoffs* everyone knows the news is fake!
Now I have to take my head out of the oven. And get it nice and sturdy, to make Heidi
Head Soup. -There's a wedding!
-What kind of wedding? What, are bugs bunny and daffy duck finally
tyeing the knot? -No.
-I had a feeling about those two. Ever since the whole 'wabbit season' 'duck season' all
the best couples tend to argue. Just like us.
-No. -Who's wedding is it then?
-Some chick and dude. -Some chick and some dude?
I know them! We should go crash that wedding and make sure they have stuff to have!
*gasps* I know what to give them for them the perfect wedding gift...
I'm bringing the head! *church bells*
*hisses* Blah! Ahh! Grooowl....
I hate...this place... *mumbles*: Ehh ehhh..don't touch anything...just
sit...ugh! Ugh this is terrible, I want to die!
-Shhhh, -Dear God...please make Mary Ellen shut up
somehow? -I am not going t- wait a minute, I thought
you were supposed to wear a tux. -I didn't want to.
-Well you went back on your word so who's the...one that needs to shut up now?
-Make Mary Ellen shut up please! -What's God gonna do?
*SMASH* -OW!
-Carrie, Slappie, & Flab: "AMEN!" -I have to get home before midnight...before
my horses turn back into rats! And my carriage back into a pumpkin!
-Quiet Mary Ellen! -Fairy godmother is that you?
-Dear Lord...find us a way for her to shut up!
-Mary Ellen the wedding is going on! Look here comes the bride!
-Dang she's fat! Here's comes the bride...short fat and wide...
Hey, $20 bucks says once you lift up that veil you'll see a beard!
-Man her dress really is pretty. -It would look even better on a woman.
Waddle up that aisle! -SHUT UP!
-Man look at this place it's so white! The carpet's white, the walls are white...even
the DIRT is white! -Shhh Mary Ellen...
-SHHH YOURSELF THEY'RE TRYING TO GET MARRIED UP THERE!
-shut up! -YOU BE QUIET THEY'RE GETTIN' HITCHED!
-Mary Ellen don't be disrespectful at a wedding. *laughs*
-Like that's gonna happen in this lifetime! Oh wait...
-if anyone has a reason why this man and this woman should not be married-
-I OBJECT! -Um...
-YEAH! THE HUSBAND IS A WOMANIZER, AND HE DRINKS ENOUGH BEER TO KILL 2 PLOW HORSES!
OH and the wife is a dude. -Listen what do you think you are doing?
-I'm just helping out your wedding. -SHUT UP before I pull your heart out your
butt and make you eat it piece by piece! Do you understand?
-That doesn't sound very sanitary now does it?
-Listen... -Did you even wash your hands before you entered
this church? -This wedding I spent on is $20,000 dollars.
-You got ripped off! Everything's white, nothing looks feminine.
-Do you really want me to call the cops? -Heh...they can't do a thing about me I am
wanted in 48 states. -Look around you, this is a church!
-With a bunch of ugly old hags. -listen...
-I'm listening! -I've been waiting for this day all
my life. -How old
are you? -25.
-And you're just
NOW getting married? What took you so long, what made you take your time?