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- (singing) Where in the world is Super Woman today, ay?
Boston!
What up everyone!
It's your girl, Super Woman, and I've been waiting
to do this video for so long because I feel like
so many people can relate to it,
girls and guys alike, because you either
dated this type of girl or you're friends
with this type of girl.
So without further adieu, let's go through
types of girls in relationships.
Did I just sudden... did I just suddenly lose my voice?
What happened?
Number one, the plot twister.
Now this is the girl that somehow, someway,
always involves her significant other
into a conversation even if the conversation
had nothing to do with them.
Like, you're sitting there, trying to talk about
your problems, like, yea man, I don't know,
I'm just like struggling at work.
Yea, I mean, I get it.
Jack? He has a job, too.
Things are getting so rough.
Yea, I hear you.
Jack's beard gets a little rough.
And I have so many bills to pay.
Mhm, mhm, Jack has an Uncle Bill.
And it's just getting really hard.
Yea, last night Jack got...
I swear to God, if you say another word about Jack,
I'm gonna change my name to iceberg
and kill Jack.
Like, straight up, this is the type of girl
you do not want to call using your lifeline
if you're on Who Wants to be a Millionaire?,
because I can assure you that Jack
did not invent the microchip.
In fact, who invented the microchip?
(typing) Who invented the microchip?
Jack Kilby?!
Number two, ungrateful Amy.
Now, this is the girl who complains about
her boyfriend all the time, even though,
to be honest, her boyfriend is pretty freaking awesome.
She's super high maintenance and super ungrateful
and she doesn't realize what a catch her man is.
Oh my God, he is like so dumb, he totally went out
with one of his friends just because
it's his friends' birthday, even though he knew there was a
Say Yes to the Dress marathon.
He knew how important that was to me!
Oh my God, get this.
He bought me diamond earrings and they're like, so small.
You can't even see them, like, I'll never
shine bright like a diamond.
Okay, honestly, Rihanna would be so disappointed.
And I'm just sitting here like, damn!
You must be really sexy, because otherwise I do not see
how he would ever deal with your B.S.
And don't look at me like I'm judgmental.
You think the same thing.
You meet a girl who's an absolute jerk to her boyfriend
and you're probably just like, uh huh, huh, okay, yea,
you must be real flexible.
Like, what?!
He bought you less expensive earrings so you're mad?
Do you wanna know what my boyfriend bought me?
Yea, he bought me Air Jordans...
without the Jordans.
You know why?
Because he doesn't exist!
You're mad at him because you gotta
watch TV without him for one day?
Girl, I have spent the last six days watching
the Magic Mike *** trailer with a candle lit.
Shut the F up.
Because I'm gonna be real right now,
your boyfriend is amazing and treats you like a queen.
The problem is you're a girl, and I just hope
he realizes how dumb you are, leaves you, and
comes over to my house so he can date a woman.
(whispering) Polysporin, here you go.
Apply it twice daily.
Number three, the obsessed mess.
Now, in my opinion, this is by far the most
annoying type of girl in a relationship.
This is the girl who revolves her entire world
around her boyfriend and doesn't know
how to function as a human being anymore.
Watching a movie?
She's texting him.
While driving?
She's Facetiming him.
She disappears at a party?
For sure, she's in some random corner on the phone with him.
Like, hi, he's your boyfriend,
and according to my science class, he's not the sun.
So I don't know why the F you's orbiting around him.
Honestly, don't you have things to do?
People to meet?
Goals to achieve?
Food to eat?
Also, more importantly, how the hell do you have
a phone bill that allows for all of this?
I swear to God, you know, I'll order one pizza
and my phone bill is like 200 bucks.
And you up in here like, sleeping on the phone
with each other for hours.
What the F?
Like girl, straight up, you're acting basic.
You're acting so basic.
You're like the Times New Roman of girls in relationships.
Number four, naive Nancy.
Now, this is the girl that's just
painful to watch in relationships, because it is
very obvious that her boyfriend is a ***,
probably cheating on her, and very manipulative.
Manip-manipul-maniuplt-manipultive... maniputalive?
Manupulative-mani... oh my God, what?!
He's a jerk!
But now matter how many times you tell her this,
she refuses to listen.
Honestly, her life is like a race in Mario Kart.
Okay, she's there, she's at the line, she's driving.
She's like, yes, I'm doing so great!
She thinks she's doing amazing,
but the sign keeps popping up that says,
"You're going the wrong way! Turn around!"
Does she turn around?
No, she keeps driving, she's like,
oh my God, I'm totally lapping you guys.
She's just running into walls and does nothing to change it.
Does she steer another direction?
No, she sees the wall and she's like doof!
Doof! Doof! Dur dur! Doof!
Like, girl, change directions!
Okay, if Zayn Malik could do it, so could you.
Come on, sister!
Number five, the single girlfriend.
Now this is the girl who denies
ever being in a relationship.
She'll never call him boyfriend.
She claims they're not really an item
and they're not exclusive.
And why would she ever get jealous?
And when "Single Lady" turns on in the club,
she is turning the f up.
And you know what she always says.
She's always claiming, oh, you know,
we aren't even that serious and
we're probably gonna break up.
Like, girl, you've been saying this for five years.
Five years you've been together, okay?
Oh, it's gonna happen, no it's gonna happen.
No, you just say it!
It's one of those things you says and is never gonna happen.
It's like the relationship version of winter is coming.
Because you've been telling me winter is coming for five
seasons, but I still can't mother effing make a snowman.
Okay?
Elsa is standing here just disappointed!
And that's all for this video.
If I forgot a type of girl in relationships,
comment below and let me know!
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And I hope you had a great day! Muah!
Love you!
One love Superwoman.
That is a rap!
Awh, I wanted to scratch my nose the whole video.