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>> Narrator: RIGHT NOW ON
"VEGAS STRIP"...
[ CHEERS ]
>> SO, YOU TOOK YOUR CLOTHES OFF
AND WENT SWIMMING IN THE
VOLCANO?
>> Narrator: ...THESE PARTIERS
ARE PLAYING WITH FIRE.
>> THAT THING GOES OFF, THEY'LL
GET COOKED.
>> Narrator: PLUS...
>> YOU'RE IN LAS VEGAS, AND
YOU'RE STANDING WITH YOUR PANTS
AROUND YOUR ANKLES.
>> Narrator: ...POLICING FASHION
ON THE STRIP.
>> I THINK YOU'RE PAST THE POINT
OF DRINKING TOO MUCH, MAN.
>> YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU'RE
RIGHT.
>> Narrator: AND LATER...
>> STOP!
METRO POLICE!
METRO POLICE!
STOP WHERE YOU ARE!
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU HEAR THE
PHRASE "LAS VEGAS," IT JUST KIND
OF SCREAMS EXCITEMENT.
IT'S A PLACE THAT EVERYONE KNOWS
ABOUT, THEY THINK ABOUT HAVING A
GREAT TIME, AND THAT'S WHAT WE
WANT PEOPLE TO DO OUT HERE IS
JUST ENJOY THEMSELVES.
I MEAN, WITH THAT BEING SAID,
THOUGH, WE REALLY GOT TO KEEP A
TAB ON THESE FOLKS, MAKE SURE
THEY DON'T STEP OUTSIDE THE
LINES TOO MUCH, THEY BEHAVE
THEMSELVES, BUT, OF COURSE, WE
WANT THEM TO HAVE THAT GREAT
TIME.
>> YOU OR YOU.
>> OH, LOOK AT THAT, MAN.
HE GOT YOU.
>> YOU WANT ME TO SIGN IT FOR
YOU?
>> YES, PLEASE.
>> OH, THAT'D BE AWESOME.
>> WHO DO I MAKE IT OUT TO?
>> ME.
[ LAUGHS ]
JOSH.
>> ALL RIGHT, I'LL SIGN IT FOR
YOU.
TO JOSH.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
YOU GUYS ARE HOT.
YOU GUYS ARE HOT.
>> ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
I'LL TAKE IT, MAN.
GOOD-LOOKING DUDE.
HE DOES LOOK LIKE US.
ALL RIGHT, GUYS, TAKE CARE.
I'LL TAKE THAT COMPLIMENT.
APPARENTLY, WE'RE FAMOUS OUT
HERE.
IT LOOKS LIKE THERE'S A GUY OVER
THERE -- LONG HAIR, WHITE SHIRT.
I'M NOT SURE WHAT HE'S DOING.
HEY, BUDDY, WHY DON'T YOU COME
ON OUT HERE, MAN?
HAVE A SEAT AND TALK TO ME FOR A
SECOND, BUDDY.
SO, IS THERE A REASON I'M
WALKING DOWN THE STRIP AND ALL
OF A SUDDEN I SEE A GUY CREEPING
IN THE BUSHES?
>> NO, I HAVE A --
>> SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> I HAVE A VERY STRONG
INCONTINENCE PROBLEM.
>> INCONTINENCE?
>> YEAH.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WERE UP
TO, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
DID YOU WANT TO GO AND POTTY
BACK THERE?
>> NO, I DID.
I HAD TO, YEAH.
>> PEEING IN THE BUSHES OR
POOPING?
>> NO, PEEING.
I WOULDN'T DO THAT.
>> THERE'S CASINOS EVERYWHERE,
THOUGH.
RIGHT THERE, THERE'S A BATHROOM
RIGHT INSIDE THAT DOOR.
IT'S GOT, LIKE, MARBLE SINKS AND
GOLD FLOORS.
>> IT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY FAR INTO
THERE.
>> IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO TO FIX THIS
PROBLEM?
>> WHAT I'M GONNA DO IS I'M
GONNA MAKE SURE THAT I ROLL
CLOSER TO BATHROOMS FROM NOW ON.
>> THERE YOU GO.
BEST OF LUCK TO YOU, MAN.
JUST NO MORE CREEPING AROUND IN
THE BUSHES, ALL RIGHT?
WHY DON'T YOU CLEAN YOURSELF UP?
YOU'RE GONNA BE A GOOD BOY?
>> I'M GONNA BE A GOOD MAN.
>> I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A POUND
SINCE I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE
HANDS HAVE BEEN.
>> NAH, BRO, YOU DON'T BELIEVE
IN THE SANITIZER?
>> MY HANDS ARE DIRTY.
THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
>> HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN HIS OWN
SANITIZER.
>> YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY, BUDDY.
IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> GOODBYE, AMERICA.
I'M GOING HOME.
>> WE JUST GAVE HIM A BREAK.
MAYBE NEXT TIME HE'LL FIND A
BATHROOM, AND I GUESS IF YOU GOT
TO GO, YOU GOT TO GO.
[ CHEERS ]
>> WHOO!
>> WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT GUY
DOING?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
HEY, BUDDY!
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
CAN YOU STAND UP?
WAKE UP, MAN.
WAKE UP.
POLICE.
>> YEAH.
>> DUDE, YOU'RE STANDING --
DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT
NOW?
YOU'RE IN LAS VEGAS, AND YOU'RE
STANDING WITH YOUR PANTS AROUND
YOUR ANKLES.
>> REALLY?
>> LOOK DOWN.
>> OH.
IT WAS A JOKE, AND --
>> A JOKE?
I DON'T THINK IT'S THAT FUNNY,
MAN.
THERE'S LITTLE KIDS WALKING
AROUND HERE.
COME ON, PULL THEM UP.
PULL THEM UP, LET'S GO.
>> [ MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY ]
>> YOU ARE SO DRUNK, IT'S
RIDICULOUS.
I THINK YOU'RE PAST THE POINT OF
DRINKING TOO MUCH, MAN.
>> YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU'RE
RIGHT.
>> SO, WHY DON'T WE START WITH
YOU BUTTONING YOUR PANTS UP AND
ZIPPING UP THAT FLY?
I DON'T WANT ANOTHER WARDROBE
MALFUNCTION OR WHATEVER THAT
WAS.
LET'S SEE YOU WALK.
LET'S SEE IF YOU'RE ABLE TO
WALK.
THIS GUY'S CLEARLY ABLE TO WALK.
ARE YOU GONNA BE ALL RIGHT,
BUDDY?
GONNA BE GOOD?
ALL RIGHT.
I'LL KEEP AN EYE ON YOU.
I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT TO TOUCH
THOSE HANDS.
HOW ABOUT A POUND, ALL RIGHT?
>> OKAY, DUDE.
>> ALL RIGHT.
GET TO YOUR ROOM, MAN.
KEEP YOUR PANTS UP, ALL RIGHT?
BE CAREFUL.
I DON'T WANT TO SEE THEM AROUND
YOUR ANKLES AGAIN.
ALL RIGHT, MAN.
THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABLE TO
WALK.
I DON'T THINK HE'S GONNA BE TOO
MUCH OF A PROBLEM.
HE'LL GET BACK TO HIS HOTEL
ROOM, AND THE PROBLEM WILL BE
SOLVED, AND HE'LL JUST GET A
WARNING FOR TONIGHT.
[ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ]
>> SEE THOSE GUYS FIGHTING UP
THERE?
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
>> GET UP THERE, DUDE.
GET UP THERE.
[ SIREN WAILS ]
STOP!
METRO POLICE!
>> VEGAS! VEGAS! VEGAS! VEGAS!
>> WHOO!
YEAH!
>> SEE THOSE GUYS FIGHTING UP
THERE?
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
>> GET UP THERE, DUDE.
GET UP THERE.
[ SIREN WAILS ]
STOP!
METRO POLICE!
METRO POLICE!
STOP WHERE YOU ARE!
GET DOWN ON THE GROUND NOW!
>> DUDE SWUNG ON ME.
DUDE JUST SWUNG ON ME.
I AIN'T GONNA RESIST.
HE THOUGHT I WAS TALKING TO HIS
WIFE.
I GOT NO WEAPONS, NOTHING
ILLEGAL.
>> ALL RIGHT, MAN, STAND UP.
>> ALL I SAW WAS THIS GUY RIGHT
HERE, MAN.
HE'S, LIKE, POUNDING ON THIS
GUY, YOU KNOW?
I DON'T KNOW HOW IT WORKED OUT,
YOU KNOW, BUT FROM WHAT I SAW
THAT THIS GUY RIGHT HERE WAS
BEING AGGRESSIVE.
>> THE VICTIM WAS GONE.
PROBABLY HE MAYBE GOT SCARED
BECAUSE HE SAW THE
BLACK-AND-WHITE, BUT WHO KNOWS?
WE HELD ON TO HIM, AND WE'RE
GONNA DEAL WITH HIM ACCORDINGLY.
>> I HAD ASKED A COUPLE WALKING
BY, "ARE YOU INTERESTED IN GOING
TO A NIGHTCLUB?"
HER HUSBAND HAD TURNED AROUND
AND SAID, "HEY, THAT'S MY WIFE
YOU'RE TALKING TO."
I SAID, "IT'S NOT LIKE THAT."
AS THEY'RE LEAVING, THEIR FRIEND
GRABBED ME BY MY SHIRT AND BEGAN
STRIKING ME ON MY HEAD AND TORE
MY SHIRT OFF.
WE FOUGHT FOR A LITTLE BIT, AND
THE COPS PULLED UP, AND I TRIED
TO WALK AWAY.
SO, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.
>> WHY RUN, THOUGH?
>> "OH, CRAP, HERE ARE THE COPS.
I'M GOING TO JAIL."
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> BASICALLY.
[ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ]
>> JUST DRIVING DOWN THE STREET,
COME ACROSS THIS GUY.
HE'S OUT HERE THROWING BLOWS,
GETTING INTO A BRAWL WITH ALL
THESE OTHER GUYS.
WE COME UP ON HIM AND HE DECIDES
TO RUN FROM US.
NOT SURPRISINGLY, ONCE WE RUN
HIM, WE SEE THAT HE ALSO HAS
WARRANTS PREVIOUSLY FOR
BREACHING THE PEACE, SO HE'LL BE
GOING IN FOR THE CHARGES AND FOR
HIS WARRANT.
ALL RIGHT, MAN, JUST WAIT HERE
AT THE SIDE OF THE VAN.
>> WHY DID YOU RUN AWAY?
>> OH, WHEN YOU GUYS PULLED UP?
>> YEAH.
>> 'CAUSE I GOT WARRANTS.
>> SO?
>> GOING TO DO FOUR OUT OF SIX.
>> WHERE WERE YOU GONNA GO?
HOW FAR WERE YOU GONNA GET?
>> IF I DIDN'T HAVE A SHIRT --
IF I HAD A SHIRT, I WOULDN'T BE
STANDING HERE RIGHT NOW.
>> SO, WHAT DID WE LEARN TODAY?
>> DON'T LET THEM TEAR YOUR
SHIRT.
THAT WAY, YOU CAN WALK THROUGH
THE CASINO AND GET AWAY WITHOUT
BEING NOTICED.
>> BUY YOURSELF ANOTHER SHIRT.
TAKE IT EASY.
>> LAS VEGAS.
>> WE'LL SEE YOU.
>> THE GUY'S OUT HERE TRYING TO
MAKE HIS LIVING, BUT GET INTO A
BRAWL, THEN RUN FROM US -- JUST
NOT THE RIGHT CHOICE.
>> THIS IS NOT HIS FIRST RODEO.
HE'LL BE BACK OUT HERE AGAIN
FIGHTING SOMEBODY ELSE.
WE'LL SEE HIM.
>> WHOO!
>> I HAVE A GUY OVER HERE
SLEEPING.
HE DECIDED TO USE ONE OF OUR
BENCHES TO TAKE A NAP.
I'M GONNA WAKE HIM UP AND MAKE
SURE HE'S OKAY AND DOESN'T NEED
MEDICAL ATTENTION.
SIR!
SIR!
WAKE UP.
POLICE DEPARTMENT.
GOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
>> YEAH.
>> YOU NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION?
>> NO.
>> WHAT'S WRONG?
>> NO.
>> WHERE ARE YOU STAYING AT?
>> Kà.
>> HUH?
>> Kà.
>> WHAT HOTEL ARE YOU STAYING
AT?
>> UM, I'M STAYING AT, UM...
Kà.
>> Kà?
YOU STAY AT Kà?
>> YEAH.
>> LIKE THE SHOW?
ARE YOU STAYING AT THE HOTEL
WHERE THE SHOW IS PERFORMED AT?
>> YES.
>> AND DO YOU KNOW THE NAME OF
THAT HOTEL?
>> I'M AT, UH...CIR--
RIGHT ACROSS FROM CIRCUS.
RIVIERA.
RIVIERA.
>> STAND UP FOR A MINUTE.
FACE THE STREET, PUT YOUR HANDS
BEHIND YOUR BACK, PALMS TOGETHER
LIKE YOU'RE PRAYING.
YOU'RE NOT IN TROUBLE.
I'M JUST GONNA MAKE SURE YOU
HAVE NO WEAPONS ON YOU BEFORE I
LET YOU GO DIGGING IN YOUR
POCKETS, OKAY?
>> OKAY.
>> WHAT HAVE YOU GOT IN HERE?
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAD A LITTLE
TOO MUCH OF THAT, HUH?
>> YEAH.
>> YOU GOT ANYTHING ILLEGAL ON
YOU?
>> NO.
>> IT'S NOT A CRIME TO BE DRUNK
IN LAS VEGAS.
IT IS, HOWEVER, A CRIME TO SLEEP
IN A PUBLIC PLACE IN LAS VEGAS.
CAN YOU GIVE ME YOUR I.D.?
>> THAT'S MY I.D.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> FROM CONNECTICUT.
RIVIERA.
>> THERE YOU GO.
THE GENTLEMAN WAS KIND OF A
DANGER TO HIMSELF.
HE COULD HAVE FALLEN OFF THE
BENCH AND CRACKED HIS HEAD OPEN,
MAYBE GOT PICKPOCKETED, GOT HIS
I.D. STOLEN, THEN HE CAN'T GET
ON THE PLANE AND GET BACK TO
CONNECTICUT WHERE HE'S FROM.
WHAT CITY ARE YOU IN?
>> CONNECTICUT.
>> YOU'RE IN CONNECTICUT RIGHT
NOW?
>> YEAH.
>> WHO'S THE PRESIDENT OF THE
UNITED STATES?
>> WELL, IT WAS, UH...
OH, GEEZ.
I'M GONNA DRAW A BLANK.
>> WHAT TIME'S YOUR SHOW?
>> OH, GOD.
PROBABLY TOO LATE.
>> WELL, GUESS WHAT, SIR?
YOU MISSED YOUR SHOW.
WERE YOU HERE BY YOURSELF OR
WERE YOU GONNA GO WITH SOMEBODY
ELSE?
>> MY GIRL IS HERE WITH ME.
>> UH-OH.
YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST DRINK THE
REST OF YOUR WINE AND CALL IT A
NIGHT.
AS I OBSERVED THE TICKET, THEY
WERE RATHER GOOD SEATS FOR Kà,
AND I THINK HE'S GONNA BE IN
SOME TROUBLE WHEN HE FINALLY
MEETS BACK UP WITH HIS
GIRLFRIEND.
WELL, I'M NOT IN THE BUSINESS OF
ARRESTING PEOPLE FROM OUT OF
STATE UNLESS I REALLY NEED TO,
ALL RIGHT?
THAT'S WHY I'M WAKING YOU UP.
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A WARNING TO
GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM.
IF I FIND YOU SLEEPING ON THE
BOULEVARD FOR THE REST OF THE
NIGHT, THEN YOU'RE PROBABLY
GONNA HAVE TO GO SLEEP IT OFF IN
JAIL.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
>> YEAH.
>> YOU'RE FREE TO GO.
YOU'RE IN ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH
YOUR GIRL, SO YOU'RE NOT IN ANY
MORE TROUBLE WITH ME, ALL RIGHT?
>> OKAY.
>> YOU HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, ALL
RIGHT?
THE MORAL OF THIS STORY, FOR ALL
THE PEOPLE WHO DECIDE TO COME TO
LAS VEGAS AND HAVE A GOOD TIME,
IS, IF YOU HAVE SHOW TICKETS FOR
A NIGHT, MAKE SURE YOU DON'T GET
TOO DRUNK DURING THE DAY WHERE
YOU'RE GONNA MISS YOUR SHOW.
>> WELL, YOU GUYS KNOW HE'S A
***, CORRECT?
>> NO.
>> WOW.
JUST HANG THIS GAME UP.
YOU GUYS ARE NOT GOOD AT THIS.
[ CHEERS ]
>> WE'RE OUT HERE ON THE
LAS VEGAS STRIP.
WE LIKE TO WALK MORE THAN WE'RE
IN CARS.
WHEN YOU'RE OUT HERE ON FOOT,
YOU CAN ALWAYS STUMBLE UPON
SOMETHING.
YOU'RE ALWAYS AT THE RIGHT PLACE
AT THE RIGHT TIME.
>> WE GOT A REPORT OF SOMEBODY
UP HERE SMOKING WEED, AND AS WE
GET UP HERE, WE CAN DEFINITELY
SMELL IT, SO IT SHOULDN'T BE TOO
HARD TO FIND.
>> YEAH, IT'S VERY STRONG.
>> WHAT'S THAT?
WHAT YOU ARE SMOKING?
WHAT IS THIS?
JUST A PLAIN CIGAR?
THERE'S NOTHING ELSE IN THERE?
>> NO, SIR.
>> WHY DON'T IT SMELL LIKE A
REGULAR CIGAR?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> YOU DON'T KNOW.
YOU JUST SMOKE IT.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
YOU WANT TO PLAY STUPID?
YOU WANT TO PLAY THAT GAME?
>> NO, SIR.
>> LET'S MAKE THIS OFFICIAL.
>> SO, NOW YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
IT'S AGAINST THE LAW TO SMOKE
WEED.
>> I DIDN'T SMOKE ANY WEED,
THOUGH.
>> THAT'S NOT WEED THAT YOU WERE
SMOKING?
>> I DIDN'T SMOKE IT, NO.
>> YOU DIDN'T HAVE IT IN YOUR
MOUTH?
>> NO, I DIDN'T.
I JUST TOOK IT FROM HIM BECAUSE
HE HANDED IT TO ME.
>> WELL, YOU'RE IN POSSESSION OF
IT, RIGHT?
>> UH-HUH.
>> OKAY.
>> THE GUY JUST HANDED --
I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN SET UP.
>> YOU'RE NOT SET UP.
>> I'M NOT EVEN FROM HERE.
>> SHE'S PROBABLY A CASUAL WEED
SMOKER, BUT WE HAVE TO CHECK HER
OUT, JUST IN CASE SHE DOESN'T
HAVE ANYTHING ELSE IN HER BAG.
>> ARE THESE MUSHROOMS?
>> THE LABEL FOR THEM IS IN
THERE.
I BOUGHT THEM AT THE JAPANESE
STORE.
>> THE LABEL IS IN THERE?
>> YES, SIR.
>> WHAT DO YOU USE IT FOR?
>> TEAS.
>> YOU MAKE MUSHROOM TEA?
>> YES.
>> I AIN'T NEVER HEARD OF
MUSHROOM TEA.
>> YOU HAVE TO MAKE MUSHROOM
TEAS IN ORDER TO -- FOR SOME
DISEASES AND SOME THINGS THAT
PEOPLE ARE --
>> WHAT ARE YOU MAKING MUSHROOM
TEA FOR?
>> BECAUSE I GIVE PEOPLE FREE
MEDICAL BECAUSE I FEEL THAT IT'S
NOT FAIR THAT THE GOVERNMENT --
>> SO, YOU GIVE FREE MEDICAL
PRACTICES?
>> YES.
>> OKAY.
DO YOU HAVE A LICENSE FOR
MEDICAL STUFF?
>> IT'S JUST HERBAL REMEDIES.
>> HERBAL REMEDIES? OH.
WHY DO YOU GOT TWO PHONES?
>> BECAUSE SHE GIVES FREE
"MEDICAL SUPPLIES."
>> YOU GOT ANYTHING ILLEGAL ON
YOU -- ELSE?
BECAUSE I KIND OF --
OH, OKAY.
OH, LOOK AT THAT.
THAT'S VERY NICE.
THAT IS VERY NICE.
THAT IS AWESOME.
I LIKE THAT ONE.
WORKING HERE ON THE STRIP, WE
HEAR DIFFERENT KINDS OF EXCUSES.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THESE PEOPLE
THINK, IF THEY'RE THINKING THEY
CAN LIE TO THE POLICE, BUT WE'RE
PRETTY GOOD ON CALLING PEOPLE'S
BLUFF.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS, RIGHT?
THAT'S A LITTLE SCALE.
>> I KNOW WHAT IT IS WHEN I JUST
SAW IT.
>> LET ME GUESS.
THAT'S NOT HER BAG?
>> NO, IT IS MY BAG, BUT WHEN I
WAS TRYING TO GET PICTURES TAKEN
AS I'M WALKING AROUND PLACES, I
ASKED PEOPLE TO HOLD MY BAG, AND
I EXPLAINED THAT.
>> SO, WHAT DID THE GUY LOOK
LIKE?
>> OKAY, DARK HAIR, WHITE,
STOCKY, ABOUT 5'7", YOU KNOW,
LIKE, KIND OF SHORT BUT KIND OF
TALL.
>> OKAY, WHAT ELSE?
>> HE WAS WEARING SHORTS.
HE WAS WEARING BLUE SHORTS.
HE HAD A WHITE T-SHIRT, BUT IT
WAS POLO WITH A COLLAR.
>> HE WAS WEARING A T-SHIRT, BUT
IT WAS A POLO?
>> IT WAS A POLO T-SHIRT.
>> SHE'S STICKING TO THE STORY
THAT SOMEBODY PUT THIS IN HER
BAG, BUT IT'S KIND OF HARD TO
MISS 27 GRAMS OF WEED IN YOUR
BAG, SO SHE'S GONNA GO TO JAIL
FOR SALES OF MARIJUANA AND ALSO
FOR HAVING THIS BAG OF MUSHROOMS
HERE 'CAUSE THAT'S ALSO A FELONY
OUT HERE IN THE STATE OF NEVADA.
>> WE'RE GONNA TAKE YOU FOR THE
SALE OF MARIJUANA FOR THE WAY
YOU HAD EVERYTHING PACKAGED IN
THAT JAR WITH THE ENVELOPES.
SO, YOU UNDERSTAND?
OKAY.
>> THERE IT IS!
YEP!
>> A WEEKEND LIKE THIS, WHAT
HAPPENS IS WE GOT A LOT OF
ACTIVITY ON THE BRIDGES --
HAND-TO-HAND NARCOTICS ACTIVITY
TO PANHANDLING, ALL THE WAY
DOWN TO SOLICITATION AND
PROSTITUTION.
SO, WE LIKE TO PATROL THE
BRIDGES AND GO UP THERE AND TRY
TO KEEP THE LEVEL OF CRIME DOWN,
AS WELL.
THEY LOOK KIND OF YOUNG.
>> HOW ARE YOU LADIES DOING?
OFFICER WANDICK, METROPOLITAN
POLICE DEPARTMENT.
YOU GUYS GOT YOUR I.D.s?
LET ME SEE YOUR I.D.s.
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
>> I'M 20.
>> 20?
YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED BEFORE?
>> BEEN TO A DETENTION CENTER.
>> FOR WHAT?
>> UM...
>> ACTUALLY A VERY EASY
QUESTION.
FOR WHAT?
SOLICITING?
WE'RE GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO OUR
VEHICLE AND FINISH OVER THERE.
OKAY?
WE'RE GONNA RUN THESE TWO
FEMALES.
THEY BOTH LOOK UNDERAGE, AND ONE
OF THEM ADMITTED TO US ALREADY
THAT SHE HAD PRIORS FOR
PROSTITUTION, SO WE'RE GONNA RUN
THEM AND SEE WHAT WE COME UP
WITH.
HOW LONG YOU GUYS BEEN IN
LAS VEGAS?
A YEAR AND A HALF AGO?
SO, NOW YOU GUYS LIVE TOGETHER,
CORRECT?
>> YES.
>> WHEN DID YOU GUYS MOVE IN
TOGETHER?
TWO DAYS AGO.
OKAY.
WHO IS YOUR FRIEND?
>> DESIREE.
>> DESIREE?
WHAT DO DESIREE DO?
THE MAIN GIRL.
OKAY, WAIT A MINUTE.
HOLD ON.
SHE'S THE MAIN GIRL, CORRECT?
THE TERM "MAIN GIRL" IS
BASICALLY REFERRING TO A ***'S
PRIMARY GIRL, AND THESE ARE THE
WOMEN WHO GO OUT, BASICALLY, TO
RECRUIT OTHER GIRLS TO WORK FOR
THEM.
HOW LONG YOU KNOWN DESIREE FOR?
>> THREE, FOUR DAYS.
LIKE A WEEK.
WE GOT OUT OF THAT PLACE WITH
THEM.
>> YOU GUYS KNOW HE'S A ***,
CORRECT?
>> I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
>> YOU KNOW THAT NOW, THOUGH,
CORRECT?
>> YOU KNOW HOW SOME GIRLS --
THEY, LIKE [BLEEP] A DUDE?
I NEVER DID THAT.
>> YOU NEVER HAD SEX WITH
ANYBODY YET.
SO, WHAT DID YOU DO?
STRIP AND MASSAGE.
ARE YOU A MASSEUSE?
THAT'S ILLEGAL.
THAT'S ILLEGAL?
YOU'RE NOT LICENSED.
YEAH, YOU'RE NOT A MASSEUSE.
>> SHUT UP!
>> AND WHAT ABOUT YOU?
>> I WORK...
>> YOU GUYS ARE SQUARES.
AS TOUGH AS YOU SAY YOU ARE,
WHOO, YOU GIVE UP TOO MUCH
MONEY.
YEAH, YOU ARE GREEN.
THAT'S THE WORD -- "GREEN."
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE FOR YOU YET?
NOTHING.
WOW.
MAN, HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
THERE'S A SAYING -- THERE'S A
FOOL BORN EVERY DAY.
AND YOU GIRLS, YOU GUYS NEED TO
JUST HANG THIS GAME UP.
YOU GUYS ARE NOT GOOD AT THIS,
WHATSOEVER.
>> YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
YOU GIRLS SEEM LIKE GOOD PEOPLE,
AND GOOD PEOPLE ARE JUST NOT
MADE FOR THIS JOB, ALL RIGHT?
>> WE WANTED EASY MONEY.
WE ARE PAYING FOR OUR SCHOOL BY
OURSELVES.
>> BUT AT THE SAME TIME, YOU'RE
HINDERING A BETTER LIFE.
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU GUYS A VERY
STRONG WARNING TONIGHT, ALL
RIGHT?
WITH ALL THAT SAID, IS THIS OUR
LAST NIGHT DOING THIS?
YEAH?
>> OKAY.
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S HIGH-FIVE ON
THAT IN A LEGAL WAY.
ALL RIGHT, LADIES.
SO, WE GOT TWO GIRLS OUT OF THE
GAME TONIGHT, WHICH, I THINK, IS
PROBABLY ONE OF THE BIGGEST
GOALS WE HAVE MADE THUS FAR ON
LAS VEGAS BOULEVARD IS RANDOMLY
STOPPING GIRLS THAT WE KNOW WHO
ARE ENGAGING.
SO, ALL IN ALL, CAME OUT TO BE A
GOOD STOP AND A GOOD NIGHT.
>> SO, YOU TOOK YOUR CLOTHES OFF
AND WENT SWIMMING IN THE
VOLCANO?
YEAH, IT'S A VOLCANO WITH
PYROTECHNICS AND ALL THAT STUFF.
>> HI!
[ BAGPIPES PLAY ]
>> SO, WE GOT A CALL OF A COUPLE
GUYS CLIMBING AROUND IN THE
VOLCANO OVER HERE AT THE MIRAGE.
APPARENTLY, THEY FOUND THEM
HIDING IN THE BUSHES.
WE'RE GONNA GO BACK UP SOME OF
THE OFFICERS OVER HERE THAT HAVE
TWO GUYS IN CUSTODY.
DUDE, YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND IN
YOUR UNDERWEAR.
YOU WANT TO BE FAMOUS, RIGHT?
APPARENTLY. COME HERE.
>> YOU'RE NEXT, SO HANG TIGHT.
>> OKAY.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO LAY DOWN.
STAND UP.
WHERE IS YOUR I.D. AND PASSPORT?
WELL, THEN DON'T LAY ON IT.
STAND UP.
>> I CAN'T GET BACK UP.
I'M SORRY.
I'M REALLY SORRY.
>> STAND UP.
JUST DON'T WIGGLE TOO MUCH,
OKAY?
WHERE ARE YOU GUYS STAYING AT?
>> RIVIERA.
>> THE RIVIERA?
WHERE ARE YOU GUYS FROM?
>> IRELAND.
>> IRELAND?
>> YEAH.
>> YOU DON'T HAVE VOLCANOES IN
IRELAND, SO YOU GUYS DECIDED TO
CLIMB A MOUNTAIN, OR WHAT?
SO, TWO KIDS FROM IRELAND SAW
THE VOLCANO AND THOUGHT IT WOULD
BE A GOOD IDEA TO CLIMB IT.
IT'S TECHNICALLY A MAN-MADE
ACTIVE VOLCANO.
SO, THAT THING GOES OFF, THEY'LL
GET COOKED.
SO, YOU TOOK YOUR CLOTHES OFF
AND WENT SWIMMING IN THE
VOLCANO?
YEAH, IT'S A VOLCANO WITH
PYROTECHNICS AND ALL THAT STUFF.
THERE'S A REASON THERE'S A BIG
FENCE AROUND IT.
IT GOES OFF EVERY HOUR.
WHAT'S ON YOUR SHORTS?
IS THAT OSCAR?
>> IT IS OSCAR.
IT IS OSCAR.
>> YOU HAVE OSCAR THE GROUCH ON
YOUR UNDERWEAR.
DUDE, YOU'RE IN YOUR UNDERWEAR,
MAN.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> I DIDN'T HAVE SWIMWEAR.
>> WHAT IS THIS?
>> [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
>> Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!
WHAT IS THIS?
>> IT'S A FAKE DRIVER'S LICENSE.
>> WHAT?
IS THIS FAKE BECAUSE...?
ALL RIGHT, SO, YOU'RE UNDER 21,
YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING.
YOU HAVE BEEN DRINKING.
DON'T LIE TO ME.
I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING.
RIGHT?
HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?
OR ARE YOU GONNA LIE TO ME?
I'LL MAKE YOU DO A BREATHALYZER
TEST.
OKAY, SO YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING.
SO, HOW OLD ARE YOU?
AT A MINIMUM, WE'VE GOT MINOR
CONSUMPTION AND CONTRIBUTING TO
THE DELINQUENCY, WHICH IS ENOUGH
FOR ME TO ARREST BOTH OF YOU.
IT'S FUNNY, I AGREE.
IT IS FUNNY, BUT IT'S STUPID.
>> IT WAS VERY STUPID.
IT WAS VERY STUPID.
>> WHEN IS YOUR FLIGHT HOME?
>> TOMORROW.
>> SO, IF I TAKE YOU TO JAIL,
YOU'RE GONNA MISS YOUR FLIGHT.
>> AND THAT WOULD COST US A LOT.
>> THIS IS WHAT I'LL DO.
THESE GUYS ARE HERE ALL NIGHT,
BUT I CAN ROAM AROUND.
IF I SEE YOU AGAIN TONIGHT, I'M
TAKING YOU TO JAIL.
>> ARREST US.
ARREST US STRAIGHTAWAY.
>> YOU NEED TO DISAPPEAR.
>> WE WILL NOT BE ON THE STRIP
AGAIN.
>> WHERE'S YOUR CLOTHES AT?
GET DRESSED BEFORE YOU LEAVE
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU WALKING
DOWN THE STRIP IN YOUR
UNDERWEAR.
I GUESS THEY LEARNED THE ERROR
OF THEIR WAYS.
THEY JUST PUT THEMSELVES IN A
SITUATION BECAUSE THEY'VE BEEN
DRINKING A LITTLE BIT, AND THEY
DIDN'T THINK IT THROUGH.
IT WAS A BAD MOVE ON THEIR PART,
AND THEY KNEW IT.
ALL YOU'RE GETTING IS A WARNING.
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO COME BACK
TO THIS PROPERTY.
>> OKAY.
>> HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.
DISAPPEAR.
>> WE'RE GONNA GO HOME.
>> DON'T LET ME SEE YOU AGAIN.
>> THANK YOU.
>> GET SOME SLEEP.