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SALLY JESSY RAFAEL.
>> HI, CINCINNATI.
JERRY: I'M GOING TO GO OUT
HERE AND WATCH THE SHOW.
>> I LOST A BUTTON.
>> THIS IS NOT THE "PETE
ROSE SHOW."
JERRY: YOU YOU ARE THE FIRST
PERSON ON MY SHOW TO LOSE A
BUTTON.
>> WE NEVER MET.
HE'S NOT BAD LOOKING, RIGHT.
WELL, HOW ARE THEY TREATING
YOU?
>> SO FAR IT'S OK.
YOU YOU THINK I HAVE A
FUTURE?
JERRY: WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU
WERE LOOKING FOR?
>> I WAS LOOKING FOR A
LARGE-SIZED WOMAN THAT'S
ACCEPTING OF HER SIZE.
HAS A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR.
JERRY: TONIGHT MY SLEEPING
BAG STAYS WITH ME.
HIS YOU WORDS STAY WITH ME.
>> WHAT DO YOU YOU GOT TO
KEEP YOU LIKE THAT?
JERRY: THIS IS CINDY GRAY.
CINDY SELLS HOT DOGS FOR A
LIVING.
WHEN CINDY SELLS HER HOT
DOGS SHE WEAR A T-BACK
BATHING SUIT WHICH CAUSES AN
UPYOU ROAR IN FLOOR
DODAFMENT MEET ANN SHE
THINKS IT'S WRONG TO SELL
HOT DOG WAS YOUR BUTT
EXPOSED.
WHEN I LOOK BACK AT THAT
DISH LOOK BACK THAT THE
FIRST YEAR, I GOT TO TELL
YOU, I WOULDN'T HAVE BET A
DOLLAR THAT WE WOULD MAKE IT
PAST 13 WEEKS.
WE LEARNED AS WE WENT ALONG.
ONE OF THE PEOPLE THAT HAS
BEEN WITH US IS SHEILA.
SHE ONE OF OUR VERY BEST
PRODUCERS.
>> HI, JERRY.
JERRY: WHAT KIND OF SHOWS DO
YOU LIKE?
>> THE SHOWS WITH THE
SECRETS.
THEY SEEM TO GET THE
AUDIENCE INVOLVES.
JERRY: WHY DON'T WE WATCH
SOME SURPRISES YOU YOU
PLAYED ON OUR GUESTS.
>> IT'S MY BEST FRIEND.
>> OH MY -- OH.
OH!
JERRY: WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON
THERE?
>> WELL, WE'VE BEEN DATING
FOR ABOUT A YEAR AND A HALF.
>> TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT YOU
YOU DO.
>> I'VE DONE ADULT VIDEOS.
>> *** YOU MEAN?
>> ADULT VIDEOS SOUNDS
BETTER.
YOU TOLD ME YOU'RE THE
MANAGER OF A RAP GROUP.
JERRY: I UNDERSTAND THERE'S
SOMETHING YOU WANT TO TELL
THEM.
>> THERE IS SOMETHING I WANT
TO TELL THEM.
JERRY: WHAT'S THAT?
>> WELL, I'M REALLY A MAN.
>> BUT IN THE PAST THREE TO
FOUR MONTHS I HAVE BEEN
SEEING SOMEBODY ELSE.
>> WHO?
IS IT ONE OF MY FRIENDS OR
SOMETHING?
>> IT'S SOMEONE YOU KNOW.
>> WHO IS IT?
JERRY: LET'S BRING OUT THE
PERSON THEN YOU CAN DEAL
RIGHT THEN.
HERE IS THE OTHER PERSON IN
YOUR LIFE.
>> OH MY GOD!
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.
>> THE REASON WHY MEN LOVE
ME IS BECAUSE I'M LIKE FRIED
CHICKEN, I'M FINGER-LICKING
GOOD.
JERRY: WHAT IS IT YOU WANTED
TO TELL MONICA?
>> WELL, I WANT TO HAVE A
YOU LESBIAN THREESOME.
>> YOU SEE WE JUST GO RIGHT
HERE.
>> AND HE STILL LOOKS LIKE
HELTER SKELTER OUT OF DRAG.
>> THERE IS STILL ONE THING
WRONG.
I LIKE HER WIG.
>> HOW ABOUT THIS, FINE AND
DANDY I DRESS LIKE THIS.
HOW ABOUT PUTTING A BOXING
RING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE
FLOOR.
I GUARANTEE YOU, YOU YOU
WILL LOSE.
YOU WILL LOSE.
JERRY: OK.
THERE'S MORE TO COME.
YOU'RE GOING TO SEE ALL THE
CRAZINESS WE HAD IN THE LAST
SEVEN YEARS.
STICK WITH US.
JERRY: ALL THOSE LESSONS
PAID OFF.
WELCOME BACK.
WE ARE 1,200 SHOWS
CELEBRATING TODAY.
AND ONE OF OUR PRODUCERS,
ONE OF OUR VERY FINE
PRODUCERS I SHOULD TELL YOU
HER NAME IS JEANA.
WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE TYPES
OF SHOWS?
>> THE LOVE TRIANGLES.
THEY ARE THE MOST EXPLOSIVE.
ESPECIALLY WHEN IT IS TWO
WOMEN OVER A MAN.
>> YOU YOU ARE MAD BECAUSE
HE'S KISSING ON ME.
>> HE IS TOO KISSING ON ME.
JERRY: OK.
OK.
YOU HAVE TO SIT DOWN.
>> I'LL COME AT YOU.
>> OOH.
>> JERRY, HE DID COME HOME
TO ME.
SHE CALLED AND HARASSED AND
HARASSED.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> HE JUST YOU SLEPT WITH ME
LAST WEEKEND.
>> YOU LIE.
HE WAS WITH ME LAST WEEKEND.
>> HE HAD HIS KIDS LAST
WEEKEND AND WAS WITH ME.
>> YOU STAY RIGHT.
THERE.
>> DON'T SWING YOUR ARMS.
>> NO YOU DON'T.
>> YOU GOT TO SIT DOWN!
[BEEP]
>> I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW.
>> HELLO, YOU GOT TO STAY IN
YOUR SEAT AND TALK YOU TO
JERRY, ALL RIGHT.
>> QUIT CLOWNING.
JERRY: TODAY WE ARE TALKING
TO TOM GREEN WHO IS MARRIED
TO 6 WOMEN AND IS PLANNING
TO MAKE A 14-YEAR-OLD GIRL
HIS WIFE.
YOU YOU CAN SEE THE CHAIRS
ON THE STAGE ARE ABOUT TO BE
FILLED BY YOUR SIX CURRENT
WIVES.
HERE THEY ARE, HANNAH,
CARRIE,LY LEE AN,
THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
JERRY: HI, I'M JERRY
SPRINGER.
I'M STANDING BACK STAGE HERE
WITH FIVE HOT LOOKING
MODE.
THE THINK IS THEY'RE NOT
WOMEN.
THEY'RE MEN.
YOU KNOW IT.
I KNOW IT.
THE STUDIO AUDIENCE DOESN'T
HAVE A CLUE.
THIS IS GOING TO BE VERY
INTERESTING.
WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK.
WHEN WE COME BACK MORE
CRAZINESS.
1,200 SHOWS WORMING OF
CRAZINESS.
JERRY: THANK YOU.
WELCOME BACK.
WE'RE CELEBRATING 1,200.
PART OF OUR CELEBRATION IS
RHONDA.
RHONDA IS THE PERSONAL
ASSISTANT TO OUR PRODUCER.
WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE
SHOWS?
>> I WOULD HAVE TO SAY THAT
I LIKE THE BAD BOYS.
JERRY: YOU LIKE THE BAD
BOYS?
>> I LIKE THE BAD BOYS,
BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW TO PUT
THEM IN THEIR PLACE.
JERRY: THIS IS A SIDE OF YOU
I DIDN'T KNOW.
JERRY: HOW LONG HAVE YOU
LIKED THE BAD BOYS, RHONDA?
>> EVER SINCE I STARTED
WORKING FOR YOU.
JERRY: TAKE A LOOK.
>> YOU GOT ONE MORE TIME TO
CALL MY -- [BEEP].
JERRY: WE HAVE THAT TAPE OF
YOU HITTING THAT WOMAN.
IF I EVER FIND OUT THAT YOU
LAY A HAND ON A WOMAN AGAIN
I'LL HAUL YOUR *** INTO
COURT.
>> IS HE ALL THAT?
LOOK AT ME.
LOOK AT ME.
I LOOK LIKE PRINCE.
>> EVERYTHING ORIGINATED
FROM AFRICA.
[BEEP].
>> SIT DOWN, PLEASE.
SIT DOWN.
STAY IN YOUR SEAT.
JERRY: WHAT IS THE PROBLEM
WITH THE MARRIAGE?
>> BASICALLY WE DON'T GET
ALONG.
FOUR MONTHS -- THE LAST FOUR
MONTHS HAVE BEEN HELL.
IT'S PRETTY MUCH COME DOWN
TO A PURSE.
I CAN'T STAND HER PURSE.
>> THIS IS MONEY THAT'S BEEN
GOTTEN FROM THE RICH PIGS.
IT'S YOUR DUTY TO TAKE IT,
IT'S UNJUST MONEY THEY HAVE
GOTTEN.
JERRY: LET'S BRING OUT THE
GUY -- THIS IS THE STRIPPER
AT YOUR PARTY.
DAMIEN.
>> HI.
>> YEAH.
>> I'M ANESTHESIA ONE THAT
GETS THE PHONE CALLS 3:00 IN
THE MORNING [BEEP] WHERE IS
SHE AT.
WHAT'S SHE DOING?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S SHE
DOING.
>> YOU KNOW.
>> I CAN'T TELL HER MOM
THAT.
HI, MOM.
AMANDA'S SELLING HER ***
TONIGHT.
SHE'LL BE HOME WHEN SHE'S
DONE.
JERRY: YOU TALKED ABOUT WHAT
A KILLER I WAS.
YOU'RE A DAMN LIAR.
IF YOU HAD THE [BEEP] YOU
WOULD MEET ME FACE-TO-FACE
INSTEAD OF HIDING.
YOU CAN COME TO TALK TO ME
ANY TIME YOU WANT.
IT'S UP TO YOU.
HENRY LEE LUCAS.
I'M HERE.
>> THE DAY THAT I WALK OUT
OF PRISON AND I'LL COME TO
CHICAGO.
AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS.
JERRY: YOU ARE THREATENING
ME?
>> NO, I'M PROMISING YOU.
JERRY: EDDIE IS IN CHARGE OF
MY WARDROBE.
>> I GIVE HIM MINE AND I
WEAR YOURS.
JERRY: WHAT ARE YOUR
FAVORITE SHOWS?
>> I LIKE THAT DR. BUTTER
CRUNCH.
DR. BURR WORTH.
DR. BURR NUTS.
I LIKE DR. BUTTERWORTH.
I LOVE HIS CLIPS.
JERRY: I'M NOT SURE WHAT
YOU'VE BEEN SMELLING.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT SOME OF
THESE CLIPS.
>> YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE
THESE LIKE I LOVE HIM.
>> DO YOU REALIZE HE'S A
CHILD MOLESTER.
DO YOU ACCEPT THAT?
YOU'RE SMILING.
>> HE'S NOT A CHILD
MOLESTER.
>> WHAT IS HE?
>> HE DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS
12.
HE THOUGHT SHE WAS OLDER.
>> NOT ONLY IS HE A CHILD
MOLESTER.
BUT HE'S NOT BRIGHT ENOUGH
TO UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN A 12-YEAR-OLD AND
18-YEAR-OLD.
>> WHAT'S IT LIKE TO HAVE TO
GO WITH AN UGLY GUY AND HAVE
SEX WITH HIM DAY AFTER DAY?
>> ASK YOUR WIFE.
>> BE CAREFUL GUYS.
NEVER TRUST ANYBODY WEARING
A 1970'S RED JACKET.
>> HOLD ON JUST A MINUTE,
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU'RE
BETTER THAN ANY OF US?
>> ANYBODY CAN COME IN AND
YELL AND SCREAM, GUYS.
>> I CAN WHISPER.
LOSER.
YOU'RE A LOSER.
>> YOU LOOK LIKE A -- WHY
YOU WANT TO GET TECHNICAL.
YOU DON'T TAKE CARE OF ME.
YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT I
SHOULD DO.
YOU SIT IN A BIG OFFICE
GETTING PAID.
LOOK AT YOUR LITTLE PIECE OF
WATCH.
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WERE
PICKING UP A COUPLE OF HOS
ON SUNSET ANYWAY.
I DO WHAT I WANT TO DO.
THEY KNOW WHAT I DO.
>> WHAT'S IT LIKE TO GET UP
--
>> DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT
WHAT I DO.
JERRY: TODAY ADULTS THAT ACT
LIKE BABIES.
YOU GOT TO SEE IT TO BELIEVE
IT.
>> HE IS A HAPPY
WELL-BALANCED YOUNG MAN.
JERRY: HE WEARS AND USES
DIAPERS ALL THE TIME.
>> YOU HAVE TO BLAME THE
DOCTOR.
SHE SAID SHE INTERVIEWED
OVER 100 PEOPLE.
THAT'S NOT SCIENCE.
THIS IS VOODOO.
>> YOU ARE A NARROW-MINDED
POOPY HEAD.
JERRY: THE QUESTION I AM
ASKED IS WHY DO YOU FIND
YOUR GUESTS.
I THINK THE QUESTION IS
WHERE DO WE FIND OUR CREW.
BACK AFTER THIS.
WE ARE GOING TO TINSEL
BRATING
JERRY: WELCOME BACK.
AND NOW -- NOW SOMEONE WHO'S
BEEN WITH US ALMOST FROM THE
BEGINNING.
I GOT TO TELL YOU --
>> CAMERA THREE, MOVE IN A
LITTLE BIT MORE.
JERRY: THIS IS GREG OUR
DIRECTOR.
HE CLEARLY IS ONE OF THE
VERY BEST IN THE BUSINESS.
WE ARE VERY, VERY FORTUNATE
TO HAVE GREG WITH US.
>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
JERRY: WHAT ARE YOUR
FAVORITE KIND OF SHOWS?
>> I LIKE ALL OUR SHOWS.
I HAVE DONE 1,000 SO FAR.
WHAT IS SPECIAL TO ME IS
WHEN WE DO SHOWS REMOTE.
WE GET TO SEE HOW FANS
RELATE TOU.
THAT'S A TREAT.
JERRY: YOU LIKE THE DAYTONA
SHOWS THE BEST.
>> THEY ARE GREAT.
THE SUNSHINE IS AWESOME.
I HOPE WE DO IT AGAIN THIS
YEAR, TOO.
JERRY: LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT
A CLIP OF OUR REMOTES.
>> HERE WE HAVE A TRAIN.
JERRY: THIS IS YOUR LIVING
ROOM?
>> RIGHT.
WATCH THIS.
JERRY: THIS WON'T WAKE YOU
UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE
NIGHT?
>> THAT WOULD.
>> NOW, YOU ANSWER ME, WHERE
ELSE WOULD YOU SEE THIS
HAPPEN?
[APPLAUSE]
>> PICKING UP FLASH AROUND
THE ROAD.
>> PICKING UP TRASH AROUND
THE ROAD.
>> WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF
THE DESERT.
AND I'M ABOUT TO HAVE SEX
WITHER ISENITY ON THE HOOD
OF MY CAR.
-- SERENITY ON THE HOOD OF
MY CAR.
VERY MUCH LIKE THE OLD DAYS.
>> I HAVE MY CHILDREN.
THEY ARE WITH ME.
BUT MY LAST FRIEND --
JERRY: WERE THOSE GUN SHOTS?
>> YEAH.
JERRY: SING A LITTLE?
>> IT'S A LONG WAY TO --
JERRY: ♪ IT'S A LONG WAY TO
TIPPERARY.
IT'S A LONG WAY TO GO ♪♪
>> TELL ME HOW YOU GET
H.I.V.?
>> BLOOD AND SEX.
>> HOW DO YOU PREVENT FROM
GETTING H.I.V.?
>> USE CONDOMS.
>> THE NUMBER ONE WAY IS NO
SEX AT ALL.
JERRY: ALL WE KNOW IS THAT A
MOTHER IS THREATENED FROM
HER OUT OF CONTROL SON.
WHY DO YOU THINK NOW IS
DIFFERENT.
WE'RE GOING TO TEAR DOWN A
WALL.
GET YOU TO A HOSPITAL.
THE DOCTORS WILL TREAT YOU.
PUT YOU ON SOME KIND OF
PROGRAM.
WHY WILL YOU STICK WITH IT
THIS TIME?
>> I WANT TO LIVE.
I'M TIRED OF LIVING IN MY
ROOM.
I'M TIRED OF DEPENDING ON
PEOPLE FOR THINGS.
>> WE COME TO DO IT.
JERRY: ARE YOU READY NOW?
>> YEAH.
JERRY: ALL RIGHT.
WE CAN START NOW.
TAKE DOWN THE WALL.@
WE HAVE 1,200 SHOWS WE'RE
CELEBRATING.
WE'LL BE BACK
JERRY: THANK YOU.
WE ARE HERE IN CHICAGO.
OK.
HERE ARE TWO PEOPLE WHO
SHOULD WEAR DISGUISES.
NOW, HERE ARE TODD AND
BRIAN.
>> YEAH.
TODD!
JERRY: AND THIS IS BRIAN.
WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE KIND
OF SHOWS?
>> I WOULD HAVE TO SAY ALL
THE SHOWS I'VE BEEN IN.
TAKE A LOOK AT THE CLIP,
JERRY.
JERRY: OK.
>> NO, NO, NO.
>> I'VE BEEN SCOPING TODD
ALL MORNING LONG.
HE'S REAL TENSE.
YOU KNOW HE NEEDS TO LOOSEN
UP.
HE YELLED AND SCREAMED AT
ALL THE CAST MEMBERS AND
EVERYTHING.
AND MEN LIKE THEIR CHESTS.
[APPLAUSE]
>> OH, YOU OWE ME BIG,
JERRY.
JERRY: BRIAN, WHAT ARE YOUR
FAVORITE SHOWS?
>> ALL THE SHOWS WHERE TODD
GETS BEAT UP.
JERRY: THIS IS TODD GETTING
BEAT UP.
[APPLAUSE]
JERRY: OK.
YOU ALL RIGHT?
>> AHH!
[BEEP]
JERRY: OK.
NOW IS A GOOD TIME AS ANY.
IF YOU'D LIKE TO COME ON OUR
SHOW AND BEAT UP TODD, CALL
THE NUMBER AT THE BOTTOM OF
THE SCREEN.
WE'RE MOVING ALONG NOW.
HERE IS ERIC.
ERIC IS OUR PROMOTIONS
DIRECTOR.
ERIC, WHAT ARE THE SHOWS YOU
LIKE?
>> WITH ALL THE WILD SHOWS
WE DO HERE, I THINK PEOPLE
ALWAYS FORGET THAT WE DO
SOME GOOD HERE.
YOU GOT PEOPLE READING AGAIN
WITH THE BOOK CLUB.
YOU HAVE THE WEIGHT LOSS
VIDEO YOU'RE DOING, THE
GRATITUDE JOURNAL.
JERRY: THAT'S OPRAH.
>> WE DO GOOD SHOWS TOO.
WE HELP PEOPLE.
TAKE A LOOK AT THE CLIP.
>> I HAVE A SPECIAL
CHRISTMAS WISH TO ASK YOU.
COULD YOU PLEASE HELP MY DAD
GET A JOB.
HE IS A GOOD FATHER AND
LOVES ME VERY MUCH.
JERRY: YOUR WISH TO SANTA.
MAYBE IT WILL WORK.
I'M STANDING HERE WITH
CATHERINE ROSE.
>> WE FOUND A JOB FOR YOU.
I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE
GINA.
JERRY: A JOB FOR THEIR DAD.
>> YES I AM HERE TO OFFER
YOU A JOB, AN OPPORTUNITY
FOR OUR COMPANY.
I WILL WELCOME YOU IF YOU
ACCEPT THIS PACKAGE.
FILL OUT THE APPLICATION.
COME ON MONDAY MORNING AT
9:00.
COME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
>> OH MY GOD.
JERRY: OK.
WHY DO YOU WANT TO LOSE
WEIGHT?
DO YOU WANT TO LOSE WEIGHT?
>> YES.
JERRY: WHY IS THAT?
>> SO I CAN BE HEALTHY AND
SO I CAN GET RID OF THIS
FLUFFY ITEMY.
JERRY: CAN YOU NOT DO THINGS
THAT OTHER KIDS CAN DO?
>> YEAH.
JERRY: WHAT CAN'T YOU DO
THAT OTHERS CAN DO?
>> WELL --
JERRY: I'M REAL TEMPTED TO
HOLD HIM.
>> EVERYONE COMES UP TO HOLD
HIM.
JERRY: IS THAT SOMETHING I
SHOULD TRY?
>> IT IS.
[APPLAUSE]
JERRY: MORE TO COME WHEN WE
COME BACK.
AND YOU ARE JUST A GORGEOUS,
GORGEOUS LITTLE BOY.
OH -- THANK YOU, ERIC.
THAN.
PRODUCER RICHARD DOMINICK.
>> RICHARD!
RICHARD!
JERRY: YOU KNOW, THE FIRST
TWO YEARS WE DID OUR SHOW,
IT WAS KIND OF A SERIOUS
TALK SHOW LIKE MOST TALK
SHOWS ARE.
AND BUT TRUTHFULLY WE
WEREN'T GOING ANYWHERE WITH
IT.
RICHARD CAME ON ANDEAME
OUR EXECUTIVE PRODUCER AND
TOOK US IN A WILD AND CRAZY
DIRECTION.
SOME OF US WERE SCRATCHING
OUR HEADS THINKINGHT ARE
WE DOING?
HE WAS RIGHT.
HE HAS GIVEN US THE SHOW WE
NOW HAVE.
I OWE HIM A LOT.
IF YOU ENJOY OUR SHOW
RICHARD GETS THE THANKS.
ALSO TO OUR WONDERFUL CREW
AND STAFFTHAT COME IN HERE
EVERY DAY AND WORK AS IF
THIS IS A CAMPAIGN EVERY
SINGLE DAY.
THEY GET EXCITED ABOUT THE
JOB AND THE KIND OF SHOW WE
DO.
AND THANKS TO YOU.
FOR 1,200 SHOWS.
FOR STICKING WITH US.
FOR RECOGNIZING OUR SHOW FOR
WHAT IT IS.
AND FOR REALIZING THAT IN
OUR SOCIETY ALL KINDS OF
LIFESTYLES, ALL KINDS OF
POINTS OF VIEW ARE ENTITLED
TO BE HEARD, ENTITLED TO BE
AIRED.
AND WE G THE VIEWER THE
CHANCE TO DECIDE WHETHER OR
NOT THEY WANT TO WATCH ON A
PARTICULAR DAY.
FOR YOU, FOR 1,200 SHOWS
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
WE LOOK FORWARD TO AT LEAST
ANOTHER THOUSAND.
TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF AND
EACH OTHER.
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