Panic Break, Nice Shoes, & a Firey Rose - Learningtown ep 10 - Season finale

LIMAN: Last week on-- [GAGGING] [CHURCH BELL] [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] [WHISTLING AND GUITAR PLAYING] STORM: You got the song? PAUL: Check. You got Wand-A under control? STORM: Check. WAND-A: What have we here? [ELECTRIC ZAPPING] STORM: How's Teddy? PAUL: Kubler-Ross stage three, bargaining. [HEART RATE MONITOR BEEPING] TEDDY: Oh god, Liman. Just pull through for me, buddy. I know your doctor says you're not supposed to eat shellfish, but what does he know? What do any of them know? Ooh, shiny. [HEART RATE MONITOR FLATLINES] PAUL: OK, I think we can do this. STORM: I know we can. Is that one of Larry's old bow ties? PAUL: Thought he'd appreciate it. You know, tradition. STORM: It's our show now. PAUL: Paul and Storm button? STORM: Got to promote the brand. PAUL: What you said. [SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS] PAUL: Panic break? STORM: Panic break. PAUL AND STORM: Ahhh! COOKIE: And that's how we can improve our ratings, double our profits, and give back to the community in the process. Any questions? -Sounds solid. [INAUDIBLE] -Useful shoes. COOKIE: Well, I'm open to differences of opinion. One of you must think I'm wrong or crazy or think that you have a better idea. Will somebody just be on fire for christ's sakes? Meeting adjourned. [PHONE NOISES] -So, how does it feel to be the boss? COOKIE: It should be great. I got everything I wanted. But-- -But? COOKIE: I never thought I'd hear myself say this. I miss "Learning Town." -Yeah. About that. STORM: And action. PAUL: I know we haven't heard from Princess Cookie in a long time, guys. She's been real busy studying at Princess University. I sure do hope Mail Storm gets here soon with Princess Cookie's postcard. [THUNDER CLAPS] -Ah! Mail Storm! Mail Storm! Mail Storm! WAND-A: Mail Storm! MAIL STORM: [BEEPING TRUCK NOISE] I'm here with the mail! -Yay! PAUL: A postcard from Princess Cookie! Dear Learning Town, I hope everyone's doing great and that Princess Wand-A's shiny new princess necklace is keeping her safe from the evil hoodoo spirits. WAND-A: Happy Arbor Day, Captain Asparagus! STORM: I probably can't make it to Learning Town for the big party. PAUL AND STORM: Aw. PAUL: But I took the liberty of writing a song for you guys to sing whenever you feel lonely, scared, or sad. TEDDY: Oh god, I'm so genuinely sad. Acceptance. [MUSIC - PAUL AND STORM, "GOOD ENOUGH"] COOKIE: No. LIMAN: Hey. COOKIE: [GASPS] PAUL AND STORM: Please. PAUL: Hey! COOKIE: Hey. Hi, Splash. Oh, hi. Ah! [TWINKLING NOISE] [MUSIC - PAUL AND STORM, "GOOD ENOUGH"] STORM: See you next Learning season, kids. PAUL: And that's a Learning wrap! [CHEERS] COOKIE: Oh, I'm so proud of you guys. That was amazing. STORM: We're so glad you were here to see it. PAUL: What changed your mind? STORM: Was it because I tempered my child-like innocence with the harsh realities of life? PAUL: Oh, was it because I tempered my being a *** with being slightly less of a ***? COOKIE: No. They're-- They're not renewing you guys. -Huh? COOKIE: You're cancelled. [TWINKLING NOISE] [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS] [SNIFFLING] [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS] COOKIE: Sorry, you guys. [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS] -Everyone, stop! [GASPS] I have something very important to tell you. You all have to be out of here in one hour or I'm calling security. PAUL AND STORM: [SIGH] COOKIE: Well, it looks like you guys retain all the rights to the "Learning Town" name and characters. STORM: So we could do the show somewhere else? Like online? PAUL: Online? Ugh, might as well be dead. COOKIE: Not necessarily. If you guys can make it a hit online, I can conceivably get it back on network. STORM: That's going to take a lot of money. PAUL: A lot of money. STORM: Which we don't have. LIMAN: [WHISPERING] TEDDY: Plan D! COOKIE: Hm? LIMAN: Now let's see here. [CA-CHING] LIMAN: Ha, jolly good show. Anyone got a light? TEDDY: Allow me. [THEME MUSIC PLAYS]