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hello! hello. What are you? I'm the librarian. Do you have books about tacos? Of course we
do! Go look around! Aww yeah! Whoohoo! Excuse me, are you reading a book about tacos? No.
Why? Because I love tacos! Oh wait, you're Ithza. Oh gosh. Ithza, what are you doing
here? I wanna find a book about tacos! Ithza... But I wanna find-- What are you reading? Divergent.
Is it about tacos? Are you Divergent about tacos? No. But I love tacos! What is this,
a dollar bill? No nonono! Nonono! no! What the heck, man? Oh, is this money??? uh. It's
FAKE?! It's just Mark Twain! And what the heck? I wanna eat it! Is it taco-flavored?
No. Ahhh! Come on! My book! UGH I lost my page! Hello, are you reading about tacos?
No. SHHH!! It's a library for a reason! Oh, SORRY. Miss, Taco-Hater. I'm not a bleh. I'm
not a taco-hater! You messed up in your words! HAHAHA! You do hate tacos, now shut up. I
love tacos. SHUSH. Okay, so are you reading about tacos? No. But it's red. Does that mean
sauce--Nooo! Aww, you're reading about dogs. Who cares? Get that book out! Stop messing
with my book! Geez, you're mean. What is this about? Stop, stop. Stop, let me just read
my book. Okay, jesus. Miss Prissy. Hmph! Are YOU reading about tacos? No. But, it's yellow.
It should be about tacos. Nononono. Oh crap.Wait, I need to fix your book. Don't worry. It looks
like tacos. It looks like a taco shell. It's not a taco shell. Why is there a map? Nononono!
Aw it's another dog book? Come on, you're a dog, you read about dog---oh do you love
that dog? Oh my god. You should read ABOUT TACOS! Whoo hoo! Man, you people don't read
about tacos. Oh come on. AHHH, I need my page! Where the hell was I, I mean heck, was I?
Oh god. Uh, um. Is it? There, I found it. Ha! Now leave me alone, Ithza. But, but, TACOS!
Look at all these books! Are they about tacos? Hmm, soccer, nahh, outcast, nah, ginger pye?
DOGS AGAIN? Ugh, what is this? Anthem...It's about a lightbulb. Anne Frank...Okay, I'm
not gonna be offensive to this, this is a good book, I'll put it to the good side. Not
that the other books are bad, but I want a book about tacos. White Lilacs...This IS ABOUT
FLOWERS! Come on, where are the books about tacos??? UGH! What are you reading...Pandas??
I love pandas! Oh yeah, you're Sam. Yeah, I love pandas. Look at this! Look at this
cute panda! Look at the cute panda! I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR DANG PANDAS! I WANT TACOS!
JESUS, WHO CARES ABOUT---OH HEY, I WANT TACOS. Can anyone give me a book about tacos? Please??
I'll just go find one. There's not a single book about tacos! I thought you said you had
taco books! Maybe you've just been annoying people instead of going to look for one on
the computer. Wait you have a computer? Yes. I'm gonna go use it! Uh. ow. That's not how
you use the door. Who cares? I didn't find anything about tacos! Are you serious? You
looked through all the books? Yes there's no books about tacos. You LYING FOOL. I am
not a liar. I'm a librarian. Yeah and that has the word lie in it. You liar! I want tacos!
You liar! Oh come on. We'll see if we can get you one book about tacos. Yeah, you better.
I want my book about tacos NOW! Or else I'll uh you know what? I'm gonna look for a book
about tacos. JEEZ! Hmph, I'll go see if I can find one. And I'll never stop until I
will. Whoo!!