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How to Not Look Like a Tourist. Being identified as a tourist is generally not a good thing.
Here’s how to blend in with the natives. You will need Vacation plans and some travel
guides. Step 1. Research the local cuisine and customs. That way, you won’t get punched
for pointing your foot at someone in Thailand (considered extremely insulting) or laugh
uproariously when someone in China offers you bird’s-nest soup. Step 2. If you plan
to visit houses of worship, determine what is acceptable attire. Some may require that
women wear dresses or that your head be covered. Complying is often not only a sign of respect—but
your only way in. Step 3. Learn a few key phrases in the local language. Many tourists
never bother to learn even the basics, so this will endear you to the natives and distance
you from the tourists. Step 4. Don’t pack a tracksuit unless you’re planning to jog.
Nothing says ”Tacky American” like a velour running suit, which in some countries is like
wearing your pajamas. And leave your, “I’m with Stupid ” t-shirt behind, too. Forget
the *** pack. It a dead giveaway that you’re from out of town—and makes an easy target
for pickpockets. Step 5. Make photocopies of selected pages from guidebooks so you don’t
have to lug the entire book around. Step 6. Speak at a soft but audible volume. Don’t
fall prey to that bad American habit of speaking TOO LOUD in public places. Nothing betrays
you faster than shouting, “HEY, MABEL, ARE WE USING PESOS OR LIRE TODAY?” Step 7. Don’t
pantomime any body function requiring a restroom. In most parts of the world, “toilet,”
or a slight variant, is clearly understood and will resolve your need nicely. Did you
know France remains the number one tourist destination, with an average of 76.7 million
visitors each year—the U.S. ranks third, with almost 42 million.