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Ladies and gentlemen, the spectacle has begun.
Here he is, our new village record holder.
The best swimmer, you can take my word on it.
Here, finally the results.
Dragan naturally first,
Bruka (Shame) right behind him,
and the last poor guy is still swimming.
I have noticed that he is quite nervous,
I hope the Chloride hasn't caused irritation,
because he still has some cabbage to pick today.
Here you can see the president of the Village Olympic Committee, Mr. Milomir Jovanovic
a fine gentleman with a beautiful jacket, truly a balm for your eyes.
A raised hand to say hello to the audience, all the gold-diggers and other hot babes.
Before you are the buns, the golden buns and the "through butt" breathing technique,
which is now widely called ScubaButt.
I think it is time to put a medal around our hero's neck,
a golden medal ladies and gentlemen!
I see thay have prepaired some kind of a T-shirt for him
I hope it is made from real cotton,
because nowadays they seem to import every *** from China.
Too bad the producer isn't showing Dragan's uncle.
The man is crying like a river.
And here goes our hero too.
The tears of joy.
I know my job is at stake,
and that this is truly unprofessional but...
(commentator sings)
***!
I can't feel my legs...
Curses...
Damn, I can't do it any more...
Mike come, brandy.