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A woman was in bed with a man she should not be
her husband was in Hong Kong
the classic start to any joke...
...the sound of a key in the lock
she said "get out, get in the bathroom"
and her husband entered the room
and seeing his wife, as you might say
?????????
he said "what's all this"
she said "oh darling, I have missed you, welcome home...
...you must have jet lag, come to bed"
he said "that's lovely, I'll just go in the bathroom"
she went "Ahhh"
and he went in the bathroom
and there was a man, barefoot to the neck
going *hand claps*
he said "who are you?"
he said "council"
he said "what are you doing?"
he said "your wife rang up and said the flat was infested with moths"
he said "but you're naked"
he said "the ***!"