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Everything is ready for your weekly game night.
Yarbrough is online in Chicago and Ivabgn is waiting in Seattle.
Of course here in Berlin your game room has been prepared per your request including ice sculptures of Richard Simmons, Oprah and the La Cage aux Folles cheering section.
This cannot be correct, what about Jago ins?
Um, uh, Sir.
I regret to inform you that Jago ins will not be joining you this evening. He claims to be having connectivity issues and he's not returning our calls.
Anyone who has Jago ins on they're friends list, leave the room now.
Are you *** kidding me! Again with the connection problems! This is some kind of ***!
Why must I put up with this? Tell me damn it!
Does he not understand how important this is to me? I live for Friday game night! Have you seen the women in this bunker? It's all I have since my God damn *** prescription expired!
I told you Cialis was better.
Cialis is no better than Extenze, *** monkey!
Sir, you satisfied all my desires.
Don't change the subject butt grunt.
What the *** is Jago's problem now? Is it his modem, his router, is his *** NAT set on strict?! Perhaps the Hamster fell off the damn wheel at Comcast!! I've had it with his *** excuses!!
All week and he waits till the last minute!!
Once again Jago has kicked us in the nuts and left us in a heap on the ground, clutching our testicles in agony while he parades around in pasties and a thong for that *** Stalin!
All my life, all I ever wanted was to become a full time member of Team Can Do. Is that asking too much?
People around Berlin make fun of me because I've demanded they address me with Heil Possumus!
Bananafish warned me this *** would happen!
Damn it! Everybody told me! What a stupid *** I've been waiting around for his lame *** every week!
It's not your fault, you tried to warn him, everybody did.
I know why he avoids me.
It's because he found out the truth about me.
I'm...
I'm not what I appear.
I am not the beloved British comedy genius Charlie Chaplin. I, am Rich Little, the annoying American impersonator.
How pathetic.