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Oh my dear, sweet, naive Ophelia. You communicate with ghosts.
Ava's dead.
Your books are toast.
Ruby: You. You're just another person using me.
Ophelia: You don't know what it's like, working in a haunted library.
Henry: You, my dear, are a regular Sherlock Holmes.
Lucky number seven.
And you're really clumsy.
Lillian: Get her!!
I only found ten.
Edmund: 'Only 10'?
Recount!
Is that the will in there, Ruby?
Give it to me.
Oh, Henry O'Henry. Why did you have to team up with Lillian?
You betrayed me. You took money from Lillian!
No I didn't.
Don't deny it. I have a photograph!
What photograph?
Henry: I had to team up with Lillian. It was the only way I would be able to set foot on my British soil.
I don't need you anymore because I have the will!
Oh no you don't!
Lillian: Give it to me!
Henry: No! Queen of the harpies! Stop it!
Lillian: Give it to me! Give it to me!
* Smash! *
Applause and laudations! Lucky you. You have located my last will and legacy.
Ava: But my money will not make you merry. Cash can't create contentment. Bliss isn't borne of bounty nor glee from gold.
I lived with lucrative luxury. But I lacked love.
I squabbled with my sisters and suffered in solitude for so many years.
Ava: But you, my blood and brood, can benefit from my blunders.
Settle your small-scale spats, kiss your grudges goodbye and put family first.
Farewell, my family. And fade to black.
Congratulations. You're very rich, young man.
Finch: Can I borrow ten bucks? *Laughs*.
Ruby: Things worked out pretty well all around.
Ruby: Edmund had to fire Ophelia, but he bought her a case of Kosher wieners to make up for all the ham and cheese sandwiches he stole.
Ruby: Sadly, they gave her hives.
Ruby: Maybe it didn't work out so well for Ophelia, but everyone else...
Ruby: Edmund took Ava's advice to heart and made peace with all of his relatives.
Edmund: This is for you.
A deed?
Your very own condo in an adults-only building.
I hate children.
It's an old-age home, but I think she'll be happy there.
Here's Henry.
*Gasps*. A trip to the British Isles!
I was hoping we could go together, if that's alright with you.
Who am I kidding? I love this family stuff! I've always wanted a little brother.
Ruby: I finally got Hailey to forgive me, but it wasn't easy.
Get out of my way!
Don't you have something to say to Diana?
Ruby: Diana. I made a mistake.
What a shock.
I shouldn't have accused you of stealing my kit. I know it wasn't you and I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
You'll have to speak up. I can't hear you.
I'm sorry. I know you're not a thief and I should never have suspected you.
You're not a detective and you should stop pretending you are.
Actually, I think you're a great detective.
This is for you, Edmund. Tough guys wear pink.
And this is for Because I Am A Girl.
Edmund: From my whole family.
The Mint Chip Girls: Thanks to everyone for coming out to support Because I Am A Girl.
Invest in girls and change the world.
The Mint Chip Girls: One lucky fundraiser is getting a pair of tickets for our show.
And backstage passes.
And the girl who raised the most money is...
* Drum roll *
Hailey Skye!
* Applause *
I'd like to share my prize with someone who worked just as hard as I did.
Diana Noughton.
* Applause *
Congratulations, Diana. You deserve it.
There's a speaker right there.
And there's another.
I'm really gonna miss Ava.
I wish I'd gotten to know her more. Thanks to her I have a family again. And thanks to you.
Glad I could help.
This is for you.
'The Complete Works of Sherlock Holmes'.
There's an inscription.
'To the world's second-greatest detective.'
Thank you.
* Squeaking sound *
Sneaky, the way you got that cart to move. How'd you do it?
I wish I could take credit for that.
But if you didn't...
I didn't.
Because I Am A Girl is a real initiative that does fantastic work. All of us here at Ruby Skye, P.I. are going to make a donation. We hope you will, too.