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>> Billy Mays: Hi Billy Mays you *** GUM
>> Billy Mays: Hi Billy Mays here [pause]
>> Billy Mays: If you're having problems with hard water build-up
>> Billy Mays: Soap ***
>> Billy Mays: Riiiiing Aroooooound the toooooooiiilet
[music]
>> CHORUS: Pocket full of posies
>> CHORUS: Ashes! Ashes!
>> CHORUS: We all fall down!
[explosion]
>> Billy Mays: Hi Billy Mays here [pause] >> Billy Mays: If you're having problems with
hard water build-up
>> Billy Mays: Soap ***
>> Billy Mays: Ring Around the toilet
>> Billy Mays: Calcium, Lime, & (and) Rust stains?
>> Billy Mays: Then you need Kaboom!
[explosion]
>> OFF CAMERA: Alright! Alright! That's enough! We're taking a break! CUT CUT CUT!
[pause]
>> Billy Mays: Hi Billy Mays here [pause]
>> Billy Mays: If you're having problems with hard water build-up
>> Billy Mays: Soap ***
>> Billy Mays: Ring Around the toilet
>> Billy Mays: Calcium, Lime, & (and) Rust stains?
>> Billy Mays: Then you need Kaboom!
>> Billy Mays: Spray Kaboom! on YOU
[explosion]
>> Billy Mays: Hi Billy Mays here [pause]
>> Billy Mays: If you're having problems with hard water Billy Mays!
>> Billy Mays: Hi Billy Mays here [pause]
>> Billy Mays: If you spray BILLY MAYS hard.
[pause]
>> Billy Mays: Hi tough stuff!
>> Billy Mays: You need Kaboom!
>> Billy Mays: Spray Kaboom! on a shower door & (and) it gets the
>> Billy Mays: YOU
>> Billy Mays: That the others leave behind!
>> Billy Mays: KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! & (and) you're gone!
[eplosion]
>> Billy Mays: New Improved Kaboom! is tougher on soap ***!
>> Billy Mays: Watch how the leading competitor preforms on out hands down!
>> Billy Mays: Kaboom! has tough harsh fumes!
>> Billy Mays: It has the the Power to dissolve
Tile around your tub & (and) shower
Grout
Your tub
Gloves
All Kinds of metal
Your house
Sinks & faucets
>> Billy Mays: It even cuts through this flower vase with ease!
CEMENT!
>> Billy Mays: Call now & (and) you'll receive not two but one 22 ounce bottles of Kaboom
& (and) our new Kaboom!
House Blaster!
>> jbrocker41: Well, it looks like we're screwed, aren't we?
>> jbrocker41: Welp, that's the end of this episode!
>> jbrocker41: Hope you enjoyed it, & (and) I can't wait to make another Youtube poop
for you guys!
>> jbrocker41: Thanks for watching! See you next time!
>> Billy Mays: Hi Billy Mays you *** GUM
>> jbrocker41: In the very first take, I ust put this part in for fun.
>> Billy Mays: Hi Billy Mays here [pause]
>> Billy Mays: If you're having problems with hard water build-up
>> Billy Mays: Soap ***
>> Billy Mays: Riiiiing Aroooooound the toooooooiiilet
[music]
>> CHORUS: Pocket full of posies
>> CHORUS: Ashes! Ashes!
>> CHORUS: We all fall down!
[explosion]
>> jbrocker41: In this part I was just thinking randomly & (and) I just got inspired by this
song I don't even like! Wow!
>> Billy Mays: Hi Billy Mays here [pause]
>> Billy Mays: If you're having problems with hard water build-up
>> Billy Mays: Soap ***
>> Billy Mays: Ring Around the toilet
>> Billy Mays: Calcium, Lime, & (and) Rust stains?
>> Billy Mays: Then you need Kaboom!
[explosion]
>> OFF CAMERA: Alright! Alright! That's enough! We're taking a break! CUT CUT CUT!
[pause]
>> jbrocker41: In this part I just decided to add some funnyness to the video & (and)
also make a cut scene. & (and) also I know the joke "Kaboom", followed by an explosion,
is used often, BUT I'M USING IT AGIAN!
>> Billy Mays: Hi Billy Mays here [pause]
>> Billy Mays: If you're having problems with hard water build-up
>> Billy Mays: Soap ***
>> Billy Mays: Ring Around the toilet
>> Billy Mays: Calcium, Lime, & (and) Rust stains?
>> Billy Mays: Then you need Kaboom!
>> Billy Mays: Spray Kaboom! on YOU
[explosion]
>> jbrocker41: I know, I know, I reused the joke. Get over it! Not being mean, but basicly,
I was just caught in a deadlock & (and) since I needed time to think, I was putting that
there for the time being.
>> Billy Mays: Hi Billy Mays here [pause]
>> Billy Mays: If you're having problems with hard water Billy Mays!
>> jbrocker41: This is possibly HYSTERICAL! Basicly, I know it says 'If you have problems
with hard water Billy Mays'. It's Hysterical.
>> Billy Mays: Hi Billy Mays here [pause]
>> Billy Mays: If you spray BILLY MAYS hard.
>> jbrocker41: Some people might take that scene offensive. Though that's because, well,
of course, I have to appeal to people's perverted side. Just in case you didn't hear it right,
it said 'If you spray Billy Mays hard'.
>> Billy Mays: Hi tough stuff!
>> Billy Mays: You need Kaboom!
>> Billy Mays: Spray Kaboom! on a shower door & (and) it gets the
>> Billy Mays: YOU
>> Billy Mays: That the others leave behind!
>> Billy Mays: KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! & (and) you're gone!
[eplosion]
>> jbrocker41: I know I keep modifying the begining joke. But this is slightly different.
KABOOOOOOOOOOM! & you're gone! Now THAT'S pretty funny.
>> Billy Mays: New Improved Kaboom! is tougher on soap ***!
>> Billy Mays: Watch how the leading competitor preforms on out hands down!
>> jbrocker41: I TOLD YOU IT WAS A WASTE OF TIME! Jk (just kidding). It works.
>> Billy Mays: Kaboom! has tough harsh fumes!
>> jbrocker41: This scene I added because I was running out of Ideas & (and) all of
a sudden I saw a couple parts & piled them together. It says 'Kaboom! has tougher harsh
fumes'.
>> Billy Mays: It has the the Power to dissolve
Tile around your tub & (and) shower
Grout
Your tub
Gloves
All Kinds of metal
Your house
Sinks & faucets
>> Billy Mays: It even cuts through this flower vase with ease!
CEMENT!
>> jbrocker41: Wow, quite a destructive spray, eh? That was just added to give you a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE
laugh.
>> Billy Mays: Call now & (and) you'll receive not two but one 22 ounce bottles of Kaboom
& (and) our new Kaboom!
House Blaster!
>> jbrocker41: Well, it looks like we're screwed, aren't we?
>> jbrocker41: Welp, that's the end of this episode!
>> jbrocker41: Hope you enjoyed it, & (and) I can't wait to make another Youtube poop
for you guys!
>> jbrocker41: Thanks for watching! See you next time!