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Okay, let's see what we've got here... Jon, come on over here! Let's do this!
Jon: No problem, Jory!
Aw, man!
Jon: Yeah! Alright, what've we got?
*music plays*
Richard Allen sent us a computer mouse.
Jon: (sarcastically) Oh, how original!
Jory: (laughs) That's awesome, man!
You guys have wanted us to microwave a computer mouse for awhile, so now, we can! All three clicks!
What've we go here, Jory?
A box, actually!
This one's from "Shipping Manager," Danbury, Connecticut.
Oh, wait- we might need a knife.
Maybe we should just go ballistic on it, actually.
We didn't really think this through, did we?
Jory: (laughs) The instructions on how to open it are on the inside of the box!
Jory: (reading note) "Sorry about the bad handwriting..." I have bad handwriting, too, so you know...
It's okay. I have great handwriting!
"PS: By the way, I'm a 12-year-old who's on my cousin's account, but he doesn't..." (struggles to read handwriting) "He doesn't have Internet connection, so I go on it"?
Thanks, Shipping Manager!
Jory: (laughs) I don't know what...
Okay, let's see what Shipping Manager from Danbury sent us.
Jory: I hope it's not just that note... Oh, my God!
Jon: It's an iDog! (sarcastically) How original!
Go for this one, Jon.
Alright, cool! This one is from Achien123.
And there's a paper clip and a twist tie... I think you just basically pushed stuff into this bag from your desk! There's a paperclip...
There's a paperclip, a twist tie... You just gave us your extra crap you were gonna throw away!
Jon: (reading note) "Here are two 35 mm movie trailers that play before the movie starts."
35 mm film! Alright! I love watching movies! What trailer is it for, Jory?
This one's from Paramount, and it's "Heartbreak Kid"! Thanks for the film trailers, Matthew A. Best!
This takes forever to spool up, I tell ya! I don't envy the person who actually has to spool these things!
Jory, I think it's usually just done by a machine...
Whatever!
This one is from Marvin Lyons from Austin, Texas. And he sent us Gold Series performance-matched...
Jory: What are those?
Groove tubes! He left us a note, too!
Jory: (reading note) "Hey, guys, you can just mention my name as 'Zach Fox' or 'Zachary Fox'. Either one is fine!"
But I just mentioned both! I'm sorry...
Then who's "Marvin Lyons"?!
I don't know, but Lyons and Fox- coincidence?
Thanks, Zachary Fox, for your tubes submission!
Zachary Fox, whatever. Lyons?
We have a full motherboard and a broken TiVo remote and two dead batteries. A computer supply and all sorts of cool stuff. All of this sent in by Ophion Shadow.
Thanks, Ophion Shadow, for your awesome motherboard! Man, look at this great chipset! You have two slots for RAM!
Jory: (sarcastically) Wow!
Jon: (sarcastically) TWO!
Alright, that'll go over there.
Did he send the power supplies, too?
He also sent these power supplies!
Jory I think there's... Where's the other one?
So, this one's from Justin Lehman in Saskatchewan... Saskatchewan, I suppose! Which is in Canada!
And he sent us caps from, you know, one of those old toy cap guns.
So, we have a Pikachu here.
Jory: Oh, let me turn him on. I think, to turn him on, I have to stick my finger in his butt, and...
Not the first time for that, right, Jory?
Oh, there we go!
*Pikachu toy talks*
If you guys can see this...
*Pikachu toy repeatedly says "Pika"*
It might look just like I'm raping a Pikachu right now, but he's having the time of his life!
Jon: (laughs) Wow! That's... What if you touch him below his belt?
He doesn't get as excited!
Thanks, Jon Sagovic from West Allis, Wisconsin, for sending us Haunted House on Atari!
Jory: Asteroids!
Asteroids... Spiderman... Pac-Man... And my absolute favorite game of all-time: ET on the Atari 2600! Often rated as the worst game ever created by humans!
It's like a bad luck charm... (really excitedly) Oh! OH! There's a little thing moving!
There's a little kitty cat on it! Hey, kitty cat! Hey, kitty cat! You're gonna [beep]in' die, huh?
Jory: Oh, my God!
Thanks, Chase Todd, for sending us this really [beep]ed-up kitty cat Tama-goo-chi doll!
Pink!
*Jon makes an "I don't know" type sound*
Oh, man! Hot Wheels cars! Am I right? Am I right?
Yeah, I'm just wondering why there's all this powder coming out at me...
Oh! Powder! (coughs) Thanks for the anthrax, dude!
This is a bona fide Hot Wheels, 'cause you can read it. This one is also a Hot Wheels. This one? Cheap impersonation!
That's a foreign import right there is what it is!
The Wiimote is sent to us by Justin Paul Reese from the Ultimate Gamers' Community, AKA "The Sonic God"!
Moving on... We have an envelope that doesn't have any return address OR postage!
Jory: (laughs) Or postage! That's my favorite!
This literally fell out of the sky and landed on my doorstep! So, let's take a look!
Jory: Well, you know...
Let's take a look inside... Oh! It's someone's inhaler!
*Jory laughs really hard*
Wow!
Someone probably needed this!
I hope you're not having any asthma attacks!
*Jon grunts in frustration, trying to open box*
Jory: I just don't wanna hurt myself, man!
Jon: Alright, we've got it open.
Jory: And that's a lot of toilet paper. What...?
Jon: What the [beep] is this thing?!
Does it, like, drive around like a fish and play music? What the [beep] is this thing?! And there's no note with it! Just all of this guy's toilet paper!
Chris Remag- you may have seen his series "What Happens When You Microwave This?" BLH Productions, you should check 'em out.
Anyway, they sent us a black light. It says right here: "BLH Productions to Ideo Productions." Straight-up, dude!
Thanks for the submission, and thanks for stealing our idea!
Conner from Marysville, Idaho, part of Emoticon Productions...
Jory: Here, I'll hold this end... Oh, there we go! That's teamwork!
I'm gonna reach inside here, Jory...
Jory: Oh, yeah, let's pull it out!
Oh! It's a Zapper!
Jory: It's a Zapper!
I always wanted to kill the [beep]in' dog! Anyway, Jory, I was just gonna say, speaking of the Zapper, I know you are really familiar with Duck Hunt, because I've seen a Righteous TV video where you're IN the game Duck Hunt!
Jory: That's a good point!
That is a great video!
I'm the dog. Watch this... (imitates the dog's stupid laugh) Do you guys notice?
Great video, by the way. You guys should check it out. Link will be on the screen. Thanks, Emoticon Productions!
Jory: Next thing is...
An iDog!
Jory and Jon: (sarcastically) How original!
I didn't even know these things existed!
*iDog "barks"*
What the hell did I do?!
*iDog "growls"*
Okay- DEMON!
Jory: Demon spawn!
Demon creature! Alright, now this one came with a note: "Please kill this iDog. Good thing my sister doesn't know we're sending her iDog to microwave terrorists..."
"Please make sure this thing stays dead, and if the microwave doesn't kill it, kill it with a hammer! Your fans, the Gilmartin twins."
Gilmartin twins, I appreciate what you did for society. You've ridden the world of a horrible evil and probably pissed off your sister! And everyone can get behind that, am I right?
Jory: (claps hands) Congratulations!
Way to go, for brotherly and sisterly love!
The Wonder Twins right there!
Alright, so we're gonna put this iDog over there.
Jory: Jesus Christ!
And this one from Shane Knezevich: an Olympus digital camera. Thanks, Shane! I love digital cameras, especially when they don't actually work!
Oh, what else do we have here, Jory?
Oh, a box!
Is this from THE Dan Brown? Of Dan Brown's Universe?!
Dan Brown's Universe!
Jon: No way!
Entering the microwave universe! Is this true?
Aw, sweet! Are we gonna have a collab video comin' up soon?
Jory: We could, possibly!
We could be!
So, I wonder what he would send us? (sarcastically) What WOULD he send us?
For those who aren't familiar with Dan Brown, he has a very successful YouTube channel.
Man, this box is so hard to open it's like... The only thing I can think of that's harder to open than this box is how to figure out a Rubik's cube, am I right?
Jon: (struggling with box) Am I right? Am I [beep]in' right?!
Jon: (shouts) Leave me alone! I'll do it!
Ooh! A note! It's actually an envelope: "To Jonathan Paula from Dan Brown."
A SOLVED Rubik's cube! This kid is so great, he solved it for us!
Jon: Cash?
Jory: No, just a note... Oh, a LONG note! "My pen is having issues, so I did this to get it going." (laughs) He's funny, I tell ya!
Jon: (reads more of note) "I must apologize for the sliminess of this Rubik's cube. For whatever reason, the cube was much harder to move than most, so I attempted to lubricate it..."
Jory: Okay, we're gonna go ahead and...
Jon: (reads) "And I got a little carried away..." EW!
And this one from Travis Babcock. Let's see what Travis sent us... Whoa, whoa, WHOA! That stuff is nuclear! This is THERMITE! Do you know how dangerous this is?! You can't just be throwing this around!
It actually says "United Nuclear", which I often feel like!
This is thermite, cast-iron. And apparently, according to the instructions that Travis sent us, this four ounces of thermite, at 4000 degrees Fahrenheit, will melt and be enough to create two ounces of molten iron!
That's incredible! But are we welding anything?
So, thanks, Cooper, for this great Etch-a-Sketch! I'm gonna Etch-a-Sketch right now on it! (singing) Etch-A-Sketch!
That brings us to our last item...
Disco ball!
*Jory hums the tune of "The Hustle"*
It'll be like a million different reflectors! Actually, that's what it is, so it's not gonna be like that at all...
Jory: Okay, stop, stop!
Jon: Focus!
I'm gonna go back behind the camera. You tell the folks about our new microwaves here.
That brings me to our beautiful tree over here, which is actually made of two microwaves. Now, you may be thinking, "Two microwaves?!"
Jon: "That seems like overkill, Jory!"
"You only need one!" But you may not know, but sometimes, microwaves die, and I'm just covering my bases here!
Jon: Yeah!
Yeah. I'm covering ALL of the bases here...
Jon: Black AND white!
ALL of the bases are covered here...
Jon: Is there a joke? I'm not gettin' it!
Yeah, it's a *** thing...
*end credits play*