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Oh, Hi! My name is Lalala-chan. I'm a fully accredited Free Associative Personality Projection.
In this video I'm going to show YOU how you can achieve Comprehensive Self Actualization
yourself.
But I don't even know what Self-Actualization is!
That's okay little one. That's why I made this video to explain!
Right now you exist for this many people. Imagine if you existed for this many people!
Wow, that sounds amazing. How do I begin?
It's easy, all you need is the Internet, and a computer!
Okay.
Then, sign up for a Self Actualization Service. You can use Facebook! Twitter!
Okay.
Tumblr! LinkedIn! Google+
Okay.
Xhamster. Xtube. Sina Weibo.
Start creating your profile. Select your identity from the handy drop down menu. Maybe you want
to upload some pictures or videos. And remember, always dress for the identity that you want, not
the identity that you have.
Wow! This is so easy. And fun.
Once you're done, just sit back and relax! Your identity will be carried over a series
of tubes into the World Wide Web. Every time someone likes your profile, or retweets your
comments, or reblogs your pictures, there will be a new version of you. You'll live
on - forever!
That was so easy Lala. But how do I become Self-Actualized?
Oh little one, you've already BEEN Self Actualized!
Now all you need to do is find more and more ways of making copies of yourself.
Maybe you want to try different looks, or different personalities. And remember, if
that doesn't work, you can always take naked pictures of yourself!
Self-Actualization will make you fitter, happier and more productive. And remember
if I can do it, so can you. Happy Fapping!