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Ahoy there my beauties! So you wanna buy pirated makeup eh?
Avast! you scurvy dog – and a scurvy dog is just what your'e gonna look like if you
buy that crud! Buckle your swash, me beauty and I'll let
ya into a secret to save those pearly looking cheeks.
We put all kids of crazy swag in our pirated knock off make up ye know
make it look right shipshape we do just like the real thing it looks.
It smells a bit similar too, for about as long as it takes for you to buy it. Sucker!
Some of the ingredients in the real thing arh mighty expensive
do you think a pirate's gonna use that? Arggghh no!
Throw in some powder and something smelly and package it up with a smile and a cheap
price my beauty. That's all's needed to fool you.
Ha ha -like setting off a loose cannon your skin'll be breaking out good an' proper real
soon! Argggh – No *** for you my lovely, but
you'll be fit to join me motly crew of scurvy dogs!
I've sailed the seven seas and searched the net to find you genuine makeup on the cheap.
Look smartly my Lubber and head on over to mybeautycity.com
for the best deals on oriental make up before I raid their bounty meself and have you walk
the plank.