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(Music) Michelle: I will get it
Danny: We will both get it (Laughing)
Futureman: So sorry to interrupt guys but this is urgent. I am here from the 21st century
to warn you about your horrible futures. Things may seem pretty cosy for you now. DJ is learning
to drive. Jessies new single is probably being played on MTV. But things are going to get
a lot worse, particularly for you Michelle. Danny: Come on lets sit down, I want to hear
everything. Futureman: I am not sure you do Danny, you
have already set foot on a long dark road that is going to spit you out as the reluctant
host on a possibly unwatchable gameshow by the time you are finished. And Joey well there
is no easy way to say this Joe, but the highlight of your career is going to be a short unremarkable
run on Foxs skating with celebrities. Joey: I would be perfect for that job!
Futureman: that was not the reaction I was expecting.
Joey: Jess this is a dream come true! I cannot believe it! This is my lucky day!
Futureman: Okay guys get a room. Now come on the main reason I am here is to warn you
about Michelle. Lets get everybody down here. Tanners! Come on guys family meeting, we have
a lot to talk about. (Music)
Futureman: Hey Steph is DJ coming? DJ: What is it?
Futureman: Dont worry about it DJ just call the others.
DJ: No problem. Dad! Aunt Becky! Uncle Joey! (Music)
Futureman: Now the reason I have called you all here to day is I want to show you all
what Michelle will become when she grows up. You all think she is cute now, but well have
a look at this photo album. And that was the time that Hairy Kate got shipped off to a
Rehab facility in Utah. Steph: Hairy scary monster!
Futureman: I know Steph, but that is not the worst part. It is not just that Michelle is
going to end up as a fashion casualty to hide their shrunken bodies with entire families
of dead animals. The worst part what happens to the animals that die for the Olsens sick
sick habit. Lets have a look. (Sound from video)
Futureman: So you can see why this is a major Tanner family crisis. Uncle Jessie I want
to to pass out these DVDs of the footage you just saw to everyone in the family so you
guys can soak it in on your own time. Jessie: One for you (repeated) Comet my man
Futureman: Now Danny, Jessie, Uncle Joey I have one last little presentation for you
all. It is called, why you should kick Michelle out of the house. Will you guys join me in
the kitchen for a second? Now this first chart shows the hideous cruelty the Olsen twins
are supporting by buying and wearing fur. And the second chart which is a series of
pictures of the Olsen twins out in public shows just how hideous they look in the 21st
century. Not a pretty sight. Danny: Just give us guys a second and we are
going to talk it over. (Mumbling)
Joey: Can I see chart number 2 again? Jessie: Get in!
Danny: Okay we have come to a decision. Futureman: Well what is it?!
Danny: It just so happens that we agree with you
Futureman: Look I know this is not easy for the family, but there is a silver lining.
At least you get your own room now DJ. DJ: Finally my own room! I have to go tell
Kate. Thank you thank you thank you! Nice knowing ya kid.
(Music) Jessie: We miss you very much munchkin
Michelle: I know it, keep going Jessie: Well I do not know how I can you do
not live with us anymore. Michelle: I don’t?! What is this a joke?
Danny: Oh no no it is not a joke Michelle. Bye Bye.
Jessie: See ya kid, if you need us you know the number, just give us a buzz. Bye sweetheart.
Futureman: You guys did the right thing, the right thing. Now sometimes as a family we
have to make tough decisions, but no matter what decisions we end up making the important
thing is we make them as a family. I know it was not easy kicking Michelle out of the
house but the Tanners cannot be responsible for raising a bunch of *** fur hags like
the twins and besides without Michelle this place wont be such a full house after all.
Danny: Alright you party animals we have some redecorating to do
Michlle: I still got you Comet. Danny: Comet, time for your walk!
(Music)